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ITT we post numale/bugman food and drink. I'll start.

>> No.11076187

Post yourself OP. Let's see how non-bugman you are.
>>/pol/

>> No.11076218

>>11076187
Why defend the soiboys who drink this kind of stuff?

>> No.11076222
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>>11076184
imagine needing these

>> No.11076228
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>>11076187

lol. Instantly triggered.

>> No.11076230

>>11076218
Nobody cares about /pol/ lookism on this board except fat, retarded /pol/lards who need to virtue signal every post

>> No.11076233

>>11076228
>everything I don't like is feminism
Your mom never loved you and it's obvious you take it out by virtue signaling your personal boogeyman

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>>11076230
t.tofumerchant

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>>11076233

lol cry more.

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>>11076236
These are the people who you look up to and take advice from
Sort your life out

>> No.11076242

redpill me on the bugman meme, spoon feed me

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>>11076238
>umad
Furthering the evidence that /pol/ defenders are the youngest demographic on this website

>> No.11076246

>>11076239
no one looks up to these people. Kek shit died as soon as it was born.

>> No.11076250

>>11076239
Go clean your room, fedora tipper

>> No.11076253

>>11076247
Dude you are an idiot, I'm not even the guy you are replying to but it's time to stop posting and reflect on your life if you get this upset over some silly 4chan posts.

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>>11076250

>> No.11076262

>>11076255
>>11076247
>>11076239
>complains about someone bringing /pol and politics into the board
>is the only one who has even said anything about politics and is spamming political images


wow you are stupid, go away and stop shitting up the board.

>> No.11076264

>>11076242
s*ymen are unashamedly childish and immature for their age, revel in it even. Bugmen are manchildren who make themselves appear to be what they consider as more mature or more intelligent.

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>>11076253
>u mad
Nice try /pol/

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>>11076230

>lookism

Oh Lord, is there anything you spineless vermin *won't* slap a made-up label on and then cry about?

>> No.11076358

>>11076230
> /pol/
> virtue signal

You keep using this phrase, but we do not think it means what you think it means.

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>>11076184
What about that DAIRY FREE COLD BREW my dudes, it's like, so radical my dudes I click my mandibles in anticipation EVERY TIME

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>>11076184
that shit gets my office bughive excited as fuck you wouldn't believe it

>> No.11076383

>>11076376
Kek it is truly soyisch

>> No.11076393

>>11076376
This isn’t terrible it’s just not as good as a regular cold brew. I’m saying if someone offered this to me I’d drink it.

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>>11076184
the spent 30 something roasties i have to work with would KILL A BABY for this

just kidding, they killed a few babies for free already

>> No.11076400

>>11076184

I'm summarize what will be the entirety of this thread

>[THING] YOU LIKE
>NUH UH [THING] YOU LIKE
>SEETHING
>YOU SEETHING
>[pictures of liberals looking bad]
>[pictures of conservatives looking bad]

Thanks for ruining another board /pol/

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>>11076400
everything I don't like is /pol/

what a sad life you must lead

>> No.11076409

>>11076400
SEETHING

>> No.11076411
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>>11076184
WHATS UP MY DUDES I'M SAVING THE EARTH AND SHIT

>> No.11076417

>drinking ipa in my mancave while watching Rick and Morty so my wife's bull can come over for reparations night!

>> No.11076429

>>11076218
I'm just sick of you fags trying to force a new unfunny word every other month. Pick an insult and stick with it already Jesus Christ.

>> No.11076431

>>11076417
Everyone drinks IPAs dude

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>>11076184
If only they had had proper nutrition and weren't starved from being vegan they would have been able to cycle away from ISIS

>> No.11076435

>>11076429
Okay, faggot.

>> No.11076469

>>11076404
Your point kinda falls apart when the OP is using buzzwords that came straight from there.

>> No.11076485

>>11076431
Down at "Club Mensider" maybe you projecting cock sucking limp wristed pillow biting fucking faggot

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>>11076239
>he thinks I associate with Redditfags
and irredeemable /pol/tards

Lol project more faggot

>> No.11076503

>>11076222
Honestly it's more of a sign of making shitty pulled pork than being weak.

>> No.11076505

>>11076433
Do soygoys really look this?

