/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>unconfirmed reports
>Press F
no

Big if true but we're gonna need some evidence. You must be new if you think that just works.

From her facebook:

This was posted June 27: “As far as we know she is still in the ICU, needs IV meds to keep food down, is getting dialysis (kidney problems), and is having issues keeping blood sugar up. These are the updates previously posted from family. This is a lot of info for us to know and knowing more is innappropriate. I would say let's keep posting words of support here but give Sara and the family privacy. They are under lots of stress and it sounds like it will take a while for Sara to recover to the point she will be able to post again.”

>>11066982
That might've been from a few years ago, she said she had pneumonia and was basically suffocating because she was too big to cough properly. Had to go to a specific hospital with some kind of machine to hang her upside down to let her lungs drain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

>>11066846
if i was ever in a donner party situation i would love to have sara in my group

>>11066846
why do women let themselves go so fat?
you dont see men do this

>>11066993
>>11066982
>>11066846
What goes wrong in a person's head to cause them to get this big and not do anything about it over seemingly years despite being constantly miserable? It's really sad because she seems like an otherwise nice person.

>you must be a miserable stereotype 'rack of bones', so i'm guessing you're single or in an unhappy marriage. my husband loves me just the way i am. i'm guessing you're lazy cause hard working people wouldn't use so little free time responding to youtube videos, only to those who, like yourself, use the precious time that God has given you to write such nasty hate mail. america ranks the second most obese nation in the world. if you don't like that, maybe you should defect to a starving country, or lose the drug habit and get some fat on those skinny bones of yours. more than half the food network chefs are fat, so maybe these cooking shows aren't for you?
Did she really say this in response to someone telling her to lose weight? Even if the person was trolling and being obnoxious about it, she still seems even worse. "America is an obese country, so you have to be obese too or leave" is retarded, holy shit.

I'm sometimes amazed at how people that fat are even fucking alive.

>>11067002
>you dont see men do this
Yes you do, go look up shows about obese people and you'll see plenty of men in the same situation. Women might be slightly more likely to end up this way because you'll always have doormats telling her she's beautiful no matter what, but men end up like this too if they have enabling families.

>>11066995
if i was ever in a donner party situation i would love to have sara in my soup.

>>11067006
theyre almost alwats second or third generation pigs, their parents instill horrendous eating habits into them from birth like replacing water with soda, they dont know any better and even when they do its too hard to break the habit or theyre already past the point of no return

>>11067002
Wat?

>>11067006
I used to be very fat for my age. I’ve since lost it and I’m down to 170, but I’ll try to answer.

All these 400+ pounders have experienced a slow gradual weight gain. 1 pound here and there added on for 30 years. They look in the mirror and they don’t notice it. It’s like if you’re right handed. You know you’re right handed, but you don’t dwell on it.

For a lot of these people, the gradual gain started when they were too young to fully comprehend how different they were. They don’t know what it’s like not to have chubby cheeks and rolls of fat. They see it in the mirror and it looks normal to them

>>11067059
Yep, and then when you start losing, you still see yourself as the same in the mirror, until an old picture pops up. Weirdest shit in my life.

>>11067006

They're so addicted to carbs that eating refined sugar is about the only thing that still gives them a dopamine hit. I wouldn't be surprised if switching to keto actually killed them.

We're gonna lose Jack and Sara in the same year. Who's next Joey? Bob? Is hungryfatchick safe? Life is cruel bros.

>>11067099

F

>>11067059
I've lost 25lbs in past 29 days by only eating two chicken thigs a day and a pound of mixed fresh vegetables and only water except a glass of milk on tuesday and friday

Losing weight is easy if you want to

Do you eat your own doodoo

>>11067059
so its a sort of mental illness? like how do you see other people 200lb lighter than you that look perfectly healthy and not see a difference? how do you not notice that you’re the only one in the room who needs two chairs? etc

>>11067059
>All these 400+ pounders have experienced a slow gradual weight gain. 1 pound here and there added on for 30 years. They look in the mirror and they don’t notice it.
I get that. What I don't understand is how you get to the point where you're strapped upside down on a table so you can cough the fluid out of your lungs and the doctor is repeatedly telling you that you have to lose weight immediately or you will die...and still do nothing. She has to be suicidally depressed.

>>11066846
S


I fucking hate fat people, Waste of tax payer resources and I know that fat hog didn't have a job.

>>11067210
I dunno, but if she truly is dead, then I will never get to see my with of Ja/ck/ and Sarah having wild obese sweaty passionate mouth breathing sex in a kiddy pool full of mayo and chocolate

>>11067210
That kind of has a slow build up too, you have to think, they've never really known the feeling of being healthy. They take that baseline of constant small health concerns and use it to think things aren't THAT bad. Then there is just that flat out denial and thinking the doctor is incompetent. They fear having to cut back.

