/ck/ - Food & Cooking

das sum lazy onion chopping anon

Step two is the meat. Very important

>>11081280
The fuck kinda meat is that?

Then the garlic. How many cloved do you use? This will be enough right?

Didnt have white wine but some bubbles cant hurt, right?

SSSSSSssssss

Okej so far so good
Time to add the cream

>>11081272
Making Frijoles de Olla. Broth is almost ready.

>>11081323
Sounds good anon!
Im about to add my secret ingredient

Damn that looks tasty

>>11081339
the meat flavour nutrient product you put in there is making the whole thing gross

>>11081272
Dog, at least do the courtesy of having the pictures in the correct orientation.

Also that looks bad and that sausage is questionable.

Gonna let it rest now. Dont want to burn my mouth

>>11081376
let it rest in the grabage

>>11081272
>Carbonara
>Onion
you wot m8

OP this isn't a fucking carbonara. You don't put cream in carbonara. You don't put that disgusting grey play-doh shit in carbonara. I have no idea what disgusting fucking pile of shit you have made is called, you dumb amerilard. How do you fuckup one of the simplest comfort food dishes?
>Cook pasta
>Cook guanciale/pancetta/bacon
>Render out fat
>Grate pecorino
>Combine pecorino with an egg + a yolk
>Add cooked pasta to rendered fat, add water to stop the frying
>Add pecorino/egg mix to the pasta when it's hot enough to cook the egg but not hot enough to scramble it
>Grate more pecorino on top and add black pepper

>>11081280
>>11081297
>>11081358
>>11081376
The fuck is this shit? Prepackaged ramen looks better than your pile of vomit. That meat looks like straight up bread chunks

>>11081280
what the fuck did you just eat?

>>11081313
What the fuck is the German national culinary team?

>>11081547
Sausagemeisters

Me think OP could be trolla trollo a little

>>11081519
This guy carbonaras. You need to get back to the drawing board OP, that shit was shameful.

>all these newfags ITT
Good interpretation OP, I commend you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>11081587
everytime I watch this, it's sooo relaxing ...

This is excellent bait

>>11081587
>Using shitty american "cheese" for carbonara
>Using fucking HOT DOGS for carbonara
>Putting cream of chicken in carbonara
>Draining your pasta water
>Rinsing your pasta
>Makes some kind of hellish eldritch abomination soup
This is worse than OP's

>>11081837
Thanks

>>11081519
Wew

>>11082281
Winner

I'd like to believe that this is a genuine thread and some sly /ck/ anon convinced his mentally challenged friend to post his "recipe" here
Alas, it is most likely another epic troll thread

>>11081587
I like when she has added processed hot dogs, processed cheese, soup, and soup mix powder yet nevertheless feels compelled to add additional salt.

In all seriousness, OP, what the fuck did you use as meat? Because it looks like an abomination unto the lord that ruins everything it touches

Like your carbonara

>>11081280
Is this a fucking cut up Bratwurst or what?

>>11081313
Ummm no egg?

>>11084709
more like a brapwurst

it's a meme you dip

>>11081272
>onion
>Im making some carbonara
No, you're not.

Op successfully baited most commenters

>>11081272
>Carbonara
>Onion
Dead thread before it even began

Um.. yea.. jikes

>>11081272
>>11081272
>>11081280
>>11081288
What kinda carbonara are you making OP? I've only seen it done with either mushrooms or bacon/cured pork, a hard cheese like parmesean, egg and pepper

>>11081280
Seriously OP what the fuck is this?

triggering the carbonara autists will never not be funny

>>11089036
>dude lmao look at this grilled cheese i made
>That's not a grilled cheese you just dumped nacho cheese on a cat
>LOLOLOLOL TRIGGERED???? LMAO SO BUTTHURT I GOT YOU

>>11081519
Of course you put cream in ‘nara. Don’t be a retard.

>>11087702
Since this thread is still up i can admit its 100% vegan. It tasted good btw. A bit too much vegan hot dog tho

>>11081519
Thank you for the authentic recipe, refreshing to read

>>11089110
be an hero anon

>>11081519
You forgot the peas.

>>11089231
Ah a vegan carbonara? Just use mushrooms shallot and garlic on place of the meat, you'll get a better looking, delicious carbonara. I dunno about the egg substitute though.

In fact of you look up some recipes there are some decent vegan carbonara.

Mushroom carbonara is pretty killer tho. In fact I just finished a classing carbonara. Think I oversalted my water though

Penne and red sauce. The sauce is made of crushed tomato, chicken thighs, chicken broth, shredded carrot, thyme, cumin, dried hot peppers, and a fuck ton of garlic.

>>11081519
this 100%. Although I usually put parmigiano reggiano instead of pecorino because i love that good shit. make sure the water you add is pasta water too.