/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11139051
a hot dog is a sandwich?

>>11139052
>various food items - often with meat as the prime ingredient - placed between bread and eaten with your hands
How do you define a sandwich?

>>11139052
they were partial to the potato dog

>>11139051
> Sauronkraut.

> Not Lord of the Wings.

>>11139051
YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOTDOG MAN!

Juarez style hot dogs are the best mexistyle dogs. You literally cannot prove me wrong.

>>11139054

Norway is fucking retarded..

>>11139051

>>11139051

They would have went to dennys instead

>>11139058
Nobody can prove you wrong because nobody cares about taco dogs.

>>11139062
In Tejas we do

>>11139063
>North Mexico
>relevant after the 1800s

>>11139063
What? In Texas, we just eat burritos. Even 'tacos' are burritos down here. Like if you got pick up a gang of illegals down at Home Depot at 6 in the morning, you all stop at the taco truck to get breakfast and even those are burritos.

>>11139065
What's in a burrito?

What's in a taco?

>>11139064
Texas has a larger economy than almost any other nation on the planet barring Russia and China and MAYBE the UK and that's just because the UK is so entrenched in oil down in Texas.

>>11139065
Yeah but there's also little food carts/trucks that sell Mexistyle hot dogs

>>11139064
We literally have our own nukes, power grid, and air force.

>>11139067
And that's the only reason you're on this side of the wall.

>>11139067
there's a lot of limeys in texas. I worked in the oil fields down there and we did a lot of business with British Petroleum or companies owned by BP

>>11139069
If I had it my way, nigger, we would still be an independent nation. So I'm just waiting on you to give the word that allows us to secede.

>>11139051
Lil' smokies.

>>11139059
Japan didn't even try

>>11139071
>If I had it my way, nigger, we would still be an independent nation.
REPUBLIC***

>>11139054
>steaming hot dogs
Grill or go home bitches, steamed/boiled hot dogs are shit tier.
Makes me want to throw up

>>11139071
>become independent
>immediately get taken over by militarized cartel

>>11139076
You clearly didn't acknowledge the fact that we have our own Air Force and our own nukes

>>11139051
gandalf's

>>11139054
So am I the only one that loves hot dogs with
Ketchup & Mustard
Sour Cream
Diced Onions and Tomatoes
on a hot dog bun?

>>11139079
Ketchup is an insult to the hot dog.

>>11139058
What's on them?
In mexico they put all kinds of weird shit on food but sometimes it works.
There's that webm floating around where they get doritos and they put cheese and chopped lettuce and lemon chili sauce etc on them

>>11139054
netherlands looks based

>>11139080
Don't knock it 'till you try it
Onions+Tomatoes+Sour Cream+Ketchup+Mustard
It mixes really nicely with the salty hot dog and bread

>>11139081
Just a bunch of mexican bullshit. Hellah-pennos, tomatoes, sometimes beans, memevocado

>>11139076
A handful of drunken Texas rednecks beat the Mexican army. You seriously think another handful of drunken Texan rednecks couldn't do the same today?

Shit, all they would have to do is get together and say "goddamn, let's go invade mexico and see what we can get into".

>>11139054
>boiling/steaming hot dogs
>serving dogs with no bun
What the fuck rest of the world, nuke 'em all I say

>>11139075
this post is how i know you are an incultured nigger.

German style boiled hot dog is the only patrician way to go.

>>11139051
>CAST IT ONTO THE GRILL
>ISILDUR!

>>11139076
The cartels couldn't take over Texas. There's no way. Texas law enforcement would go apeshit on them. The Texas Rangers are an actual thing, and I don't mean the Chuck Norris TV show, and they get into some weird shit.

>>11139085
>drunken modern Americans vs CIA-trained headchoppers
Sure thing Cleetus, you go ahead and make your grandpappy proud.

>>11139087
>not wanting the delicious burn marks from a grill
It's like you want your hot dog to taste like shit.
Fuck off, fag.
Also >>11139054
>putting a hot dog on a tortilla
Norway you're on my list of faggot countries now

>>11139054
if you don't think Dodger Dog is the most Kino Hotdog then you need to leave and never come back

>>11139092
It's pretty standard topping-wise
The only cool thing is how long it is

>>11139054
>the Baltimore Dog
shit looks pretty good, needs some kraut or something

>>11139090
>drunken modern Americans with fully automatic weaponry that they've been playing with for most of their lives and know them in and out vs CIA trained jackasses with machetes and semi-auto weaponry

Still. No. The cartels couldn't do it. But they don't need to and they wouldn't want to. Texas buys a lot of cartel weed and coke.

>>11139054
>Colombia
>mayo
>pineapple
>a fucking quail egg

>>11139094
Yeah but why would you wrap it in fucking bologna of all things when you could've wrapped it in bacon?