>>11067189
>like how do you see other people 200lb lighter than you that look perfectly healthy and not see a difference?
Apparently you justify it with thinner people just being lazy, unpatriotic drug addicts >>11067008

>>11066846
It's hilarious how they edit out all her heavy breathing in the more recent videos. I mean, you can easily tell since the video just goes dead silent sometimes or just suddenly cuts her off mid breath.

>>11066846
I suppose she died-o-beetus

>>11067094
>another keto fag thinks that switching to keto is the only possible way to lose weight

I wish keto didn't actually cause weight loss, because you retards deserve to be fat and mocked.

>>11068422
Based spic

I ship her and Joey

>>11067059
>inb4 "blog post"

This is exactly how it is. I first noticed I had become fat while eating chocolates a few days after my 6th Christmas. From then on, it became out of control, and being in charge of my own meals outside of school lunch due to my mom working, it was always too much. Managed to get down to 225lbs at 6'5" at age 22, then started drinking beer, became a full-blown alcoholic, and reached 400lbs at age 24.
I'm 28 now, just hit 330lbs recently after having started the year at 360lbs. This shit is difficult, this is what happens when you have a fucked up childhood with a kitchen full of food and no limits during developmental periods. It stays with the person for the rest of their life and it's awfully easy to lose control, especially if you're like me, and ate a fuckload of greasy food to prepare for borderline-suicidal amounts of alcohol every single day.

>>11068657
Hey good job man I'm happy for you keep it up

>>11067006
>genetics

>>11068657
I grew up in a similar situation but I'm just at 150lb and 6 foot 2

>>11068422
Wall just got 10 ft shorter, Carlos

>>11068704
Thanks, it's nice to read an encouraging post here for once.

>>11068727
You must be really good at handling extreme stress. After submitting my post, I laughed while imagining that instead of having a kitchen full of food, I'd have had an equal amount of drugs. Probably would have been found dead at age 7 like Chris Farley after a night of speedballs.

>>11066993
>with some kind of machine to hang her upside down
A crane?

>>11067002
Yes you do.

>>11067006
I always thought something was wrong with her, as in perhaps she was mildly retarded or had some condition as she doesn't even look like a normal fat person. But all that aside it's an addiction like any other.

>>11067006
>she seems like an otherwise nice person.
I thought she was too and it's possible she just overreacted because someone was trolling her, but if she actually said this >>11067008 it kind of makes me feel differently about her.

>>11068813
>she doesn't even look like a normal fat person.
It's because she's not just fat but morbidly obese. I don't think we've ever got her full frame in camera to really see what she looks like, but half of the length of her face is just chin/neck.

>>11067218
(And that's a good thing!)

>>11067099
Jack won't die.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

>>11068422
too bad she didn't diet-o-beetus eh? hey guys?

right?

>>11068942

>>11066993
>some kind of machine to hang her upside down

>>11066962
>Big if true
She's still big if false, too.

>>11067121
What bullshit that was. Say nigger after getting robbed, then 30 years later it comes and bites you in the ass ...

>>11066982
>June 27
She was shilling jew-ry 2 weeks ago.

>>11067002
What'd you say skinny boy? Time to ice this bag of bones

>>11067099
whatever happened to joe?

>>11067140
is that like ~800 cal a day?

>>11069125
I'd give that dude money to shoot off fatties belly.

>>11067059
I get that it's gradual, but the sheer scale of it still boggles the mind. From the age of 18 to 30 I gained about 23 kilos and it only started getting noticeable/annoying recently. I just can't fathom gaining 50, 100, 150 kilos, even gradually.

>>11069125
god I hate this wigger and his shitty "music"

Cooking with idols, everyone!
>>>/vg/224770610

>>11067059
Bullshit. Stop making excuses for fat fucks. If you're a fat fuck, you know you're a fat fuck. They're just too lazy to stop being a fat fuck and will make any excuse to avoid any effort to lose weight. Fuck off.

>>11069234
or they don't care and prefer to excessively eat food than jack off about how healthy or normal looking they are

>>11067002
That is a lie. I'm literally at the hospital rn because my 500lb father got infected bed sores. He literally can not even go to the restroom by himself. At least those people can make their own food to stay that fat, my dad lived off just disgusting amounts of milk and fast food he bought using his unemployment checks. They're going to put him into rehabilitation after his sores heal up and i hope to God it gets him off his fat ass.

>>11067002
are you honestly retarded

>>11068470
>i wish a diet that works didn't work just so people doing it could be fat

>>11069234
I bet your a very pleasant person. Real fun at parties, and lots of friends
>inb4 fat fuck
5'10 190lbs

>>11069220
I have no clue who either of those people are I just saved it since I love the belly AK so much

>>11069322
>5'10
kek

>>11069322
I'm 5 10 and 155lbs and I feel like a porker

>>11069322
You are literally less than ten pounds away from being obese.

>>11069139
roughly 800 calories a day

>>11069125
I don't think I'd want to go shooting with a guy who keeps looking away from what he's shooting at

>>11069619
Why are fat people huge bitches?

