/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11143675
and people always think that america is the only one that does shit like this

The only mistake here is what they did to Irn Bru, that is, cut the sugar content, rendering it undrinkable.

the only mistake there is the failure to include sauces

>>11143675
>two chicken nuggets
thats just enough to piss me off

life expectancy for east end glasgow is 54 lol

I genuinely love a pizza crunch. Its the most disgustingly beautiful fast food. I'm well aware of how unhealthy and odd non Scots find it. But its just fucking good. Limit myself to like only a couple in a year though

>>11143694
Yeah? I live here and those statistics are like 30 years old. East ends ok. Still got bams but they eat healthier now and smoke less, because vapings cheaper, cause they're still poor

I'm surprised the price is that low honestly.

Still what the fuck?
>>11143680
This is the sort of shit you only see at state fairs, and not in this quantity. Or at some themed restaurant that there's only a few of in the entire country of 330 million people.

>>11143722
This shit is widely available at most chippys and consumed on the regular by fat bastards. However as a drunken scran or hangover cure it does hit the spot.

That's looks so fucking good that honestly looks exponentially better a spend of ten quid than anywhere here in Australia

Daily reminder to boycott Irn-Bru until they change the recipe back.

https://www.change.org/p/barrs-soft-drinks-company-hands-off-our-irn-bru-please-dont-change-the-recipe-by-cutting-sugar-for-sweeteners

Around my way a supper averages about £4/5. So going by this image thats about a £35 delivery. Now i know Greenock is a shit bin, but that sounds really cheap

>>11143715
Why does Bridgeton Cross smell like shite all the time?

>>11143787
that's probably all the shite you're smelling desu

>>11143787
I often wonder the same myself. The east end in general does smell funny cause there's still breweries and other factories about there pumping out shitey smells

>>11143704
Its nice to endulge once in awhile.

>>11143782
They're likely still making a decent-ish profit on it.
Keeping in mind that this is likely to be bought by cunts on the way back from the pub, it's also a good way to use up things that might have been sitting in the heated display cabinet for a while.

A chip shop will pay around £8 or so for a 25 kilo bag of potatoes, so the cost of the chips is pennies.
The sausages will cost about 10p each to make, the onion rings are about 5p each, the hamburgers about 15p each, the pizza about 40p. The biggest expense I can see here for the chip shop is the fish, which they might have to pay nearly a couple of quid for.
They're likely able to put these out the door for about £3.50 all in, including overheads.

>>11143794
>Christmas tinner

What the fuck

>>11143779
>not bucky wine

2 chicken nuggets??????
wtf is this

>>11143675
Never seen chippy food look that bad. Is this shopped or is Scotland really this awful?

>>11143811
I think there's actually five chicken nuggets in the image.
The text was probably written by a sassenach, or a teuchtar or some AIDS ridden Edinburgh junkie something.

I didn't know that these were peculiar to Scotland until I asked for one in a London Greggs.
I reckon the cunts thought I was taking the piss or something.

>>11143680
It must be the anglophones.

>>11143779
Shouldn't it be Tennents super, the Scotts superior supertin? I moved about 3 years ago and can't fucking find it anywhere in shops, I used to love popping into the offy to get a buzz going for a fucking quid before general shopping or a bus ride... or anything.

>>11143822
the ones up top are the fritters

>>11143836
>for a quid
The Scottish government brought in a minimum alcohol pricing tax a little while back, so a can of Super T is now a minimum of £2.25 anywhere in Scotland.

>>11143841
>the ones up top are the fritters

6 and 7 are the fritters surely?

>>11143680
Americans fucking wish their food was that cheap, they're too busy paying for an extra service tax in order for McDonald's to switch from frozen patties to slightly less frozen patties!

>>11143766
They tried it in Australia and it flopped. People bitched about it being unhealthy.

>east west takeaway chippy

Wtf does that even mean

>>11143902
I couldn't think of anything worse than waking up in 20C weather and worse and trying to eat a cooked breakfast.
These things are designed to be eaten on cold November mornings before heading out to your day of manual labour.

