/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11071489
bet it tastes good.

>>11071489
E's Neva 'ad a chip butty

>um sorry but my current diet doesn't let me eat carbs!

>>11071489
if that's a problem you can always just eat less of the chip butty and have some protein on the side

Murricans eat fries to their sandwiches all the time too.

>>11071489
Why do Americans find some trashy dish that onlyworking-class kids eat and pretend it's representative of English cuisine? Are they doing it as bait or are they actually dumb enough to believe that we eat this?

It'd be like me finding a photo of a snicker's salad or a savoury jelly salad and saying it's what Americans eat.

>>11071749
by all the time do you mean 99.9% don't?

>>11071744
I don't understand why people don't realize this. Mixing carbs doesn't mean you have to have a full portion of each. Having smaller portions of different carb sources can provide better nutrition on top of tasting better too by giving more flavors and textures.

>>11071753
its bait mate.

just like when people post a disgusting pile of food picture and go "do Americans really eat this?" its back2school level bait.

wait til they find out about crisp sandwiches

>carbs inside of more carbs
I don't understand why this freaks people out so much. Bread and butter is good, potato and butter is good, what's wrong with combining them? You have no problem with other potato / flour combinations like gnocchi or potato rolls.

>>11071776
Having smaller portions of multiple things is something that most people never consider I guess.

>>11071785
But I love hamburgers.

>>11071771
When me and my buds go crush sandos, we put all dressed up chips on em.

lasagne sandwich

>>11071816
I'd eat that.

OH NO! NOT CARBOHYDRATES! WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!?!?!?

>>11071816
Hell, I eat lasagne with a side of rice.

>>11071489
Cellar temperature beer; if you chill a lot of English beer, it loses the flavour. That said, there are some beers which can be mulled and drunk hot that are nice.

Pasta and fries pizza sounds good right now.

>>11071856
>there are some beers which can be mulled and drunk hot
I can't believe I've never thought of this, I've been looking for a hot drink for winter that's a change from hot toddies.

>>11071489
French fry sandwich is a Mississippi thing too, at least in Biloxi. I’d eat it all the time as a kid, no ketchup tho

No one actually drinks warm beer you Muppet. I don't even hold to that 'loses its taste if it gets too cold' shit. I am English and I like ice cold beers and ciders and I'd fucking punch a twat who served me warm beer.

And you've never had a chip butty so you'll never know how good they can be.

HAHAHA let's laugh at the yanktard because he's never had a chip butty the fat cunt.

>>11071981
Stay mad britbong. At least your cuisine will be improved by all the refugees coming in.

>>11071489
>implying biscuits and gravy isn’t a travesty

Have you looked at English people? They're the lowest rung on the evolutionary chain and you're wondering why they can't comprehend food?

>>11072120
Nigger please, curry is the boiiiiiiiiiii

>>11071753
The same reason brits post "do americans really" at every opportunity.
It's easy (you)s

>>11071816
Would be good heated up.

>>11071776
>bread and butter
>potato and butter
this is "a carb" dressed with a fat

>>11071722
Carb heavy diets and beer help your body produce more estrogen. Söyjection artist.

MEAT AND POTATO PIE IN A BARM CAKE

>>11071753
don't act like it's only one dish you red-faced island monkey. Your whole """"""""""""cuisine"""""""""""" is inedible slop to the rest of the world!

>>11071776
that video is kinda weird, and kinda gay.

>>11071489
This is fat boy food, not English, no one in England drinks beer hot.

>>11071856
All beer loses flavor when it's chilled. That's part of the reason we do it. So we don't have to taste it. And also because it's more refreshing in hot weather.

>>11072468
>That's part of the reason we do it.
The main part being that you're uncultured swine, that even manage to ruin something as simple as beer lol

>>11071753
>Implying It's a American behind the bait
Statistically it's the pernicious Leaf.

Anons do that with butterburgers and all kinds of regional high cal dishes and apply it to all Americans all the time on here.

>>11071489
>Why is english food so shit?
It's because they're all retarded. Every each and single one of them

>>11072467
>>11072482

Holy shit, is this for real? What in the shit

>>11072456
Snouts? No mate, you want some ears. Proper food.

>>11072425
If done properly, this should turn into booze

>>11072349
Nice pseudoscience you retarded polnigger soy boy

>>11071489
>Let's go out for British food!
said no one EVER

>>11073272
>He doesn't go out for pie and mash

>>11072456
Looks a hell of a lot better than this.

>>11073302
That looks like a horse dick.

>>11072321
Wait til you see butter pie!

>>11073272
It's called a pub lunch. Pies, stews, roasts, soups, steaks, puddings...