>>11067140
most people aren't successful long term with crash diets like that

>>11069633
most people aren't succesful with any diet


all it boils down to is calories in vs calories out over time

>>11066846
What does Simple Sara smell like?

>>11069619
holy shit what a savage barrel-kin

>>11069626
Insecurity. The need to justify that the way they are is "normal" and "okay" so they aren't constantly haunted by negative thoughts. It's a method to cope with issues by just blaming the world instead of realising that they're the cause.

>>11067059
As someone who peaked at 293 lbs before finally waking up to it, this is absolutely true. I'm down nearly 45 lbs now and the sound truth is I don't see it at all. Everyone is telling me I look so much better that it's night and day already, but it's all non-existent weight loss to me. This is the sad truth to how people get fat to begin with. The same mechanism that keeps a person who's losing weight from seeing the change gradually, is the same one that prevents them from noticing the gain over several years. I didn't just wake up at 293 from 180 when I was in high school. It took 12 years of not giving a fuck about my diet and living a sedentary lifestyle where the added weight really didn't even impact my life. It took me pushing 300 lbs and feeling like utter shit when doing simple yard work for me to wake up and come to my senses.

The bottom line is, if you have a family or friend who you see headed down this path putting on fat, stop them. Fat shame them if they won't listen, give advice and support if they will. Even if all it takes is going "hey anon, you seem to be bigger than last time I saw you. Are you tracking your weight?" that would be infinitely better than the soft, politically correct pussy shit we have today where people are so afraid of hurting feelings that they keep this shit to themselves and it ends up making things worse for the fat person. As someone who was empowered and allowed to eat his way to nearly 300 lbs, I wish someone would have said something to me somewhere along the 225 mark so I didn't have such permanent damage with my skin.

>>11069661
Vinegar, various cheeses and sulphur.

>>11069661
Simply Sour

>tfw 300 lbs
>tfw that's literally the only thing wrong with me
>tfw been fat for as long as I can remember
>tfw want to eat healthy but parents are fatties too
>tfw dad gets mad at me for eating healthy because he wants me to buy him McDonald's because he's too fat to walk because diabetes took his leg
>tfw mom keeps saying "oh sweetie treat yourself to some McDonald's you're doing so well on your diet" and then when I say no she says some shit like "well I guess I will just starve if you don't want to get us some McDonald's"
>tfw even offer to fucking cook food for them but they still just want fast food and trash

>>11069720
move out

>>11069619
LMAO!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11067036
That poor bitch was probably conditioned from childhood to eat processed shit with ultra high levels of sugar/salt/fats. Eat enough of that shit long enough, and anything with normal levels of sugar/salt/fats will taste bland, and be avoided in favor of processed junk or home made shit with ultra high levels of sugar/salt/fats.

she's a big girl

>>11069619
>gain some weight loser
top notch bantz tbqh

>>11069626
all the food maybe

she's corporated now

>>11069720
literally say no

>>11069874
more like incorporated with the ground LMAO

>>11069880
the word is corporated

>>11066846
Why didn't I know about this sara creature sooner?

>>11069619
Ah I see she's resorted to nihilism to justify her poor lifestyle choices. Top notch.

>>11069720
Dont let people affect you negatively, even your own parents.

>>11069882
what that mean

>>11068942
SHUT UP RANDALL YOU RAT FACED JEW FUCK

>>11069619
*heavy lmao*

>>11067023
well she's not anymore

>>11069957
she said that in some video while she was mixing stuff in a bowl, that she was getting everything "corporated" instead of saying "incorporated"

>>11068942
>RANDALL J. WEEMS
A SMALL JEW NERD

>>11069720
Crabs in a bucket, anon.

You aren't going to make it if you don't take control of your own life before it's too late.

Everything about Sara is genuinely sad.

>>11067006
there is a genetic desease who makes people constantly hungry.
Some of the case of extreme obesity are due to this kind of trouble.

Do they sell coffins at Dollar General?

>>11069134
I don't know but people with that condition usually don't live very long.

>>11068905
When Jack finally leaves to go see Aunt Myrna, there'll be a sticky. I don't think Sara is as important to this community as he is.

>>11069619
Ok, it’s confirmed. She’s retarded lardass bitch.

>>11069619
sarcasticlittleass got fucking bantered on

>>11068657
>beer
this almost ruined me, quickest way to become fat, nearly double the calories of coke. I honestly believe that liquids other than water are the worst because you really have no clue just how much you end up consuming. I've started losing weight even though I still eat a lot of unhealthy junk and fast food but I never drink anything except water, strictly no bear and soft drinks.

>>11070229
Prader-Willi? It's incredibly rare, plus people with it tend to be basically retarded anyway.

>>11070015
https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA?t=97

>>11067059
"poetic" explanation for simple denial

>>11069091
lel

>>11068470
>another keto fag thinks that switching to keto is the only possible way to lose weight
That other anon wasn't even remotely saying that.
Fucking idiot

>>11066995
>>11067032

>>11069103
lmao, is that was happened?

>>11069834
For everyone.