>>11143822
>>11143841

I've actually double checked this, the place is a combined kebab shop / chippy thing.
What I labelled as 3, 4 and 5 are more than likely bits of pakora.

>>11143766
Well why don't you fuck off to Scotland then you maggot cunt?

>>11143907
It's just the name of the establishment.

>>11143926
Fuck off cunt, we're full.

Not £10 anymore, it's gone up to £13.

https://eastwestspice-greenock.co.uk/Menu

>>11143794
I am disgusted and yet I also want to try one.

>>11143680
No, Scotland is quite famous for it.

>>11143802
>GAME
Shit video game shop having a lark and trying to lure people in to sell them overpriced shit.

>>11143803
central heating, not berserk pack.

>>11143690
5 onion rings. It's called a family meal aswell.
It can fuck right off

>>11143680
It's where the southern US got it from. Heavy Scots immigration to the south during the 1700's.

>>11143675
Say what you will. I got some haggis chips (crisps) smelt from uk and they were very nice.

Scottish Pu-Pu Platter?

>>11143843
That's like asking me to pay 5 bucks for a 25 oz Natty Daddy. Is alcohol related blindness increasing since that tax?

>>11144524
Was the point of this webm to try turn pissin about into an artform?

>>11143675
anyone know what irn bru is like?

>>11144917
It's pretty unique desu.
I'm from Michigan and it's like trying to describe vernors.

>>11144917
It's mixed fruit, couldn't tell you what fruit though.
It's seriously the best soda on the planet though.

>>11143722
That applies to the US for 95% of the shit /ck/ gripes about. What percentage of the population has been to heart attack grill? 0.0001% maybe, if even that.

>>11143675
Thats actually really good value. And people wonder why poor people are fat

>>11143675
Good bulking food

I've traveled to over 13 countries now, and the only time I was made fun of for being a "fat stupid american" was by two (actually) fat scottish people. it was a dumbass guy with sideburns and his ugly slag gf.
I'm skinnier than they both were btw

What does irn bru taste like?

>>11145113
Youre a yank though

>>11143675
Do Americans really do this?

>>11143680
America is worse

Well, yeah.

>>11143936
>haggis pakora
this is where i draw the line

>>11145117
This

>>11143913
fuckin fairy

>>11143675
that is a hell of a value though

>>11145325
America likes its meme foods. The weird little abominations you maybe try once and then they fade from the menus. Carnival food is a prime example (deep fried butter), as is the weird novelty items at fast food joints (like those taco bell captain crunch things).

The difference is that unlike those items, Munchie boxes are ubiquitous in Scotland and will probably continue to be for some time.

>>11143675
damn thats value

>>11145458
I eat extremely slowly. That would be like 4 fucking meals for me.

This is the sort of thing I'd eat with a couple friends or with my tank of a brother.

>>11143822
Those are scampis m8

>>11145620
>scampis
>the plural of scampi
Retard.

>>11143675
>Potato Fritters
THEY ARE CALLED CHIPS
FUCK

>>11145628
right, its actually scampies

>>11145628
I actually love scampuses

>>11143907
i thought the exact same thing

>>11145639
Chips are crispy.

Fritter just means something small that's been batter fried.

>Munchie Box
>Practically a fucking one person banquet in a pizza box
Where can I get some of this shit in Manchester

>>11143675
>deep frying a burger
>deep frying fucking pizza
holy shit it's like they're america

When will you understand that the Anglosphere is all the same?

>>11143675
For 20 bucks? I fucking WISH we could get that much food that cheap.

>>11143694
What a way to go though.

>>11143675

>>11143902
>People bitched about it being unhealthy.
NO SHIT it's unhealthy, you're not going to eat a box of fried food if you care about that.

>>11145117
Cream soda with a hint of citrus

>>11143766
>quid
No one knows, or cares, what the fuck you're talking about.

Scotland has serious problems.

