/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't know what we're looking for. Do you want stretchy revealing feet shirts with a nice personality and great wings?

>>11088589
nylon ankle socks. food could be better

Okay: McDonald’s but with good food

Gross Fuck off

>>11088592
Make those socks thigh high and striped, with a short skirt, and I'll think about cutting you a deal.

>>11088585
I'd rather Hooters but for fat pussies. I'd call it Beavers.

Hopcat, but for big tittie-d women.

>>11088585
chicks with big tits serving you chicken feet?

Hinnies but with short shorts and big butts

>>11088585
Might as well be a cheese joint since feet and cheese smell the same.

what about a wine bar, but instead of wine it's breastmilk straight from the tap

>>11088585
Hooters, but they serve real owl meat

>>11088585
Hooters but the girls wear much less clothing and I am allowed to fondle them and if I get too carried away have sex with them also.

>>11088585
ah. you start it in tokyo, who pander to fetishes. you call it Feeters, I guarantee your glass was touched by a girls foot.

>>11089145
This, but medieval themed and the girls talk in accents and it is encouraged to drink mead and spill it on the wenches but also rape is okay because it's the middle ages and she was a witch

>>11088667
Roasties

>>11089160
Shit, take it one step further and just make it a medieval/fantasy themed prostitution experience. You've got all kinds of different women in different fantastical costumes from bar wenches to chainmail bikinis and everything in between, and you pay a premium to have them serve you good food and when you feel like taking a wench back to m'lord's chamber you're free to do so. Of course the suits of armour lining the halls are actually being worn by security guards ready to lay a fucking smackdown on anyone who steps out of line.
This is the best idea I've ever had. Someone needs to make this a reality, I think it could really go places.

>>11089223
That actually sounds fucking amazing

>>11088629
Welcome new friend

>>11089223
This but only if I can larp crossbow shootouts and rapier duels with them.
Imagine saying "en garde" and then watching her boobs jiggle as you thrust your rapier just below the left tit

A restaurant where they don't accept tips.

>>11089261
Say no more, anon. I'm already disappointed that I've come up with such a good idea and I'll never get the opportunity to actually experience it. Going into further detail is just going to make me sad.

>>11089223
There’s an episode of Venture Bros with a ninja themed restarting like the waiter drops from the ceiling to take your order. The waiters duel each other when they need to communicate or passion info

>>11089252
You fucking degenerates have no claim to seniority here, Pablo

>>11088585
Heh...Footers

>>11088667
You do know that's Photoshop image right ?

I prefer farting girls. Call them Pooters.

gay waiters call it poofters

>>11089562
kek

The tables are 3 feet under the floor level, you can see all the waitress' feet in cute sandals, flip flops and high heels at eye level.
Food gets put on a little elevator.
Souvenirs include worn sandals.

>>11089223
you are a genius, anonymous

>>11088585
>Hooters
>For foot fetishists

Shrimpers?

A spanish-japanese fusion restaurant called Japapeño

but for butts, it's called Tooters

hooters but with fat goth girls

>>11090617
Call it school shooters.

>>11090503

>Japapeño
>Not Japeño

People are stupid enough. Don't make pronunciation any harder for them.

>>11088585
Will there be ped-eggs for shaving flakes of their soft smelly souls onto the food for that special flavouring?

This thread reminds me of /ck/ before the /pol/ invasion and I love it

>>11089011
now youre fuckin on to something

can have pictures of the different milk suppliers, notes about their diets and lifestyles etc

Hooters with BBWs

>>11091035
We have this in West Virginia.