>>11069912
Because you didn't LURK.

>>11068942
always thought he was a jew

Patti Mayonaise is the queen of /ck/

>>11070736
I'd dicker her, if you comprehend my insinuation

>>11066846
What happened to Jack btw? Is he really dead?

>>11067008
She's usually a nice person. We wouldn't have a fat activist SJW as queen.
There are many fat activists out there, but I don't think she is. Maybe she burnt a fuse due to intense trolling and posted something stupid but that's not the usual.
>>11069619
She doesn't sound like a preteen idiot in her vids, that's fake as shit.

>>11067140
So far you know two diets : an unhealthy and slowly fattening one, and an unhealthy (at least take multivitamins or something) and quickly thinning one.
The hard part is to switch to a healthy diet after you end the thinning one. Most people just return to a worsened version of the fattening diet since it's what they consider a "normal" diet.
I literally learned how to eat healthy as a baby and a kid, I can only imagine it must be close to impossible to change that. It's like if I walked wrong all my life and had to change the way I move my legs when walking.

>>11067210
She just got a cold. At no point before that did she hit rock bottom, it was only a slow descent without anything noticeable from day to day.

>>11069234
Excuses != explanations.

>>11070868
Why do you flyoverfags defend this lardass? She dumps 5lbs of mayo and 3lbs of sugar on top of a single noodle and calls it "macaroni salad". It'd be one thing if that was an isolated incident, but over half her recipes are heart attack inducing. I swear you've got a hard-on for fatties and that's the only reason you're white-knighting her.

Does anyone have the Joey YTP with Evangelion stuff mixed in? It was called 'FAT FUCK DIES' or something like that and he was eating nutella in the video.

>>11069684
lel

>>11069720
Seriously ignore them. If they continue being cunts, explain to them that good parents would want what's best for their offspring.

>>11069720
I used to work in home nursing and I saw this a lot.
It's one of the most depressing things in the world. At least the drunks who hit their kids knew they were being assholes.
Stay strong, anon

>>11070736
give dickered guy snapchat

>>11069720
Shit dude, hang tough. Gotta say no. That can be a real bitch especially if it's your own parents, but you gotta do it for you. Have you tried cooking for them anyway?

>>11067055
boogie1488 is more of a child rather than a man

>>11067084
Seriously. I lost like 30 lbs and while i noticed that my clothes fit better I felt like I looked the same in the mirror, then I saw an old pic. It's fucking bizzare.

>>11070886
play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk

>>11069282
that's sad to hear anon, hope he gets better

>>11068422
You shithead

>>11069335
He was basically proto-6ix9ine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs

The royal family of /ck/ is eternal. Sara will survive diabetus just like Jack survived his stroke.

>>11070868
>She doesn't sound like a preteen idiot in her vids, that's fake as shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0CVYVtvaBY

check the comments. It's real.

>>11071655
Is there anyone in the know about the "Jack" community that can tell me what he attributed the stroke to?

>>11071688

He attributed his first stroke to caffeine. He clearly doesn't attribute his second one to it since his latest video is a coffee maker review. Considering he is going on a (completely wrongly executed) keto diet he is probably blaming carbs.

But when he eats thousands of carbs of fat, with plenty of carbs to sustain himself, then yes he is comparatively eating less carbs but it is far from healthy.

>>11071698
>carbs of fat

>>11071705

Oh jesus, I meant calories of fat, not carbs.

>>11071674
That's infuriating and also sad. I'm sure she really knows that every person who isn't obese isn't on the verge of starving to death, but I don't understand how she wouldn't start trying to lose weight after getting pneumonia and almost dying because she was too big to cough properly.

Look at this thing i found commenting on her videos

>>11071851
Sweet jesus

>>11067121
I loved Paula Dean and her comfy Southern accent. I also love watching people make exquisite meals meant to clog arteries.
Perhaps the comfiest cooking show to ever air. TV lost a star that day.

>>11071674
microwave chicken what the fuck

>>11071655
Fug, his right arm is atrophying and looks like a doll's arm.

>>11071977
brother may i have some sosig

>>11072231
>fake, smarmy, syrupy voice and smile cooking fatfuck trash food
>comfy
Well, you definitely belong down there.

>>11072377
His face is pretty jacked up still too. I'm curious to see how much he can recover, I've never seen someone with a stroke like this before as they're recovering.

>>11071698
taurine not caffeine

>>11071674
>Cordan
Not sure if she's trolling or if she suffered brain damage.


>>11070884
It seems you have trouble dissociating her and her recipes. Of course her recipes are trash, we all universally agree on that on /ck/, and moot knows how rare that is. But she used to sound like a nice person, that's why she ended up queen.

>>11071107
I do too. I went to visit him today. His liver and kidneys are now failing. It sucks, but he did this to himself. I never had that great of a relationship with him, but i hate seeing him waste way. Anyone reading this, please eat healthy and excercise. These people do horrible thing to their bodies and just neglect themselves. It hurts to watch and it's really hard to feel bad for them.

