/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11038749
>Chicken permission

>>11038749
There is grease pooling in the corners, I may be an amerifat but that is too much, that shit looks foul.

>>11038749
A good doner kebab

>>11038749
>Oi! You got a permit for ya parm?

>tfw no munchy box
I needs it, brahs.

what is that supposed to be? a pizza?

As bad as things are right now in my country, every time I see one of these threads I'm grateful to be American. Because, you know, it would be unimaginably terrible to have been a bong.

>>11038822
>a circle of carbs & vegetable oil
>soy-nuggets & red mystery thingie
>soy-strips
>cabbage
>soft fries from absorbing all the moisture from the cabbage&other food items

>>11038977
>>11038972
>>11038963
why the fuck isn't this a thing in America

>>11038995
Because we haven't been fully inundated with Muslims. Yet.

>>11038999
Bad deal lol

>>11038977
>two aluminum boxes of worms and maggots, please

what is that dirty piece of shit i'm looking at that's supposed to be food for bongs?

>>11038749
>takeaway
What does that even mean? Is that like takeout food?

>>11038995
We have many things that are very similar. Its easy to get food like this just served in a styrofoam box instead of a cardboard one.

>>11039086
how did you ever guess

Kebab pizza is the ultimate redpill

>>11038781

>>11038931
>red mystery thingie
Chicken Pakora m8. it's gud.

>>11039087
Any tips on where to find something like this in the east coast? I'd honestly like to try something like this >>11038977. Cheap greasy food is great every once in a while and I'd like to try something similar.

>>11040807
kfc

>>11039075
A million times this. Nothing compares. Served with a nice lager.

>>11038813
British women are almost as disgusting as their food

>>11038931
>>soft fries from absorbing all the moisture from the cabbage&other food items
They're called chips m8, and they're meant to be soggy. We eat soggy chips and muricans eat chewy biscuits.

>>11041118
I dunno why but I feel the urge to fuck the left blonde girl.

>>11039075
God tier takeaway but I'm too poor to get it often

>>11041261
how much is it

>>11041118
The second from the left might be fit if she wasn't fat.

>>11038907
>As bad as things are right now in my country
>Because, you know, it would be unimaginably terrible to have been a bong.

>Not liking the direction america is going in
>THIS being the reason you pity bongs

shig.

skinny manlet here but could honestly put a serious dent into any of these glorious atrocities

looks like slop

>>11041118
Is the one on the right wearing a mask or what? And is the one second from right not actually a man?

>>11041118
i would unironically pump and dump all four of them to be quite honest

>>11041340
>space force 2020
>not liking the direction america is going in

Yeah, America totally isn't the laughing stock of the entire fucking world right now.

>>11041118
The left is pulling off a mean Stay Puft Marshmallow cosplay

These might be peculiar to Scotland, I dunno.
It's called a 'King Rib'.
It's some sort of mystery meat compressed into a rectangular sorta shape, covered in a batter, and deep fried.

>>11041509
based and redpilled

>>11038749
>there are people who willingly eat that

>>11041509
>laughing at America AGAIN
Every time someone does this we succeed and everyone copies us. Honestly why is it that eurofags and bongs hate progress? They still follow thousand year old garbage traditions of serving a king and queen and paying half their salary to them for doing nothing just because they were born looking like inbreds with a name.

>>11041339
They are all ugly, but you still chose the only one that is a man. How does it feel?

>>11041348
This. Those things look like crap but you KNOW they must taste amazing.

>>11041812
>there are people who willingly eat

>>11041340
Divided and retarded? Nty

>>11038749
>parmo
"traditionally consisted of pork in breadcrumbs topped with a white béchamel/Parmesan sauce and Parmesan cheese"
So is that all pork?