They actually make the south US states look like sophisticated upper class people.

>>11143694
54? Wow, I'm 53 now, and that's kinda young to be dieing desu...

>>11143684

Let me guess the government made them do it?

>>11145757
Apart from literally everyone in the thread other than you, that is.

>>11143907
it means its run by pakis or indians

>>11143907

It is just the stupid slang they use, they have to give everything some fruity childish sounding name.

>>11145722
I've been to america and the food is on the whole much cheaper than in the uk

>>11145757
A quid is a pound. Come the fuck on, I'm a dipshit American that's never left my state and I fucking know this.

>>11143675
That looks delicious. If that was within a 15 minute drive I would get one right now.

>>11145613
Tell your brother I called him a fat twat.

>>11143827
>asking for deep fried shit at a bakery
wat le fug

>>11143680
>>11143675
All Anglos are the same.

>>11145737
that sounds pretty good

>>11145639
fritters are different though. they're battered

>>11145737
Its nothing like that though you mong. Have you even tasted it?

>>11146466
its not deep fried you spastic. if you dont know what it is then don't just make assumptions.

It's insane the munchy box doesn't exist in America yet. The restaurant who starts this will make a billion dollars.

>>11145325
What gives me pause about this is that the picture is so obviously copy-pasted photoshopped. Could they not just make a single one of these meatstrosities? Even staged, which I know all fast food pics are, would be preferable to this photoshop which implies not a single person has ordered it, shit not a single instance of this menu item has even existed anywhere but on this poster.

And fuck me for being the chump who would take in all those red flags, understand them, and then want to order this McInfarction.

>>11143675
To save time, they should just load everything into the box and just deep fry the whole thing.

>>11143694
Gotta die somehow.

>>11146853
munchie boxes are almost entirely deep fried shit, spacker

>>11148660
op posted a macaroni pie fucker.

>>11148899
greggs has everything clearly on display
why would asking for something thats directly in front of you be taking the piss

>>11143675
You should always provide atleast four chicken nuggets.

There is NEVER A reason to RAPE someone AND NEVER a reason to provide ONLY two chicken nuggets.

>>11143907
Euros are subhuman and say takeaway instead of takeout.

>tfw your country has the best cuisine in the union

>>11143907
>>11145653
>>11145911
>>11148928
>amerifats can't even figure out what "takeaway" means
You people are pathetic, and it's hilarious.

>>11148917
Oh god I would demolish that fucking thing, goddamn. Almost makes me wish I was back in the US.

>>11145117
Iron.

>>11145737
It's literally nothing like that you fucking moron.

>>11148952
>replies to one post that got it right.
Slow fucking yuropoors.

>>11145757
>doesn't know what quid means

>>11148964
>can't figure out why i responded to that post

Jesus Christ, Americans are so fucking stupid.

>>11145757
>he doesn't watch based Ashens and he doesn't know what a quid is from that
I bet you don't know what a 99p store is, either.

>>11145117
Stale bubblegum.

>>11143675
>ten pound for that amount of food
>bottle of irn bru too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awfKesorGyo

>>11148968
Why you so mad, though?

>>11148968
if America pisses you off so much, you can stop using our inventions.
internet, swivel chairs, monitors, internet, .mkv's

>>11148917
fuck would gorge on

>>11149284
>internet
You first mutt.

>>11145784
yes and no. the government introduced a sugar tax meaning if they had kept the original sugar content it would be more expensive so instead they reduced the amount of sugar to keep it cheaper

>>11149949
what is arpanet?

>>11144917
Ever had orange flavoured medicine? Pretty much like that.

>>11145722
>£10 = $20

Just consumed a battered sausage supper AMA

I miss my haggis supper. And the Irn Bru, too. There's an excellent chippies' in Aberdeen Torry, just across the Victoria pub. They're Chinese but haggis & black pudding are just smashing.

>>11143680
they probably think to themselves "this is just like American food" while they're eating it, not realizing average americans don't eat anything that gross

>>11145478
A Glasgow salad!