>>11071674
She looks horrible. Her breathing must be awful if they have to keep muting the video that often. Not even just trying to make fun of her but it makes me sad to see someone in this state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n50gwPeKUBk

New video

>>11073840

>"We're just clearing out the cheese bin"
>"Just needed to use some cheese up"

>>11070978
I know this feeling. I could see my belt loops changing but I didn't FEEL different really

Makes me think of one of those stupid Instagram memes.

You get paid a billion dollars to live in this beautiful mansion for the rest of your life but Simply Sara is your personal chef and any food you eat must be prepared by her.

>>11073899
She would die soon enough.

>>11073905
Jack takes her place and prepares her recipes that he watched on YouTube.

>>11071851
What in the everloving fuck. And what the fuck is wrong with these comments? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQWcbIWlQ4

>>11073916
The lazy eye is a nice touch.

>>11073866
>her second chin portrudes more than her first
Have calories gone too far?

>>11070285
I worked at Dollar General. And the only coffins we had were plastic tubs

Also is that image supposed to portray people constantly stealing shit at dollar general cause we had a HUGE problem with that. (Seriously what the fuck did you need denture paste for? There's got to be better ways for your broke ass to get high)

>>11073962
even her ears are fat :(

>>11070229
>>>/x/21299785

Is Tarrere /ck/?

>>11069619

>>11067210
I am suicidal, in the same situation. I have nobody who'd care if I die, and I'm too lazy to directly kill myself. So I'll let nature take its course and fade into nothing.

>>11069619
Doesn't seem like her. Probably her husband defending his fetish.

>>11066846
FAT

>>11066993
>shipped

>>11071977
christ

>>11074207
Oh wow what a fucking cunt.

>>11069125
When did MC Ride become Big Nigga?

>>11069619
I'm glad this evil human being is suffering

>>11069671
so literal drug addicts?

>>11069091
CARLOS

>>11069720

There's no such thing as an obese carnivore. Think about that. Zero carbs. No plants ever again. Don't be a retard and limit protein. Keto is for babies. Zero carb is the future. Carbohydrate addiction is the number one killer. ALL metabolic disorders are induced by carbohydrates. ALL cancer is induced by carbohydrates. ALL mental illness is induced by carbohydrates. Why won't you stop eating them?

http://justmeat.co/

>>11076309
stop shitposting

>>11070358
>*blocks your path*

>>11071851
La creatura..

Has anyone actually made Sara's mayo/condensed milk/sugar/vinegar mac and cheese?

>>11067140
>a glass of milk on tuesday and friday
wtf

>>11069673
good job man keep losing it we cheering you on

>>11067023
The human body can take a lot of abuse before it just shuts down. We're surprisingly resilient. Too much, in fact

>>11069720
>tfw that's literally the only thing wrong with me

That's a pretty big 'only' anon. If you are a fat shit you are basically out of the dating pool - save for a few scraps - by default.

You are fucking up your joints, your endocrine system, your cardio-vascular system, your kideys and more by carrying that extra weight.
People are repulsed by you and even if they don't show they make pretty unflattering assumptions about you based by your appearance.
You sweat and take up extra space and are generally an inconvenience for most people around you.

Put your bigboy pants on, move out, and lose the weight.
Your parents are too far gone probably. The diabetes took your father's leg and it will take his life too in due time. Don't go down the same road.

Godspeed.

>>11066846
>last video uploaded 20 hours ago
>SHE DED

>>11077332
heh heh... nice post my dude
just a sec

>>11066846
S

>>11077286
Whats wrong with that? What's your weekly milk drinking schedule?

Any updates on her recently?

>>11069091

>>11069282
How do Americans become this huge? You almost never hear of people becoming this big outside of the US

>>11073916
She can barely speak, she talks like fucking Kripparian with her understanding of English.

>>11077609
There are a few south pacific and muslim countries that beat out the US but that's it. If our whores in govt. wanted to stop it they'd stop subsidizing mega corporate grain, HFCS, and processed pig slop at the expense of small farm locally grown vegetables and meats. Think local organic is a ripoff? They're fighting an uphill battle.

>>11070286
they can if they are in treatment, which he was

>>11071698
>carbs of fat
lol

>>11068470
Too bad that it does cause FAT loss, not just "weight" loss stupid shit-eating faggot
Enjoy your diabetes while you gloat over your underweight BMI

>>11072377

if he were wise, he would make the most of his disability and re-brand his channel into something disabled-friendly like "one handed cooking," where he can make all of the recipes himself. it would make him appear charitable and caring, and avoid the awkward cuts where tammy has to do something for him.

>>11067059
This. And once you do notice you're already addicted and a habitual, compulsive eater that may use food to deal with mood swings or stress. Add on a stretched out stomach and insulin resistance such that you only feel full after being completely stuffed, all thanks to readily available cheap processed foods with high carbohydrate content in a culture where people are pushed into a mindset where more is better and getting the best bang for your buck. Beer gets an honorable mention, being a liquid with both carbohydrates and alcohol and drank under influence of peer pressure, making it triply addictive and unfilling. Either way, boom, hamplanet mode achieved.