>> No.11076511

>>11076505
I dunno anon. He looks happy with his place in life honestly.

Are you?

>> No.11076527

beer coffee and ice cream.

you're a bunch of desperate faggots.

>> No.11076534

>>11076433
I heard about these goofs. Didn't something like this happen a year or two ago as well? It was some lone woman trying to prove that muzzums were nice or whatever by backpacking or biking through the mid east and she wound up raped and murdered.

its sad but honestly how do you get this sure of your delusions?

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>people still think /ck/ isnt the worst board

>> No.11076582

>>11076429
No, the thread accurately described you, a human who enjoys nitro cold brews right from the pump and you lost your shit because you're a bug in denial

>> No.11076594

>>11076547
its fucking sad to see how far this board has fallen it use to be so comfy years ago

all the other smaller hobby boards are not this shit I swear even /v/ is better

>> No.11076602

>>11076264
Go back to your containment board

>> No.11076608
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>>11076511
he got his head cut off by ISIS because he believed "evil is a social construct" you absolute flaming retard

>> No.11076617

>>11076608
Evil is a social construct. Those ISIS guys thought he was evil so they deconstructed his neck.

>> No.11076623
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>>11076534
sad lonely people that watch CNN all day and read buzzfeed without anyone around to give them a reality check. They start believing the world portrayed by fake news is real. Thusly they cycle through ISIS territory and get their heads cut off, a proper fate if you ask me.

>> No.11076627

>>11076184
Fuck off back to /pol/eddit, brainlet.

>> No.11076634

>>11076627
>>11076602
>>11076594
>>11076511
>>11076469
>>11076429

Samefag

>> No.11076639

>>11076634
>surely there couldn't be more than one person on earth who thinks i'm a fucking retard

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>>11076184
DID YOU SAY UNSWEETENED SOY LATTE?

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>>11076184
F R E E T O F U ? ?

>> No.11076667

Wtf is bugmen and why is there a new buzzword like this every week?

>> No.11076674
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>>11076184
hey fellow eco warriors you need to listen to this while you dig into your soy shake it's the bomb yo

>> No.11076678

>>11076485
Calm down Bubba. No need to get your sister/mother's panties in a twist.

>> No.11076768

>>11076667
Bugman and soiboy have been around for 8 months at the very least.

>> No.11076815

>>11076582
I've only tried nitro cold brew once and it was on accident because I picked up the wrong can of coffee.

>> No.11076820

>>11076511
>He looks happy with his place in life honestly
He’s dead. Nigga, u dumb.

>> No.11076963

>>11076674
Kek

>> No.11077457

>>11076602
Salty af

>> No.11077761

>>11076511
Biggest bugmen give away of all time is passive aggressiveness.

>> No.11077889

Test

>> No.11077899

>>11076511
There's literally nothing more soy than being "happy."

>> No.11077909

kombucha, but that seems to be more of a bugwoman thing.

>> No.11077928

What's a bugman? Is that the new catchall term for everyone I don't like?

>> No.11077932

>>11077928
If you see a word on here you're not familiar with it's fairly safe to assume it means "person or thing I don't like"

>> No.11077935

>>11077899
based and blackpilled

>> No.11077943

>>11076184
All microbrews and nonwhite cuisines are numale. inb4 triggered replies that only prove me right.

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>>11077899

>> No.11077962

>>11077899
This but completely unironically. If a man is happy it's because they're ignoring current problems like a woman. Strong men are never happy, that's what drives them to keep improving their society until the day they die. Weak men are happy and therefore unambitious, they let the work of their strong ancestors fall to pieces.

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>>11077943
I kinda like Mexican food though.

>> No.11077970

>>11077953
crows are based

>> No.11077974

>>11077962
What if working to make your world a better place is what makes you happy?

>> No.11077979

>>11077974
Probably means you’re a power bottom

>> No.11078012

>>11076222
They look cool tho

>> No.11078018 [DELETED] 

>>11076394
Pianoman looked those

>> No.11078042

>>11077943
Mexican food is high test as fuck, m8

>> No.11078048

>>11076394
Pianoman's favorites

>> No.11078255

>>11076228
I too, am affected by c4mate change.

