/ck/ - Food & Cooking

In this country we consider it unsanitary to put your feet directly on the food.

>>11061613
mosque burning is still prevalent

>>11061613
More Mexicans than muslims

Kronos Gyros are far superior

>>11061624
this

My guess is that there's too much competition from taco places.

>>11061613
Flyover? Gyros/kebabs/shawarma is extremely popular on the coasts and in cities.

We already have gyros made by based greeks.

>>11061632
I live in Chicago
There’s a few places but it’s not like in Europe where you can get kebab on every street corner

I saw plenty of halal wagons in NY, and they all smell liked ass. Granted that may have just been the city in general.

Flyovers tend not to try different things and stick to their own.

In europe kebab restaurants are supported by low rent costs and they pay their employees illegal wages.

not bland enough for them.

Because our version are regional burger/BBQ/hotdog/sandwich shops. Since America still retains an actual national identity, there is local pride in regional cuisine. Unlike Europe, we try to keep our culture alive.

>>11061714
Hnnnng

>>11061613
I live in a town of 25,000, and have two restaurants where I can buy kebab.

>>11061613
Because it's not deep fried.

>>11061716
>america
>culture
Pick one

Because we have different immigrants. Our kebab shop equivalent is Chinese or pizza. I wish kebab shops were as prevalent as they are in Europe though.

>>11061613
shawarma/gyro got pretty popular a couple years ago. people in usa hear kebab and think it's meat skewers

>>11061725
We are all Earthlings. Evolve or be left behind... again. I am french and american now. The place is awesome.

>>11061613
It already took over Mexico
not only that, they improved kebab and turned it into Pastor
Get dunked on, U cranes!

America is largely anti-Islam unlike Europe

For me, it's shawarma. Seriously tho, the place I go you get a shawarma plate for like 7 and kebabs are like 13. Get some tabbouleh and hummus with that shit it's tits.

>>11061621
kek

>>11061652
>Flyovers
this phrase right here is why you lost the election

>>11062074

I think I might be the only one here who uses the term "flyovers' correctly.

>>11062098
dat am be racis

They have Mexicans instead of Arabs.

Even Amerilards have some standards it seems, fucking kebab-shops are a travesty and disgrace in Yorop!
The kind of slop they serve i wouldn't even feed to my worst enemy...

>>11062103
And blacks.
Never forget about the blacks.

>>11061707
>>11061703
what is this white dressing

>>11062132
Tzatziki

>>11062131
We have blacks too, Jamaican food in the UK, Maghreb in France.

Because tacos are better.

>>11062132
"""ethnic""" sour cream

>>11061632
Califag here. I'd argue that it's not exactly "extremely popular", but it certainly has a presence. SoCal does have a lot of Flame & Skewers though, I will admit...

>>11061703
>>11061714
> Using the Gyro to hold your fries
I feel so stupid for never considering it sooner.

>>11061613
We have Tacos.

>>11062103
>>11061621
We’ve adopted kebab from all the Lebanese immigrants, actually. We call it al pastor.
>t. h’white Mexican

>>11061613
>Why hasn’t Kebab taken off in the US?

We have Mexicans, that's why.

Why haven't burritos & tacos taken off in Europe?

>>11062132
It's yoghurt, dill and cucumber.

>>11062319
We make it with pork tho hehe

>>11061621
>>11062319
>>11062343
Al pastor is of the gods and is made with pork so you know it's better than anything a Muslim could make

>>11061613
Americans are too scared to sell a doner kebab in case American diners confuse it with the Donner party from the 1800s. How does it feel to be educated on 4Chan?

because meatloaf is boring.
Even if it is "mystery" meatloaf.

>>11061638
The place up on linden is the only dedicated gyro joint I've seen so far up here

>>11063085
It isn't meatloaf you dumb amerifat

>>11063105
then what primal cut of meat it is?
Exactly.

>>11061652

No, it's because third worlder immigrants prefer the shit infested urban sprawl they're used to over small town America, so they mostly wind up in metropolitan shitholes like socal.

>>11061613
mexicans love that shit and we're 50% of the population now, so you're wrong

People here don't eat lamb and donar with other meat is pointless.

