/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nice to see /ourguy/ heading up webm threads again

>>11126190
Why? It's still just a pizza. Except now its harder to eat and you're going to have thick layers of grease soaked bread instead of a nice crispy crust.

>>11126190
That's literally just a rolled up pizza.
I should watch Hot Shots 2 again, btw

>>11126251
It is called a stromboli.

>>11126190
Why is American pizza floppy? Pizza shouldn't bend.

>>11126368
>Pizza shouldn't bend.
Pajmaleet, pls go.

>>11126190
That's called a stromboli, not a "pizza burrito." It's not even folded like a burrito!

>>11126188
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

Anonymous 02/19/18(Mon)05:30:17 No.10169080>>10169198 >>10169271 >>10170569 (You)

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato

>>11126188
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>>11126447
turns out
lil monkey fella

>>11126500

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>>11126447
>monkey narrowly avoides being turned into sopa de macaco by faking his death (2018 colorized)

>>11126368
Supposedly according to a docu I watched on tv years ago, NY style is floppy unlike Italian pizza because originally they used coals instead of wood. Coals were what was available to them in NYC during the industrial revolution. I don't know of a place which still cooks pizza with coals but that has become the style and that is what they replicate.

Also NY style pizza was something Italian men would pick up in the morning as a whole pie and take to work for their lunch in NYC according to the same docu. It wasn't a dinner food.

>>11126504
absolute twaddle

guys how do they do this?
are there pipes under neath the sand ?

>>11126562
It is a black snake firework.

>>11126594
That's what ur mum said lmao

>>11126500
>>11126506
Thanks brah

I hope not someone will complain about this thread being low quality

>>11126190
I fucking hate the whole "wow look how big this is!!" reaction everyone in these videos seem to have. It's not like she'd even be able to finish a quarter of that thing, so why look so impressed?

>>11126506
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana

I wanna see this

>>11126190
Wow, look how big that thing is!

>>11126696
>t. personal pizzalet

>>11126504
the bit I havent told you about..................................................is its actually..... run by a couple of chimps.

>>11126500
>>11126506
based

>>11126188
is their any WEBMs on how to do stir fry with a wok

>>11127498
wok
nice and hot
olive oil
onions
in
salt and pepper
drizzle some olive oil on
garlic
crushed
in
nice and hot
you're going to start to see it smoking
sear
check to see if its done
it should be nice and tender
now you have the most amazing dish
and season with a bit of olive oil

Can someone post the one webm where the goblin looking girl is eating a boiled egg seductively?

>>11127498

>>11126500
>>11126506
its bad when i can play nearly all of these in my head from memory after lurking here for so long

>>11127748
what was he trying to do?

>>11127860
The handle is loose.

>>11127860
The handle was loose. I don't why anon feels the need to keep posting that video. There's literally nothing remarkable about it.

>>11126188

>>11127891
ah yes, videos of women falling down, peak material

>>11127891
Oof, that could have ended badly.

>>11127961
I was about to tell you that >>>/sp/ is that way but then i watched it till the end. kek

>>11126500
I don't recognize most of these.

>>11126190
rolled up pizzas are called strombolis

>>11126190
>this is a pizza burrito
this is the dumbest fucking line I've read all day.

>>11126500
>>11126506
Oh shit these are actually the original pasta before it started getting altered. I'm glad it's still around

>>11126500
>bitch gets incinerated at a hibachi restaurant
I wanna see this.

>>11128050
It's because they were written over a year ago and most of the content doesn't get posted much anymore

>>11127961
Mattingly is such a faggot. You can't tell me he had no idea Acuna was gonna be plunked. I hope he gets bone cancer

>>11126722
So the monkey starts backing out, with the money and the gun

>>11126204
>It's nice to see the same dumb webms that have been reposted thousands of times over a decade again
You are cancer and should leave.

>>11128296
What is this drink called?

>>11128326
That doesn't look very quick. Also
>2018
>3 MB gif
wat

>>11128325
spic spit.

>>11128296
What the fuck am I watching here?

>>11128330
I have a camera dedicated to making gifs. It isn't very well optimized, and that's even after running it through an optimizer. It's called quick egg because it skips every other frame. Anyway, at least it's OC.

>>11128326

>>11128436
I'm torn. On the one hand yes it's OC so thanks for trying. On the other h and, it's fucking nothing.