>> No.11078369

>>11077953
Cringe and bluepilled

>> No.11078392

>>11076184
There is a certain maturation of character that is expected before one makes the transition from /pol/ to /ck/
In my estimation, you have not made that advancement yet my son.
Go back to >>>/pol/ and think about what you've done.

>> No.11078402

>>11078392
I've never been to pol in my life. Numale and bugman are common terms where I live

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>>11076264
Lol, pol-tard doesn't even know the soy meme doesn't apply here.
Know your plaice and go back to it.

>> No.11078412

>>11076222
I kind of want these, but I'd never pay money for them. Also they better be metal.

>> No.11078482

>>11078411
Ck invented the soy meme

>> No.11078520

>>11078482
notice how it says soy and not onions?
pol-tard was writing s*y.
>you missed the point.
>he's not someone who visits ck, hes some fag who decided to come here and try to stir up a shit storm because he's an ugly-on-the-inside kind of person.

>> No.11078593

>>11078520
They do that on v and fit tho, why does he have to be from pol? Boogeyman much?

>> No.11078598

>>11078593
He's clearly from pol, not even gonna debate that.
The point was, he's not from ck.
>Keep intentionally misunderstanding autist.

>> No.11078628

>>11076222
>jackmakespulledpork.webm

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Jesus Christ this whole fucking thread

>> No.11078919

>>11078369
Reddit and brownpilled

>> No.11079410

>>11076230
I care, you silly cunt

>> No.11079823

>>11078042
This

>> No.11079905

>>11076230
>>11076400
Settle down, faggot. /ck/ has always been a NatSoc board.

>> No.11079911

>>11078919
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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>all the triggered bugmen ITT

>> No.11080165

>>11079410
Imagine being this beta

>> No.11080198

>>11079905
>socialist
>food
>pick 1
we like to eat here. it's a capitalist board.

>> No.11080339
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>>11080198
Whatever nigger, the Third Reich did not have starvation issues. What, then, is the difference between National Socialism and the International Socialism of the Soviet Union? The German Reich was a nation of Germans ruled by fellow Germans, and through that affinity the rulers cared for their subjects. The Soviet Union's population may have been mostly Russian, but who ran their government? Could that have something to do with why the Soviets allowed millions to starve?

>> No.11080361

>>11079905
uh, honey, you mean nazbol

>> No.11080533

this is the worst thread I’ve seen in months, why is this garbage allowed when we can’t even discuss beverages that aren’t lagavulin or IPA without a mod deleting it as “off topic”

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>>11080361
duginists will never ever accomplish anything

>> No.11080585 [DELETED] 

>>11080339
they had food shortages so bad that they literally enacted a mandatory weekly "community soup day" under the guise of "bringing together the community". your ridiculous perception of the apparent utopia that was nazi germany is the product of inbred american white-nationalists who are still getting tricked by lying propaganda from an empire that died almost a century ago. pathetic, and sad.

>> No.11080592

>>11080585
And when was that? During the last days of a failed total war? The economy was booming while they were still at peace.

>> No.11080619

>>11080592
it started in 1933 you half-brained /pol/faggot. they literally replaced the tradition of sunday feasts with a single pot of stew for an entire day. this is just one of an endless amount of daily miseries that citizens enduring during the third reich. life in nazi germany sucked shit, life for the people has to before they are willing to march to their death in frigid trenches. nobody except the dregs of society (i.e. you) actually buys into the "MUH GLORIOUS EMPIRE" bullshit

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/one-pot-meals-nazi-germany-eintopf

>> No.11080694

>>11080619
Hey retard, 1933 was the last year of the Weimar Republic, which was catastrophically mismanaged with the infamous hyperinflation-inducing money printing policy, among other things. You either have no idea what you're talking about or you're being intentionally deceptive if you're seriously positing that Adolf Hitler could have been expected to bring a country from total economic collapse to prosperity within a few months. It takes time for policies to take effect, and when they did the country was a success.

>> No.11080979

>>11076264
No. They're the same fucking thing. poltards just don't want to admit that soyboy is a term that was literally started on R*ddit and the fact that it took off way more than bugman shows just how irrelevant /pol/ is so they sometimes like to try and push bugmen again.

