[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 82 KB, 960x960, 226B0844-F11B-4812-B518-896183A3A7C4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11132134 No.11132134 [Reply] [Original]

Why do waitresses have to call me /sweetheart/ and /babe/? Do I look lonely, /ck/?

>> No.11132143

>>11132134
they are appealing to your beta senses that you will tip them (more) because you felt like a female cares about you

>> No.11132154

>>11132134
Why do you make these threads every day all day

Don't you have anything better to do?

>> No.11132167

>>11132134
They feel sorry for you and your Reddit frog I guess.
I've never even met you and I pity you.

>> No.11132170

>How's your day been?

>> No.11132174

I fucking hate this, especially when they're obviously younger than me.
It's only acceptable if the waitress is an very old lady with a raspy voice.

>> No.11132179

>>11132134
>waitress arrives to table
>"what the fuck do you want you skinny faggot?"

I thought she was just being rude but now I don't know anymore

>> No.11132214

>>11132154
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I haven’t posted on /ck/ in a month.
>>11132174
This.

>> No.11132217

>>11132134
>>>/r9k/

>> No.11132218

>>11132134
Thanks fran

>> No.11132681

stop eating at hooters.

>> No.11132733

>>11132134
They say it to everyone. You're not special.

>> No.11133284

>>11132733
It’s obnoxious, though.
>>11132218
They say this shit /anywhere/ I go.

>> No.11133293

>>11132134
Sue them for sexual HERASSMENT .

>> No.11133300

>>11132134
They're hitting on you anon. Grab their ass when they turn around

>> No.11133346

>>11133300
don't believe his lies they just want better tips

>> No.11133349

>>11132134
>>11133284
/that's/ /not/ /how/ /you/ /use/ /those/, /newfag/

>> No.11133474

>>11132134
they work for tips, anon

>> No.11133622

>>11133349
Neither is that, obnoxiousfag.

>> No.11133691
File: 27 KB, 515x600, Wojak_Mega_Feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11133691

>>11132134
>waitress purposely misgenders me
I know I don't pass but why do you have to be so mean...

>> No.11134865

>>11132134
I get this when Im clean shaven as I look 16 when I am

>> No.11134907

>>11133349
It was used to indicate italics before 4chan was ever conceived.

>> No.11134922
File: 45 KB, 500x332, danlewis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11134922

>>11132134
I'm a bartender. I call all THOTs "Ma'am" and all older ladies "Miss." The laughs are great.

>> No.11134969

>>11132179
I read it in my mind then I read it aloud, then I made sure my room mates heard and then had a laughing fit.
Thanks.

>> No.11134970
File: 54 KB, 978x334, 1534047848766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11134970

>>11133691
Sweetheart and babe are unisex

>> No.11135104
File: 347 KB, 800x542, 1324770531646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11135104

>>11134922
A gentleman, and a scholar.

>> No.11135125

>>11132134
Women of a certain age and certain background use these or honey to address most people. Just like those annoying asshats who call everyone chief and boss. The former is pleasant. The latter deserves the rope.

>> No.11135154

>>11132134
You frogpost, the world knows you're lonely.