>>11150147
Torry is a real slum, but for some reason their Chippies and Chinkies are pretty excellent. But Hass's on Holburn Street is by far the best. They used to do these giant cheeseburgers, probably the only chipper that can do a decent burger. Sadly they stopped doing the doubles at a certain point because it was "too much" food. Fuck you. I decide when something's too much. Then they just straight up stopped doing burgers. Saddest day of my life.

>>11150191
Many yrs ago, there also was a big Chinese opposite Angus house / opposite the old bus stn.

But Torry is not a slum. I think it's a beautiful part of Aberdeen. Have walked several times to the lighthouse and also visited the Bon Accord Sparkling Drinks plant when it still existed.

Btw, the Robb daughter has relaunched Bon Accord some years ago.

>>11150236
>But Torry is not a slum
I guess...if you look past the muggers, robbers, assaulters, rapists, murderers, junkies.

>>11150299
What a shame. Must have changed. Was there last time some 15 yrs ago but wrote 3 MSc dissertations about the industry in Grampian.

>>11143675
D-do Scottish "people" really do this?

>>11150340
Yes, it's called Glasgow salad and it's delicious. When in Arbroath, you also can order a deep fried mars. Thst's Scotland, wee laddie.

>>11150318
Definintly has changed, can't take a walk to the shops without encountering a junkie or two. My grandma got robbed a few times the last few years she lived there, breaks my heart a little. She lived there her whole life and saw it degrade right before her eyes.

>>11150401
Makes me sad. Aberdeen is my favorite city & I have been there some 60 times since 1991. Stayed stimes in the Royal National Mission for Deep Sea Fishermen at Market Square for £13. Nice to have someone from Aberdeen on 4chan. I'm from Switzerland.

All the best & take care.

>>11145783
rip anon

>>11145117
It's vaguely orangey but with a prominent fizz and very sugary (or at least, it was).

If you've had lucozade orange it's somewhat similar but stronger tasting

Colonized by wankers

>>11143675
that looks fucking amazing though

Scotland has some great bands like the Cocteau Twins

>>11145776
Have you ever been to Southern U.S.?

>>11145117
shit

>>11143675
Why put it in a box? why don't they eat it directly from the dog bowl?

>>11143675

Munchyboxes are absolutely disgusting overpriced shite.
Comprised of the cheapest wholesale halal 'food products', cooked in often stale long life oil and gathered together by people who are known the world over for seriously questionably hygiene practices.

>>11150857
cool story bro

>>11150137
>Only got 1 sausage
Go get your money back

>>11150857
>Everything in OP's image for £10
>Overpriced
Stick to your burgers mutt.

>>11150137
Did it taste nice

>>11143675
Looks heavenly.

>>11145613
3,600 calories is enough for two full days worth of food.

>>11151112
>Two cheap mass produced sausages
40p
>Five minced onion onion rings
20p
>Potato frittes
20p
>Two pizza slices
50-60p
>Two shitty pink slime nuggets
>15p
>Two minced heart and cartilage burgers
80p
>Batter coating the non battered items
10p
>fried pollock
80p

>>11148952
Most likely they know what takeaway is but have never heard of a "chippy" because that's a word for retards

why do they have 2 liter soda in Scotland? I thought Europe was above American units

>>11143896
>he doesn't realize every other country does this too

>>11151127
This. I'd use a stone over the next week eating that munchy box and crisping them up again.

>>11143787
Remember Brigtons just 2mins away from the piggery.

>>11143802
mate, you should see christmas sandwiches

>>11151163
It's just the UK. We also use Mph,ft and inches and road signs are in yards.
Older generation use fahrenheit too.

>>11143675
go and travel some of the hebrides, sample their seafood, game, and other produce, then talk to the world about Scotland and its food
you ain't shit, motherfucker

How come we can't get this in America?

>>11145478
this looks amazing actually

>>11145458
>1 portion of chips

Why does everything in Europe sound retarded?

