/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11072047
Get to the hospital, fucknuts. What the fuck are you still doing here?!

>>11072049
He doesnt need to go to the hospital, stop trying to get OP to waste $500

don't worry OP you'll shit it out in a watery diarrhea mess soon, the shit goes right through you

>>11072053
Why would it give you diarrhea?

you said pasta water, you are Euro, so ur ok, if you be merrifat, drink Spag water 3/5 cup Kumsher salt say hail to your joo masters.

>>11072047
You're now gluten intolerant.
Man did you fuck up big time kiddo.

>>11072053
thanks... I definitely feel that one coming

No, it wasnt an accident, and. you'll survive.
Let's move on

>>11072047
You'll be dead soon if you don't eat some raw poptarts!

>sodium overdose
RIP in pieces OP

>>11072101
This. Sodium overdose is no joke, OP. You want to turn that poisonous sodium into harmless sodium chloride (table salt), so what you need to do is drink an equal amount of chlorine (bleach) to the amount of pasta water you accidentally ingested. Don't waste any time, time isn't currently on your side.

Holy fuck madman, pasta water traps the wheat microgerm bicarbonate and is toxic, how much did you drink?

ancient family knowledge here
if you arent dead already neck down as much pasta sauce as possible before letting a small amount of blood

>>11072239
You forgot he has to put a head of garlic in his left pocket and a silver teaspoon under (not over!) his tongue.

>>11072130
what seriously? isnt bleach lethal?

>>11072270
If you drink it by itself, yes. But the pasta water in your system cancels it out into harmless saline.

>>11072047
dixydrogen monoxide poisoning is a very serious condition

>cooks call pasta water "liquid gold"
>you drank it

Some shifty mexican is gonna harvest your organs and sell them now, RIP OP

>>11072047
If you twist the spaghetti while snapping it you can get it to break into only two pieces without shattering further.

>>11072298
You can joke but what do you get when you mix H2O with NaCl? That's right, 2ONa and HCl aka chloridric acid, not even joking look up HCl if you don't believe me

>>11072283
i drank about 300 ml of pasta water, but i only have 200 ml of bleach. is that safe? my stomach really hurts now so i just might give it a try

>>11072500
Yeah, you should be OK. The 200 ml of bleach will cancel out 200 ml of the pasta water, and the remaining 100 ml of pasta water is within the safe range. You may throw up a little at first, but that's how you know the bleach is working.

>>11072500
Please don't.

>>11072047
The only antidote is Marie’s homemade traditional Italian spaghetti sauce.

>>11072500
Don't drink bleach wtf

>>11072047
>3 hours and 34 minutes ago
Oh fuck, we're running out of time.

There's no time for an ambulence, drink that bleach STAT!

>>11072047
Oh shit, are you and your friends also doing the Pasta Water Challenge? It's to raise awareness about the dangers of pasta water poisoning.

>>11072063
It's pure starch and salt, salt draws water into your colon and starch is entirely soluble fiber.

>>11072052
>Paying to go see the doctor
The state of amerilard healthcare