>>11128330
lol so randum XD

>>11126251
Hot Shots 2 was a fantastic movie.

>>11128459
It's literally something. It's a fresh contribution to a board stuffed with stale memes getting moldy. Even /k/ has more OC than this place.

>>11126506
Kek, all the way down to his ring.

>>11128330
looks yummy

>>11127748
The dangers of being a limp wristed faggot.

>>11128139
Seconding this

>>11128296
he is the figurehead of the board
we should at least have a parallel stickied Jack webm thread for the cool kids to hang out in

>>11128945
No, fuck off.

>>11126368
Soft pizza > Crunchy pizza

>>11128209
No one cares about sports. You sound like a fag when you talk about them.

>>11129280
Asshurt Marlins fan detected

>>11128482
Then fuck off if it sucks so much. Nobody is asking for your "help."

>>11128855
>Media pushes shitty dressed black man lives the fancy well dressed man life.
>2 perfectly well dressed gentlemen and 1 bright homeless guy, even have the crutches
this shit's dangerous to the black community.

>>11126504
I can't be dealin with this

>>11129355
Play a song.

>>11129641
TO COME BACK AROUND

>>11126459
>>11128056
While I agree that a pizza "burrito" is retarded, you're both wrong. A stromboli isn't literally a pizza that you roll up. That would be stupid.

>>11126562
It's Ganishka

>>11129661
Close enough

>>11127891
>people ACTUALLY slipping on bananas

wtf

>>11126500
based

>>11128455
runny doesn't mean raw faggot. It's really funny because I bet you're also one of those people that says medium rare is the only way to eat a steak, yet you think anything else that isn't cooked for half an hour all the way through is inedibly raw.

>>11126562
Looks like sulfuric acid in sugar

>>11126562
Horsecock-in-a-cup

>>11126500

>>11127961
I told you to TRIM those sideburns!

>>11130144
>filename
bad job gaynon

>>11130144
DUDE

>>11126506
>>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
somebody gonna post it? i'm an al/ck that loves grilled cheese

>>11127950
>>11127891
>>11129705
That seriously could have ended badly

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=53a_1473547971

>>11130210
dude just walks away like no one saw.
>they may have saw but they don't seem to care

>>11128325
It's likely a paloma. Not sure what all is in the first part of the drink but I think its tequila and grapefruit juice judging by the color. Add lime juice and then grapefruit soda like squirt.

>>11130144

>>11130223
surly lookin fellow, innit he

>>11128954

>>11128954
>>11130279

>>11126190
>pasta ontop of bread
I've seen less degeneracy on /mlp/, for crying out loud.

>>11130281
Why do fat people always insist on jamming as much food as possibly fits in their mouth? It's fucking uncomfortable to chew with your mouth that full.

>>11130308
This is gonna sound gay as fuck but I treat food as an experience, from start to finish. Not just stuffing your face and monotonously masticating for whatever amount of time.

I guess if I was literally starving I would do it but ,whatever, to each their own.

>>11130340

>I treat food as an experience
You're right. That does sound gay.

>>11129297
Figured he'd be a red sox fan.
>>11128209
The curse of the bambino is gone, get over it.

>>11129705
It was a HUGE problem in the early part of the 20th century for NYC. People would throw away their peels all over the place. People were actually killed from them. I imagine that's where the trope came from.

>>11130144
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>>11130210
Ouch. Imagine that.

>>11129846
That can't be good for the human body in so many ways. He'll probably die live on tv one fateful 4th of July.

>>11130144
He's killed someone, I just know it.

>>11130340
That's the worst thing you can do if you're starving. Medically speaking.
I agree with you on the experience. You should enjoy good food not jam it down your gullet.

>>11126523
How did they carry it? It would have been floppy and all they had were those metal lunchboxes like in The Flintstones.

>>11130447
You fold it. It's how you PROPERLY eat a slice in NYC. And heaven forbid you eat with a fucking fork and knife.

>>11129846
The hamster cheated.

>>11130464
He said a whole pie, not a slice.

>>11130447
I don't know when they started using those metal lunch pails but I doubt a poor immigrant fresh off the boat in the 19th century would buy something that extravagant. Remember those were all metal. That sounds more like a 20th century convenience.

>>11130520
You know metal can be re-used, right?
What should the poor immigrant use? Parchment paper?

>>11129344
I know you're trolling but you're actually right.
Or as others say : This, but unironically.