>>11151947
You lack the culinary friquonces to appreciate it, son.

>>11151127
>1800 calories a day
Are you a manlet or a twink? There's no way you have a TDEE as low as 1800.

>>11143675
>>11143680
If Scotland became independent it would be the fattest country in the world.

>>11143675
>eurocucks

>>11143675
I never thought somebody could out deepfry Jack in the box but here we are. Bravo.

>>11143913
>20C weather
This is definitively cold weather where I'm from up in North Queensland. Everyone gets rugged up, wearing singlets and polar fleeces and shit.

>>11145729
hahahahhaha
this is a huwite nationalist

>>11151485
I still think it's weird how a pharmacy like boots sells sandwiches and lunch food

I like going into munchie box threads to look for any take aways local to me.

I’m going to Scotland for a few weeks. How do I get a Sunday roast dinner?

This is the most disgusting thing I think I have seen come from 4chan

>>11152744
Most decent pubs should do one

>>11152744
You just put stuff in an oven. Make one at home and focus on more interesting stuff while abroad.

>>11143675
>two pizza slices

Look like old timey rectangular school cafeteria pizza.

The kind that's so awful it's wonderful.

>>11152744
if you find yourself by Inverness, do me a favor and stop in Nairn and go to Jacko's Pub

ask for the Chicken Curry the way the American kid eats it

Haggis is good

>>11151954
Calls them freedom fries, because he refutes ro say the french word for potato.
>Pomme frite

>>11143704
I give you a solid 10 for moderation.

>>11143802
>>11143952
It's a joke, not real. Just an old advertising piece from a video game shop.

>>11147204
Spice bags have made it over.
https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/food/article/20984221/breaking-down-dublins-signature-late-night-food-now-found-in-dc

>>11143675
It's filling. Sticks to your insides!

>>11152046
what is your TDEE fatty

>>11143684
Nuclear bubblegum with a metallic aftertaste. It grows on you, but it's good.

>>11143794
id try it. probably $8 A Can though.

>>11145478

This actually looks really fucking delish

>>11143675
>Irn Bru
Daily reminder...

>>11145783
The rare 50+ anon, truly a golden nugget of this place

>>11151136
Source me on those prices anon. Also does the shop not get paid, nor the cooks or anyone else?..

>>11150170
>>11150393

'Glasgow salad' is chips.
t. Glaswegian in Glasgow

>>11155259

>>11143680
Big difference between deep fried hunks of meat and vegetables, and deep fried "food product tm" that americans eat. A fried potato isnt going to kill anyone, but a mix of potato starch, hydrogenated palm soybean paste, irradiated spices and a million preservatives, conditioners, colours etc will.

>>11145639
They called scallops round my way

>>11143675

Jesus fuck that would cost $25 - 30 usd where I live

>>11156198
Doesn't Scotland have the highest rate of heart disease in the world? I love this idea that, no, it isn't the fried food, it's the chemicals!

>could spend $100 in a grocery store for the same amount of food
>or just a small fraction of that and it taste even better

jeezus lads

>>11156717
>Potato Fritters
western scotland has terrible stats in everything due to a lack of sunlight, unironically toxic culture, over reliance on fast fatty foods, salty foods, extreme amounts of sugar, alchoholism, rampant drug use, and a lack of any sort of positive social groups
Mental health is a massive issue, in the whole UK too but scotland enjoys an atmosphere perfect for driving one to suicide and self harm with little to no support for anyone outside weans
the fried food doesn't help a jot but it's by no means the only or biggest contributor

>>11156743
>Tfw I've lived in western Scotland all my life
Pls stop, I'm hurting enough without having to read it.

>>11156743
Wow. That's exactly what I've been looking for. How much can you get a house for there?

>>11157073
Go grab a flat in some coastal town and it won't cost you much at all.