>>11038812
methinks the lardy doth protest too much

>>11041882
America isn't progressing, its going backwards

>>11041899
Pork or chicken, smashed flat

>indian takeaway
>kebab
>pizza

takeaway power rankings

>>11041965
You missed out your 'cheeky Nandos' ya little poofter.
Proper rankings:

1 - The chip shop. The chippy is quintessentially most British of institutions, an establishment of unspoken heritage and silently acknowledged cultural superiority. Those subjects of Her Majesty who do not take the fayre of their local chip shop are for the watching.

2 - The greasy spoon cafe type place. Like the chip shop, this is a cultural icon of breakfast rolls and porridge pots. Usually full of fat builders with hangovers eating huge plates of fried stuff with a banana flavour Yazoo to calm the stomach.

3 - The bakers. Not one of those massive chain bakeries that pump out salt laden pastries and mystery meat pies, but a more traditional local bakery with regional specialities such as the Chelsea bun, the Paris bun or the Selkirk Bannock.

I'm afraid that your collection is plainly just wrong. Enjoy ur fecal matter and funding people that hate you.

>>11041250
check out holly jayde

>>11041332
rice, a curry, naan bread and bombay potatoes usually costs about £10, but there's usually a minimum order requirement for delivery AND a delivery cost so it can end up being £15+ for one persons food.

>>11042015
>being northern
grim

>>11042015
Nandos is shite
Fish and chips is boring
Greasy spoons are shit tier
Bakers are shit.

Love an indian takeaway

Chicken Bhuna
Lamb Bhuna
Prawn Bhuna
Mushroom Rice
Bag of Chips
9 poppadoms

>>11042232
>being Southern
Pic related

>>11042257
>Your opinions
Pic also related

>>11042264
Bhuna is the patrician choice, such an underrated style of curry. Also, sag aloo

>>11038812
We are too harsch with amerifats. English are far worse.

>>11041953
Only in politics

>>11039540
this

>>11042232
>>11042305
https://youtu.be/y37ocMI53xo
Just reminded me of one of my favourite sketches lads

I don't remember where I saw it, but apparently there's a variation in Scotland of a sauce that comes with fish and chips called "salt and sauce". What exactly is it?

>>11042324
>bhuna
>patrician
>literally a bunch of junk thrown together

>>11042446
It's known as 'chippy sauce', it's an Edinburgh thing. (Fucking poofters)
You can make a rough approximation by mixing 50% malt vinegar to 50% brown sauce. Some people advise it must be Gold Star brand.
If you ask 10 different people, you will get ten different answers as to how to make it, mine is just one of those.

>>11042468
Don't be a tit, you could literally call every dish ever made "a bunch of junk thrown together"

>>11042468
Thank you for the explanation. I've got both HP and malt vinegar, so I might have a go next time we make F&C.

>>11042528
No worries, some people prefer to not use HP, as it's too rich, I believe that they prefer a more vinegary sauce.

It has been the cause of some issues in Scotland previously.

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/glasgow-man-says-edinburgh-ketchup-charge-racist-1-3062264

>>11040807
I'm guessing you can get chow mein, egg fried rice and chicken wings but the spicy chips with chicken probably not. You could try a recipe. I think you can buy a spice bag online for it, it's an Irish thing

>>11041250
She's fat, wearing fuck all and carrying a bottle of Boost that has 100% been half emptied in to the street and filled up with a nagan of vodka. She was absolutely looking to choke on come cock that night

>>11041728
like a Rustlers rib thing?

>>11038749
What the fuck is that shit?? And Britlards make fun of American food?

>>11042801
That better fucking not be deep fried mushrooms.

>>11041348
I'm assuming you mean the girls

>>11042840
that sounds good though

>>11042937
It's sounds vile yet delicious, hence the pic.

>>11042792
>ice cream in the same box as hot food

For what purpose?

>>11042948
Vile? Every time we break out the deep fryer we tempura some mushrooms, they’re great

>>11038813
these people conquered most of the world?

>>11042958
I don't think anything in that box is hot anon

>>11042992
Wouldn't you want to get on a boat and go just about anywhere else if you were a British man faced with those monstrosities?

