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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Decorating a cake, recipient is turning 33. What should I do in the middle?

>> No.11063441

>>11063430
A double headed eagle perched upon a sword

>> No.11063455

>>11063430
I don't know. You've already messed up the layout of the numbers, so it doesn't matter.

>> No.11063465
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>>11063430
Obviously 69

>> No.11063466

Happy Birthday *insert name*

>> No.11063473

DM rolls natural 20
Suddenly you're old

>> No.11063477

>>11063430
20. Nigga should get a natty 20 on his birthday. Or a 1 for laffs

>> No.11063505
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>>11063455
Bitch plz.

>> No.11063512

>>11063465
his left arm looks like pajama print

>> No.11063558

>>11063465
He's hot but damn is he one of the dumbest people on the planet

>> No.11063564

>>11063430
Cum in it. Not on it, literally ram your dick inside the cake and orgasm

>> No.11063568

>>11063505
I recognize those robot but I can't remember becuase I'm half drunk. Help.

>> No.11063578
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>>11063430
A smiling nujack.

>> No.11063582

>>11063578
That's not nujak

>> No.11063585
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A "G"
Cuz if you aint rollin' gamescience your cheating!

>> No.11063594

>>11063473
Best answer.
Yes same person.
Pls reconsider, OP

>> No.11063599

>>11063582
Blame le funny word filter for preventing me from saying soyjack

>> No.11063603
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>>11063599
You're on /ck/ you stupid fuck. Soy isn't filtered here.

>> No.11063604

>>11063599
You can say soy on /ck/.

>> No.11063620

>>11063599
NEWFAG

>> No.11063637 [DELETED] 

>>11063465
this

>> No.11063638

>>11063620
I can't redpill normies by staying on /pol/, this is like a missionary trip for me.

>> No.11063640

Roody poo

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>>11063599
>Censoring a common ingredient on a cooking board
Go back.

>> No.11063654

how do I maek triforce

>> No.11063667

>>11063650
I'd love to see someone accidentally substitute soy for onions in a recipe desu.

>> No.11063675

>>11063667
Or see retards making threads asking what basedsauce is.

>> No.11063716

>>11063430
put happy birthday in the middle and his name if you can fit it

>> No.11063748

put the number 33

>> No.11063767

put 20 on it and don't fuck up a nice d20 cake
if your friend's autistic

>> No.11063784
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>>11063599
hi r/thedonald

>> No.11063788

>>11063430
OP IS A FAGGOT

>> No.11063790

>>11063430
>33
>plays children's games

>> No.11063793

>>11063638
You're not really redpilling people, just being a fag.

>> No.11063798

>>11063793
Don't encourage it.

>> No.11063800
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>>11063638

>> No.11063803

My dad played D&D with Gary Gygax often. I don't know how that would help you.

>> No.11063808

>>11063803
Ask him if Gygax spoke using silly voices when in character.

>> No.11063810

why is /ck/ filled with so many niggers, cucks and women?

>> No.11063814

>>11063810
Women belong in the kitchen so it’s natural they would be attracted to this board.

>> No.11063818

>>11063810
Because the white man can't cook.

>> No.11063819

>>11063800
>the left still sucks at memes
Just unfuck the font some.

>> No.11063842

>>11063808
My dad is bed-ridden with dementia now lol old faggot

>> No.11063843
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>>11063819

>> No.11063846

33? you fucking spastic

>> No.11063848

>>11063568
Voltron?

>> No.11063849

>>11063842
Your dad sounds like a faggot

>> No.11063850

>>11063430
forever 20?

>> No.11063864

>>11063850
only a woman would suggest this, post your armpits please

>> No.11063871

>>11063849
well, yes that's what I just said

>> No.11063889

>>11063848
YES
God bless you anon, and may your children not be retarded.

>> No.11063897

>>11063889
Fucking VOLTRON

>> No.11063925

>>11063800
Don't encourage it.

>> No.11063927

>>11063889
>>11063568
it's power rangers dude

>> No.11063963
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>>11063927
Can't rustle my jimmers. Fucking Voltron.

>> No.11063986

>>11063842
So everyday is like an RPG game now.

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>>11063430
He is a boomer so pic related.

>> No.11064007

>>11063986
yep, I'm like "dad, don't roll a nat one".

>> No.11064011

>>11063963
It's not Voltron, voltrons feet are lion heads.

>> No.11064012

>>11063846
Cunt

>> No.11064017

A big ole cock

>> No.11064022

>>11064011
fag he's got lions head hand.

>> No.11064025

>>11063430
20 with 13 years experience

>> No.11064029

>>11064007
I'll be here all week ladies and germs.

>> No.11064037

>>11064029
Fucking faggot

>> No.11064040

>>11064022
But the feet should be too. The feet in >>11063505s pic are from megazords I think.

>> No.11064047
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>>11063963
power rangers

>> No.11064049

>>11064037
faggot fucker

>> No.11064051

>>11063558
>hot
???

>> No.11064052
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>>11064022
And feet.

>> No.11064061

>>11064040
I'm gonna megazord your ass

>> No.11064069

>>11064051
Twinks make my penis the big penis

>> No.11064073

>>11064052
he can change hand weapons yes. someone post the pack of voltron dogs shit

>> No.11064075
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>>11064049
>>11064061

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>>11064061
But dats gay

>> No.11064103

>>11064052
I used to have the original toy of this, it was made of metal and you push a button on the arm and the lion's head shot off. It was around in the late 80's.
It's worth a lot of money now days but I trashed it as a kid and lost all the bits and pieces.

>> No.11064117

>>11063430
Nothing riles up a person more than on "over the hill" tombstone, especially if you're younger than them

>> No.11064120

>>11064117
And if you are older,just bully them!

>> No.11064126

>>11064076
based Chilly Willy poster

>> No.11064135

>>11064103
fellow oldfag. we made sure that fucker was dead with m-80's
There were no survivors

>> No.11064389

>>11064135
Fellow fellow oldfag.
My buddy had original '80's Megatron.
He met his demise when we ran out of the one tennis ball we had while playing baseball,he was then buried at sea.(It rained REALLY hard so he rode the rapids into a sewer)

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>>11063430
Thanks ya'll I decided to just go for the nat 20.
This is Swiss meringue buttercream over homemade chocolate cake btw.

Had a major misshap when I tried with box mix and tub frosting. The cake crumb was wayyyy to soft. :(

>> No.11068108

>>11063568
Shogun megazord

>> No.11068321

>>11063843
It's funny to think someone put so much time and effort into that image and they're probably so proud of themselves.

>> No.11068332

>>11064103
i could have bought voltron once, but it was the fucking cars and i said no, i only wanted the lions.