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I live in a medium size town in a flyover state.
My doctor has told me I am the most obese patient he has so I’m assuming I’m the fattest person in town.
AMA food related.

>> No.11145631

>>11145615
What's your favorite meal?

>> No.11145669

>>11145615
Is it gay if I let my gf shove sausage up my ass?

Also kys.

>> No.11145842

>>11145615
why don't you lose weight you fat tub of lard?

>> No.11145896

>>11145615
Post proof. If you don't want to take a picture of yourself, a picture of your pants is fine.

>> No.11146233

>>11145615
>audibly compares you to his other patients

why are you going to a quack OP?

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>>11145615
>so I’m assuming I’m the fattest person in town.
Congrats ? I suppose you deserve a cookie for it.

>> No.11146771

>>11145615
How many times per week do you eat fast food?

>> No.11146940

>>11145615
Southern AZ?

>> No.11147173

>>11146414
>a cookie for it
Cookie? More like a box of cookies!
pfffffbhahahaaha

>> No.11147187

>>11145615
'kay,
Single largest meal you have completed in one sitting?

>> No.11147190

>>11145669
It isn't gay, but it is hot.

>> No.11147195

do amerisharts really consider being the fattest person in their town a badge of honor?

>> No.11147202

How fat are you?

>> No.11147205

>>11147195
Some unquestionably do
Most just have this slowly rising panic in the back of their minds at all times

>> No.11147338

>>11145615
where in new mexico?

>> No.11147354

>>11145669
>is it gay
only if the sausage is in a casing. otherwise, have fun totally straight 'guy'