>>11042232
>be southern
>be muslim
>be acided
>be stabbed
>be shot

Yeah being northern is shit

>>11043063
>>be southern
>>be muslim
>>be acided
>>be stabbed
>>be shot
Simple as

>>11041118
thing is with these pics, the only type of person who goes out every Friday and Saturday night like in these pics are mongs/slags/chavs/(actual) boomers

of course they're going to look a mess

>>11042992
these conquerors and their descendants all died on the battlefields of the world wars

now only trash remains

>>11038749
The negro-saxon race needs to be exterminated

>>11038813
Imagine walking into a shop looking to get some food and you see these hags

>>11038907
Do you know that they don’t trust their poor people to owe an electric bill or phone bill so you get a card reader on your electric meter that you have to top up with a prepaid card. Phones and internet in your home takes coins...

>bongistan's best food is greasy curry and fries thrown in a cardboard box
>food is cooked by Paki that doesn't use soap

>>11038749
cheddar cheese on chicken? christ how disgusting

>>11038813
Why do their heads always look like squares

>>11043063
>be northern
>be scared of scary naughty men
>londonistan is over crowded
>chad Londoners start giving free houses to pakis up north
>live in northern wasteland with pakis but no good stuff like London

>>11038749
what is that shapeless blob?

>>11038749

You posted it, nigga

>>11041118
Second from the left looks like a girl I was fucking. She had a manly back too

>>11041250
I'll get in line behind you. She looks like she'd enjoy that.

>>11041416
Women can have penises too (according to the mentally ill Left).

>>11042058
>holly jayde
Just did, looks like she fucks niggers, she's also way too far gone as a landwhale.

>>11042015
Nice LARP friend

>>11042015
>ey up goin t'chippy lad

>>11042992

An elite did, England has always been a nation with a majority of pig faced, dysgenic and retarded underclass ruled by an aristocratic master race the builders of empire were of the this class. The seperation of breeding meant that the divergence in phenotype is still visible today. Literally different ethnic groups.

>>11038999
>Muslims being brought up in response to pictures of boxed Chinese food.
Are Americans, dare I say, obsessed?

As a burger, I’ve always wanted to try parmo. Started watching parmo hunters back in the day

kek

>>11041118
I'd fuck the shit out of stay puff marshmallow over here,

I'm forever saving this thread to link it any time somebody posts
>"""american cuisine"""

>>11042264

6 wings and chips

>>11046334
Is that actually battered mushy peas?

>>11046334
>>11046676
>battered mushy peas

OK, the English have gone too far this time.

>>11046671
Yes bruv
>>11046679
"Scottish"

>>11046694
You do like your battered food. I'd eat a battered sausage now and again, but mushy peas? It must taste very bland.

>>11042937
>>11042840
it's mushroom pakora

I'm sure this gets asked all the fucking time.

But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with brits? They're obviously generally intelligent/capable in many regards, but their food is absolutely fucking atrocious.

Creating tasty/appetizing food is not difficult at all, the overwhelming majority of cultures on earth have figured out at least a few tasty dishes.

It's just so incongruous. I don't understand. How do they fail so terribly at this one fundamental aspect of life?

>>11041118
woah

>>11041416
>Is the one on the right wearing a mask or what?
literally blew bread chunks all over my laptop

>>11042792

>>11042992

the best and brightest anglo-saxons left for the colonies.

the remaining decent ones died in WW2.

all that's left of the UK is the genetic trash.

>>11038749
I've never seen this in the UK

>>11046847
It's a northern thing I reckon
Either that or you've not looked in the right places

>>11041118
Hnnngg, that second from the right is an absolute unit. I'd give my left nut to go balls deep into that thing.

>>11044862
inbreeding does that to you

>>11042697
Yeah.
But deep fried.

