/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11103903
>Queen
No!

>>11103903
why the fuck am I so attracted to a chubby, middle-aged Jewess?

I've posted it before but you neckbeards need to go take a cooking class because it's filled with frumpy 4th grade art teachers like this chick. All of them desperate for attention and looking for that "I totally met a guy at class" romantic comedy bullshit. Ask me how I know...

>>11103923
You married a braaaap hog?

>>11103903

>>11103923
You ARE a frumpy 4th grade art teacher?

>>11103934
No but I certainly have nailed a few. Always be the big fish in a little pond my man.

>>11103903
???
weren't you fucks going mad about how she's leaving
what the fuck is this i thought we were finally going to have a moment of silence on the shitpost that is /seegay/

>>11103905
who's this qt

>>11103958
EmmyMadeInJapan, the true queen of /ck/.

reminder that she's at least 50 pounds overweight

>muh reddit waifu

>>11103905
>tfw no nose

>>11103991
>Jew detected

>>11103908

You know that life expectancy for females in America is up i to the 80's now, right?

>>11103963
>zainichi korean

>>11103963
this makes complete sense since she can barely cook like the majority of you /ck/unts

>>11103903
so sexy when she says "one large slab" right around 4:05

God you virgins have horrible taste in women.

>>11103963
Didn't she said her parents are viet? That's why she got that ravioli nose?

>aging with no ring
>vlogger
>"she's comfy and friendly!"
obvious batshit, you guys are gonna get really fucked over by a bitch just like this one day

>>11103945
You can nail a supermodel by going to the beach and singing "California Dreaming" at the top of your voice while walking along it. I should know, I've done it multiple times.

>>11103986
Whatever you do don't skip by this thread without posting.

>>11103905
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>>11104000
That bug lookin shiksa got nothing on Clairebear

>The mandatory Claire ass shot in the new Brad video
Vinny you madman.

>>11105267
She's got a job.

>>11105298
Implying Claire doesn't have a new job already after leaving BA

>>11103905
She doesn't look Japanese and she's about one red or purple hair strand away from that weird early 2000s asian cartoon girl look.

Does anyone else know what i'm talking about?

>>11105335
I hope it's a job at Weight Watchers

>>11105345
She's a chink that lived in that country with shitty airports.

Is Brad missing a tooth?

>>11104000
Surely there's something in between a hooknosed jew and a flatfaced bugwoman

>>11104992
She's so obviously a lesbian, you guys are just retarded.

>>11105267

I THINK CLAIRE SUCKS

>>11105754
I agree. Heather > claire

>>11103903
She looks like she’s hurtin for a squirtin.

>>11105754
this is my favorite meme

>>11103905
>>11103963
So does that make Ken the king?

>>11105787
This is a meme that has a longevity of two and one half weeks. You really should get a psychological evaluation. I did. It's no big deal. Costs a lot but it's worth it.

>>11105804
otp

>>11103903
hnngggg

>>11105838
>Brad cucks the entire room with his presence

To the surprise of fucking no one

>>11105927
Brad is unironically Chad

>>11105831
>>11105838

>she gives Brad the one she bit

subtle yet so telling

>Brad revealed his W.A.S.P. upbringing

>>11106998
Brad is an Italian Catholic and that automatically excludes you from being WASP.

Claire is literally the ONLY reason I subscribed to this channel. Brad is funny and all, but I only want to see Claire. If she's gone, so am I.

>>11107030
nonsense

>>11104005
No it aint

>>11103908
>why the fuck am I so attracted to a chubby, middle-aged Jewess?
you were probably molested as a child, or had a jewess teacher before you knew about jews, and it left a subconscious imprint in your goymind. the dyed old-lady hair also makes her look like some GILF pornwhore

p.s. baste cameraman zooming in on her ass when she runs for the sprinkles. nice touch. perhaps he's a /ck/chef as well

>>11103908
join the club

>>11103903
>she is 46 years old

This is what amazes me the most, because she looks more like mid 30s or early 40s.

>>11107079
no she isn't

>>11103945
>>11103923
Finally, some good advice.

For the Clairejew obsessed cu/cks/ she's also in this much newer vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbFHvwAjKyI

and looking extra-BRAPPY

>>11107087
wew, claire is BIG in this one. and she's wearing a thin dress. not joking.

