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hi ck. i have a little problemo maybe you can help me out. I want to order food that will make me look tough. i have a date tonight with a roastie i met online and i want her to think im totally some hunky meat eating, girl ravaging animal. I was thinking of ordering 2 steaks at the same time, both rare and eating them with my hands (no joke) but then i dont want her to think im crazy.
so realisticaly, what can i order that will make me look tougher than i am. i want her to really be into me. a little background on me, im a goldstar gay man but i dont think that matters. i also have a fine taste in wine, french foods and cheesecakes.
can you help me out anons?

>> No.11061208
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11061208

if she's asian, take her to a Chinese restaurant. Dress is something China related. Eat with chopsticks.

Show her you understand her culture.

Azns girls don't like macho.They want intellectual boys.

>> No.11061214

Real men protect animals instead of eat them. Abstaining rather than being like everyone else will make you seen like a leader. Quit being a pussy.

>> No.11061288

Whoa Jay Bauman lost his virginity?

>> No.11061305

Go to a Brazilian steakhouse and just chow down my dude. You can look chad as fuck wolfing down meat while she's overwhelmed by the exoticness of Brazilian cuisine.

But why the fuck are you taking an online toastie to dinner instead of just pumping and dumping her without telling her your full name?

>> No.11061308

>>11061179
>I was thinking of ordering 2 steaks at the same time, both rare and eating them with my hands (no joke) but then i dont want her to think im crazy.
Do it, and film it.

>> No.11061321

>>11061179
>going to a date for the first time at a restaurant

never gonna make it, it will be awkward as fuck, should have taken her to go get a coffee or bowling.

I took my last gf out biking on our first date, you gotta break the ice with an activity before you go face to face and try to talk over a meal.

>> No.11061328

>>11061179
Never ask any 4chan board for dating advice...
Fucking order a steak and eat it like a civilised person.

>> No.11061331

>>11061305
This

>> No.11061372

>>11061328
Don't listen to this beta cuck. Go with your original plan. Order two steaks, eat with your hands. If she seems like a gold digger, or a cunt, then halfway through get up to go to the washroom. Clean up, and bounce. Leave that bitch the bill.

Do it again next week with the next roastie. Enjoy free steak every week.

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>>11061214
We're talking pussy here, not pussycats

>> No.11061462

>>11061308
This. Make sure you have shots of her facial expression interspersed with particularly egregious shots of you ripping off huge chunks and blood running down your chin dripping onto your shirt.

>> No.11061570

Why are you wasting money taking her out when you can cook at home? I suggest a romantic dessert of chocolate covered strawberries. You can use water to help make the chocolate thinner so it's easier to cover the berries

>> No.11061740

>>11061570
>>11061372

>> No.11062124

>>11061179
>goldstar gay man
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