/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do you really need help to know how to eat...?

>>11143030
>What are you even supposed to do with toasted bread in such cases

How do you not know how to eat bread??

Yeah, basically.

>>11143033
>>11143034
I was raised by wolves

>>11143043
I didn't know.... I'm sorry
save it for yolk clean up

>>11143043
Post pics of your family

>>11143030
well in this particular example of an english breakfast it's at least not half carbs. that should clear up the mystery for you (the secret is, protein go well with carbs) (the other secret is, after you put something largely protein-based in your mouth, you can put a bite of the bread in your mouth immediately afterward. as you chew these things together, they create a flavorful carb/protein paste in your mouth. next, you may swallow it all down and digest) (i hope you don't need me to explain digestion and excretion as well)

>>11143091
>opening your mouth when it's full of semi-masticated food
do Ameriboors really do this?

>>11143030
>beans
>for breakfast
LMFAO
Fucking LOSE IT EVERY TIME

>>11143471
why is there an arbitrary standard on what is and isn't breakfast food
if I can have anything ranging from meat to fuckin desserts like pancakes or waffles with syrup for breakfast then why the fuck can't I have thos motherfucking beans

>>11143030
Sop up that bean juice, boi

>>11143030
Why does there have to be beans? Every English or Scottish breakfast (or whatever the fuck) looks good except for that shit.

>>11143482
Because we like beans, and we like them enough to want them with breakfast.

>>11143482
Because that's what they eat for breakfast. They put beans on the toast and eat them together.

>>11143491
Fair enough. Those kind of beans are usually served in a picnic/cookout type setting where I'm from.

>>11143495
Beans on the toast makes it sound even worse.

>>11143482
>>11143491
American here and I love beans. Hearty food and great source of energy.

>>11143520
Do you eat them for breakfast? I'm not saying beans are bad I'm saying that they they sound gross with breakfast foods.

>>11143510
That's understandable. To my understanding beans have a frontier/trail history in America while there's no such association over here, they've always just been a readily available food for any time of day since they were first introduced and we've just run with that ever since. I guess their place in our respective food environments just evolved to be wildly different.

is blood sausage good?

>>11143523
Honestly, except for the eggs, much of that is what you'd normally have for lunch in the US. The sausages aren't spiced breakfast sausages, much more like a dinner sausage for Americans. And the bacon is closer to ham. I eat that at barbecues.

>>11143528
It's great. The most offputting thing about it is its nature, but I never understood how regular sausage is supposedly much better, considering it's traditionally scrap meat in intestinal casing. Once you taste it you'll wonder why you ever let yourself be so wary of it.

>>11143530
Answer the question. Do you eat beans for breakfast. Also, never had a dinner sausage. Unless it's in something like Italian food it's a breakfast only food, that goes for the toast and bacon and eggs as well.

>>11143544
And the hash browns if that's what's in the middle.

>>11143544
By dinner sausage I mean stuff like bratwurst, smoked sausage, etc. It doesn't have cloves, maple, shit tons of pepper, or anything like that. I don't eat beans for breakfast, because I'm American. But I do eat beans with smoked sausages, bratwurst, boudin, etc.

>>11143544
I'm unironically curious about what anon said here >>11143476. Why is there a distinction of what's allowed as breakfast? As far as I can tell, if you worked in a physically intensive field like construction, everything in OP's pic would probably actually be a really good breakfast for you.

>>11143556
Smoked sausage and bratwurst are usually at cookouts so yeah.

>>11143482
here in germany it's not uncommon to have bread, meat and cheese for breakfast, and in some regions a small glass of beer isn't unheard of

some countries just do breakfast differently, I've always found the idea of things like waffles for breakfast bizarre, to say nothing of this american idea of having sausage and pancakes together

>Americans don't eat beans for breakfast

Texans are the most american of americans and we have no problem eating beans for breakfast.

>>11143561
Its not about what's allowed you can eat whatever you want. All I'm saying that beans with breakfast is weird to me and sounds gross. My brother doesn't eat breakfast food at all. He'll either just have coffee until lunch or if he can order other things he'll get a sandwich and fries.

>>11143618
Whatever Jose.

>>11143593
Meat cheese and bread doesnt sound weird. Meat cheese bread and beans sounds weird and gross.

>>11143626
>All I'm saying that beans with breakfast is weird to me and sounds gross
Honestly though, if you'd eat beans for any other meal, why not for breakfast?

>>11143618
>Texans are the most american of americans
Literally said like a mexican trash. Go back to your country spic.

