/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>when a foodlet coastie talks about their "food"

Coasties can't cook, they just order food.

>>11066515
>>11066580
>When every face is green

>>11066515
>when someone from /r9k/ tries to make a thread on /ck/

>flyovers can't coo-

>>11066772
>-perate enough to develop good recipes

>>11066515
Low effort posting should be avoided, OP. Do you ever make any original content for the site? I'd advise trying to do so. Collecting (You)s might feel good for a while but will leave you unsatisfied. Seeing someone else posting your OC is something that can last, and is much more satisfying knowing that you contributed something other people liked enough to think about and want to share in the future. Please just keep this in mind.

>>11066772
What the fuck is even this garbage.

I swear Americans don't know shit about cooking. They get everything wrong, they follow recipes to the letter and don't realize they need to be adapted to your ingredients, because they use shit ingredients to begin with like margarine in place of butter to bake fucking cakes, industrial milk with shit added, or fucking flour of which they have a single type which generally comes with added yeast, and don't even get me started on their use of fucking "pancake mix" to do things OTHER THAN FUCKING PANCAKES because apparently mixing eggs, milk and flour is already too hard for Americans, they don't know shit about seasoning to the point they consider seasoning variations to be different recipes altogether, plus it's like they can even write down a proper fucking recipe because everything is wrong about them, and then they deep fry everything and cover it with bacon and cheese no matter what they do.

Shit isn't even hard, anyone can do it, you have to be one special category of retard to suck so much.

>>11067069
Don't criticize me. Your just obsessed and probably jealous.

>>11067069
holy shit based

>>11067069
shut the fuck up, retard
No one cares

Why doesn't Pepe wear the suit and tie if he's the new greenface representative?

>>11067069
tl;dr

New York and California are the only true flyover states

>when someone who posts frogs tries to start a thread...

>>11067069
>industrial milk
???

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>>11066772
I had a neighborly old couple always give me food, particularity this stuff. I didn't hate it but it always seemed like a confusing mix of food.

>>11068917
Those are quite literally the least flyover states.

>>11067069
I'm american, I know what you mean. It gets far worse than you think. There's PLENTY of "haha creative mommy recipes ur senpai would love!!" Facebook and pinterest recipes. My cousins can't even hold a conventional party. Here's what they bring:
Orange Crush (the soda) Cake (with gelatin in the middle)
Root Beer Cake
Some french toast abortion in a slow cooker I can't even begin to describe
Baked omelette (it's a quiche, but they insisted "baked omelette")
Etc
I brought home made creme puffs, which were all eaten pretty quickly unlike those other momstrosities. I brought a chocolate cake, also eaten very fast, only to be requested to bring stuff over and over.
There's plenty of good original american recipes, but lots are apparently seen as fancyfood or aren't made too often like eggs benedict or crabcakes.

>>11070345
>Cake (with gelatin in the middle)
Sounds good to me. Add custard and you've got a trifle.

>>11070001
>looks like pork, tastes like pork

>>11070350
It was orange-soda gelatin on orange-soda cake that had the texture of stale bread. It also had icing. Maybe it was a artistic representation of diabetes type threetes.

>>11068998
When an anime poster makes fun of a frogposter

>>11070012
They are the only flyover states

>>11070869

Damn now you are starting to get it right.

>>11070364
>when a redditor comes to an anime website and gets triggered by anime

>>11066515
flyover is a pedestrian term anon

>>11066515
if it ain't vegan it ain't right

>>11067069
>words

What a faggot lel

>>11070945
OP is a faggot

>>11067069
t. eats haitian dirt cookies in his third world shack

>>11067736
you're too old for this website

>>11066515
Cream of Mushroom soup is fine you asshole

>>11066515
>When someone who uses the term flyover tries to complain about trump wining the election

>>11066772
based Minnesota
coasties will never know this feel

>>11071069
this

>>11071069