>>11069654
1) Correct, because people pick short term "caloric deficit" diets of any form, instead of picking a diet that they can live with the rest of their lives. The addiction pathways in the brain that in part made them obese in the first place are still there, so they shouldn't even risk a "cheat "day, but peer pressure from their friends or family often acts as a justification for the transgression of the diet, plus you'll look like some kind of ascetic weirdo if you don't have that beer or piece of pie or whatever. And the processed food industry, especially the soda industry, which use copious amounts of subsidized corn syrup and sugar, are happy to shill and sell their garbage to these already addicted people.

2) Wrong. For "cal in vs cal out" to work, the body must act linearly with respect to combined inputs, all food must be treated the same by the body, and all forms of calories must also be treated the same. But none of these things are true. The only reason raw calories in vs calories out appears to work is because by reducing your food volume you also reduce your simple carb/sugar intake, and then the results mistakenly get attributed to caloric deficit rather than the diet enabling your body to actually metabolize your body fat.

NOTE: not all carbs are bad. Resistant starch and complex carbohydrates paired with fiber are important to gut health, and they don't excessively elevate insulin levels. Also, you can go into and stay in ketosis by eating such carbs in low amounts.

>>11069322
Unless you lift, you're definitely a chubster
>Real fun at parties
Keep your memes for 9gag

>>11073166
>She used to sound like a nice person
That doesn't make her a nice person. She sounds sweet, but we don't know what she really thinks/says/does. Her fans will immediately shit on and tear apart anybody that questions her or her recipes. I don't think a truly kind person would amass fans with such hate and vitriol
They must see something us good people don't

>>11071851
>Breakfast for dinner
I was already disturbed by what some Muricans call breakfast, but this calls it. All I'm seeing a suet ball eating dinner.

>>11066846
Is this woman retarded? That was like 3 cups of vinegar, not 1

>>11067189
real answer its ur ego saying that this is just who u are and its a difference u cant control. u can realize u can change but its not like a switch ing logic but a shift in unconscious beliefs

>>11077286
He's obviously fucking autistic

>>11072388

>>11077066
I hope not. Her dressing has like 450g of sugar, on top of white flour pasta. I know a lot of people still think fat clogs your arteries but it's starting to seem like sugar is a much bigger factor. Any more than a few bites of this "salad" once in a while is probably directly damaging your heart.

>>11073866
What would be the best way to take this juggernaut down? I feel like her body has fortified itself defensively. Strangulation is obviously not an option as the neck is non-existent, knives only go so deep and I feel like her face has enough cushion to stop a bullet.

>>11073899
Since she's on my payroll, I'd just get her to cook boxed shit. I could live off of hamburger helper if it came down to it, especially if that's my lifestyle.

>>11079400
It doesn't seem like she has any interest in losing weight even after almost dying, and anyone pointing out how big and unhealthy she is in the YouTube comments just gets a bunch of people defending her, so unfortunately you probably don't have to wait much longer for her to take herself down.

>>11079381
>he thinks sugar is bad

>>11079821
I've cut out added sugar whilst still having a relatively high-carb diet and the weight is falling off like cladding from a Chinese apartment block.

>>11066846

imagine the smell between her thighs . . .

>>11066846
fun fact: Diabeetus is the name of a drink

>>11068942

Oyyyyy veyyyy

>>11079909
Imagine the taste.
Bleu cheese sundae.

>>11079909
Imagine the texture of her cooter

>>11079942
Imagine the grease under her udders.

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>>11079950
wow rude

>>11066993
>those deep breathes,

ahahahahahahaha, oh goodness, I'm ashamed to share a country with these people.

>>11079942
Like cottage cheese

>>11079909
imagine the smell between her folds

>>11079821

I stopped eating dessert and went from 180 to 161 in two months. Didn't change anything else.

>>11071851
>Visualizzazioni
kek

>>11074417
Don't do it Anon

>>11073923
That's not a lazy eye, that's a stroke eye.

>>11071977
>star spangled seat
Isn't it considered disrespectful to the flag to sit on it in the US?
I'm far from patriotic but I wouldn't sit on my country's flag.

(saging unrelated question)

>>11081785

>>11081812
you did the same thing

>>11081785
>Isn't it considered disrespectful to the flag to sit on it in the US?
Yes, you're also not supposed to use it for clothing. The design should only go on a flag.

>>11081886
Wrong. It's only an issue if the clothing is made of an actual american flag. Clothing with the flag pattern is perfectly fine.

>>11081899
https://www.almanac.com/content/american-flag-etiquette-rules-and-guidelines
>The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose, nor embroidered on cushions or handkerchiefs, printed on paper napkins or boxes, nor used as any portion of a costume.

