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>be me
>want mayo
>get mayo
>eat mayo straight from the squeeze bottle
>be happy
>mylifeiscomplete.html

>> No.11117423

>>11117414
> Be me
> Want mayo
> Don't have mayo
> Have garlic, salt, lemon juice, olive oil
> Make aioli
> It's vastly superior to mayo
> GF and I now totally immune to garlic breath

>> No.11117717
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For me it's Just

>> No.11117801

>>11117717

Unironically this

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>> No.11118264

>>11117414
As a fellow mayo aficionado I understand the appeal of the squeeze bottle, but if you're really serious it's much easier on the wallet to go in for the large jars. You can buy your own squeeze bottles for 50 cents and fill them yourself if you want.

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>>11118196
based iphonebro telling OP to fuck off

>> No.11119003

>>11118196
Whoopdefuckingdoo

>> No.11119006

Generation Z humor is fucking stupid.

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>>11117414

>> No.11119486

>>11117717
>no egg
Not fucking mayo, eat a cock you vegan nigger

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>>11119486
>stop culturally appropriating my mayo!!!

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>>11119492
I'll appropriate my dick in your ass faggot

>> No.11119951

>>11117717
>egg-free
So it's mayonnaise flavored oil spread?

>> No.11119962

>>11119486
>>11119951
There's a reason the jar cannot legally say "mayonnaise" anywhere on it.
It says "Mayo" before letting you know that it's a generic "spread & dressing".

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>>11119617

>> No.11120020

>>11119951

Mayo only uses egg for an emulsifier, the egg contributes very little if any flavor (rather, the flavor comes from the choice of oil and vinegar, salt, and additives such as mustard powder).

>>11119486

You're allowed to be this mad only if you're equally mad at people calling flavored mayo "aioli". No, garlic powder in mayo is not aioli; aioli is when you grind raw garlic with salt and drizzle in lemon juice and olive oil to form an immersion, which has a vastly different (better) flavor and consistency.

>> No.11120082

>>11117414
>buying mayo
absolute trash pleb taste

>> No.11120169

>>11117717
>it's Just
That is JU ST, learn to read, pleb.

>> No.11120330

>>11120020
HOLY HIGHEST FUCK

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