>>11143651
Certain foods go together. I wouldn't make spaghetti and eggs. Breakfast food doesnt have to be eaten at a certain time either. You can make a breakfast for dinner but I wouldnt want beans with it.

>>11143030
Sometimes it's nice to munch on
Just because it's toasted bread

>>11143655
>mad that I am more white and american than you

Sorry m8, must suck to be you.

>>11143658
I guess I just fundamentally can't comprehend what's so abhorrent about beans with any of those foods. Then again, you similarly can't understand why anybody would want beans with any of them, so I guess that's all there is to it.

>>11143655
>>11143664
Nice try spic.

>>11143664
fuck off back to Mexico asshole

>>11143030
you are supposed to make a sandwich from the ingredients laid out in front of you

>>11143669
So spaghetti and beans sounds good to you and not weird?

>>11143677
Trick question. Spaghetti can only be eaten with meatballs.

>>11143664
We all know it is a spic convincing us of his bean culture onto our women and daughter.

>>11143677
No, spaghetti and beans sounds weird. When were we ever talking about spaghetti and beans, though?

>>11143681
Well by these other anon's logic beans go with everything

>>11143671
>>11143672
>furious that I am the best kind of white and live in the best state eating the best food

breakfast tacos in the morning and bbq for dinner. get on my level

>>11143683
See >>11143658

>>11143689
Smelly dumb beaner scum

>>11143691
Anon, this entire time I've been talking about breakfast food. Beans are an acceptable breakfast food to me. To me, they go well with other breakfast foods. Spaghetti is not a breakfast food. We were never talking about spaghetti as a breakfast food.

>>11143618
>Texans are the most american of americans
Not a single Texan I know prefer being called American over being called Texan. You fuckers tried to leave the Union past three decades.

navy beans are so gross
we have pinto, black, red beans which all taste amazing and are healthier

>>11143030
I don’t know man. The full English is basically as reddit as it gets when it comes to food. I don’t know why.

>>11143700
Can you make the leap in reasoning that foods go together? So bacon eggs toast and beans to me sounds like spaghetti and beans. Doesnt seem right. You said you can't understand and I'm trying to make it easy for you

>>11143705
>The full English is basically as reddit as it gets
read
>I don't like the idea of this thing but can't properly articulate why

>>11143701
Don't worry about him he's a Mexican trying to get in on the anglosphere

>>11143708
>Can you make the leap in reasoning that foods go together? So bacon eggs toast and beans to me sounds like spaghetti and beans. Doesnt seem right.
Anon, that's literally what I tried to say here >>11143669. I understand that you don't think they go well together. I simply can't comprehend how they don't. I thought we were having a perfectly civil discussion about this, why the hostility?

>>11143701
That's only the retarded right wing texans. There's a lot of them but as long as they don't try to talk about politics or anything other than food, football and the weather they are okay.

>>11143713
>>11143708
Let me make this easy for the both of you.

American Baked Beans and English Baked Beans use a different recipe. English beans lean heavier on the tomato, American ones lean heavier on the molasses/brown sugar/pork fat. You each can't understand where the other is coming from because your understanding of beans is, at its very root, different.

>>11143713
Beans with breakfast is something heretics eat and you should all be cleansed with fire.

>>11143725
I wouldnt care if they were battered in cocaine and fried in bacon grease, beans are not meant to go with breakfast.

>>11143710
I am so white and so Texan I am the descendant of a famous old west outlaw that was born and died in Texas.

>>11143736
>I am the descendant of a famous old west outlaw that was born and died in Texas
I guess it makes sense he would have hopped the border at some point and fathered a little spic bastard child

>>11143736
Keep trying Pedro we all know you're from Tijuana

>>11143740
lol

>>11143732
>beans are not meant to go with breakfast
>not meant to
Based on what? Does it create mustard gas?

>>11143750
No just shitty flavor combinations and asshole gas

>>11143754
It doesn't sound like you've ever tried it. Can you be certain it wouldn't work?

>>11143629
>>11143655
Jose's breakfast burrito is typically mostly potato, and some egg/bacon/onion/etc garnishing it.

>>11143757
At this point I wouldn't on principle. I'm all in on beans not going with breakfast food.

>>11143740
>>11143742
The only thing dark about the man was his heart. He killed over 40 men. He once shot a man for snoring, he battled Wild Bill Hickok to a stalemate and the two men gained a mutual respect for each other. He killed lawmen, indians, mexicans and anyone else who got in his way. Later in life he was captured and went to prison for a number of years. Then he got out and became a lawyer in El Paso.

All while being white. And Texan.

