/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bitches love soup. Make that bitch some chicken soup.

>>11147433
Pussy

>>11147433
How do you cook with your aborted gf? Please respond

>>11147433
Meth.

Me and my GF have a rule
When one is doing the cooking the other stays the fuck away or follows order like a brigade system if they want to help.

>>11147433
>i love you for who you are
ain't no ones loves a drug addict piece of shit that hates his own life and even more the rest of this godless world filled with degenerated wretches

Cream pie recipe

>>11147720
Well at least you know. Didn't take you off guard or anything.

Pasta is fun... As in actually making it from scratch. You get a little messy and can usually spin the close quarters work into sex. Flour hand marks on her boobs or butt somehow is Jedi magic for getting laid.

>>11147720
Good thing.

>>11147720

>>11147796
Bread is also good. Plus it makes your house smell fantastic.

>>11147796
>needs to resort to cutesy gags to get laid with his own gf
Sad

>>11147433
*internet girlfriend

>>11147433
eggs

>>11147433
Babies.

>>11147433
make brownies or sum bc theyre fun to make and hard to fuck up.

>>11147721
was it funny? did this make you laugh?

>>11148064
If you make babies you will need diapers. You can make these out of pilsbury croisant or desert dough, roll small protions of the dough into little balls with a chocolate inside it, or fold it like a diaper. Put some sugar n crap on it, and bake it in your dutch oven for however long and hot the pilsburry boy says. It tastes amazing.

>>11147433
cookies.

macaroni and cheese
yeah

>>11147433
Roast beef of course.

>>11148046
You know how I know you're a virgin?...

>>11148172
>Putting chewed wet cookie on the rest of the new ones

Fucking boner softener

>>11148172
I hope that's worstechire instead of vanilla