>>11107110
I don't think that was Claire in the background

>>11105839
Why is she always wearing a grey headband?

>>11107114
yeah you're right the one in the dress is another fatty
BUT claire is in this and she does look bigger than usual.

>>11107110
She's the one wearing jeans, doofus.

>>11107152
weird greyhair dye is the new star of david

>>11107158
i've realized that by now

>>11105838
Jesus, that fucking assistant is so hideous. Literally why do they let her in the kitchen when they're filming? It honestly makes me uninterested in the video as soon as she gets on screen. She's not even a cutie uggo. She awakens some primal evolutionary disgust in me. Like she's a biological dead end or an actual imp.

>>11107257
Ow, anon..

>>11107257
Who hurt you?

>>11107257
i wish my dick was this sensitive...

she's a literal pig

>>11103986
>>11103963
>>47381925
bait
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>>47382037
those fucking bandaids over the nipples
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>>47382065
N-no...
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>>47381925
yeah the good ol /fit/
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>>47382078
your caps are bad and you should feel bad
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>>47382090
Ok Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)10:06:30 No.11105818▶
>>11105804
otp
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>>11103903 (OP)
hnngggg

>>11107257
You're not a happy person.

>>11105831
Literally perfect

I'm gonna start lifting weights so I'll be strong enough to carry her over the threshold in case my dreams ever come tree.

Claire gave me oven fever

>>11107257
>why do they let her in the kitchen when they're filming?
genuinely based

>>11107257
>gets disgusted by perfectly average looking people
>probably is a 300 pound neckbeard living in his mom's basement

I'm not saying she's attractive, I'm saying you need to seek help.

>>11107414
what happened here

>>11107738
It's what they refer to as a "shitpost."

>>11107779
Damn, you think they put more effort into it.

>>11107482
Watch 21 grams. Even if you lift, make millions, and are not a neckbeard, coastie girls will be unfaithful to you. America fucked up with slavery big time.

>>11103903
>see girl in video
>chimp out and call her a goddess
>repeat every time
why do lonely virgins do this?

>>11107520
reddit

>>11103903
I really don't understand this test kitchen channel, everyone on it is a really mediocre cook

>>11107951
the point isn't the food. the point is the people. It's not really a cooking show, it's the equivalent of "Friends".

>>11107976
Yeah but I don't understand, who the fuck are these people, how did they get access to that big kitchen? Is this their job? Do they have another job in that kitchen?

She's probably leaving BA because of threads like this one.

>>11107976
parasocial relationships at it again

fuck wamen

>>11107983
They make visually pleasing food to take pictures of for a magazine

>>11107152
Same reason she never takes off that ugly fucking mask

>>11108010
Yea, that's the general idea. We fuck 'em

>>11108022
Yeah but they're shit and their food looks like shit

>>11107983
>who the fuck are these people
Employees of a media company. They're not too far off from actors.

> how did they get access to that big kitchen?
It's either owned or rented by their employer.

> Is this their job?
Yes.

>Do they have another job in that kitchen?
I don't know.

>>11106907
Is that really a kind of flirting?

>>11108030
Well that's like your opinion faggot

>>11107983
they also make recipes for the normal Bon Appetit magazine each month. the video stuff is a side project that kinda blew up.

>>11108135
>le oldfag triforce lol!!!
even more proof

>>11107839
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>>11108135
your shame will live on
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one of us

>>11108145
Even alt+0129 doesn't work anymore? Fuk u Heaven.

Claire is my MOMMY and i love her so much!

>>11108097
>give homeless you half eaten sandwhich
>homeless thinks you want his dick

no doubt

Claire's (MOMMY) milkies sustain my existence.

>>11103903
>queen
kys with that submissive faggotry shit

>>11108439
No you kys you wanna be alpha incel faggot

Go clean your room

i want to watch Claire cook food.

>>11108450
>weird projection
my room is clean anon. i keep it that way because i have the time.

>>11108502
Claire is a clumsy MOMMY.

>>11103903
>queen
In America we don't recognize Kings or Queens as anything but tyrants and despots under a different name. Read Common Sense and watch someone who actually knows how to temper chocolate

>>11108528
>deflection

try again