/ck/ - Food & Cooking

should I go to your house or what

>>11143851
Why would I cook chocolate pudding?

I'd say slap it!

>>11143858
I-if you want

pan

butter

onions

liver

mashed potato

worchester sauce

simple
rustic

with onions and apples and white wine

First things first, wheres the cognac?

Mince onion, mince garlic, add white whine, roast at 330 for 30 minutes. Add to blender, add an egg yolk, blend blend blend blend add some salt pure pure pyre arrite chopped liver here we go go go yeah push it to the max

>>11143851
Just fry it in a pan and serve it alongside LOTS of caramelized onions.

>>11143851
make into cheesesteak, cheeseteak very good to eat yum yum

Slurp a lunch!

>>11143851
So I dont get it.
The liver is a filter right?
So if you eat it... wont you eat all the impurities the body has filtered through it? How is it healthy at all?
Wouldnt it be like taking a dirty old air filter outta your car and chowin down on that?
Genuinely curious here, if anyone has answers.

>>11144370
yes

>>11144370
Exactly.

>>11144370
You are thinking on a kidney. Liver is moreclike a factory.

>>11144370

If this were true livers would require routine replacement, like air filters.

>>11143875
MUST have green bean casserole with it, to top the mashed potatoes. mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>11144423
This. The Liver is rather clean when you get down to it. Now Kidneys you have to watch out for.

>>11143851
liver smells amazing. nothing like the smell of liver being fried... but then you bite into it and it tastes like the head of a cock.

fry and put in sandwich on thick crusty loaf slices
toast bread too if you want

Don't forget to soak it in milk overnight.

>>11143851
Flour
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder
Onion Powder
Mix
Dredge the liver
Pan
Butter
Liver, on
Cook to medium
Off
Simple, rustic, done.

>>11144370
>The liver is a filter right?
In much the same way that birds are bricks. The liver converts energy sources from one form to another. This requires lots of minerals and vitamins, so liver is one of the most nutritionally rich food sources. Tastes great with grilled onions, too.

>>11144370
>>11144379
>>11144406
Livers are not filters you dumb fuckers. Livers secrete enzymes which destroy toxins. They don't catch and store anything.

>>11145360
t.liver

>>11143875
you forgot

honest

>>11143875
nice n hot

>>11144370
Kidneys are filters. Livers produce enzymes that help break down shit. I think. Any doctor anons on here?

>>11143851
Salt and pepper, seared on both sides. a little pink in the middle.

>>11145596
I'm not a doctor, but I like to pretend I am on the internet

>>11145313
Buy grassfed liver. No need (or so I've heard).

>>11143870
Are you the same guy posting those replies in every thread?

>>11144046
heh

>>11145596
Yeah, but I charge $1000/hr for consultation and it rounds up beginning with the first second so you can't afford it.

>>11144370
It filters shit and sends it off to be excreted. It also produced hormones and enzymes and shit to denature poison and do good stuff to good stuff. Basically, it's a nutrient accumulator and is great unless you are eating liver from gmo livestock.

>>11143875
>worchester

>>11143861
Because you've lost control of your life

>>11145858
based and blackbeard

>>11145858
Undertale, fight with Sans?

>>11147541
comic sans?

K.

>>11144475
>>11144423
People eat fucking kidneys too jackasses

>>11147541
Shaka, when the walls fell!

>>11147901
Behind the bar, her legs wide.