/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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i will literally never stop laughing at this meme, partly because of how delightfully ironically low-effort it is and partly because it actually does trigger grown-ass men who secretly loathe the fact that they have the culinary pallette of a child

based op

>>11062306
thats the most surprising part, that it actually triggers people. ill remember this when i make a meme of my own, to always lower the bar.

>>11062317
make more pepperoni pizza is for children memes, the manchildren need their daily reminder

>>11062306
>>11062317
>>11062331
meme aside I love this 'cuz neighbour's kids spout stuff just as corny

>>11062270
cute

I don't understand this one.
Pepperoni is way too spicy for children.

>>11062356
>whitebois think pepperoni is too spicy

>>11062372
>blackboi thinks he knows what spicy food is

The hottest food ive ever had that actually tasted like something, not just a bottle of pepper spray, was from my nigerian neighbour. Spicier but probably just as flavourful as the Indian across the street. imagine thinking deli meats are spicy

>>11062372
>black BOYS think jail is where you go to meet your dad after they drop out of middle school.

>>11062414
>white BOIS can't handle jail

>>11062414
imagine being this upset because you cant eat pepperoni because it's too spicy

>>11062270
Adult people who eat pepperoni as a pizza topping are literally worse than Hitler.

>>11062270
Aaahw yiiss
*box*

Now try some of this sriracha
*hooked for life*

*get paid a lifetime supply of 'cha by david himself*

Nothing personnel, kid.

>>11062270
Cute.

>>11063270
>cute
That kid is smoking hot

>>11062317
>thats the most surprising part, that it actually triggers people.
How is it surprising that if you target the most popular topping by far of a kind of food 95% of the population is eating multiple times per month, that you will consistently get defensive or annoyed responses? It's the same principle behind the success of transparent and poorly constructed Nigerian prince email or robo-dialed fake IRS threat scams. Even if you have an approach that's so low quality is only works half of one percent of the time, that's still 5,000 successes per every one million people you target.
It's the size of your target population that matters most, it isn't going to work well if you write some brilliant high quality bait post that only applies to one or two anons who see it.

>>11063464
Based focused autist anon!

>>11062270
I always wanted a pepperoni pal, thanks kid

literally my go to topping with tuna. its goat pizza everything else is shit

>>11062356
not spicy only too salty.

>>11062270
hell ya little guy i fucking love pepperoni

>>11062270
got some good taste, Kid.

>>11062372
White people, the ones who fucking guzzle hot sauce and eat ghost peppers.... More proof that blacks are a sub-80 IQ human genus.

>>11064084
whoa, badass white guy in the house!

>>11062342
what exactly do they say?

>>11062385
based poojeet

>>11064207
shut up boy.

my favourite pizza is just tomato cheese and basil and I will not apologise : )

>>11062306
It isn't a meme, it is a spam bot.