/ck/ - Food & Cooking

None of that sounds vegan

>>11059098
For the food part, spread tumblr shit fat acceptance jew tricks

Second, get so muscular that you scare away the beta virgin fags

>>11059098
This is a really dumb post. Neck yourself.

>>11059098

Poisoner.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly is your end goal in all of this? Also, why do you want to do this?

>>11059098
>If it's not healthy, then you shouldn't eat it at all, but you did. What's the problem now?
That's terrible logic, no one will fall for that argument anon. You sound fat, but anyone who isn't fat doesn't have a problem seeing that there isn't an equivalence between eating 1 burger a week and eating 20 a week, "all things in moderation" and all that. Try just offering junk food to them/having it around passively and people will be more likely to have some, that's more likely to work.

>>11059098
I bring baked goods into work all the time. I noticed the people who are in a ""dieting"" phase and people who are actually healthy will avoid the sweet stuff I bring in. So I started bringing in homemade bread, this gets them everytime. Make sure to provide various flavored butters and jams to make it worse for them. Usually this will break any of the dieters without true self control. Baby steps OP, people who eat healthy can't just go straight for milkshakes and fried shit, they'll feel like crap. Ease into it.

>>11059098

>>11059098
if you're attempting what I think you're attempting then godspeed, anon.

You don't want to go down this road, OP. Diabetes killed my mother. She died in her sleep, just like yours will tonight if you don't reply to this post.

>>11059098
You can mind your own fucking business you obese autist.

>>11059136
Fat chicks

>>11059136
He either has one of those weird sexual fetishes for making people fat or else he's fat and wants to bring everyone else down to his level to make himself look less bad in comparison.
Alternatively he learned about accelerationism for the first time recently and is now trying to push unhealthy modern lifestyles to their logical conclusion so we reach a breaking point that generates radical social change for the better.

>>11059175
This is brilliant. People will either feel guilty or look bad if they turn down homemade food. Maybe even using something like "This is to raise money and awareness for cancer research or some disease."
I like phrases like "Live a little" or "Variety is the spice of life" and getting people to think they're boring or rude for not eating tons of cookies. Get a narrative going where they feel compelled to lighten up a bit and prove that they can be fun too. Withhold any laughter and just look at them deadpan or with contempt until they get with the program and "lighten up". Give lots of disappointed looks to them.
Going out to a restaurant that has no real healthy options is good too, like an ice cream place. If that person doesn't eat, then the rest of the time can be structure around people psychoanalyzing them and remarking about how boring and what a picky, fussy eater they are. A health nut.
The word "fussy" really gets to some people. Fussy bitch. Fuck those people.

>>11059118
I've seen that it is sometimes effective to act territorial about fitness and health. Call into question the healthy eaters and exercisers like "What do YOU need to eat healthy for? What are YOU training for? Why do you care so much? One donut isn't going to kill you, Jesus fucking Christ!" Just ridicule them until they feel intimidated or embarrassed into stopping.
It's fun to watch someone submissively eat junk food or abstain from exercise because they don't have permission or support.

>>11059390
Tbh good.
I don't want no fucking pussies in the fitness world who would give up cause of questions like yours anyway.

Solid mind
Solid body

>How can I get people around me to eat unhealthy food on a regular basis?
Most people will do that w/o your permission.

>>11059098
move to america

>>11059390
This is hilarious you tubby cunt.

No strong willed individual would concede to that. ESPECIALLY not from a FAT FUCK.

>>11059098
>so bitter, jealous and lacking in self discipline that they resort to attempting to undermine their "supposed" peers .

I say "supposed" because they're not. No fat person is in the same peer group as their co-workers or friends simply because they don't have the discipline to look after themselves.

There is a very large percentage of people who simply dislike fatties. Especially the fatties who come from a good upbringing. They should know better, are weak and have been pampered their entire childhood.

Sort it out or hurry up and die.