>>11143684
I still like it but I'm a southerner not even a scoy

Honestly haven't even noticed the change in the bru recipe, I've only drank xtra since it came out
It's not flavourless like diet and it's not got that much sugar that it leaves your teeth feeling fizzy

>>11143675
>two chicken nuggets

>>11143675
>chips

>>11150857
Why does going on 4chan for long periods of time make people obsessed with Muslims

>>11157693
It's one of the few places you can talk freely about Islam, faults and all, without being socially ostracized for racism. But the elation grows to be overwhelming, and instead of approaching this complicated subject with intellectual rigor, the urge to take the opportunity to simply say racist things comes to the fore.

>>11148899
>op
Newfag out.

>>11156743
Sounds like the Pacific NW in the 90's before the techies and yuppies ruined it.

>>11145117
orange cough syrup
t. Canadian who lived in Inverness for 2 years

>>11143675
looks good to me

>>11147416
This. Considering all that shit tastes like cardboard anyway, there wouldn't be much difference.

For me. It's the garbage plate.

>>11143675
i wish it was this box right now

>>11145464
the raw potatoes are a bold choice by the chef

>>11150137
thats all. looks like an appetizer

>>11156743
>>11157736
it's worse

>>11158602
>that huge deep red section in Africa
damn Death Valley is bad for heat but that looks ridiculous

>>11144575
I think he's training, he's supposed to do that on a griddle in front of the dinners. This is a "dry run"

>>11157707
This is how censorship of "hate speech" paradoxically breeds hatered

>>11143896
Are you kidding? Fast food is TOO cheap here.
Yeah if you order the more expensive items on the menu you could be looking at like $10 but at almost every fast food place I can eat an unhealthy high calorie meal for like 3 dollars.
I WISH the shit was prohibitively expensive so I would never eat it.
It's even worse for me since I live a few blocks away from a Costco. You could probably panhandle for 20 minutes and have enough money to feed yourself for a week if you only ate at their food court.

Thankfully it's possible to eat even cheaper without fast food with things like rice, oatmeal, bananas, potatoes, eggs, etc. We even have whole rotisserie chickens as Loss Leader items for like 5 bucks at most grocery stores where I live. You can eat extremely well in America on the cheap if you even try a little bit.

>>11145613
you have to eat it fast though, fish and chips taste like shit cold

>>11145113
hahahaha
you fat stupid american

>>11151954
>Why does everything in Europe sound retarded?

one portion not enough for you, shart?

>>11148968
so desperate
so lonely

>>11151954
Because you failed the fuck out of learning English when you were growing up.

>>11143675
Where's the deep-fried Mars bar for desert?

>>11143766

Because greeks don't run fish and chip shops anymore. Gooks do. Or fucking Indians or white Australians. Best fish and chips in Australia were 20 years ago when every fish and chip shop had a greek dude at the helm.

>>11146496

To ignorant niggers, yes.

But other than ruin Anglo society you filthy scum races have done nothing but keep disease and stick tools around, instead of as museum pieces. So good work there I guess lol.

Thank God my mother married a white dude. I could have been full non-white and thought things like technology and cleanliness are bad and uncultured.

>>11148917

God, they should have aborted you. Apparently there is a reason to rape someone, your stupid cunt of a mother for having you.

>>11150137

What's it like to be a normal sized person and shock fatties with your regular portion size and use ot the word "portion" or "control"?

>>11143675
>two chicken nuggets

i lol'd

>>11156706

Yes, it would probably be a higher quality too. Do you have any idea how often asians get busted for food hygiene and using food products not fit for human consumption? That includes using pet meat (meat designed for feeding to dogs or similar) in place of doner, sausage and sausage meat when filling out burgers and the kind AS WELL AS the odd human fertiliser traces on vegetables (as in your veg was grown in human shit or with it).

Yeah, ask yourself what you're really getting for £10 when you walk into the shop of a pajeet or a muhammad.

Look at the toilets too. The kitchen is going to look exactly as clean.

>>11159912

Hahaha ikr, an American that doesn't know the word portion. He probably needs the Rosetta stone for the words "single serve".