>> No.11081086

>>11080619
Yes, reddit, hitler was a dick, but your "hitler and the nazis were silly poo poo heads xD" rendition of history is inaccurate, germany was already in the midst of the great depression and the sentiment was "we need a bismarck to fix things". It wasn't the dregs of society, it was normies like you.

>> No.11081222

Holly shit, the thread for diverted in interesting ways

>> No.11081478

>>11080979
Soyboy was originally from /tv/ and I think bugmen originated from /mu/ as it's a theme in some metal music referring to people who constantly consume.

>> No.11081525

>>11081478
hey retard, 'small-souled bugman' comes from another website entirely (MPC). definitely not /mu/

>> No.11081540

>>11081478
that said, this is indisputably the best bugman-themed song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF9NNdYHYsU

>> No.11082034

>>11081222
The bugs are coming out of the woodwork

>> No.11082043

>>11076469
Bugman existed forever before /pol/ ran it into the ground, retard

>> No.11082048

>>11078598
>What does this have to do with /pol/?
>EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS POL AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!
Take schizophrenia medication

>> No.11082113

>>11082034
The Bugman is immunized against all dangers:
One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a bugman and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'

>> No.11082189

jesus fucking christ this thread is still up /ck/ really does not have a single hotpocket does it

>> No.11082190

>>11082113
Kek

>> No.11082195

>>11082189
Its food and drink related sweetie

>> No.11082204

>>11082048
how ironic

>> No.11082480

>>11077953
Look at this picture. The "Le Smart" bird is a tiny fat pidgeon. Literally a rat with wings known for spreading disease. The crow shouting it down is a giant and they are known for stripping decaying carcasses and basically halting the spread of disease.

>le social commentary

>> No.11082487

>>11076230
This. /pol/tards are unironically just as sensitive as SJWs these days and get triggered by literally anything

>> No.11082488

>>11076222

I thought pretending to be wolverine was supposed to be a perk of working at a barbecue joint.

>> No.11082493

>>11082487
But you are triggered af by this thread

>> No.11082500

>>11076376

I like prebottled cold-brew when I'm in a rush in the morning. It goes down like water and doesn't give you alkaline sweats like chugging cheap hot coffee does.

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>>11076184
Any and all fast food is for subhumans.

>> No.11082516

>>11076431

I like IPA's occasionally, but I don't understand the bugman culture that's sprouted up around them. They all taste more or less like nothing but hops and a hint of ale. Maybe I just don't have much of a palate, but I'm convinced anyone who claims to discern any other flavor is lying.

>> No.11082524

>>11082516
Most /pol/tards who perpetuate the bugman meme are unironically limp wristed fatties who can't drink anything other than soda. Either that or they're poorfags who get triggered when people drink beer that isn't the macro swill their overweight boomer dad drinks

>> No.11082537

>>11077967

Did the chef pick someone up in front of the Home Depot to help build that?

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>>11076184
Bugman, you say?

>> No.11082559

>>11080585

Oh look, /leftypol/ getting triggered while browsing for what recipes can help stimulate his HRT tits.

>> No.11082560

>>11076381
This. The only men I see drinking these have low test written all over them

>> No.11082564

>>11082537
Just some rope.

>> No.11082574

>>11076498
based zizek poster

>> No.11082575

>>11082189

Deleting threads is pure soy. The mods don't want to get caught.

>> No.11082581

>>11082574

Schniff

>> No.11082591

>>11076262
>lol u can't prove it cuz anonymous board

There's a fairly obvious distinction between /pol/-tier shitposting and regular shitposting. I think the fact that so many people get defensive when /pol/-tier shitposting gets called out is evidence enough. The posting patterns are all there, all it takes now is admitting that you are a problem.

>> No.11082594

>>11076184

What is this? Is this like nitrogen poured beer except with coffee? That sounds breddy gud.

>> No.11082605

>>11082594
yeah thats exactly what it is

>> No.11082745

>>11082594
It's new so it's soy

>> No.11082816

>>11076184
>bugman
Christ, the alt-right is so desperate it hurts an empathetic secular humanist progressive to even see how far they've sank..