>>11130562
Engineers are such retards.

>>11130524
Actually back in the day they many times just folded up food in a cloth/handkerchief or used twine to hold it together.

>>11126500
>inb4 old pasta

>>11130470
Yeah, you fold it. And I'm guessing they weren't oversized like today's obese servings.

>>11130520
Those were mass produced meaning they were cheap.
>>11130562
I am terrible at cracking eggs. I want to learn the one handed trick.
>>11130573
REEEEE Fucking why?
And in the end after all that excess he left a bit exposed annoying my ocd.

>>11128325
FAT CUPPA PISS

>>11130288
Spaghetti on toast is pretty good.

>>11130747
>spaghetti in a can
Nope. Also who needs a recipe for this?

>>11128330
i lahffd

>>11130308
what if the food magically disappears in the next 5 minutes before I get to eat it all? I might get hungry for a few minutes

anyone have that webm of some green candy being put in a bowl with with something looks like rice and milk? can't remember the name of it

>>11130617
A good tip is to crack the egg on a flat surface as opposed to an edge or point. this allows the membrane to stay intact and the bits of shell don't fall into your pan/

>>11130801
i dont have it

>>11130801
nah, sorry

>>11130562
>Literal autism

>>11126188
>webm thread
>no wiens

>>11126190
>this is how it's made
>make a fucking pizza
>roll it up
wow mystery solved

>>11130747
Boomers rejoice

>>11130562
>measures a single egg
>makes assumption that all eggs have the same dimensions
shit engineer, wouldn't hire

>>11130898
No thanks

>>11130842
A for technique
F for not using a mandolin, taking less time and ensuring even slices

>>11130898
Fuck I hate this dipshit so much

>>11126500
>>11126506
based as fuck pasta keeping you retards honest

>>11126240
Those sure look like some delicious strawberries.

>>11130144
eggcellent filename

>>11131016
I know what I'm making tomorrow.

>>11130428
why would a sox fan give a fuck about some braves shit

>>11129846
The hamsteer is not eating, he is hidding the food in his cheeks
Fucking piece of shit

>>11131054
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Backentaschen_Feldhamster_Cricetus_cricetus_cheek_pouches.JPG

>>11131016
>giant peas
ew

>>11126506
Where's the douchebag always slicing shawarma

>>11130793
I liked that episode.

>>11130816
I do but I still get shrapnel. It doesn't usually go in but it's still annoying. Are you supposed to get one clean crack running through the middle?
>>11130842
I will never be close to being that good.
>>11130898
Oh god, he's so creepy. And he has that kind of face that you just want to punch.

>>11130935
These kinds of "super thin slices!!" are just to show off how sharp the blade is. Obviously there are better methods, they just want to show how effortlessly a sharp blade can cut a nice paper-thin sheet of whatever.

>>11131030
Anon was trashing Mattingly who played for the Yankees.
>>11131106
That's nothing new. People like it because it looks satisfying.

>>11131092
Violent fucker

>>11127748
Thomas Joesph is my cookfu!!! So cuteee

>>11131111
'course it's nothing new. People've been making those translucent panes of tomato videos since the dawn of culinary video sharing. Just so happens it's one of these "satisfying" things.

>>11126251
>Hot Shots 2

It's part deux GOD DAMN YOU

>>11131128
You're absolutely right and I apologise.
That just shows it's been too long since I watched it.

>>11131111
Checked and mattingly is the current manager for the Marlins and if bet my next paycheck that he instructed that piece of shit to hit him. An 80mph shot to the side of his ass would have been a way different situation than a 97mph shot to the point of his elbow. Him throwing at Acuna was on mattingly but putting that much on it to try to take him out was on the pitcher.

>>11131170
The Iraqi coastline... My god those heights are treacherous!

>>11130436
Holy shit, didn't think I'd see another /x/ poster here.

>>11128330
haha its like how 2 basic becuase it is not waht you would have expected haha also egss lol :d

>>11130436
>>11131276
based /x/ friends

>>11131115
so david hogg replaced anthony burdain in parts unknown

>>11130144
that sandwhich has to taste really dry

>>11130573
why

>>11128050
It's the curse of webm threads. Stay a while and you'll eventually see all them repeatedly.

>>11130288
Tortellini pizza is pretty neat.

