/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ok. thank you

Thank you. You had a very beautiful country 2000 years ago.

still better.and cheaper than cracco's Margherita

>>11106603
Thanks. It's a bit pricey but at least it's a good pizza and not that american garbage.

>>11106608

>>11106668
Mozarella is not cooked enough.

my name isnt grazie

Yeah, mate or you could get this for only $5

>>11106603
I feel like there's less love in this pizza. The basil and cheese are just tossed haphazardly on top. Why not grind the basil up and distribute it evenly, and shred the mozzarella and distribute it evenly, so that each bite contains the same amount of deliciousness as the other?

>>11107814
It's the slop we feed to the American pigs over here while charging them an extra 20% on top including service charge. And then they still tip.

>>11107820
Obsessed
I can't imagine what it's like living with such an inferiority complex.

>>11107853
I'm obsessed with ripping them off, that's all. Idiots deserve to be taken advantage of wherever they're from. Don't worry, you'll be treated better than the chink tourists because they don't tip.

>>11107814
I've asked this before and they will argue it's part of the charm. It's rustico! mama mia! or some shit

>>11107820
t. Errone

>>11106603
Na gode, inda matan fari suke?

S-s-sorry for poor english. I boat! I very true Italian :D

>>11106662
>Live in England for grad school
>British friends invite me to pizzeria
>Niche restaurant with pretentious name
>Claims to be authentic Italian
>Fuck.jpg
>basically a tortilla thin shell covered in absurd quantities of tomato sauce and a meager amount of mozzarella with some oregano
>Cost me 21 dollars American
Worst part was all the British people liked it

>>11107958
>>11107820
Italia is like this. Those people are thieves, it's in their DNA. They always rip you off, even for €0.10, they can't help it. It's a beautiful country be never trust an italian.

>>11106603
That's steep but better than £20 for a Dominoes. Put it back in the oven for another minute though and chuck a few bits of basil on

>>11107814
The sauce is heavy on the basil the leaf itself is just garnish

>>11108064
>British people

These aren't people they are animals

>>11106603
an average classic margherita in italy cost no more than 9 euro.
in naples you can find good pizzas for 4-5 euro.
bad memed

>>11107820
>And then they still tip.
Fuck yeah we do

>>11107820
>t. pasta nigger

>>11107814
Why not just throw it in a blender if you so deperatley want to homogenize it?

>>11107820
Holy fuck, amerilards literally btfo!

>>11108064
Have you tasted English food? You were lucky they didn't get you to eat faggots followed by chips and mushy peas. You got off lightly. Quit whinging.
Although you must have lived through the winters there, so you deserve points for endurance.

>>11106603
I've been to Italy a week ago and they seriously do this shit. Why are Italians such backstabbing, money-grubbing, little manlet cunts?

>>11106668
>Imblying Italian pizza isn't overrated watery garbage protected by associations whose only goal is to control prices on exported product

Kek. I'll take a NY slice or Detroit square over Italian water bowls any day.

>>11106668


that's not a pizza, it's just tomato bread

>>11108248

>homogenize

you mean make it properly?

>>11106603

that's literal trash, how can anyone think that can hold a candle to american pizza

>>11108069
Elderly use to say to very young bambini here "get clever, because you already are dumb", you can imagine the complication of this plus many many other stimuli that hardwire the brain of young italians to be scum, but we aren't straight criminals if you get ripped off is because you are acting too nonchalantly

I don't foresee any improvement on our ethic, at least not before other 5-6 generations