Also fuck you Hawaii, that's just a fucking Kolache

>>11139093
>wanting a million different topings instead of old fashioned BASED American hot dogs

Fuck off back to playing Fortnight you stupid Zoomer faggot

>>11139095
>But they don't need to and they wouldn't want to. Texas buys a lot of cartel weed and coke.
This but unironically. Alcoholism and cocaine use go hand-in-hand, and one of our state pastimes is getting shitfaced

>>11139098
It's good but I'm just saying there's nothing special about it shithead.
You're acting like it isn't a standard issue hot dog

>>11139096
Its more of a pineapple sauce and you are supposed to eat the quail egg before starting with the hotdog, its decoration I guess.

>>11139099
What? No. Pretty much all of the weed in Texas passes through cartel hands and if you want cocaine you are definitely getting it from a cartel underling.

Alcohol is something else entirely.

>>11139054
what the fuck is this shit

>>11139054
>KC dog
>not eating a bratwurst instead
Who the fuck puts kraut on hot dogs?

>>11139088

kek

I heard brazilian hobbits like pastel

>>11139102
>if you want cocaine you are definitely getting it from a cartel underling.
That's literally what I was saying. Alcoholics/boozers use cuckaine to "sober up" after a good session of drinking so as to drive drunk successfully. Caspere knew this.

>>11139100
Listen up you fucking assclown! Hotdogs are my fucking life so don't act like you know shit! If your too dense to see that the Hotdogs simplicity is what makes it the fucking GOAT then you need to just end your fucking life!

>>11139075
it really depends on the type of meat. if you must eat some homogenised faux meat then grilling it is just going to burn it. steamed is the way to go.

>>11139094
I'm from Baltimore and I've never heard of them. DC half smokes are the closest thing we have to a regional favorite hot dog style.

>>11139109
so you're telling me there's faggots out there like you that seriously like the shit-tier boiling of a hot dog, would rather have that over the delicious taste of little burn marks on your dog?
You must be trolling.

>>11139108
>Hotdogs are my fucking life
...

>>11139107
I never did. When I was using blow, I never drank at all.

>>11139103

>>11139112
I'm a borderline alcoholic and I don't do blow at all but all the degen alcoholics in my county and the next one over (hint: MUH FOOTBALL MUH OIL FIELDS MUH FUKKEN FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS) all use cocaine after a good night/session of drinking so they can "sober up"

>>11139108
>Hotdogs are my fucking life

this is one of the saddest things i've ever read

>>11139054
>tijuana
based
it's missing the chopped mushrooms tho

anyone ever know someone who ate hotdogs raw, right out of the package? I know they're precooked most of the time but surely you can get an illness eating this?

>>11139114
Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Oil field trash snort up Peru on a regular basis. West Texas is pretty much filled with cocaine cowboys.

>>11139115
says the man posting with no life to the other man with no life.

>>11139108
>hotdogs are my fucking life
Based

>>11139051
Are there any RLM videos about hotdogs?

>>11139118
>West Texas is pretty much filled with cocaine cowboys.
Or Weed Warriors but the ones who bring that american-grown shit from Colorado/NM/Commiefornia back here

>>11139119
says the man posting with no life to the other man with no life in reference to the man whose life is hot dogs

>>11139099
>alcohol and cocaine

yeah if you like wasting money.

>>11139117
with all the preservatives they're stuffed with? nah. hell they're barely even meat.

En Chile es el único sitio donde los llamamos "completos", no?

>>11139124
> if you like wasting money
Well yeah, that's pretty much exactly the people I described (i.e.: oil field workers & 12-dollar-an-hour-ballers in 915 county)

>>11139089
>so sure when Texas ranks near the top in the corruption index along with Louisiana, and Texas officials will sell out to highest bidder immediately, (corporation, gang, hostile enemies, whatever) if federal oversight and possibility of federal criminal prosecution were to be removed.

>>11139128
>citation needed

>>11139128
>he can't navigate the Good 'ol Boy System©
$5 says you're not a Texas native. Git gud and obtain a father who knows everyone in the county, fagtrain.

>>11139130
>corruption is okay when I do it

Let's see how good things are when Big Boss' son Little Johnny lands a senior position at MS-13, Gringo Outreach Division.

>>11139120
agreed

>>11139131
That hasn't happened to me yet and I'm a non-gringo spicxican tradesman who's deeply connected in my county's judicial scene so I'm gonna have to say that's a "yikes" from me, dawg

Chicago has the best hotdogs on the planet. This is an objective fact.

>>11139054
In Sonora we also have "momias," hotdogs wrapped with flour tortillas and bacon, then fried.

>>11139051
>$2.200
>2 dollars + 200 cents (2 dollars) = $4

they usually didn't eat hot dogs because they weren't covered by the tax policy

>>11139054
>Brazil
They really need update that recipe, because every other hotdog stand I go to they always have this "everything"dog. Oh, and the bun is always pressed.