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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

>> No.11099625

>>11099615
I hate you people. Why wouldn't you just make your own hot sauce? It's literally nobrains and you can tweak its profile to whatever you want.

>> No.11099637 [DELETED] 

saged and reported

>> No.11099728
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11099728

Sweet! a fellow varker!

How are you varkin it up today? I just got back from a baseball game myself... Passed a bottle of that sweet nectar down the isle and let everyone put it on their hot dogs. You should have seen their faces light up. They were cheering and calling me "The V Man." That's just a typical day in the life of a varker!

>> No.11099870

Was it ever confirmed that this meme was the result of a viral marketing ploy?

>> No.11099910

>>11099870
>viral marketing
>for a product that's only sold in a small handful of states

>> No.11099942
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>>11099728
Cool story, bro! Keep on Varkin!!

>> No.11099953

>>11099870
I think the fact that meme'ing it made people so mad it only fueled the fire. I think about 5 people have actually even tried it...

>> No.11099957

A fellow varker varking it out on the chans?!?!?! BAD. ASS.

>> No.11099967

>>11099728
Did you save some 'vark for your wife's son?

>> No.11099975

>>11099728
>>11099942
I hate 'vark posting as much as the next guy, but I'll be honest. I love these fake ads.

>> No.11099982
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>>11099967
Bro, I'm too busy swatting off hottie after hottie to have any li'l varkers... Maybe some day when I get tired of soakin up rays, shreddin' waves, and saucin' like a boss... but for now its full throttle to varkville!

>> No.11099989

>>11099910
Yeah I can't even get it here without paying out the ass to have it shipped. At this point I'm just mad that I haven't tried it so I don't honestly know first hand if it's shit or not

>> No.11100005
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>>11099975

>> No.11100066
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11100066

The only sauce that's hot and tasty enough to melt the slopes and slay the babes.

>> No.11100068

Fellow varkbros, i need your advice. My wife's bull bought me a foot long buttplug, and told me if i cant fit it in my ass in time for the next session he's gonna ground me for a month, and get this.... No vark. For a whole. Fr*ckin. Month. The most i can fit now is one bottle of Secret Aardvark Drunken Jerk™ (my favourite vark sauce no less!) Help a fellow varknation citizen out, i need my varkies!!!!!!

>> No.11100112

>>11099728
>>11099942
>>11099982
>>11100005
>>11100066
Based and redpilled
>>11099637
Kill yourself

>> No.11100139

This is the worst forced meme yet. This shit makes me miss the sipboys.

>> No.11100150
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11100150

>>11100139
t. Sipboi

>> No.11100157

>>11100139
>t. Never 'varkin

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>>11100139
Its alright bro, when the time comes and you feel like becoming a citizen of the Varknation, just hit us up. Everyone's welcome to the sauce'n'boss lifestyle!

>> No.11100238

>>11100139
t. 30 year old boomer

>> No.11101238

Bump

>> No.11101243

>>11101238
Wrestling mustard guy is now bumping vark threads to get them banned. Man its getting pathetic around here.

>> No.11101371

>>11099615
It's good. Not great, but good.

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>>11101243
t. non-varker

>> No.11101658

>>11099615
M8, ‘vark posting died like 2 months ago. Get with the times. It’s all about Bang’s root beer now!

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>>11099615
WRONG
a factually incorrect opinion

>> No.11101687
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11101687

gimme gimme gimme cummies

>> No.11101795

>>11101645
top lel this is the best one yet

>> No.11101828

>>11101645
t. the guy who made all of these

>> No.11101837

should I just post the template?

>> No.11101916

meme sauces aside I like crystal and the green tapatio

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11101943

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.11102003

>>11099625
Why would you make one when there's a good one already made?