>>11041118
https://youtu.be/WeAG1b9I5kc

>>11038813
God what a pile of inbred slags. How the fuck do British men do it, no wonder they are renting their nation out to Muslims.

>>11041118
What is the one on the right. Looks like a leprechaun or gremlin.

>>11042786
What in the fuck is that. Seriously. A pizza guy would get his ass kicked in America if he handed something that looked like that over.

>>11046239
>1 random guy on a website famous for "right-wing trolls"
>The entirety of the United States population (over 300 million people).

Just in case you aren't aware these aren't the same thing pal.

>>11038749
Ausfag here.
Most images look like something I’d devour in my early 20’s after a night on the piss.
Otherwise, I’d never eat something so full of fat.
t. I learnt how to cook.

pizza crunch, pizza battered and deep-fried

>>11042305
You bastard I almost choked on my toothpaste from laughter

>>11042786
>>11042792
>>11038963
>>11038962
>The same people that consume horrific messes like this also have the audacity to look down on the cuisine of my nation on a regular basis.

>>11049547
O B S E S S E D

>>11048847
>only 1 american has ever brought up Muslims in response to a completely unrelated topic.
Just in case you're totally new and not just shit at making points, that isn't the case.

>>11042783
the salat in the corner made me kek

>>11041118
>British food is almost as disgusting as their women
ftfy

Brits eat the shit in this thread?

>>11050330
For a minute I thought you were saying Brits ate shit ITT in pajeetglish.

>>11046794
It's a thread full of ridiculous fast food items mostly from shitholes in the North of the country full of scum. Try not to get all of your faces from memes and seekay

>>11046676
pea fritter

>>11042015
>banana flavour Yazoo

Distressingly accurate....

>>11046146
The underclass made utterly lethal sailors and grunt soldiery.

>>11046794
Some of the fried monstrosities are amazing in cold wet weather. They suit the climate.

>>11047349
It's the viking influence.

>>11042694
My dick.

When I was in Scotland for a work job I slammed a pig like that. 30 mins of shittalking and 1 hour of fucking. I was back at the pub by 10 and my colleagues didnt even know I was gone. It was great, but I would never ever want to see her again. Fat slam pig

>>11038822
The cheese isnt even melted dawg

>>11038962
The fuck.. is this a leg of pizza?

>>11038995
We have that one in the middle, it's called your mom

>>11038995
This, what the fuck. Every other country makes fun of us for being fatasses but we can't even get the ultimate fatass boxes?

>>11050734
This is a board for cooking, why are you bragging about fucking fat chicks

>>11050942
Too much british food makes you fat, hence you fuck fat chicks who like to eat food, thus being /ck/ related.

>>11046327
>battered king rib
What's this?

>>11048956
There's a point where just wantonly adding extra calories is not remotely worth the taste payout.

deep fried kebab

>>11038813
I want to eat the one on the left's sweaty greasey kebab desu lads

>>11041348
Sorry mate but those slags would probably just bully you

what's the etiquette for paying for munchie boxs?

Do you take turns shouting the lads?
Do you pool money?
Is it jew bickering every time?
Maybe get 1 each and save the rest for breakfast?

>>11051666
1 each and you eat it.

>>11041236
Don't say "we" as if all British people are as degenerate as you are, soggy chips are awful and not how they are "meant" to be.

>>11042357
yeah and politics are everything in america

>>11038931
is soy all you fuckers think about

>>11051059
shit mystery meat fried to be edible

>>11041118
1 >3 >2 >4

>>11051717
dude, that was obviously a the royal we. you just insulted a member of the royal family. sucks to be you

>>11051745
yeah, that and 'za

>>11042676
Dont forget about Pad Thai

>best takeaway
>nobody posts salt pepper chicken, salt pepper chips, fried rice and curry sauce

Anybody who puts kebab shops above Chinese and Indian are fuckin plebs

>>11050749

Originated in Middlesborough, a chicken parmo is deep fried chicken breast in breadcrumbs topped with bechamel sauce and a selection of pizza toppings. Kind of like a pizza with chicken instead of bread.