>> No.11082841

>>11082816
Bugman isn't an alt right thing, Its a common term newfag

>> No.11082881

>>11077909
I brew my own kombucha. Delet this

>> No.11082989

>>11082543
Cringe and soypilled

>> No.11083026

>>11076230
>lookism
Oof....yikes

>> No.11083045

>>11077953
Crows are more intelligent that pigeons and most other birds for that matter

>> No.11083047

>>11082881
Just realised you are a bugman have you?

>> No.11083051

The word bugmen cuts a bugman to the bone because it accurately describes them in ways that meme-y shit like soiboi never could have done.

There's really no better way to describe a subjugated, narcissistic yet depressive, completely braindead consumerist drone than "bugman". The neuroticism and suicidal behavior is the cherry on top.

>> No.11083053

>>11082591
Simpler solution is you take your medicine and the voices on your head stop talking

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>>11078628
as you wish

>> No.11083069

>>11078255
Get well soon,anon!

>> No.11083099

>>11080694
Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.11083511

>>11076184
>itt: contrarians competing to be the biggest contrarians
if you drive your consumerism based on societal labels, then you're just another tool

>> No.11083719

>>11076230
>virtue signal
we need accounts for it to be virtue signalling retard

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>>11083057
That pulled pork is an embarrassment. The pulled pork right around the middle of this webm, pulled pork done fucking RIGHT, should only need the tender kneading of gloved hands.

>> No.11083731

Just delete /ck/ already, moot

>> No.11083822

>>11083731
lol moot has been gone for 4 years fag we got gook moot now

>> No.11083847

>>11083719
Not when you get asspats from fellow /pol/dditors. Praise can come in a variety of ways and you don't need a name to rake it in.

>> No.11084378

>>11083731
Triggered bugman

>> No.11084608

What the fuck is a bugman? New /pol/ buzzword?

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>>11081086
>reddit
>"hitler and the nazis were silly poo poo heads xD"
>rendition of history is inaccurate *citation needed*
>normies

ah, so no argument then. just another run-of-the-mill suburban teenager ironic-but-not-really natsoc edgelord.

>> No.11084622

This a one great thread.

>> No.11084630

What the fuck is a bugman

>> No.11084634

the fuck is a numale; I love some girly dick but you all need to stop labeling shit every other day.

>> No.11084655

>>11084634
Girlcock and numale dick are really different

>> No.11084731

>>11083847
again you don't seem to understand the concept retard

>> No.11084738
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>>11076187
Triggered by the first reply kek. Nice job OP.

>> No.11084745

>>11076547
This, and watching the meltdown has been fucking amazing.

>> No.11084773
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>>11076242
>>11076667
>>11077928
>>11084608
>>11084630

>He is a zombified consumer, an emasculated wage slave, a vessel emptied of meaning and refilled with plastic, pixels and silicone.

>He is what a sterile corporate wasteland spews out. Millions of him, almost exact replicas who are relentlessly told they are unique by clever marketers, and who believe it. He is a personality defined by brands, a blue-checkmarked Twitter user. Bugmen are what we get when a culture is infantilized, watered down and stripped of the very intellectual, philosophical and honourable fibre that once made it great. Totally dependent on the compromised support of his nanny state and high-tech devices, the bugman has been reduced to the status of a domestic animal. A 200-pound child.

>And like a child, the bugman’s shallowness keeps him malleable to the fleeting whims and fads of a degenerate, smartphone-addicted, dopamine-hooked society. He bases his identity on passing trends that to him appear profound, priding himself on being a ‘step ahead’ of his peers—an ‘early adopter’—not realizing it’s the marketer who’s always a step ahead of him. He is the millennial test subject, the lab rat brand loyalty experts are paid $20,000 an hour to pigeonhole. First in line for the Apple Watch, the iPhone X, and the Amazon Alexa, he actively supports the unchecked rise of AI and notions of planetary relocation.

https://hackernoon.com/on-the-infestation-of-small-souled-bugmen-6561ae922e07

article was january 25th and it has existed for at least 5 months before that. All the bugmen ITT upset they havent kept up with memes, and now one accurately describes them and it cuts them deep.