>>11131365
R I P P E N

>>11131233
>mattingly is the current manager for the Marlins
Then that makes sense. I don't follow baseball.
>>11131351
Kek

>>11130308
You wouldn't understand.

>>11130928
But they pretty much do have the same size, at least when you buy them at the supermarket

>>11131016
there is no reason for you to be alive

>>11131365
>>11131365

>>11130436
I've heard of images getting into completely different threads on completely different boards because of timing shit but haven't seen actual posts do the same.

>>11131489
Alpha as fuck

>>11131464
They have the same size because you buy them in cartons by the size.

>>11131517
Correct.

>>11131365

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

my mother the tortoise

>>11130928
Its why he put foam pads of the sides, they can compress

>>11130573
8 SCOOPS COME ON

>>11128296
>bitches about reposts
>le giant mixed drink.webm posted for the 2000th fucking time
Off yourself

>>11128330
Lost

>>11126500
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it

D0on't know this one, gib pls

Otherwise very good list inb4 anon

>>11132224
What an incredibly long winded way of showcasing your recipe.
As much as i dislike Tasty videos, at least they're quick

>>11131016
the raytracing in this game looks so good. how many nigga rays does it have?

>>11132224
looks like an amateur art project, i can see this having potential.

>>11132359
underage and ADHD

>>11132399
>amateur art project
>potential
Those two things do not belong together.

>>11131115
I want to love something as much as this man seems to

>>11132416
I meant the premise is ok but needs lots of polishing. It is way better than that buzzkike shit where they bastardize the art of food making.

>>11132416
So amateur artists never have potential? Are you saying that all the great artists of history and those alive today were never amateurs?

>>11132416
>>amateur art project
>>potential
>Those two things do not belong together.


Thats a fucking stupid thing to think

>>11132495
La creatura...

>>11132495

>>11132495
>i wont let you leave until you eat these eggs

>>11132495
el ogro

>>11132495
smeggol.webm

>>11132495

>>11132516
la amerikana

>>11129921
Don't make me dream anon, I can't stand waking up

>>11132495

dios mío

salvarnos de este mal

>>11132399
>underage and ADHD
Stretching simple tasks out and applying a filter to them doesn't make them artistic you pretentious twat. If i took a slow sensual shit into a broken toilet and recorded it with a filter, would that make me an artist?

>>11132617
why are you still here? go and shoot a school or something. you're too angry.

>>11132626
answer his question, or are you afraid?

Are you transphobic, but feel you don't have quite enough opportunities to showcase your disgusting prejudice?

Well good news, thanks to Tasty you can now ruin your friend's baby showers by literally baking your internalised hate into the event.

>>11132626
Excellent rebuttal my dude

>>11132630
>>11132645
no u

>>11132637
do amerisharts really eat bb gun pellets

>>11132180
You mean the giant mixed drink webm I made like a week ago?

>>11132626
>calling someone a twat
>invoking enough anger to shoot up a school
No wonder the US has a problem

>>11128330
imagine the smell

>>11132637
I don't even know if you're making fun of Reddit transplants or you're just lost.

>>11131016
That is not eggland's best.

>>11126249
Because millenials are fucking idiots that associate popular buzzwords with self-actualization.

try it, go up to any millenial and say "taco" they will lose their shit.

>>11132637
go back anon

>>11126600
How does she wipe her ass

>>11132855
Carefully

>>11132855
>wiping with toilet paper in 2018
>he never heard of a bidet
americans are fucking savages

>>11132617
>Artist's Shit (Italian: Merda d'artista) is a 1961 artwork by the Italian artist Piero Manzoni. The work consists of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces
>In August 2016, at an art auction in Milan, one of the tins sold for a new world record of €275,000

>>11132637
>Well good news, thanks to Tasty you can now ruin your friend's baby showers by literally baking your internalised hate into the event.
lmao

>>11129661
What's the difference between stromboli and calzone?

>>11132694
>me me me me me
make good webms instead

>>11132944
shape

>>11132944
One is rolled, one is folded and crimped

>>11132855
She moved to India. Problem solved immediately.

>>11132961
You should get lighter goalposts since you move them so often.

>>11131016
Bit faggy, but the recipe seems solid.

>>11131365
>>11130144
I wonder if those spics realize how famous they are. I wonder if they get extra business now.

>>11133003
>>11133008
So it's all the same ingredients. but with minor cosmetic changes? Are Italians the Mexicans of Europe?