Whats the best supper lads? white pudding is good stuff

>>11148952
>brit literally can't realize how ridiculous the phrase "east west chippy" sounds

>>11143694
That's mostly due to the east end's high concentration of junkies

It's like saying Detroit is indicative of Michigan

anal apocalypse'd Anglos in this thread give me a hearty chuckle

>>11158641
no its a joke vid, something about how sad it is

>>11147204
only like a shitty version in jack in the box has, still good tho

Do they still enjoy their deepfried chocolatebars in Edinburgh?

>>11148917
>no smoke ring

it is all so tiresome

>>11151954
>only able to read english
>thinks europe = uk
'murica

>>11144917
It's one of those "chemical" flavours that has no real food reference, like that red flavour that's supposed to be strawberry. Vodka and irn bru is god tier though.

>>11143675
Lived in Scotland for a few months. It's a grey depressing shithole.

>>11150147
>>11150191
Jesus.. last thing I'd expect seeing on 4chan is somebody mentioning Torry. From living there I can tell that it's definitely a place with a character but the Nigg Bay lighthouse area is still nice, too bad they decided to build a harbour there but I guess it'd be good for the economy. It's not as bad as it used to be maybe 15 years ago give or take but the horrendous rep persists. Jake's Take Away ftw

>>11143803
This.

>>11143675

>>11151136
>Pollock for 80p
My fucking restaurant wishes so

>>11153980
Why is the knife there?

>>11154625
Ha
Ha
Ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

>>11145117
It's very carbonated, much more so than most sodas. The flavor is quite like an artificial orange, similar to tic tacs or orange starbursts, but with a distinct creaminess and slight bitter metallic flavor that's not altogether unenjoyable. I've bought it from specialty international shops in the US, and its definitely worth a try, one of the best sodas I've had from anywhere. I'd imagine it'd be a great mixer with vodka as well, its bold flavor would stand up to alcohol well.

>>11143896

An American Little Ceasars medium sized pizza is less than 4 GBP you fucking yuropoor

>>11143675
ugh, its all the same unappetizing color too...

>>11163041

Lol well the bag says Pollack... it's kinda like Guuci or Bolex, you're getting SOMETHING and it's passable to common folk as the real thing but at a fraction of the cost. Probably some Thai bottom feeder that shouldn't regularly be consumed by humans.

>yfw scotland increased booze tax to 50p per unit

>>11162718
The best thing about buckfast is that wikipedia's reference image of it is an empty bottle lying in a gutter.

>>11155546
COLD chips you mean

>>11158630
That's the Sahara desert ffs.

>>11145473
Here, that takeaway is just up the road from me. It's absolutely shite too.

>>11164054
Mfw a bottle of strongbow is over a fiver now

>>11162718
>>11164117
>>11143803

>The beverage has entered the popular lexicon with nicknames such as "Wreck the Hoose Juice", "Commotion Lotion", "Cumbernauld Rocket Fuel", "Mrs. Brown", "Buckie Baracas", "Coatbridge Table Wine", and a bottle of "what the hell are you looking at?" It has also earned the unofficial slogan, "Buckfast: gets you fucked fast".

Lmao

>>11145117
Add orange imitation extract to vermouth, but it isn't even alcoholic. It's like someone wanted to trick people into drinking a super shitty mixed drink but really hated them and didn't want them to have alcohol either.

>>11145113
Shut the fuck up you fat stupid American cunt or I’ll kick the shit out of you.

>>11145757
I was interested in his post. Go away.

>>11146466
>le
I think you’re on the wrong site, le upvote faggot. Also it looks baked to me (or anyone with a brain and two eyes).

>>11157733
>This amount of projection

>>11164587
Easy catboy. Keked.

>>11164247
Good, it's fucking fizzy apple juice. Drink a beer cunt.

>>11148917
What if some degenerate aliens abducted you and a cute girl and told you (and not her) that if you didn't rape her they would blow up the earth?