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>>11084773
an intellectual may begin to wonder how the author of this "article" and the denizens of /pol/ have such a clear and intimate understanding with what it is like to be a bugman

>> No.11084807

>>11084803
because we are surrounded by them. Bugman didnt start on /pol/ you fool, you're just upset you haven't been keeping up with the memes

>> No.11084813

>>11084807
>everyone around me is a bugman
>not me though
>i am the only one who is truly awake
>sheep, all of them sheep
some introspection might be good for you once in a while

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>>11084773
>it's literal /pol/ shit

>> No.11084822

>>11084807
>it's literally the "wake up sheeple" meme all over again
You are not as original or as clever as you think.

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>>11084773
>notions of planetary relocation
wow that is really oddly specific, wtf is this guy going on about? like i get the whole "manchildren obsessed with the AI meme" but this one came out of left field

>> No.11084848

>>11084807
>keeping up with the memes
Yeah forgive me for living my life.

>> No.11084851

>>11084807
>shares article from social media
>berates others for "not keeping up with the memes"
look in the mirror, bug-boy.

>> No.11084852

>>11084813
>>11084822

Why do you have to samefag and strawman? both are tools in the arsenal of the intellectualy bereft bugman. Admit it, this thread has triggered the shit out of you, and you are scared that others in mainstream society recognise your hive pattern, and can identify you as a small souled bugman.

>>11084815

>hahaha its just /pol/ r...r..right guys?

Keep thinking that bug, avoid the issue and tell yourself whatever you need to keep yourself ina childlike state of false content

>> No.11084860

>>11084773
So bugman is just a synonym for "hipster?" Why don't you just say hipster, faggot?

>> No.11084865

>>11084851
>everything on the internet I dont like is social media

keep the mental gymnastics up mr.bug, the reality of discovering you are a bugman has no doubt shaken you, and you seek solace in the distorted thoughts that justify your buggish existence

>> No.11084868

>>11084852
>oh look, all these SAMEFAGS are just TRIGGERED by how RIGHT i am!
yeah that's right, the more you are called out for being retarded the more enlightened and awake you are. i re-iterate: the bugman is a projection of /pol/ (and people like them)'s personal insecurities.

>> No.11084874

>>11084865
>double-
>no, trip-,
>no, QUADRUPLING DOWN on the bugman meme
you live in the cave, friend

>> No.11084875

>>11084860
a hipster is quite simply trend obssessed and vain. A bugman goes multiple steps further into reducing the size of his soul for social approval.

>> No.11084882

>>11084874
I doubt you've even read any of plato's works cover to cover mr.bug.

>> No.11084886

>>11084875
I don't know, Anon. They basically seem one and the same to me. Both are complete slaves to marketers and believe they're "setting a new trend" along with millions of other hipsters buying the same hip, new products, listening to the same music, wearing the same clothes, etc

I guess you could say that all bugmen are hipsters but not all hipsters may necessarily be bugmen.

>> No.11084891

>>11084886
>I guess you could say that all bugmen are hipsters but not all hipsters may necessarily be bugmen

I agree with that

>> No.11084896

>>11076433
>the thing i agree with is true because I saw it shared on American Patriot Total Eagle True Cuck Libtard MAGA Stories on Facebook.

>> No.11084908

>>11084868
It's obvious you're samefagging because you always fall back to the same arguments. The sad thing is you've been at it since yesterday LMAO
Go eat your tofu scramble and take a fat pozzed load up your little boyhole, you fucking ponce

>> No.11084911

>>11084886
You got your normie hipsters, then you have real hipsters who set the trend for all the normie hipsters to follow, the guys who actually dont give a shit if they get ridiculed by their fellow hipsters

In any case they are both obnoxious

>> No.11084916

>>11084847
its in reference to the tech and science obsessed bugs that worship Elon Musk and Neil Degrasse Tyson like its a religion. They think they are smart because they accept the readers digest style intellectual memery these people propagate.

Further, the interplanetary colonization thing is a sci-fi meme they have brought into, because they can spout it off to others and feel smart about it, thus taking the attention off the facts of the matter, such as people rarely going into space anymore, or space programs being budget cut globally, stuff they dont want to think about because it ruins the star trek dreams they replaced their souls with.

>> No.11084922

>>11084908
fucking this. Its sad.

