/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11058191
No Slim Jim's, do you even really consider this person your friend?

all those bags are gonna pop to hell on the plane ride there tho

>>11058191
PACK THE SAUCE BETTER

Stuff a burger recipe in there

Ehhh...not very good honestly. There's nothing there really that stands out as uniquely American except the Easy Cheese (and not in a good way).

You should have included some Mexican type stuff that he definitely can't get in Australia, like some hot sauces.

All those chips probably have similar Australian counterparts.

>>11058224
I sent him the website to the grocery store I used and it's all stuff he picked out himself, sans the bacon bits, cheese, and smartfood. He really wanted junk food I guess.

need some flamin' hot cheetos in there

When I cook I like to use the ingredients I find under my bed. This will make a hearty good meal for me tonight.

>>11058191
where are all the high fructose sweets?

>>11058269
he wanted less cheetos and more bugles actually

>>11058278
>pepsi
absolute subhuman

>>11058291
DUN MAKE FUN OF BEPSI

>>11058191
Only thing good in there is ruffles and EZ cheese
Why the Ragu? Do roos not have spaghetti sauces?

Should replace ragu with pace red lid picante sauce and some velveeta

>>11058236
Well I'll be damned. If he picked it out then alright I guess.

>>11058278
pic two weeks after cleanup, never again

>>11058326
Well I guess we wont be eating meals from under the bed anymore

>>11058191
Why would you send funyuns and bugles to anybody you call friend? Replace with marshmallow fluff and the cheddar chex mix.

>>11058326
now the mice won't have a city to dwel in

>>11058347
>SHITTING ON FUNYUNS

FITE ME FAGET

>>11058278
>syringes in 2 litre bottle
What do you shoot anon?

>>11058356
I'm literally low test

>>11058361
>low test
That explains the hair ties then

>>11058347
Man, I didn't know it was possible to have this much of a plebeian palate. The fluff would be a good addition, though.

>>11058437
halt

do you like funyuns? yes or no

>>11058832
Yes. What kind of filthy subhuman do you take me for?

>>11058856
good, you may proceed

>>11058437
Bugles taste like stale fritos. I don't know what planet you're from where that tastes remotely any good.

funyuns are disgusting. fuck all of you.

Go back to fctv and stay there until you've developed a finer appreciation for the culinary arts. And then still stay there, because we still don't want you.

>>11058870
>funyuns are disgusting. fuck all of you.

identify yourself faget

>>11058870

ive always hated bugles

something happened when i was a kid and i dont want to talk about it

>>11058191
No easy mac, no Maine lobster roll, no California rolls. What are you even doing?

>straya has some of the worst food posted on /ck/
>strayans are the biggest shitposters on /ck/
>do americans really posters are 2/3 strayan

Yeah, send him our absolute worst garbage that nobody older than 12 in flyover land in the 90's (bacon bits, really?) ever eats. That'll solve Americas image problem abroad.

>>11058941
who cares what some australian thinks?

>>11058941
MURRIKA #1 USA USA USA USA BEST CHIPS BEST FOOD YOU CAN'T BEST wooooooooooo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11058941
>flyover land

spic, nigger or white shitlib detected

>>11058978
>he thinks the parts of the country that literally nobody cares about, where walmart is the only food option if you don't hunt/farm/fish your own food, is the (((real america)))

>>11059029
hello kike

>>11058278
I thought my life was a train wreck.
Thanks buddy. I feel better.

>>11058978
I love seeing, every single day, that rabid conservatives are far too stupid for clever wordplay.

Add these for the love of god.

>>11059322

>>11059282
by clever wordplay do you happen to mean "pilpul"?

>>11058191

Basically gas station tier trash

>>11058199

>>11058191
>goodies
>shitty gas station tier junk food
Why do you hate your penpal, OP? Or are you trying to get him to hate America (even more)?

Send some gushers

>>11058197
Macho Man is the only person I've ever really known

>>11058326
what made you clean? saw a rat?

>>11059643
was watching hoarders, it always makes me want to clean

>>11058941
Do American's really think they don't have tomato sauce in Austria

>no cheddar flavoured popcorn
never gonna make it

>>11058191

You are a good friend.

>>11061554
4u

>>11058191
No candy? Boring m8

>>11059282
kek, fucking this

>>11062365
>>11059282
I'll debate either of you idiots on the JQ and win. Try me

>>11062382
what is the JQ?

>>11062392
kys

im getting everything ready, r8 my super duper high quality packin material

Needs herrs chips.

>>11058212
>There's nothing there really that stands out as uniquely American except the Easy Cheese (and not in a good way)
This.
I'm american and even I found this shit to be disgusting.

>>11058191
idk if youre still here op but id get some actual rare items for your bud.
>stuff that only your state makes
>immigrant stuff that hasnt reached straya yet (mexican candies etc)
>some actual rare garbo that is shit but good for the experience

>>11063922
thats a big thumb

>>11058926
>No in-n-out
WHY EVEN SEND THE PACKAGE??

>>11058191
>befriending a criminal
lmao

Won't make it through customs you dumb fuck

>>11064450
This, they'll burn all that American garbage, you need a lot of permits and shiet