>>11059390
Literally what? All that's going to accomplish is making you look like a psychopath. You won't have to worry about making people fat because they will start to avoid your crazy ass.

>>11060065
This.

>tfw weight gain fetish
>tfw no friends who enable you to get fat

The smart and dedicated will just alter the rest of their eating for that day to adjust to anything you'd bring into work or try to pass onto them during the day, assuming they fall for it at all. You'll only get those still struggling with cravings.

>>11059098
>trying to sabotage everyone around you so you look better in comparison
pretty based my dude, not gonna lie.

>>11059286
I can't risk it lads.

>>11059286

>>11059286
damn.

>>11059390
"And then everyone clapped!"
It doesn't work that way fatty. People (not you) have self-control.

>>11059286
Hah, nice.

>>11059390
haha fucking morons trying to be healthy lol what losers amirite

>>11059286
Fuck you my lad.

>>11059175
your tactics wouldn't work on me. I don't snack.

>>11059286

>>11059098
Open your mouth, here I come.

Make some jumbo cranberry nut muffins.

you are a literal parasite

>>11059098
Jesus fuck I hope you die a painful death for making this thread. Really really bad thread.

>>11059098
based

>>11059390
>Intimidating
>A tubby piece of shit
Pick one and only one.

>>11059286
Fuck you buddy.
>>11059390
Unironically kill yourself.

>>11059175
Do you cum in the butter you nasty butterboy?

Fat people shouldn’t be allowed to live. We need to kill them and eat them for the nutrients.

>>11059286
some risks you just don't take

>>11059286

>>11062119
based
>>11059390
cringe, unironically kys

>>11062152
Eat me Shawn

>>11062190
Fuck off lad Shawn is going to eat me first.

>>11062216
kill me, Pete

>>11062216
Kill me, Pete

>>11059286

>>11059286
Fuck you

>>11059286
oK

>>11059098
Kys my man

>>11059286
Obligatory FU.

>>11059286

fuck off

>>11059175
>>11059098

what will this accomplish

>>11059286
f u my moms the perfect size :,(

>>11062639
perfect size to plug up the Chunnel.

>>11059390
If you are being serious, you are a man child. If you are trolling, you are still a man child. Grow up.

>>11062670
I had to google that fyi and I'm not happy >:(

>>11059175
fit copypasta
>>11059286
fuck you

>>11062162
nobody cares what votes you want to give a post faggot

>>11062873
>fit copypasta
I just typed all that up and never visit /fit/, is there a similar pasta?

>>11059098
Are you mentally ill?

>>11062893
cringe and redpilled

>>11061835
>"And then everyone clapped!"
Plz don't use that shitty reddit meme here

>>11059286
nigger

>>11059098

>>11059098
>this entire post

>>11059286
based

>>11059286
Wow you sure are a real piece of shit

>>11059390
>"What do YOU need to eat healthy for? What are YOU training for? Why do you care so much? One donut isn't going to kill you, Jesus fucking Christ!"

this will just get you alienated from everyone
people will see you as a very weird and creepy person

>nobody has posted immunity dog yet
well I guess it's up to me then.

>>11059286
I'll just take this opportunity to call you a nigger.

>OP

>>11059098
>fatass OP can't get fit and now wants everybody to be as fat and pathetic as he is
Nice one OP

>>11059286
Jokes on you faggot my mom is already dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11062902
Maybe. But around here any post that's longer than three sentences gets accused of being copypasta because nobody could/would have written that much on their own

>>11062152
Thanks, Shawn.

>>11059286
clever

>>11059276
Well, we know where you hail from

This is a very common life game. It's very likely that everyone in this thread has played this game or knows someone who has played it. All of the media is saturated with this game, it's embedded in every tv show and movie.

>>11064129
Tell me more roach master. What is this game?

>>11064026
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>>11059286
I'm not taking any chances

Any good fapfics in this vein?