>>11088585
it's bound to fail because you are a retarded fag who fell for meme fetishes

>>11090063
I think you're on to something here anon. Not feet, but an upskirt restaurant with the lowered tables like you said

>>11088585
Hooters, but for asses.
>Tooters

The entire staff play wind instruments.
>Fluters

Like Sonic, but the servers roll around on Razers
>Scooters

All black servers who try to steal from you while you eat.
>Looters

All the staff are former teachers, you must study while you eat
>Tutors

If you come in with a full on team kit or body paint food is 50% off.
>Rooters

Servers are all autistic teenage white kids.
>Shooters

>>11088585
Sounds hot. Do they let you drink booze off their feet like dusk to dawn?

hooters but for incest: lewders

>>11088589
The restaurant would be Japanese style and also split level. The men would sit on the floor at the Japanese style table and the Feetresses would strut around with their clear stripper heels, taking orders and being generally footy.

>>11089223
Sounds like a prime fit in Las Vegas

>>11091040
It's called Hooters

>>11088589
What about having all the tables on a lower level so that all you see are the waitresses' feet. Maybe it could be like one of those tunnel aquariums but instead you look up through the glass and see their naked feet.

>>11088594
So burger king? Lol

>>11088585
For me, it's vaginas.

>>11091616

Coouchers

>>11091662
Fannies

A male version of Hooters called Peckers with hunky guys walking around in orange speedos. Would primarily cater to the thot and drunk bachelorette party demographic.

>>11091430
>Feetresses
kek, fund it

scat-themed hooters

>>11088585
Hooters except throughout the whole meal you have a handsome older man cuddle you and it's called dad's

>>11088585
Brappers. Hooters but with pear shaped women.

>>11092164
Look at the size of these slam pigs

>>11088585
Why are foot fetishists so loud and obnoxious? They constantly need reassurance that other people share their stupid fetish. I swear, every single foot fetishist I've ever met needs to bring up their fetish at every social event ever. This is coming from a guy who literally enjoys farts. At least I don't bring it up at every opportunity. You guys are fucking weird.

>>11092164
I don’t usually hngggg, but hnnngggggg those folds on the center right...

>>11092170
Fug, those 2 are absolute units that have engendered an erection that nothing will assuage other than free porn at pornhub. Back in 30 minutes!

>>11092167
We do it to annoy you.

>>11088585
hooters but for traps and all uniforms accent the dick

>>11092167
Even people without fetishes do it. Plenty of guys without fetishes won't stop going on and on every time they see a mildly attractive woman, and they're just as annoying. Foot fetish is just fairly common, although sometimes I wonder if that's the case because people are always telling guys not to stare at boobs so they don't develop that more common attraction.

a fast casual italian restaurant
pasta made fresh
sauce made daily

so it'll either be like those ramen stalls in japan you see alot of
or it'll be like a chipotle italian resturant
you pick what kind of pasta you want, and as it cooks, you pick out your sauce and protien (meatballs, chicken, shrimp, etc.)
then it gets all toss together

Trannies: every server is a transexual, the menu is made up of disgusting tranny themes and in the end they kill themselves. Menu: Mentally Abused Advocado Salad, the Brainwashed Burger, Closet Faggot Fries and the Sickening Faggot Steak (so rare it's suicidal)

>>11092657
you don't have to hate yourself for being trans, anon

>2018
>Not eating sushi off of a naked prostitute.

chinese food, but it's made by mexicans

>>11092672
French haute cuisine, made by natives

>>11092672
Mexican food, but it's made by Chinese

>>11092676
I'd like to do this for a job but I'm not sure if people would want to eat sushi off a fat, hairy, 35 year old boomer.

>>11092672
When my mum was younger she drove across the United States and she said the worst restaurant she ever visited was a Chinese food place run by Hispanics in New Mexico.

American Chinese take out with all the decor of a greasy spoon chinese take out joint
but the face of the buisness would be a white guy who will pretend he's the one who opened up the buisness cause he love american chinese take out
so i can charge three times the price for the same exact food as the cheaper places

>>11092701
Some people would, it'd just be a very small number and not viable as a business.