>>11073916
>One meal is a haul

>>11077554
I love that filename

>>11082077
I love pusy

>>11069322
that's overweight as fuck, my dude

>>11073899
Could I beat her as much as I wanted? I would literally have this lifestyle if I could beat her for being fat. Then when she is a crying mess, eat healthy foods.

>>11081930
yes, an actual flag, not a flag print. you dumb nigger

>>11074207
Simply Sarah confirmed for based funposter

>>11073866
I have a plate just like that. Only one, though. I don't know where I got it from.

>>11073916
Kroger makes awful donuts. At least mine does. Not even worth a penny.

>>11074207
Man, I've met some fat fucks who I was wrong to assume I shouldn't give the light of day. Sara reinforces my belief in that I shouldn't.

>>11069322

Fat fuck. I can't even stand to look at my body in the mirror at 15% bodyfat, let alone whatever the fuck you're rocking, tubster.

>>11069282
James K's daughter is that you?

>>11069619

Who would've guessed a lardass has bad coping skills?

>>11067059
this, but also they get addicted to eating. eating makes you happy not just because it tastes good, but because it scratches an itch that you otherwise can't explain. they also eat really quickly, and therefore more than they should, because it's always about getting that good taste as much as possible and that full feeling. when you're super stuffed, you stop - but then, before you're hungry again, once the super stuffed feeling goes away, you think "oh i can eat more" now.

also the thing is, this is gradual and just the norm. you don't see why it's a big deal to eat a serving bowl full of cereal every day - i mean why is it weird? you're hungry and you don't even feel full after, so it can't POSSIBLY be that much. right? so you have another.

the anon is also correct about the weight gain - you eat like shit one day, look in the mirror, it's the same. then two weeks pass, and although you may look more or less similar, you notice your clothes don't fit so well anymore. and so on and so forth.

think of it like making a mountain, one grain of sand at a time.

in the beginning, there's nothing. in the end, there's a mountain. you only really notice you were a mountain when you compare yourself to what you were at the bottom. but between those two, when did you become a hill? when did you become a big hill? when did you become a small mountain? when did you become a big mountain? at one grain at a time, it's hard to know.

also, lots of people find diet and exercise hard. healthy food tastes like shit when you've been eating lots your whole life. and calorie deficit is relative - at 10k cals per day, you will feel like you're starving if you only eat 9k a day. not to mention, it's so easy to chug a can of coke down with your dinner. but did you know it takes about 15 minutes of jogging to burn the 150 calories you took in drinking that coke?

>>11067140
that's not possible unless you were really, really heavy to begin with. i'm 6' tall and 160 pounds, and losing 25 pounds for me at this weight would be near impossible unless i starved myself completely. even then, it may take more than 29 days.

>>11070868

>tfw running gait is fucked up
>not only is it psychologically difficult to straighten out, it's extremely uncomfortable due to muscle imbalance from the fucked up gait

I even ran cross-country in middle school and my coach didn't notice or didn't care, nor did anyone else. I didn't realize I was running wrong until I developed hairline fracture shin splints (run through the pain, anon! Pain is weakness leaving the body, not your body informing you you're injuring yourself) Fuck yeah, I mad.

>>11068657
In the same boat right now, anon, lost 100lbs but have quite a few more to lose (389 right now). Emotional eating is incredibly difficult to overcome, since you're inches away of consuming your "poison" every time you choose to put something in your mouth.

It's easy to make fun of fat people for the obvious reasons, but really, when anyone exceeds the 300lb mark, something terribly wrong happened in that person's life. The mental energy it takes to not fill your emotional void with food when it's not only easily accessible, but when you're already at a weight that drains you of most or all of the physical and mental energy you have, it's all too easy to be sucked back into the cycle.

It's great that you're almost past the 300s. I wish you the best - that you heal fully from your past, and look forward living life at its fullest.

>>11079821

>he thinks added sugar isn't literal poison

This retard brought to you by the American Corn Growers Association

>>11082554
Then why does it say don't print or embroider it? Just admit you were wrong. Shit. It's not supposed to be for anything except an actual flag or it cheapens the symbolism.

>>11082740
>run, Forrest, run!

>>11073866

Her... her ear is fat

>>11082824

I call it 'what's cauliflower ear.'

>>11082832
christ that's good

>>11079821
small amounts of refined sugar once in a while won't really do anything, but 2.25 cups of sugar dumped on a pound of pasta is about as bad as you can get

>>11082776
can you read? It says the flag cant be printed on or used in any fashion like that. it says nothing of a flag print. You stupid faggot

>>11082727
no shit captain obvious. Seriously, how god damn stupid are you?

>>11083271
>The flag should never be...printed on paper napkins or boxes
>"it says nothing of a flag print"

>>11069720
TFW you don't want to exercise your right to terrorize your parents.

>>11067099
This kid has a disease where he literally can't stop thinking about food and never gets full. I forget what it's called but I watched some documentary on it.

>>11073916
>And what the fuck is wrong with these comments? Am I in the Twilight Zone?
she deletes and blocks.

