/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i read the first sentence and then ignored the rest because your redditspacing is a pain in the hole to read
post a picture or fuck off you insufferable wank
oh right because you're not eating a mutton chop roasted over an open fire with your bare hands
>larping about food
the absolute state of some of you

>>11052400
>Our ancestors used to eat like this. Good, natural, wholesome meals every day
>every day
lol no, it's why we adapted to store fat and burn it later when food was scarce.

> no need for even salt
Even other animals seek out salt where they can find it from a natural source.

>Why would our ancestors ever give this up for the bonafide dogshit that is modern american food?
A constantly supply of less than optimal food is better than intermittent high quality food. Our food production has been getting better and better though, eventually we'll have "perfect" foods in abundance and diet-related health issues won't be so prevalent.

>>11052423
>>11052423
>lol no, it's why we adapted to store fat and burn it later when food was scarce.
That's a bullshit meme you were taught in elementary. Protip: Surfs, shepherds, and even black fucking slaves in the 1700s ate like kings.

Source: Read a book.

>>11052436
retard

>>11052442
t. fat amerimutt who posts rate my oreo cake threads

>>11052400
garlic is literally poison though, lmfao

>>11052400
>there are no chemicals in "natural" food

lol k

>>11052410
>i read the first sentence and then ignored the rest because your redditspacing is a pain in the hole to read

Not even the OP, but fuck you. "Redditspacing" is such a nonsense insult and always has been, but this makes even less sense than usual. How can it be harder to read than a huge, dense chunk with no paragraph/line breaks?

>>11052539
do you know what a paragraph is?
OP's series of sentences all belong in the same one.

>>11052400
FATMOUSE ONCE WENT ON THE CAVEMAN'S DIET. UNFORTUNATELY THERE WERE NOT ENOUGH CAVEMEN AVAILABLE TO SATISFY HIS HUNGER. FATMOUSE GETS MORE CALORIES BY VISITING THE CAVEMAN EXHIBIT AT THE MUSEUM. FATMOUSE DOES NOT EAT THE EXHIBIT. INSTEAD FATMOUSE EATS ALL THE SCHOOLCHILDREN WHO ARE ON FIELD TRIPS TO THE MUSEUM. FATMOUSE APPROVES OF EDUCATIONAL FIELD TRIPS. FATMOUSE WANTS EDUCATION FOR ALL CHILDREN. ESPECIALLY AN EDUCATION IN HOW TO WAIT QUIETLY TO BE EATEN. YOUR CHILDREN BELONG TO FATMOUSE.

FATMOUSE DOES NOT EAT THE TEACHERS. TEACHERS ARE OLD, BITTER, AND STRINGY. AND THEY TASTE LIKE CHALK DUST. FATMOUSE HAS A BETTER USE FOR TEACHERS. FATMOUSE COMMANDS THE TEACHERS TO BRING ADDITIONAL BUSLOADS OF CHILDREN. YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE THE NEXT OFFERING TO FATMOUSE. YOU WILL SIGN THE PERMISSION SLIP FOR THEIR MUSEUM FIELD TRIP. TAPE SOME BEEF JERKY TO THE PERMISSION SLIP. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.

>>11052436
Is this guy serious?

>>11052606
I am grandly tired of uneducated plebs who know literally jack shit of history thinking they can waltz in and say what's what.

You don't know shit.

>>11052410
Those are called paragraphs, you literal retard. You can't even format your sentences properly so it's no wonder you're bitching about writing style.

>>11052436
>Surfs

>>11052436
>Talks about anything post agriculture when discussing adaptation from evolution.

are you fucking retarded. we are barely different from people 10k years ago. 100k years ago we would fatten up in the summer on fruit and in the winter scrounge whatever we could and maybe eat every 3 or so days. with periods of not eating for weeks.

>>11052400
No doubt foods grown and animals raised prior to post WWII with the ascendancy of the mega agri/chemical food production stranglehold were more nutritious and better tasting, but you had to either eat what was grown fairly locally and intensively preserve it for the months when it would be unavailable. So, big agri marketing kicked in advertising on the newfangled television and convinced people it would be better to accept their "fresh" produce stored in warehouses for a month and shipped 3000 miles, their canned foods and their chemically injected and tumbled meats which vaguely resemble true cured meats.

In fact, a true paleo diet would simply eat local because that's what paleo man did. And it makes sense that the most healthy diet would be one based on foods grown in your environment.

>>11052670
>post agriculture
'Tard alert.

>>11052670
>we are barely different from people 10k years ago. 100k years ago we would fatten up in the summer on fruit and in the winter scrounge whatever we could and maybe eat every 3 or so days. with periods of not eating for weeks.

You must be a nigger. You see, in Europe, we would farm, with crops n shiet. You plant them in the ground and they sprout up to be collected. We would then deposit them in a big ol silo, a grain bin. AKA a building. Kind of like huts but more advanced and made from wood not straw.

We would then go to our houses, while it snowed, and eat that bread. Occasionally eating the frozen meats the winter froze at the end of fall.

Now, that is assuming you lived in Europe. If you lived in say, the Middle East or North Africa, you'd be eating red meat every day. As we had a thing called, wait for it... Domestic animals.

Ain't that neat? You should probably screencap this so you don't forget it tommorow nigger. Now go fuck bitches and sell your mixtapes.

>>11052683
>g-go get laid some more
nailed him

>>11052683
>You must be a nigger. You see, in Europe, we would farm, with crops n shiet.

yes a cultural evolution. not a physical one.
you are fucking retarded

>we would then go to our houses, while it snowed, and eat that bread. Occasionally eating the frozen meats the winter froze at the end of fall.
cultural

>ow, that is assuming you lived in Europe. If you lived in say, the Middle East or North Africa, you'd be eating red meat every day. As we had a thing called, wait for it... Domestic animals.
cultural

you are so fucking dumb you cant seem to grasp the difference between an evolution in our DNA and an cultural revolution.

>>11052725
I hate to insult you using the same insults you are ctrl v'ing at me but good gracious dude. Everything you're saying is beyond comprehension abysmally retarded. You should get help, IRL. Not memeing.

>>11052410
You are a fucking retard. "redditspacing" was never a thing on 4chan until a few years ago, people always have typed in these things called "paragraphs" you fucking dolt.

>>11052598
Is this a Disney-shillpost?

>>11052744
pretending you're above someone isn't an argument. ignoring points isn't addressing anything. if you're going to ignore, fully ignore, don't acknowledge that you're ignoring it, fucker

>>11052799
You don't even have close to a minute parcel of a point. Not a single person on Earth aside from obvious trolls would consider the shit you're saying to make the tiniest lick of sense. Your argument is so putridly and profoundly dumb that instead of disgusting me it makes me laugh at you.

Now go back to drinking your soi and eating Mcky D's welfare cuck, it's all you're good for.

Neanderthals would have loved Mcdonalds.

>>11052868
No.

>>11052423
almost every organism has an energy storage, regardless of how often they eat

>>11052539
>he says while redditspacing

>>11052436
>Protip: Surfs, shepherds, and even black fucking slaves in the 1700s ate like kings.
That's why they were on average 8 inches shorter than modern Humans. Because good Nutrition allows the body to take on compact travel sized proportions.

>>11052648
Spent some good two minutes wondering what he meant, guess I'm also a retard

>>11052611
t. surf

>>11054913
There is literally no proof for that claim beyond anecdotal evidence and many greek stories and plays talk of very tall men who were beyond 9 feet even.

You might know that if you... I don't know.... Read a book? You don't know jack shit on the subject. So don't act like you know anything. I don't walk into the doctors office and tell him how to do his job, and neither do you faggot.