/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11145976
Crayons look like candy.
Glue looks like...

>>11145976
Because they're kids, dumbass. They don't know any better until they learn.

mmm grayons

Kids wille at anything that look like a food or a food container. Think its something to do with primate like testing stuff out with their mouth; like the chimps at the zoo licking everything to see its its edible.

Unless you mean specifically glue and crayons, I don't know.

>>11145976
Glue, for one, tastes good. Crayons are awful
i'll bet you never tried grass or mulch

>>11145995

>>11145989
kek

>>11145990
neither do marines

>>11146012
glue tastes good? wtf?

>>11145989
Icing

>>11146054
You fuckin scumbag. These Men have laid down their lives to keep your monkey ass safe and all you can do is make fun of them. Fuck off you waste of space

>>11146110
That's what they think, be we all know that's not the case

>>11146123
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT?!
OH HELL NO

>>11146123
LISTEN UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT... THERE IS A DEMON INSIDE ME... THE BOY IS STILL THERE... BUT THE DEMON CAN COME RIGHT OUT AND FUCK YOU UP.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH

>>11146110
>keep your monkey ass safe
keep our jewish overlords financial interests safe

>>11146136
WHAT
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!
OH HELL NO FUCK

>>11146136
I'M GONNA TELL YOU LIKE I TOLD THE OTHER PIECE OF SHIT... THE BOY IS STILL THERE... BUT THE DEMON IS GETTING BIGGER... HE'S COMING OUT... AND HE'S COMING AFTER YOU. WATCH YOUR MOUTH

>>11146181

>>11146110
I’m ready to die for Israel!

Tide pods are the new crayons and I gave real temptation to eat them knowing full well why I shouldn't

>>11146212

>>11146110
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>11146059
>>11146059
Yeah, it has a sweetness to it. You'd think they would have found a way to add a bittering agent without ruining the glue's effectiveness, but apparently it's impossible.

>>11146110
marines really are dumb though and always talk the most shit to dudes in other branches. everyone likes a little banter, but they seem to be the ones that constantly dish it out, but cant take it.
>y-you keep muh corps out of yur mouth!
they act sort of like you right now. I used to be in the navy and have to hear their shit all the time.
>sailors r all gay huhuhu if we gotta be part of duh navy, we duh menz department

>yeah we're gay as fuck. know what we call that 13 button flap on our dress blue trousers? a marine corps bib

>WHAT YOU SHUT UR MOUTH FUCK YOU THATS NOT FUNNY

>>11146110
They've laid down their lives to keep our inflated weapons industry profitable.

>>11146330
Good. War is dope and faggots that can't hang don't matter.

>>11146330
israel and the petrodollar, come on.

>>11146059

long long ago, back in the past century, cleopatra glue was famous in my country for being '' the glue all the kids used to eat instead of...you know ...gluing paper and shit''

It didn't made a generation of blind retard because the recipe for it was and still is pretty safe it's basicaly made of potato stach, water and Benzaldehyde, which smells and tastes like almond

but to be honest, it was a pretty shitty glue

>>11145976
Who's the retard they made this comic?

>>11146342
>he said from the comfort of his stable 1st world country

Anyone else chew up erasers?

>>11146418
my dog does


that silly bitch

>>11146426
Your dog sounds cool.

>>11146110
>there are people that replied as if this was a serious post

>>11146110
>be too stupid to get a job
>go die because some old man got mad at another one
>still can't get work after service because stupid
Lmao

>>11145976
You have a lot of sensory receptors in your lips, tongue and mouth so it's the best way to get as much data as possible on something new and unknown.

>>11145976
The funny part is this is true, Marines would just eat the fucking thing and say "that tasted like shit", then down a rip-it and go shoot a hadj. This is why whenever Master Chef does it's inevitable PATRIOTIC EPISODE where they cook for soldiers it's always army or airforce, because they would never be able to get Marines to complain about the food or send it back. They'd just fucking eat it and probably the plates.

I guess what i'm saying is fuck POGs

>>11147172
Is that why marines suck cock?