>>11069440
t. Mr Bones

>>11078807
God, I hate people so much with their "a treat won't kill you" mentality.

Like, I fucking hate cheat days because I end up eating like 4000kcal and have to force myself not to continue on subsequent days.

And the response is always "but you're too thin" like I don't have to work really hard to either not end up a fat slob again or to maintain my physique.

>>11084002
control yourself

>>11083905
only way you're healthy with 86 kilos at a mere meter and 78 centimetres is if you hit the gym.
t. 86kg 1,90m supershredd

>>11081886
>>11081899
>>11081930
>>11082554
>>11082776
>>11083271
>>11083578
So the rule says it's not OK but nobody gives a fuck, thanks.

>>11069322
fat

>>11084407

superskell you mean

>>11070552
There's also the MC4 receptor mutation which is the most common genetic cause for obesity but only accounts for 1-2.5% of cases. Basically the 95% of fat fucks don't have an underlying genetic cause, just shitty habits (childhood habits and adult ones).

>>11069619
This is definitely her little gay husband. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuI-bU3UHc4

>>11069619
/our/ Sarah wouldn't talk like that.

>>11084546
>i was wrong but fuck you anyway
yikes

*casts fishing rod*
and now we wait

>>11085135
I think whoever was recording farted at 0:17

>>11069282

How do you feel about the possibility of legislation requiring nursing staff to put the morbidly obese on a liquid diet until they return to a healthy weight?

>>11067006
>What goes wrong in a person's head to cause them to get this big and not do anything about it over seemingly years despite being constantly miserable?
It seems like a case of people filling their free time with food instead of having hobbies or even just a regular drug habit.

Would you go down on Sara for $20? You have to eat her out until she squirts.

>>11085331
*squirts vinegary sugar water and dead hairs*

>>11066995
>>>11066846 (OP)
>if i was ever in a donner party situation i would love to have sara in my group

I would preserve her fat & use it to fry up wild game like how you use bear fat

>>11067006
It's similar to drug addiction. For you it's normal and you don't realize how bad things are spiraling out of control until it's too late, even then... You make an excuse here or you don't even know how to eat healthy or what a healthy diet is.

Sometimes, you feel that there's no escaping your reality so you just lose all hope, get depressed and keep eating. Eating, especially carbs and sugar, give you that hit of dopamine you need in your life. It makes the pain go away.

I mean, why don't meth heads stop even though they are missing teeth and look like absolute shit? The same thing applies here.

>>11085331
>for $20

why so low

>>11067084
This is true. In the mirror I don't see a difference even though the scale, my clothes, and my measurements say otherwise. Progress pics don't even seem real.

>>11067140
This is not sustainable long term and you are going to gain so much fucking weight back as soon as you start eating normally again.

>>11067189
>how do you not notice that you’re the only one in the room who needs two chairs?

Well, most justify that it's not that bad. In fact, the human mind is fascinating at how it can find any excuse to rationalize anything. But, at the same time, many people are aware of and it gives them anxiety which can lead to depression. Eating helps to relieve those negative feelings even for only a short amount of time.

>>11067215
Addicts, in general, are waste of tax payer resources, but a lot of US private insurance companies don't want to pay for preventative care that would help curb this either.

>>11068470
>it makes me angry that people are losing weight on keto even though the previous anon didn't mention shit about it

Why are you so stupid?

>>11068657
Congrats on the loss. I know that the weight loss journey is hard as I'm going through it myself, too, but you are doing a great job.

>>11068727
Everyone handles stress differently at the end of the day.

>>11067002
There are too many idiots in this thread.

>>11069103
Is that the reason she had did the other stuff to her employees, too?

>>11069234
>STOP EXPLAINING TYPICAL ADDICT BEHAVIOR!!!!

>>11069720
It's hard to improve your life when the people you live with are trying to tear you down. Yet, at the same time you can still make it work. It's going to be hard, but you can ignore them until you can move out. You don't have to tell them that you are dieting. But also by caving into their demands you are enabling, but there's also a guilt you bear as their child.

>>11077609
>more fast food restaurants are moving out of the US and settling in poorer countries

It's only a matter of time. Mexico beat the US and Qatar is on its way.

>>11085164
I was the one asking the question in the first place.

>>11085301
How about hospital customers (or clients, patrons, idk what's the terminology nowadays) can't give bad reviews because the nurse didn't bring them 8000cal worth of chocolate bar from the vending machine? What about the snack cart that visit the obesity wand regularly, maybe that could be shaved off the hospital's budget before attempting esoteric diets?
It's as if American hospitals wanted returning customers instead of trying to get patients healthy...

>>11084002
Cheat meals are actually recommended, because the do help with the 'whoosh effect' that will help you weight loss. (This is dependent on the fact that you are already eating at a caloric deficit.)

>>11071674
>>11073701
>>11070868
>>11069619
>>11074207
>11069720

I think this is her husband who has tourettes, and I am fairly sure he has a feeding fetish.

>>11067002
MUH LAIIIIIIGS