>>11092784
>Sum wai gui restaurant

>>11092676
I don't think there's anywhere that does this in the sort of sex fantasy way most dudes think of when they see a picture like this. Probably a lot of joints where she's wearing pasties and panties under the leaves and they throw you out if your fingers so much as brush against her for eight hundred dollars plus tip.

I did some foot stuff with a korean girl recently
very cute feet, subtle sweaty smell, slightly salty taste
but once the feet found their way to my dick it was not what I was expecting. It really hurt, was like a rough unpleasant handjob

what were we talking about?

>>11089159
>Feeters.
>Not Footers

>>11091604
It's a wonderful restaurant.

>>11091662
>not Cooters

the waitresses are all tomboys
you can challenge them to arm wrestling matches

>>11092672
Technically, that's how all Chinese food in Mexico is.

>waitresses all have osteoporosis
>if they break a hip while taking your order you get a free dessert
Brittle Caesars

>>11088585
Hooters but the boobs are actually fucking enormous

>>11092249
>gets an erection from a picture
>can't blow a load to the picture that gave him the erection
holy fuck how destroyed is your dick?

>>11093482
He's just not 12 that's all

>>11088585
What ever happened to that Anon who needed a plausible enough, but still awful, restaurant pitch? What did he end up doing?

>>11091348
Take my (you) and get the fuck out.

>>11088585
I in just imagining all the implications of this haven't laughed this hard ever

>>11092167
I'd much prefer the obnoxious foot fetishists over the obnoxious cuckold/wifesharing fetishists.
I don't understand foot fetishists, but at least they don't fill me with revulsion.

>>11093547
If you actually believe that the cuck threads are legitimate, you deserve to be triggered by them. People post them because they gather up all the (You)'s.

>>11093553
You're naive if you think constant meme shilling doesn't eventually turn into genuine interest.
What starts out as ironic (cucking, blacked, brapposting) eventually becomes real. It's hard to believe but the people here really are that stupid and that easy to brainwash

>>11092652
There's a chain in Australia called Pasta Cup that's exactly that.

>>11093553
I'm not talking about just threads, I'm talking about everywhere on the internet and in real life too.
I wish it were just meme threads.

>>11088585
Hooters with girls that actually have tits and ass.

>>11093495
Dunno, but damn that was a good thread

Hooters but for liberals, Moochers.

>>11092167
Step on me

>>11088585
sounds like a safety issue, and you'll pay up the ass for insurance

>>11092657
Imagine having this loser’s brain

>>11088667
She looks too old to dress like that.

>>11093347
FUND IT
FUND IT NOW

>>11089096
Yeah I never got the whole owl theme. Like "Hey this restaurant is about an owl so it obviously calls for TnA amiright?"

>>11088585
Good idea.
For a cheese bar.

>>11095052
>Yeah I never got the whole owl theme. Like "Hey this restaurant is about an owl so it obviously calls for TnA amiright?"
Hooters is slang for tits.
Also, the owl's eyes, look like tits.
Bet you never saw the arrow in the FedEx sign either? Summer's almost over.

>>11089223
The hardest part is finding sluts that are
1 hot enough to be worth while
2 smart enough to role-play nerd shit without completely ruining it by acting like normal dumb sluts

>>11095052
You can now tell all of your friends that you're an official retard.

Better yet, Hooters but for chubby lolis instead.
We'll call it paunch rats

>>11095061
I dunno about the security guards wearing suits of armor, but otherwise anon described one of many flavors of sex club available in Japan.

>>11093495
>>11094230

What was the pitch? I vaguely remember a thread like that.

A restaurant that only serves live scorpions in a paper bag and also you can't leave and also your dad yells at you and then you wake up

>>11095058
Why would you call tots Hooters? They don't make noise.

>>11095180
3 Michelin stars

>>11091604
i think you mean wendys lol

>>11089273
Any restaurant in japan

>>11092657
>being this upset at someone else's lifestyle that doesn't affect you

jesus anon

hooters, but tall women only.