Just had a shwarma lads
Gonna say, I don't feel too well
Aren't the Lebanese supposed to be sound? They wouldn't poison me would they?

>>11038749
Is this an onion pizza? Really?
Are you brits fuckin nuts?
Then again, one of you managed to create the infamous 'toast sandwich'...

>>11038907
As if lower-class people in your country don't eat shit.

>>11042783

"They are not that bad, some even come with salad."

that salad could fill the hole in my tooth

>>11039075
>>11041075
>>11041261
>they eat literal shit
pooinvindaloo curryniggers

>>11046827
>convicts and puritans are the best and brightest anglo-saxons

>>11053780
>Is this an onion pizza? Really?

It literally says what it is on the box...

>>11053780

See

>>11052560

>British food thread
Why are you posting enemy slop OP? These people arent british.

I like cornish pasty, clotted cream icecream and fish and chips but from places like wetherspoons, i also like nandos.
Uhhh, salt and black pepper kettle crisps, terrys orange chocolate, hienz beans, yorkshire tea, warburtons toasts, oats off groceries..

>>11055587
Oh i like digestives and hobnobs too!

love me some cheessey chips

>>11047074
But how can you go ball(s) deep if you only have one nut?

>>11042958
She's not smiling so maybe this is a call for help.

>>11042992
They're orcs so yeah. Also conquered is a bit of an exaggeration for set up a network of trade posts and proceeded to create trading cartels.

>>11046146
>>11050629
This desu, the south and the aristocratic elites are a completely different world and people
t. Disnefranchised northern pit slave turned dole scrounger

british people are muslims
british people muslims

muslims! haha xD muslims

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/eb3657e9-28e6-4157-a6fb-9af1e74fcfb8

>>11046351
Anglos are subhuman and so is their food.

>>11038749

>>11052560
thats bechamel? fucking disgusting.

>Go to /ck/
>Parmos are in a thread
Genuinely offit. Pizza Box and Amigos are the best places to get a parmo in Boro.

>>11042345
I'm a Euro and I agree, at least amerifats put some lettuce on their burgers.

>>11039075
hands down best thing

>>11055325
how embarrassing

>tfw you're getting older and can't eat so much of that garbage anymore

>>11039075
Why are there no takeaway places around me that do a proper butter chicken? I have to pay money for a good sit-down restaurant if I want one that doesn't taste like shit.

>>11057200
This dog synced perfectly with the song I was listening to when I opened it.

>>11043063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFQcACG8sYQ

>>11038749
Do you have you parmisan license goyim?

>>11055325
Besides the memes and pooinloo, indian food is actually good. A nice paneer naan and lamb vindaloo is something I would eat any day instead of a mediocre fish and chips or burger

>>11058380
>>11058394
Fucking hell. I almost wish you faggots don't Brexit now, just so you can get some good food.

>>11038907
So you're unemployed or you're a wagie

>>11060379
What's a wagie? Does that mean "has a job"?

>>11058394
This is deeply disappointing, I think I now know why Anthony Bordaine hung himself

>>11058380
>chicken
>pineapple
>peanuts
>banana
That might be pretty good if the pie has extra sauce.

>>11058514
Go help Ireland instead, they need it just as much as brits do

>>11038813
I am from Berlin and British doner is disgusting

>>11041118
Fuck,marry,kill, throw acid

>>11038749
Haahahhhhahaa Jesus Christ brits actually eat this?
>>11038813
And fuck this?

>>11058380
>>11058394

Not British

>>11060740
OBSESSED

>>11046863
I'm a northerner and I've never seen that before. I'm from the north west mind

>>11061114
It originated in Middlesbrough so i think it's just a north east thing, then again I've never had a takeaway further south than leeds

>>11038749
Indian takeaway>Chinese takeaway>kebab>chicken shop