/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11130190
Good. The buttsex comes next.

>>11130190
Welcome to the club.

>>11130190
That first sip of a long and exciting adventure, my friend.

>>11130190
Try Rip-It. Tasty, cheaper, just as caffeinated. Military used to buy it by the pallet to keep servicemen up and running.

Welcome to the club, buddy.
Let us know if you want to come to game night Friday. We're playing HoMM3

>>11130459
Cheaper? 5-6$ for a 4 pack aint no thang to me poorfag loool poor poor poor youre fuckong poor get a job

I get one a week every wednesday morning on the way home from the methadone clinic.

>>11130477
Wrong. I'm not a poorfag BECAUSE I save money by buying cheaper equivalents. Enjoy blowing through yours, nigger.

>>11130499
>I'm not a poorfag
>I drink "energy drinks"
Pick one
>being racist
>I'm a poorfag
Pick both, sorry for taking your jerrrrb, we have a high end espresso machine and grinder in our employee break room in addition to a wide variety of fresh, unpasteurized juices and other healthy beverages available free for the taking. Feels nice to work in a comfy office while you beg for your coal job back

>>11130477
if it's nothing to you, buy mine for me

>>11130506
>Work in an office

You burned that guy good anon lol

>>11130506
kys faggot

>>11130506
Woah, go a bit easier on the sips, bro.

I don't know how. That shit tastes like bath water.
And I'm addicted to the normal Monster.

Theres the orange sunrise variant at my grocer, is it just as good ?

>>11130560
orange is the second best flavour imo behind white

Monster is fucking disgusting. Energy drinks usualyl taste like chemicals but monster is on another level. V is good. Orange mother was good before getting discontinued. Monster is filth. Even red bull is better.

>>11130634
>Energy drinks usualyl taste like chemicals but monster is on another level.
Bizarrely, the "Ultra"/sugar free ones are pretty good. The white one sort of tastes like Bawls, the orange isn't bad, and the purple tastes like candy.

>Monster garbage

OP must be 'merican and doesn't know that Red Bull is superior in every way, truly patrician choice

>>11130803
I'm Australian, and honestly haven't had much/any Red Bull

>>11130803
>more expensive
>less caffeine

>>11130190
caffiene will do that.

I get whatevers on sale. Most often that's rockstar. If nothings on sale for $1.5 or lower per can, I get walmart brand Mountain Lightning

>>11130833
Caffeine pills have more caffeine and are way cheaper.

MONSTER AND ALL ENERGY DRINKS BTFO

Me too

>>11130506

>>11131139
Red bull is sugar syrup and caffeine mix for young children that think they're extreme athletes.

Monster is for the refined boomer that cares about his health and his taste buds.

>>11131162

>>11130190
I swear to god Joe

Best drink coming through

>>11130465
Is this still a meme? I love Heroes 3

>>11131436
It's unironically still a great game.

It tastes like pretty much every other energy drink out there though

Why did the white monsters become a meme?