>>11164899
What do you guys know about cider? I've been there. It was all sweet. I've got a feeling you don't even use cider apples to make it.

>>11164899
You just made an enemy of the entire West Country

>>11165816
Why aren't the front wheels of that obviously 4WD tractor spinning flames too? Is it because the person who made that image is a fucktard? Or is there some deeper meaning here?

>>11148917
You didn't get ANY chicken nuggets, let alone four

>>11151163
>Liters
>American units
?????????

>>11164247
My brother is actually doing booze cruises to carslile to buy slabs of strongbow to sell at his work.

>>11165834
it's doing a wheelie, can't you tell from the angle?

>>11143675
Going to scotland for a vaycay just for that. That shit is wild

>>11165876
America invented England just to have a cool origin story

>>11165816
I mean, that's not much of a threat. What are they gonna do, get stoned and interbreed at you?

I'm amazed munchie boxes haven't caught on in the US, even in college/poor towns. Seems like a giant trough of fried shit would be right up out alley but the closest thing I can imagine is fast-food combos, which aren't even that good of a value in most cases.

>>11164315
>Made by monks
Wouldn't this mean high quality/price? Why do degenerates favor it instead of cheap liquor or something?

>>11158602
People in Greenland see more sunshine than Scots

>>11161767
>deepfried
Originated from Arbroath, laddie. It's nr the Bay City (Dundee). And it's called deep fried mars.

>>11161210
>best supper

Get a haggis supper from the Fountain in Stirling.

Real talk, though, the term for this is smorgasbord

>>11166055
we dont have many places that offer the wide variety of fried goodies the Euro's have, thats what makes those muchie boxes so appealing

>>11162666
>Jake's Take Away

Don't know that one but doesn't look good!

https://www.foodhygieneratings.org.uk/jakes-aberdeen

It seems, my old place still exists:

Torry Chip Bar, 90 Victoria Rd, Aberdeen AB11 9DT.

Somtimes, I also ate in a small shopping center opposite the Douglas hotel but I cannot find it anymore on Google Maps. Perhaps, it's been demolished.

>>11143675
10dollars? That seems so cheap

>>11165876
I didn't say liters weren't a metric unit you imbecile, I said that a 2 liter is an american unit, which it is. You guys over there would have 1 liter, 2,5 liter, 5 liter, 10 liter if you were deciding the sizes yourselves. Only reason they're doing 2 liters (or toolies as I like to call them) is because of america.

>>11166071
It's been produced under license for more than 90 years at this point.

>>11145117
I've had it a few times and the taste is interesting, there is something in there that tastes faintly like bubblegum. i couldn't help you with the rest though, it's one of those things you have to try yourself.

>>11155244
You're right, that one looks much, much nicer than the other piles of deep fried trash i've seen in this thread but i wouldn't eat that more than once a month.

>>11164247
Have you considered just not drinking?

>>11150857
LOL at that pic.

>>11155259
STIR

>>11165871
you're dumb

>>11143675
>irn bru
if i was gree i wood dye

Why is everything in the uk cooked in oil thats not hot enough? Nothing is crispy there at all. I was running around the uk for two weeks and the munchie box was our worst meal by a large margin.
Literally no chips in the uk i had on the entire trip has any crunch to them except for one toasties shop in edinbourgh. They called them french fries there too instead of chips. Maybe an american transplant or something.

>>11168580
Most pubs have learned how to do properly crispy chips now, I think people actually want the damp stodge from the chippy though. I find it baffling too.

>>11150191
kek did you ever don the torry fringe back in the day?

Recently moved to Glasgow, wheres the best place for a munchy box?

>>11168556
i hope you die you son of a bitch

>>11167048
>Only reason Europe makes 2 litre bottles is because of USA
You’re really embarrassing yourself, you spastic.

>>11151485
Murica does those too

>>11148917
>Lone Star State intensifies

>>11165834
You’re the fucktard, it’s rwd

>>11168601
Some people in the US seem to like that garbage too, especially in the midwest and south. It baffles us as well.