>>11143769

>>11143769
I feel sorry for him
building that grand legacy only to have it tarnished by some mexi-mutt bragging like he has a claim to it on a sudanese tilapia-farming forum

>>11143776
>>11143775
And he ate beans. For breakfast.

>>11143780
immersion ruined, completely unbelievable

>>11143780
Cowboys ate beans for every meal, retard. They were hard-drinking, hard-farting, hard-talking assholes.

>>11143780
And he had dark brown skin and sold jumping beans to tourists.

>>11143767
What is it about beans that you think wouldn't work with breakfast food?

>>11143071

bread and butter is for the plate clean up.

>>11143482
Having baked beans with your breakfast is primarily a Sassenach thing.
Most Scottish breakfasts wouldn't include them, and would instead have additional items such as potato scones, black or red puddings, Lorne sausage etc.

>>11143838
Potato scones sound alright

>>11143860
>>11143838

I forgot to mention clootie dumpling, which can be eaten either as a pudding, or fried for breakfast.
In supermarkets, it's sold alongside the breakfast foods, and its popularity as a pudding has waned.
They are quite simply ridiculously tasty, and complement sausages and bacon extremely well.

>>11143892
>clootie dumpling
You guys are adorable.

>>11143030
Here you can see a healthy, wholesome British meal. It's even got tomatoes and beans. Those are almost like vegetables! A meal like this is the perfect food to start the day, and with the addition of a couple more courses of fried meat and potatoes, a good Brit has everything they need to survive. Why would we need to eat anything green after we made sure to cut down all of our trees 300 years ago to make a navy that was so great that we had to beg our former colonies to save us from being eradicated by the Germans! I'm just happy that I lived long enough to see my children exploited by Muslim rape gangs. How progressive! It's so nice to know that we Brits still have a state church and a monarch even though it isn't the 11th century anymore, and that I can still eat a silly looking plate of beans and pork and potatoes instead of having to admit that my homeland's signature breakfast is a 10,000 calorie abortion and I wouldn't know a balanced meal if it fucked me in the arse. God save the Queen!

>>11143030
What's in the middle of the plate?

>>11143960
Don't make us have to come back over there and give you a damned good thrashing again, you insolent oik.

>>11143967
Don't you have some scallops to defend? And we'll burn our own capital down, thank you. We don't need any help.

>>11143967
Didnt the Canadians do that?

That's gotta be over 1200 calories of grease and fat right there. Enough cholesteral to kill you in a month too, if you ate this every morning. Only people eating this on a regular basis are lumber jacks or similarly active people.

>>11144014
1. Canada didn't exist at the time
2. It was mostly British regulars that attacked Washington. Very few militia units from Lower Canada (what Ontario was called at the time) would have been there and they would have been completely under the command of a British commissioned officer. I don't think the British had any regulars from Lower Canada, the only soldiers born and raised there were militia or they had left to join the British Army.

>>11144031
Oops, I guess Upper Canada was Ontario. I thought it was based on whichever was closest to the Gulf of St Lawrence. Derp.

>>11144031
Ya I know Canada didnt exist but I thought the soldiers were from what is now Canada.

>>11144031
Seems like the Canadians claim it when they want to and blame the British when they want. I remember beung told the canadians did it in school.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/today-we-celebrate-the-time-canada-burned-down-the-white-house-127844144/

>>11144049
Well whether or not any of the soldiers came from what we now call Canada, every last British regular was a British soldier. They didn't consider them Canadian soldiers and both Canadas at the time were colonial provinces of the UK a la the Thirteen Colonies that existed not quite a century before.

Anyway, to be specific, the troops that burned down the White House were coming from Bermuda, after having come from Spain where they were fighting Napoleon's troops. I didn't know that part off the top of my head, had to look it up.

>>11144070
As a Canacuck myself, I can tell you that my fellow Canacucks always pull this shit. We grasp at straws for any chance to remind the Americans that at one point, we bested them at something, even though those moments are few and far between in history. The one time we legitimately kicked America's ass was when WE were developing the world's most sophisticated jet fighter, the Avro Arrow, back in the 60s I believe it was... and then we let the Americans waltz right in and completely destroy every trace of it when they found out we were building something better than they had. Canadians are mostly passive aggressive to the States until a president or similar leader there tells us to fuck off and we proceed to very quickly do just that. I wish my people had more pride.

>>11143471
beans are nutritious and tasty
in el salvador they have the "typical breakfast"
pic related
it's beans, plantains, cheese, eggs with tomato, onions and what looks to be green chile

>>11143030

There is no "supposed to" in life, anon. Only what is done.