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i have food poisoning lads
how do you guys usually deal with it?

>> No.11076966

>>11076961
Stay hydrated and wait it out.

>> No.11076973

Use flushable wipes to prevent rashes forming from the constant bathroom trips, drink water or ginger tea and only eat if you feel hungry.

>> No.11076974

>>11076961
sauerkraut

>> No.11076975

>>11076961
Mix a tablespoon of baking soda in a gallon of your drinking water, that way when you vomit, it has neutralized the acid in your stomach.

>> No.11076982

I chew on charcoal briquettes.

>> No.11076989

if you have a showerhead you can use to wash your ass instead of wiping it'll help a lot

>> No.11076993

>>11076961
if you're shitting a lot, metamucil
if you're puking a lot, the hospital

>> No.11076995

I always stay near the bathroom and drink lots of ginger tea or you can also drink water if you don't like the taset but also stay away from gatorad as the hi amount of shuger will fuck you up

>> No.11077013

>>11076961
Shit your pants

>> No.11077060

You should be good if you can upchuck everything and shit the rest.

Then drink water and stay in bed.

>> No.11077068

>>11076975
>it has neutralized the acid in your stomach
Why would he want to do that? Acid is breaking everything down.

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>>11076993
Fuckoff pirate medfag, everyone always pukes their stomach empty even with mild food poisoning. When you continually shit until it looks like water and vomit everything even water after 3 days you should probably suck it up and see a medfag pirate if you can stomach funding their vail condo or yacht, I guess.

>> No.11077110

>>11076961
>deal with it?

i don't. i'm a gigantic pussy when it comes to nausea.

that's one of the pains i can't tolerate.

i'd rather have a burn, toothache, pulled muscle, or ankle sprain. i can handle that.

but stomach cramps and dizziness? i become suicidal. non-existence sounds like sweet, sweet relief.

>> No.11077135

>>11076961
Lay down, try to eat some saltines, poop a lot

>> No.11078475

hate it when this happens
just hold on buddy, it will go away with rest and rehydration

>> No.11078495

>>11076961
Nursefag with recently dx'd pneumatosis and gastric ulcer here. Liquid fast x 2 weeks with compazine and Zofran IV. I've lost 24 lbs in two weeks at last count..

>> No.11078540

>>11076966
this

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>>11076961
I drink a bunch of water, shit it out 2-4 times, and get on with my day, cuz I have cast iron guts.
>Sensitive eaters will fall with the peanut-allergy weaklings.
>Death to the infidels.
>Immune System of a Sewer-Rat Master-race.

>> No.11078732

water, tea (especially ginger), broth soups

>> No.11079720

>>11076974
Evil

>> No.11079838

fermented cabbage.