>>11090743
Fucking. Lol. 10/10

>>11090743
kek

>>11088594
So Wendy’s?

>>11090063
I like it

Make an amazing restaurant and leave it to crumble and die.

Call it Mooters.

>>11088585
this is the worst thing anyone has thought of in the history of mankind

yes

>>11088585
Only if they hire children

>>11090063
>open toed shoes
>service industry
>health department WHO?

Doomed from the start.

>>11099977
And play the song gymnopaedies over on repeat.

„We do not condone any behavior that inhibits the girls' ability to create. We find that, given the right circumstances, creativity and curiosity bring together talent and clients. The latter are willing to pay, a lot, if you're good.“

„I've heard rumours. Do I need to go as far?“

„We would never tell you what to do, or what not to do. All you agree to is to feed your own product. Our chef de cuisine can assist you in making almost anything you can think of.“

„How much can I expect to make, on average?“

„I'm sure you've heard rumours about that. They're not exaggerated. Many girls come to finance something, and decide to stay because they find a passion and pride in their product and presentation.“

„Ok. Where should I start?“

>>11100071
The establishment specializes in the production and presentation of food items that are sourced from attractive women. Both is left up to the girls'. This managerial decision was taken to reflect the philosophical assumption that freedom is essential to creation. Although making money is at the core of every business, most girls that start at the establishment start their journey by exploring themselves. Sure, one might assume that only professionals are drawn to this kind of profession, however, the market clearly demands young girls. Mostly. Taste remains a very individual thing, after all. Civilians would, undoubtedly, find the practices confusing, to say the least. Everybody has heard rumours about that place in London where you can get ice cream made from womens' milk. A mind that wanders might deduce that the cleint wants to know the girl that produced the milk. Most, however, wouldn't go as far as to imagine how an 18 year old girl takes a razorblade, slightly opens her skin, and lets a man thrice her age suckle her blood while she caresses him with sweet words.

>>11100079
The girls advertise their diet, their fitness, their youth. Our clients pay for the experience, which indcludes taste, show, and possibilities. This place isn't a brothel. Making supreme black pudding from an 18 year old girl and having that girl serve it to you, her fingers on your tongue, is a piece of art. It's cannibalism without death. We find that, although these establishments exist, the crude act of killing and eating takes away the beauty, and individual flourishing of the girls. Our clients' fondness reflects this.
Youth, a prerequisite to present at our establishment, implies that most girls are not well versed in the art. Natural progression pushes past induced lactation. What could derange into a cruel bidding war of obscenities amongst the girls usually remains a very caring environment in which they help each other. We have wondered why that is and found an answer in the uniqueness of each product. People taste differently. Further, once you made it here, you have been handpicked. By that point, most have matured past shame or guilt, but there is no ceiling on extremes. The shamelesness with which girls will serve themselves to clients is astonishing.

>>11100085
Maria is a young girl that will collect her fluids throughout her cycle and make clients guess how close she was to ovulating. She says that each day tastes differently. Stefanie serves piss and tells them what she had eaten that day. The fact that some men like degradation makes her giggle. Colette kisses you with her ice cream on her tongue.
Although it is not mine to judge those that attend this establishment, I understand how boredom and wealth can push a person to seek out extreme pleasures. Even I don't know for sure what goes under the counter when a girl and a client engage in privacy, but I place great trust in the chef de cuisine. The most extreme that was ever served was a miscarriage that was above the legal age for an abortion. Although one might speculate, we assume that everything was within the legal realm. They say that money can buy everything, and it's true. Still, the quality of that everything is greatly influenced by the freedoms that are given to those who create. At this establishment, clients don't get to demand. They ask politely. We know who attends this establishment. Discretion is key, on both sides. Trust is vital. Virtually all our clients come back for more. Who would stop at ice cream when you know that you can almost taste everything? Even you would be taken aback by the charme of some of these girls.

>>11089145
Is that you Butcha-u?