>>11133042
Have yo useriously never seen the fifty million types of noodles that they say totally taste different because it holds the sauce in a different way?

>>11133042
iirc calzones and strombolis don't typically have sauce in them so it isn't like they are rolled or folded up pizzas.

>>11133034
if you're going to repost the same shitty webms 2000 times make it good, for all our sake please

>>11128472
>*arrives to 4chan in 2016*
>*sees people posting humorous things*
>no fun allowed!
>everything fun is reddit!
>internet is serious business!
>*posts 10+ year old frog avatar meme that's made its way to twitter and back*
>now there's some true oldfag content!

>>11132944
Strombolis are more like turnovers where calzones are rolled up pizzas. Strombolis don't normally have tomato sauce either and are more like sandwiches.

>>11133068
You should post the webms you have made that are better.

>>11130898
it's completely not good how much this dude's face bothers me, like there is definitely something wrong in my head to be this annoyed by looking at him

>>11126500
Holy shit you take this ck thing way too seriously.

>>11128086
>>11126190
>>11130907

>>11133081
if it inspires you to raise your standards then I will

>>11132864
>people who buy and sell art for millions have the best taste in art
art is a meme for the most part, regardless of how expensive it is. pic very related

>>11126696
The Asian chick that does this is the worst

>>11133185
>Not knowing anything about art history.
I bet you don't know why this painting is impressive either.

anyone got the webm of the faggot using a napkin to clean off the grease off a slice of pizza?

>>11133221

No, please don't.

>>11131115
i just realised i am a very sad person for wanting to lop his head off with a machete when he smiles

>>11133216
i have a phd in art history and i hate this shit

>>11133216
come back when you understand real art, kiddo

>>11133185
That's exactly the point, this isn't a new idea. You think the guy going "hey, wanna buy literal cans of my shit?" isn't fully aware of and making an obvious point about how ridiculous the art world can be? It's not exactly subtle.

>>11132224
>oOOOoooh look how quirky and creative we are!!!
I lasted 20 seconds. How pretentious do you have to be to make something like this?

>>11133240
Uhh... I exclusively draw sexy dogs having intercourse with horses. I think I know a little something about art?

>>11130436
This is why I stay away from eggs.

>>11133243
The artist is either fully aware, or completely insane. It's the people who buy it and critique it that are the idiots.

>>11133243
That's actually the problem I have with the postmodernist movement. Every single piece makes the exact same point. None of the artists involved have anything unique to say and they don't have a unique way to say it, but most are outsiders or art school dropouts or just live in a bubble so they don't realize that their point has been made hundreds of times before and they're talking to people that already agree with them.

>>11133268
There's nothing new to say or something to express. It's all been done before.
art has had its time, but it's done now

>>11132224
Who the fuck keeps flour in a drawer like that?

>>11132637
>black woman believes that there are only 2 genders
based

>>11132495
La abominacion...

>>11133273
t. postmodernist
No it hasn't. And it certainly hasn't been said in the way only you can say it.

>>11133268
Yeah, I find it really dull for the same reason, but I suppose most of isn't meant to be monumental, just another shitpost hoping to go viral.

>>11133261
I think a large part of the value inflation is just regular old money laundering. It looks dodgy if you hand someone a few million dollars, but if they give you a rare blank canvas in return?

>>11127891
Classic

>>11132495
what the fuck
how do you find shit like this anyway?

>>11132495
source?

>>11130308
It's impatience senpai. Something in your head tells you more, that can have many reasons. When I eat a burger or something I go greedy, big bites soda fries etc, because that's the tastiest mental image I have for a meal of this kind

>>11132124
8 hours arm workout with that pancake meal each 30 min for sufficient protein intake GODDAMIT

>>11130898
>>11133085
At first I wondered why I want to split this cocksuckers skull so damn much. Then I replayed the webm. This nigga has the textbook crazy eyes, 3 whites visible, one white above iris.

>>11132124
8 hours arm workout with that pancake meal each 30 min for sufficient protein intake GODDAMIT

>>11132418
its a fake face, he just makes it because people like you would click on a video of his just to experience happiness the same way he does, simply by eating something.

It is just for clickbait so he gets easy youtube money to travel the world. You should look at that one video where he is in africa and eats a shitty dish while making the same fake smile.

He is an asshole who just plays on your jealousy for happiness while you are being depressed.

