/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11079466
lol they gonna tear you to pieces

>>11079471
I’m sorry you have so much negativity inside you. I’m actually an acceptional chef and have a very supporting family that I happily accept constructive critisicm from. I’m sorry if all you have is an empty stomach and a cold heart.

>>11079499
Chef was very much a typo. I’m an acceptional cook

>>11079466
We don't claim to love food.
Just sips, McChickens, 'go 'za and uncooked steak.

>>11079466
>breakfast casserole

have you ever served your Brekky 'role with some Secret Aardvark sauce?
that's how I enjoy mine

>>11079466
Beef stewed in chile sauce and refried beans. Pretty tasty and I have leftovers. No pics, though.

>I cook every day
yah nah that's wasteful and inefficient

Pic related from a couple of days ago when I made a batch of spicy couscous. Sometimes I have it plain sometimes I make some sausages next to it. Yogurt goes great with it
Potato camera and bad lighting to finish things off and help be dismissive

>>11079503
>acceptional

are salads cooking? I thought this one was pretty kino

>>11079534
yes but what the fuck is that
>chicken is not seared properly
>literally 5 fucking beans

>>11079542
>5 beans
>has literally never seen an olive

>>11079542
where do you come from that beans are that big?

>>11079534
Looks like Greek salad. What meat is that?

>>11079466
>breakfast casserole

>>11079499
This nigga gets it.
*roaring applause*

>>11079526
Those castelvetrano olives or are you a pleb eating manzanilla?

>>11079466
>Breakfast casserole
Disgusting. Here's some spagat

>>11079503
Cook was very much a typo. I’m an acceptional cock

>>11079785
Did you cook the spagat in water or oil? Looks like it would taste good tho.

>>11079809
Cooked in water then I put it in with the sauce. Was pretty good.

>>11079534
Looks scrumptious, what's in it?

>>11079785
Looks good mate, trying to convince my gf that good pasta is just more than a jar of sauce and pasta, I've been kitchen cucked

>>11079466
i cook everday too, faggot, it's really nothing special and it's annoying to see people bitching endlessly. anyway it was sauteed potatoes and a coleslaw for me tonight. didnt take any pictures

>>11079466
this is the last thing I made, about a year ago

I'm sure I've seen this thread before

>>11079785
>>11079592
>>11079509
Wait, why all the hate? It's basically a crustless quiche, I don't see any harm in it if they're having someone else bring bread or something.

>>11079793
>acceptional

>>11079466
Suck a fat one you fag!

>>11079918
Because it's the type of thing "flyovers" eat, which means you're not allowed to enjoy it on /ck/.

>>11079793
An acceptional was very much a typo. I have a tiny cock.

last good thing i made was a ratatouille confit byaldi after watching the movie Ratatouille

>>11079466
I make sure my family has their coffee and cigarettes. And by family, I mean me.

>>11080081
Does it actually contain real rats?

>>11080088
The plural of rat is mice

I made fresh lasagne for a friend of mine who's leaving the country to go back to theirs. I make the noodles myself by hand as thin as possible and do a layer of red sauce from fresh roasted tomatoes and garlic/meat, noodle, bechamel+an extremely smooth ricotta+mozzarella, repeat for 8-9 layers. Top with bechamel and some created cheese. I like to experiment but gruyere/parmesan mix tends to be best overall.

I'm not a faggot though so I don't take pics of 99.9% of what I cook unless it's a complete fucking failure. On that note here's some pancakes that became kaiserschmarnn because problems.

>>11079466
Do you like chicken bruschetta

>>11080093
What a retarded fucking joke, I laughed at the like a retard for a full 20 seconds. Thanks anon

>>11079542
Wait is this really chicken? Looks like salmon to me.

>>11079576
Take a wild fucking guess

heading to the market for meat and spices then making lasagna tonight. yesterday was burgers that I took boomer advice for. mix a spoon full of pig fat in the beef

i am gunna make some baked ziti and some giant burrito thing today

>>11080083
>2014+8÷2
>still smoking

last week, i cooked
Roast chicken and white wine jus
Chicken stock which I haven't made into gravy yet
Garlic mashed potatoes
Jamaican chicken curry
Butter-braised carrots*
Caramelised cabbage
Plain white rice
Sunmu muchim
Pasta with fresh marinara*
Pasta with leftover ragù finto*
Risibisi*
Mixed veg fried rice*
Chickpea flour crepes*
Céklaleves gombával*
Zucchini, onion and tomato custard (pasta sauce)
Other things I can't remember atm

* things i made only one serving of so there're no leftovers for pic-taking

I eat something I cooked every day, even if I don't cook that day specifically (because leftovers).