/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sometimes I like to sit down with a big bag of doritos an a tub of "I can't believe it's not butter" for dip.

>jax
>infinitely better than cheetos
>airier puffs, cheesier taste, generally godtier
I could eat a family sized bag in one sitting and I am a very tiny man (under 5 ft, 105 lbs)
With that said, I also love spam. Grilled spam and cheese. Spam musubi. Spam sandwich. yesssssss

>>11087249
Pretty much all ramen
Hot ass peppers (they say capsacin has benefits and some peppers have a lot of vitamin C but it's mostly exaggerated how good for you they are and give you the shits if you eat too much like i do)
A fried bologna sandwhich covered in mayonaise and American cheese
Microwaved nachos covered in shit-quality shredded cheese
Excessive amounts of white rice
Donuts
Very cheap high ABV beer like Steel Reserve or Natty Daddy
Fried tacos and burritos from gas stations, particularly Allsups and Stripes
Deep fried anything really
McDonald's French Fries
White bread/American cheese grilled cheese
99 cent boxes of mac n cheese with like half a stick of butter in them

anything chocolate, the more sugar the better
whether it is triple chocolate cake, smoothies, shakes, sundaes, ice cream, etc.

>>11087297
:(

>>11087297
>tfw i recently realized how easy it is to just chug vodka

>>11087413
I need more but I fell down the stairs. I shouldn't go. I look like I've been in a car accident half the time.

>>11087422
You need it for the pain.

>>11087249
I've got a shrimp one of these in the pantry that i've never had, never even had the nissin variety but it caught my eye last time at the store
think I might have it for dinner if I can handle the whopping 1200 mg of sodium

>>11087249
They don't even taste that good yet if there's any in my house and it's 5AM I'll end up eating a packet or two if I'm not paying attention.

>>11087478
1300mg* Fucking bombs of sodium

>>11087422
you should take care of yourself anon. that kind of living isn't good for you.

I'm part of the totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it

>>11087249
30 seconds upside down
30 seconds right-side up
add hot sauce

Test

When I'm in Europe, a bag of papryka chips

In Canada it's pizza pops pepperoni and bacon

The US its taco bell

>>11088166
how often do you travel?

With cheese and sriracha.

>>11087338
Steel reserve is my favorite beer desu but I keep the fancy stuff stocked for appearances sake

so fucking GOOD

>>11088199
>mfw I finally figured out how to make that flavor at home

>>11088216
How do you do it?

>>11087249
I could fucking go for a Chef Boyardee right now

>>11088242
secret ingredient is rice vinegar

>>11088266
I'd eat one in your honor but all I have is beefaroni and I know it's not the same.

Elder Godtier junk food

also sweet chili heat/regular doritos or old dutch sourcream and onion chips

>>11088557

Pour out the vinegar. Place rinds in a bowl. Splash them with a bit of Tapatio (black Valentina works as well). Enjoy.

You can put these in a Tupperware container to sneak into a movie. Not even a meme, but if you want to keep things Mexican, be sure to choose a Mexi-beer as well. Myself, I prefer Modelo.

>>11088170
I have a flight usually every month

>>11088266
This with a shitload of hot sauce and cheese.

>>11087249
Good choice anon. Nongshim spicy kimchi is good as well.

>>11090481
I'm honestly looking at trying a whole bunch of different Ramen bowls/packs. I was considering buying some stuff straight from Japan or something.

Anyhow. How about drinks anons? Water is good of course, but what's your vice? I probably drink too much diet soda as is, however pic related is my favorite. They only sell it in a 4-pack, and it's like $5.50 by me compared to $0.99 for a 2L of coke or something so it's definitely a treat.

>>11087315

You sound really cute <3

Near Boston?

>>11090481
most of korean ramen is garbage tbqh
i mean those default spicy red flavour ones, basically shin ramyun tastealikes
and shin ramuyn itself is quite boring
unless you meant nongshim spicy kimchi with liquid sauce under the Mr.Bibim brand or some shit

Sour gummy candies. Who knew empty calories could taste so squishy

>>11091144
Fuaaark. I used to get this all the time at cracker barrel back in the states. Now that I'm in the EU it's impossible to get here. I miss it so much.

>>11087249
these and the occasional mi goreng are all I eat when it comes to instant noodles. That chili lime flavor can't be beat.

>>11087249
They had these 10 for a dolla today. All different kinds. The ramen 24 packs were 2 bucks. I haven't eaten them in 2 years yet I instinctively went down that aisle. Then I remembered a Boris video where he told us poorfag that unless you're a prisoner these are almost worse than eating nothing and researched it and found it kinda true. Vermicelli and chicken stock is cheaper and better. Add spices-even msg if you needs it brehs.

>>11087413
I've been drinking for 10 years but I was never able to outright chug liquor. I would still immediately puke if I tried. I just used to take big pulls of liquor and then follow with a minimal amount of chaser.
I quit buying spirits for the house a year ago because it was starting to drive me insane. The only time I ever have spirits now is just like one or two glasses in a restaurant.

>>11092299
Also my shit food would probably be Velveeta and Shells or most likely the 5 dollar supermarket rotisserie chicken. At least after you're done with the butter/grease injected mess you can do something with the bones.

marzipan, and I have to refrain from ever eating some because I cant control myself around that damn thing

>>11088192
Those aren't too bad. If that's your junkfood of choice you're probably doing ok.

>>11091167
I am but I'm not that guy. Are you a girl?

>>11087249
I'm Korean and I prefer these over the nongshim ones

>>11088199
Good except that disgusting soggy broccoli

>>11092363
You bring your famiry shame

>>11087496
anon thats like 600+ calories.

>>11092381
I know and I always regret it the rest of the day because I can pretty much only have one meal afterwards.