>> No.11084941

>>11076184
so I think I know what numale and soyboy means, but what's bugman? Is it a new term for the same thing or is it something different?

>> No.11084948

>>11084941
It's the same shit, read the thread idiot

>> No.11084954

>>11084941
See>>11084773

>> No.11084978

ITT: butthurt bugmen

>> No.11085049

>>11082881
Kombucha is bug tier

>> No.11085107

>>11085049
I'm inclined to disagree, the cult of personality around it is bug but kombucha itself is actually practical (hence not bug)
I just view it as a probiotics delivery device. I make my own yogurt for the same reason

>> No.11085243

>>11083730
my best pulled pork is like that.
>Put pork in croc pot
>pour root beer in croc pop until pork covered
>cook overnight or 6-10 hours
>use a colander to drain all the root beer
>put the pork back into croc pot
>shred pork with 2 forks (never tried it by hand)
>add sweet baby rays until you're happy

There you have it, the best pulled pork

>> No.11085296

>>11076381
I stole one from an office once.

>tasted exactly like beaver anus gland secretions

God wanted to punish sinners like me. :^)

>> No.11085333

>>11076582
The fuvk is wrong with nitro cold brew? It's just canned coffee.

>> No.11085348

>>11083045
My scarlet macaw is probably smarter than you

>> No.11085359

>>11078598
Based schizo

>> No.11085376

>>11082591
>I-I CAN TELL WHEN THE POLTARDS ARE ATTACKING ME
Schizo poster back at it again

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>>11076218
i drink boxed wine (specifically the shitty stuff) to remind me why good wine tastes good, i dont see how enjoying shitty beer is inherently bad.

just means you fucking suck and dont know whats good.

>> No.11085397

>>11085384
oh shit i didnt realise this was more neurotic shit, i legit thought it was about a boxed beer, god why cant you people stop talking about soy boys for like fucking five seconds autistic fucks

>> No.11085414

>>11085376
>hurr big boards never shit up smaller boards *holds up spork*

>> No.11085422

>>11085397
Because this board is now a branch of nu/pol/ where whining about people they dont like is more important than the actual topic of the board.

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>>11076340
>he doesn't know about the narcissism olympics called lookism

>> No.11085686

>>11083057
not even close to cooked. Lucky they didn't get parasites.

>> No.11085793

>>11076230
That’s not what Lookism is you moron. Stop stealing words and giving them wrong definitions. That word belongs to /fit/ and Lookism.

>> No.11086089

>>11085422
Why are you still samefagging this thread?

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>>11085333
I think he means the fags that get it on tap and pretend it's like a beer

>> No.11086811

>>11082560
This

>> No.11086989

>>11076381
Those are so nasty! And a definite sign of a low test man

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This motherfucker right here.

Avocados in the US are just bourgeois status signaling.

>"I eat this wad of green tasteless snot because I want people to know I'm not poor." :)

It's roughly the same reason in Asia it is practically a social obligation to order and consume shark fin soup amongst friends at some point. It actually tastes fucking nasty but you gotta do it just to show that you aren't a pleb that can't afford shark fin soup.

>> No.11087018

>>11087003
Avocados cost 50 cents from any non-yuppie market you retarded boomer

>> No.11087126

>>11077953
I love how the artist is obviously ignorant about crows' higher-order-tier cognition. Literally couldn't choose a worse "I have wrong opinions and am silly" strawbird considering pigeons are brainlets even by bird standards.

>> No.11087128

>>11087018
Hello there bugman

>> No.11087142
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>>11087128
>Hello there bugman

>> No.11087155

>>11087126
Wow, /pol/ is so butt-hurt over this graphic.

>> No.11087164

>>11087155
Not as butthurt as you are over this thread, soygoy.

>> No.11087175

>>11087164
>no you!
Soyboy

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>>11087164

>> No.11087210

>>11087175
Gottem. How will that Nazi ever recover?

>> No.11087233

>>11078754
Who designs a feminine robot to smile like Nicolas Cage?

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>>11082487

>> No.11087238

>>11085243
>all that fucking sugar

Holy shit, kill yourself.

>> No.11087368

>>11084875
I like this guy

>> No.11087598

>>11087176
>>11084815
>>11084616
>>11078520

Samefag