>>11061613
This is gyro country

>>11063399
no one has any idea how many of you there are, but I know for a fact you do drywall for 5 bucks an hour.

>>11061632
Nebraska
Quite a few gyro places. None of them are authentic though. I'd kill for a real gyro again

There are plenty if gyro places here in white suburbia

>>11061613
We largely don't need to eat waste meat to get protein. Those of us that do, already have better options. A lot of Lebanese people serve good lamb on a rotator like pic related, but food served by people can't exactly be called kebab, can it?

>>11061613

The last time kebab took off in the US, 3,000 people died.

>>11063269
small town America sucks ass though. Full of poor whites that act no different than poor blacks

We have something better called al pastor. The greatest gift the Mexicans have ever given us.

>>11064464

You fucker I was going to make that joke.

>>11064471
>gift
>he thinks it was free

It's how they paid for the wall

>>11061991
based spic

>>11061621
this

>>11063030
Thankfully it's the Christian Syrian-Lebanese that came to the Americas. This is notable in Brazil as well, where it's commonly called "Greek Barbecue" for many different reasons.

>>11061657
It's just business front for money laundering.

>>11064466
Lmao no

>>11061638
>>11063095
You in the city proper, or in Skokie/Evanston?
There's Hellas Gyros on Wilson and Broadway, a Greek run diner on Granville and Broadway, and another gyro place on Division and Broadway. That's just on the north side, there's tons on the south.

what does it mean if a gyros place doesn't have pork? I don't know if it's more or less authentic but pork is way better.

>>11061613
It fucking has we call it gyro and it has like a slightly different meat mix and spice mix. Fuck off and learn about other cultures before you comebt about them retard.

Everyone fucking eats gyro but a few lame ass white bread retards, asians, and i assume ignorant african americans

>>11061632
Its popular af in the flyover states fuck off theres no such thing as a flyover, indiana is the motor sports capital of the world and the basketball capital too. Flyoverstate is such a retard democrat centrist term fuck you bigot. We eat gyro all the fucking time too fuck off

Gyro is usually better IMO most Muslim places seem to be drier and tougher. Especially their falafel, it’s already dry enough and muslims here turn into sand and grit that no amount of sauce helps. I do enjoy the sauces in general though

>>11064111
“Real gyro” gryo was invented in new york in like 1979 idk what you mean by real gyro unless youre getting that really really lame slabs of thin spiced shit

>>11061652
Literally not true in any form at all

>>11061716
Bullshit and you know it. Im a nationalist through and theough but that statement is bullshit af, america is much more willing to try new things than other places.

>>11065367
>invented in NY
What are you talking about?
Yiros also called gyros is a Greek dish invented in, well you know, Greece!
Next you’ll be saying burgers were invented in Chicago.

>>11061613
we dont take kindly to your types around here

>>11065258
That still ain't shit, bub. I live in a european city with just over 110k residents and we have about 50 kebab joints.

>>11065343
Gyros is Greek, they make it with pork. If it's Beef they're selling, they're just calling it gyros for advertising reasons - it's more likely a muslim-ran joint that sells kebab and calls it gyro.

Nigga I live in the deep south and we have 5 Greek restaurants within 20 minutes of each other. Kebabs are everywhere.

>>11061725
You're so inundated with American culture you actually think it's your own and are now confused. You watch American movies and listen to American music and post on an American website. That's all American culture

>>11065417
this/thread

In America is not real kebab. Highly unlikely profits go to fund terrorist activities. Too much salad, almost never served with potato fries.

>>11061632
I live in Detroit. We probably have the largest concentration of arab shawarma restaurants thanks to dearborn and alot of outlying cities. Fuck ton of Greeks too.

this thread is bazingas
you can get a gyro in any small town anywhere

>>11061716
Stolen cuisine

>>11068566
they arent the same at all

>>11065456
Congrats on beig forcibly cultrually enriched in poorville

>>11061741
>French
>Now American

>>11065456
Are Yuropoors really this culturally enriched?

