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Is this the worst fast food place of all time?
>23 dollars for an 8-piece of chicken smaller than a penny
>absolutely no flavor
>will give you 4 drumsticks instead of 2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 legs
>mixes gravy in their potatoes instead of being in a separate container
>poor costumer service with rude employees
>no white employees
>store is always dirty

>> No.11082134

>>11082121
>didn't get the spicy tendies and fries
You fucked up OP

>> No.11082135

>No flavor

That's not true, everything else is ture, but their Chicken in fantastic.

>> No.11082143

>>11082134
I got a few spicy pieces and they tasted all heat and no flavor. The cajun fries are decent, but have nothing on Jucy Lucy's or even Checkers.

>> No.11082171

>>11082121
second only to church's

>> No.11082178

>>11082171
So church's is bad too?

>> No.11082268

>>11082178
bad? no. disgusting is more like it.

>> No.11082321

>>11082121
Ironically that was all KFC a few years ago and I find them to be superior to Popeyes quality wise now, a near swap.

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>>11082121
I hate that they give you such a paltry amount of gravy. The gravy is really good, just need more.

Agree about everything you said except
>absolutely no flavor
Their overall menu has more flavor than KFC, Church's, etc.

Pic related. A ghost pepper wing i got once. I don't go to that popeye's anymore. Niggers man, I swear

>> No.11082360

>>11082143
The thing with popeyes and most chicken only places is that chicken is made in house. If you were to go to like 10 different popeyes odds are the chicken will be different, some will have better breading and some will have better ratio of heat to spice.

>>11082268
Popeyes and churches have similar recipes, if you like one you'll probably like the other if they're made well

>> No.11082363

>>11082121
you can get gravy in a separate container if you just ask

>> No.11082376

>>11082121
>Is this the worst fast food place of all time?
That's not burger king

>> No.11082385

>>11082376
Burgerking > every other burger place

>> No.11082392

>>11082385
found the nigger or spic

>> No.11082476

>>11082121
>poor costumer service with rude employees
>no white employees
>store is always dirty
Have you tried not living in a shithole?

>> No.11082531

>>11082134
This
It's literally the only reason to go, and if their 5 piece doesn't fill you up then you should probably just give up

>> No.11082661

>>11082121
Yes, it really is the worst.

>> No.11082676

>>11082121
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>> No.11082702

>>11082143
Checkers....never again. That place put ketchup on my chili dog.

>> No.11082719

>>11082121
The one in my town is better than the KFC, but also pricier.

>> No.11082779

>>11082121
>will give you 4 drumsticks instead of 2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 legs
>mixes gravy in their potatoes instead of being in a separate container

these two things aren't bad. drumsticks are best.

>> No.11082912

>>11082779
Drumsticks are good but theirs are the size of dominos wings and I expect to get a whole chicken when I pay 25 dollars for an 8 piece.

>> No.11083354

best tendies desu senpai especially the spicy ones

>> No.11083361

>>11082121
bmitted 8 months ago by /r/arickp
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
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>> No.11083375

>>11083361
>buns
does he mean biscuits

>> No.11083378

>>11082121
Fast food service is generally great where I'm from. Clean stores, friendly kids working the register and fast service. But popeyes and hardees are the exception to this. They're slow, impersonal and the place smells like an ocean city bathroom.

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>>11083361
>reddit copy/paste

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>>11083382
>He frogposts
>He admits to going on reddit
I shiggy diggy

>> No.11083389

>>11083361
This was originally from /b/

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NIgga, who hates Popeyes?

>> No.11083506

>>11082121
>>23 dollars for an 8-piece of chicken smaller than a penny
Literally 4 pieces for $5 right now.

>> No.11083666

>>11082121
>no white employees
Boo fucking hoo. If seeing non-whites trigger you this much then go have someone else pick up your shitty fast food.

>> No.11083686

>>11083666
Shut up, satan nigger.

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>21 pieces of chicken is $40 dollars
and they said chicken is cheaper than other meats...

>> No.11083733

>>11083666
It's a fact that if a restaurant is being run primarily by blacks that the stores are dirty and the food sucks. Look at Wendy's for example.

>> No.11083835

>mashed potatoes
You fucked up, red beans and rice is the side of choice.

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>>11082121
Fuck Popeye's people got kids they tryin to feed 4 their special and they mean to tell me that we cant feed our kids because they didnt order enough chicken

>> No.11084087

>>11082121
>No white employees=Bad Restaurant
If a chicken joint staffed by black people doesn't serve good food, blame the shitty quality on upper management and not the employees themselves.

>> No.11084135

I finally tried it for the first time about two months ago after one opened up a few towns over from me (I'm in small town Canada). Got the popcorn shrimp with the mac and cheese. It was pretty good. Went again last week and got the spicy tendies which were excellent; could've been a bit spicier, honestly, but I was still pleased. A bit pricier than KFC is but it's worth it. I still like the former though as I love their macaroni salad and their fries are solid. Kebabs own it and the entire staff were kebabs both times I went in but they were very good to deal with (which is surprising since 75% of the time they're shit at other places).

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>no white employees

>> No.11084226

I work in a place that actually has 70% black cooks. Strangely, it's a Korean spot. In LA. And it's slammed often. While niggers can be degenerates, they are fucking great cooks. When they show up to work. That's the big one.

>> No.11084251

>>11083387
The post he replied to literally stated it was from Reddit (the story is from /b/ I think but reposted there) in the first sentence, dumbfuck.

>bmitted 8 months ago by /r/arickp
What did they mean by this?

>> No.11084696

They have fried crawdads which are actually pretty good, but only regional. When I visited Washington state, they didn't have any. Other than that, the chicken and biscuits are greasy and the mashed potatoes are so-so.

>> No.11084703

>>11082676

>fucking a horse's ass
>donkey punching the horse

You're one lanky motherfucker

>> No.11084723

>>11082121
>Non-whites are less intelligent and fit only for menial labor.
>Reeeeee, why are niggers serving my fast food?
What did the master race mean by this?

>> No.11084725

>>11082121
the niggers and cajuns in my town love this place. It's absolute garbage

>> No.11084729

>>11084723
You have to have an iq of at least 90 to work fast food. Menial labor is ditch digging and grocery bagging.

t. behavioral health employment specialist