/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11077671
Is Babish a bear?

How do I into babish mode?

>>11077706
Let some dude fuck you in the butt

>>11077671
>>>/lgbt/

>>11077671
Those nipples are extremely uncomfortable to look at. He needs to lay off the alcohol.

>>11077888
>paying this much attention to his nipples
Roastie or closet gay?

>>11077918
They're fucking massive bro, it doesn't take a homo to notice them.

>>11077888
Can confirm, am alcoholic, now I need gynocomastia vest.

wtf I thought he was a skinny manlet

Why do we care about this guy again

>>11077982
/ck/ is gay for him

>>11077982
All he does is cook, and he's knowledgable and chilled out. He's not annoyingly brash or gimmicky, though I do dislike his gimmick of doing mostly tv foods. Otherwise his gimmick would be not Jewing himself by acting gimmicky. Imo anyway.

>>11077982
There's a few people who really, really hate him for being bald, having a beard, and having tattoos. Soyboy numale etc etc.

The majority of us really don't care, or just think he's okay. His videos have good production value, and can occasionally be entertaining or include a genuinely decent recipe or useful tidbit of advice.

>>11077700
if he was a bit taller and had a bit more weight he would be a bear, he is a wolf as he is.

>>11078805
>The majority of us really, really hate him for being bald, having a beard, and having tattoos. Soyboy numale etc etc.
>There's a few people who really don't care, or just think he's okay.
ftfy

>>11078840
>Windows Vista
>Opera (i.e. spyware now owned by the Chink government)
>Chink bookmarks
>/vg/

How cancerous can one screenshot get?

>>11077671
Would cuddle, his forearms tend to look smaller on camera too.

>>11077930
>Cork top for kraken
Is this a US thing?

>>11078852
Windows Vista is redpilled as fuck

>>11077671
so are you people obsessed with him ironically or unironically

>>11078928
I like his cooking vids, I REALLY like him even more now after seeing this pic

fuck, we pissed him off bros

>>11077671
OP is a literal faggot

>>11077700
He was an otter just yesterday. That's a superhumanly fast transformation. Impressive

>>11078947
He's always had pretty muscly arms

>>11077982
All these, there seems to be a few people with a real issue with him around but his videos are actually pretty good, and I've got a few good tips from watching him. Video lengths tend to be a blessing and a curse, short enough that its almost impossible to get bored, but not long enough to be properly instructional
>>11077983
This one only after I saw the OP though.
>>11078016
>>11078805

>>11078870
No, I'm UK, it's screw, I just happened to have a cork lid that fit it, so I did that for the banter.

>>11079027
Ah cool, it looks more impressive anyway

>>11077671
>no one's caught that that's not Babish

A fine ruse, OP

>>11079116
Oh shit, lmfao, I admit I was rused, pretty good, stick a guys head hair on his face instead and they all look the fucking same I guess.

this thread reminds me of the episode of curb your enthusiasm where the witness can't distinguish larry david from another bald guy in a line up

>>11078805
I don't get how being bald and having facial hair are "soyboy" traits when they're masculine and a direct result of testosterone.

>>11079207
>premature balding indicates high testosterone
stop with this meme

>>11077671
nice gyno bro

>>11079215
the hell? he's just got suckable pointy nips. that's it

>>11079134
doges are so fucking stupid

>>11078016
>binging with reddit
>not annoying or gimmicky

he's both

>>11079116
>bald
>beard
>has tattoos
Nope, thats definitely babbish

>>11079215
You don't know what gyno looks like.

>>11079213
I never said that you fucking retard, I'm saying testosterone makes people grow facial hair and body hair and make patterned baldness is inherently masculine. How is that "soyboy" shit.

>>11079382
>patterned baldness is masculine

Stop

>>11079292
Wrong tats.

>>11079382
because he is literally pic related from the neck up. nice bod though

>>11079456
>2018
>having hair on the top of your head
sub 200kg twink detected

>>11077671
Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>11079456
>male patterned baldness is masculine
Yes, yes it is.

>>11077982
people really enjoy making threads about him, then a bunch of retards come in and say the same thing over and over again about how he really isn't that bad and it's /ck/ being jealous. it's kinda funny seeing how hard they shill (in an almost literal sense)