>>11068588
that's what we have and that's all you'll get

>>11068596
Congrats on being locked in poorville while not able to experience any food other than megacorporation fastfood, Sonny Jim.

>>11061637
ok Alexandros

>>11061632

I live in a "flyover" and we have several cheap, quality gyro shops in my town. They seemed to start catching on in the early 2000's.

Anyone ever been to Berlin and had a Berlin style döner kebab? Lived there for a while and miss them like crazy. Any places in the Northeast I can get something comparable?

>>11061613
too much focus on cows over there

kebab rankings go
>Pork
>Lamb

power gap

>Chicken
>falafel or whatever vego option

>>11061613
Food poisoning

>>11061632
a literl hole in the wall in iowa has the best hummus i've ever had. decent shawarma and lamb pita.
We just dont call it kebab because of the confusion with kabob.

>>11069565
>falafel
>last
zoinks scoob

>>11061613
Mediterranean food is overpriced in my state. It's everywhere but overpriced so it will never get more popular than Mexican.

>>11061652
Like 99% of the human population tends not to try different things and tends to stick to their own. For example, you probably won't spend much time visiting places that you dismiss as being "flyover"

>>11069600
>kebab and kabob are two different things
wtf
I think I hear a plane over my shack

>>11061632
Surrounded by coast on 3 sides and there is only a Salem's and a traditional sit-down greek place to fulfill my gyro needs.

I get Cuban and Jamaican places, but still.

>>11062302
Cool blog. You can get back on your knees and carry on slurping cock now.

>>11061632
Kebab is not some fantastical myth food that only exists on the coasts, nor is any food really. I've got a kebab place about 20 minuets from where I live.

>>11061716
>actual national identity
never ever had an actual national identity
white people are learning spanish bc the population is to a big part mexican
biggest food from the US is meat over fire

>>11061613
Because our fast food is better.

>>11061637
This. Greek food not muslim terrorist food.

In my country kebab is called greek bbq lol

We look for our missing kids.

>>11070498
meat over fire is the best food anyway as long as you season it with nothing else besides salt. those candy bbq sauces you guys pour over ribs is really depressing
waste of good meat
the argentinians are right

>>11062321
>We have Mexicans, that's why.
>Why haven't burritos & tacos taken off in Europe?

/thread

>>11071557
>>Why haven't burritos & tacos taken off in Europe?

CUZ DEY WAICIST!!!

>>11065367
What I mean by 'real gyros' is that I mean the ones I ate in Greece you swarmy cunt

>>11061632
bad one
>>11061636
good one
>>11061703
bad one
>>11061707
bad one
>>11061714
good one

>>11061613
Because we have mexican food.

>>11071631
You have no idea obviously what constitutes a decent kebab or gyro .
If there are fries inside it then it’s a complete fail.
Fuck off with your reviewing as if you’re some kind of expert .

>>11071557
Because every European country, if not each region of a given country has its local cusine. Burritos and tacos are unheard of east of the Pyrenees, outside of globalized fastfood chains.

>>11071750
clearly you've never been outside the US so keep your mouth shut

>>11071861
>>11071750
>larping as food snobs for drunken street food

>>11071873
I’m not a food snob but where I live ,Scotland , you don’t get served chips inside a pitta kebab.. hardly being a snob but just saying it’s a bit uppity to be reviewing them as “good/bad” when you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about .

>>11071873
>larping as an authority what can be discussed relating to the thread .
You can fuck off too .

>>11064464
Hoooly shit

>>11065241
white nigger spotted.

>>11065360
chill out, jedediah

>>11068547
Mah nigga

>Bucharest over in foxtown, scross the street from the Fillmore
>Anita's Kitchen in Fagdale
>Anywhere at the corner of 15 Mile and Ryan

And motherfucking Shatila bakery for the bomb weed munchies

>>11062074
Voted for Trump, still don't want to live in your shithole state

>>11065360
>made up capitals to feel important

>>11061613
It's around, we just have better white people food than Europe and a lot more alternative ethnic choices as well. It's America. We have fucking everything here and it's relatively cheap. We get fat for a reason, just like Francois get high cholesterol for a reason.
I'm actually prolly gonna order a kebeb on flat bread sub tomorrow, for the second time, and hope I get the shift that wash their fucking hands.