>>11133721
>t. that guy

>>11133658
Howdy, doggo.

>>11132944
Ricotta cheese

>>11132418
he's a literal psychopath. he doesn't understand anything about facial expression of emotion so he goes completely overboard like that.

>>11126190
In about one year they'll start calling calzones pizza tacos and then we'll have reached peak food idiocy

>>11126500
I must be a newfag b/c I haven't seen ANY of these

>>11126190
>take pizza
>stuff it with 3 dollars of mozz sticks and other frozen shit, two cents of bottom tier penne
>roll it up
>call it a pizzarito
>charge 40 dollars for it
?????????
>profit
fucking zoomers

>>11132637
>Well good news, thanks to Tasty you can now ruin your friend's baby showers by literally baking your internalised hate into the event.
Kek
Let's see who else crossposts on /ck/

>>11131115
That's not a normal reaction, always gotta play it up for the views. However the way he does it, makes me upset.

>>11126188
This webm is phenomenal.

>>11133042
>Are Italians the Mexicans of Europe?
Basically.
>relatively poor for the continent they live on
>lots of them in the US
>lots of gun companies
>not keto friendly

>>11133216
Because blue is a rare natural color?

>>11131116
He is a pleb.

>>11126188
>your favorite food video is too long to be a webm
https://youtu.be/GS06r75MCdY

>>11133122
I felt absolutely certain that was obviously a parody for a full 40 seconds.

>>11128472
This

>>11133123
There's a Chinese city man to go with Chinese forest girl, I didn't know. Who is he, link?

>>11130573
This is like when your little cousin unintentionally says something genuinely funny and then repeats it because people laughed. Except worse because this person things they are being funny each time they add more bullshit to the plate.

>>11133081
I love watching this man puke

>>11131076
Laughed. Thanks anon.

>>11130210
>A few inches away from getting million dollar babied

>>11132418
No you don't.

For the reasons stated previously.

>>11133721
shut the fuck up you jaded incel

>>11134342
the operative word is "seems"

>>11132224
Jesus H. Christ, I hate every single thing about this person's existence.

>>11129280
>No one cares about sports.
>No one

Go drown in a bucket of dicks you fucking limp wrist.

>>11132495
Neegs, that made me so uncomfortable.

>>11130898
final pam

>>11132224
every time i watch this i feel very comfy

>>11133134
imminent heartburn

>>11131115
Nothing.
NOTHING tastes that good.

>>11132637
>and garnish with mardi gras beads, wa-la!

>>11127891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2snlg8H_M

>>11133149
Good bloatmaxx food

>>11126188

>>11131489
I tried this when I was a kid and didn't have the leg strength or core

>>11134078
No, they'll be called pizza empanadas.

>>11134948
How did you get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>11131115
There has never been a toon more deserving to be dipped.

>>11133240
Chrischan art is a solid investment.

>>11127920

This has always been my fave /ck/ gif

>>11126600
how does she keep her hygene? even if she washes her feet before she handles food, she still has to walk to the food. socks and shoes or slippers start to smell, so she would have to change socks and whatever else multiple times a day. Or she just stopped caring and embraced the footsmell on her food.

>>11126600
Would she give amazing footjobs or would they just feel like handjobs?

>>11135031
has anyone ever had this? How is it? How is it generally served? etc etc

>>11132637
Gender reveal parties are like the most fucking bizarre thing to me. Who gives a shit what your kids gender is, it's not something worth celebrating.

Well, guys. It's been fun. See you next webm thread.

>>11135051
Sorry, anon, but this was actually the last one.

>>11135054
!
What'll I do
When you
Are faaaaar away
And I'm
Alone
What'll I do...
*sniff*

>>11135041
>t. cisphobic transgender

>>11135074
>t. hipster soccer mom

>>11134959
Hey jerk, this is a webm thread.

>>11128472
It's not random, it obviously and directly makes fun of food videos, ie satire. Lol so randumb would imply there was no guiding idea or point to the actions.

>>11134608
Lobster
Pussy
Giant River Prawns

A lot of things taste that good anon

>>11134353
To anyone with eyes and basic 18 year old social skills (you must 18 to post here) it seems like he's a faking faggot with crazy eyes.

>>11133697
kek

>>11133037
>mexicans are indonesian

>>11133161
white people seasoning

>>11134313
as expected from /ck/ using reverse food analogy