They are fucking great and (depending where you live) have great views and character filled interiors.

>>11071489
>thick pint of hot beer
The absolute state of eurofaggots

My favorite thing from England has to be punk music. The English did that pretty well.

>>11071489
>carbs are bad
t. sits on his ass all day

>>11071489
That doesn’t have SHIT on a French fry po boy

>>11074089
I pull mana from the ether. Carbs are pedestrian matters.

>>11072834
Yeah, that's from Kays Good Cooking on Youtube. She shows how average people in England cook.
Jack is a Michelin star chef compared to her lol

>>11074089
I metabolize my own hatred of the Canadian "people", carbs are pedestrian matters.

>>11073302
Just imagine ordering this at a bar and some kid walks past and says "that sandwich smells pretty good"

>>11074888
fuck off back to plebbit

>>11074962
Says the YouTube 'fan'
Fuck off back to Facebook, normie.

>>11073272
>Chip buttys are anything but a homemade snack/late night drunk food

>>11074967
lol Nigel, settle down

>>11074967
>Normie
Fuck off normalfag

>>11071489
I could argue but I'll settle for kicking your face off your skull should we ever meet.

>>11074989
Hey kids it's the triggered shart show!
What zany shitposts will be next???
Stay tuned for more insecurity and crazy laughs!

>>11071816
How fucking dare they put the word "Italian" on that monstrosity.

I wish I had saved a collection of images of American food atrocities to counter with but I'm just not obsessed enough

>>11075024

>>11075024
just search for "midwest salad". Wa la!

>>11073722

I don't understand how it's not a thing outside Lancashire, love me a butter pie.

You know what was weird? For years I thought Chip Butties were just a fictional food from Earthworm JIm. I mean come on, a sandwich made of fries? That's hilarious.

But then it was real. And that made it all the more funny.

>>11075278
they're not real, it's just a meme

i had a scottish nanny and when i was younger she'd make us chip sandwiches on brown bread. nice and buttery.. was awesome..

>>11071776
The sexual tension here is concerning.

>>11071811
>me and my buds go crush sandos
Christ you sound like the most raging, dick gleaming buttfucker there ever was

>>11075290
This, nobody would actually eat a sandwich full of goddamned French fries

>>11075923
>french fries
They clearly have not been frenched.
Do you even cook?

>No one even mentions the crisp butty

>>11075941
>>I didn't read OP's filename

>>11071753
Posh cunt detected.

>>11075959
Don't reply to my posts

>>11075959
he means this abomination

>>11075012

I'm gonna have a chip butty and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

HAHA. Put the butter on like it's cheese!

Good white bread, a pile of chips from the chippy.

Drown it in ketchup.

It's so good, you've got to try it lads.

I'm going to go for a nap after this.

>>11076040

Chippy Butty

>>11071776

>butter

This guy gets it, the key to a good chip butty, unsurprisingly, is butter.

>>11071981

>doesn't sup bitter

Southern poof detected

>>11076040

You fucking hero.

>>11071776
this sandwich is so bad, even shooting it like a hipster cooking documentary does not make it look like it tastes good

>>11076051

That better be kerrygold

>>11076091
I've eaten some shitty stews, but good bread with kerrygold (almost) always saved the day

>>11076099
How does somebody piss up a stew? Boil the veg to oblivion? I remember my stepdad got drunk and stewed too nice a beef for the job for too long and it kinda dissolved, was still nice though. Shouldn't be a complex job sober tho.

>>11076122
>Boil the veg to oblivion?
That's one way. Over-seasoning is another. Using water instead of something flavorful like stock or wine, getting your meat:veg ratio wrong, etc.

>>11071899
I’m literally from Biloxi you mongrol and never heard of this garbage. Please don’t speak for the ‘sip. We have good foods miles above British swill

>>11071753
>not eating snickers salad
Foreigners BTFO

>>11071776
Fuckin DP needs to get his shit together and grab a wider lense.

Why do Brits call all their food such cutesy stupid names?
>chips from the chippy
>oi mate try my chippy butty
>fizzy wizzys from the local crispy cheeky nandos

You're all insufferable faggots

>>11076712
Name 2, and no, MS copycat Cajun doesn't count, billy bob. Careful on claiming seafood because the cold waters surrounding great britain produce seafood far above that harvested from the warm sewage water of the gulf.

>>11076728
We even have cutesy insults for times such as this, you numpty.

>>11071753
you already do that
with burgers

>>11075012
Ho trovato l'italiano

>>11072473
Coronation of King George V, 1911, colorized

>>11075923
>french fries