>>11061613
Burritos are a thing.

>>11065360
Unironically based Indiana boomer bubba poster.

>>11061991
This is true, Al pastor>kebab

Because you don't have enough muslims.

And no, your Nation of Islam negros are not muslims.

>>11061991
>[white risk evaluation intensifies]
>processing beaner food vs exploding semite food
Your alright, Pancho... For now. Don't cross the border tonight.

>>11074427
>we just have better white people food than Europe

You have piles of sugar and fat.

>>11074473
You should run for mayor of NY. No one forces you to buy that shit or be a dumbass. I've made pickles and kimchi myself.

>>11074476
Which is to say, foods that are borderline calorie negative, like celery.

>>11063082
>doner kebab

that's nazi propaganda.

>>11074487
Couldn't agree more. Friggin Nazis.

>>11068260
This is kind of sadly true. The second biggest air force in the world belongs to the US Navy. And Pres DJT funded space marines because the Chinese littered the satellite space with debris blowing up their own satellite to sabre rattle. Beats Obama's use of NASA for muslim outreach.
Shit might get interesting soon.

>>11074513
If Earth was a Civ game, the US would have come out of nowhere and won thrice over on various conditions.

>>11069085
Best donners ever.

>>11061730
But kebab sounds different from kabob

>>11071928
Maybe if you had ever left your deep fried loch snowdon and tried some original gyros pita, you would have noticed that they always come with some french fries inside and that it's actually fockin' delicious. I don't tell you with what to fill your sheep stomach and you keep your flap closed about gyros pites.

>>11074523
>the size of my boats is equivalent to my power
it's not the 40s anymore, boomer

>>11069085
Even if you go to Turkish restaurants in the US, it won't be the same as the döner in Berlin because they don't use the same kind of bread. Most of the time they won't use cabbage, either.

>>11063030
>Al pastor is of the gods
Hell yes it is.

I'd rather live in a comfy white flyover state than a city that is completely infested with libtards and minorities...

Enjoy your 350k apartment and Hispanic neighbors

>>11061613
I know they aren't quite the same, but Gyro places are all over the place here in Nashville.

>why hasn't kebab in America taken off

Kebab's took off in planes in 2001

>>11061991
based jorge

>>11061613
Last time kebab took off in the US it lead to the invasion of Iraq.

>>11062138
Maghreb means north african arabs

>>11061632
>>11061636
>>11061703
>>11061707
>>11061714
For me, it's the kebab wrap.

I guess tortillas and burritos have a similar role in the US.

>>11074179

>>11074427
Imagine being this retarded

Because the trend of eating some old crusty alss cum smeared meat and immediatly throwing up afterwards is more popular in Europe, where the Turks spit everywhere.
A difference between a kebab and gyros is just the little bit more cum soaked salad. And that's it.

>>11075550
>putting lettuce/tomato on one side and beat on the other
>instead of stacking them so you get all in each bite
I hope whoever made this gets reprimanded.

>>11075621
It's like that because of how the wrap is made, I suppose, they all are like that.

There are variations. Some restaurants boast with huge wraps referred as "elephant foot", some add special sauces. Feta and blue cheese are popular. How the wrap is made varies, some are made open end and some kind of envelope pocket.

Hand edibility varies, like you couldn't eat that another roll above but this small one would be great chomped from the end when ordered in foil, to go.

>>11061613
>land of the fastfood
>anyone chosing kebab over hundreds of way better things to eat for cheap

>>11075318
Sorry Cletus.. but you’re wrong .
Loch Snowdon is probably somewhere in wales so not even same country . And stuffed sheep’s stomach (aka haggis) is spectacularly delicious. Go shite in your hands and clap mate.

>>11061621
Mexicans are 100x better then muslims.

A vast majority of Mexicans work their asses off, Send money to relatives in Mexico for food, and just get drunk on the weekend like Americans. A vast majority of Muslims turn your town to a smelly shithole with a mosque on every fucking corner and wire money to ISIS.