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11047526 No.11047526 [Reply] [Original]

>go to Taco Bell
>you catch this guy sneaking a sip of your Baja Blast

How do you react?

>> No.11047533

>>11047526
Punch it right in the forehead

>> No.11047536

>>11047526
i sneakily replace the straw in her mouth with my pencil dick like indiana jones

>> No.11047555

>>11047536
That is a boy (you can tell by the ears) so you are now a fag

>> No.11047561

>>11047526
throw it.

>> No.11047564

>>11047555
checked your fives.

but its a dog, how am i gay.

>> No.11047572

>>11047564
The dog has a penis

>> No.11047586

>>11047526
I don't drink soda, so I guess he can have it

>> No.11047645

Take him to the local Chinese restaurant

>> No.11047665

>>11047572
Issa dog. Dont matter. Schlurp

>> No.11047779

>>11047526
Give him a head pat and tell him he is a good niño

>> No.11047786

>>11047526
Ask him ¿Tu quieres Taco Bell?

>> No.11048000

>>11047526
Borrow your moms car again Targetfag?

>> No.11048018
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>>11047526
>How do you react?

>> No.11048022

>>11047572
It's neutered, so it doesn't count.

Remember to always spay and neuter your pets.

>> No.11048132

>>11048000
PLEASE tell me you are not this new.

>> No.11048323

>>11048132
It seems you are the newfag

>> No.11048506

>>11047526
throw the baja blast into the trash where it belongs
take pupboy home

>> No.11049519
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I-I-I just knew this would happen. This dog’s existence has but one purpose and and and that is to *swallows hard* torture me.

>> No.11049551
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>>11047533
Could you imagine somebody just straight up punching a dog in real life? Like, hes just sitting there and someone gives him a nice hard smack and then he starts crying and cowering. This small defenseless dog in fear of his life.

Maaaaaaaaan

>> No.11049576

>>11049551
>Could you imagine somebody just straight up punching a dog in real life?
You don't need to imagine, China's a real country with video cameras.

>> No.11049584

>>11047526
I have a stupid question. Are dogs even capable of sucking?

>> No.11049675

>>11049584
they are but its not instinctive after they're weaned. Im willing to bet there are dogs that suck on sweaters the way cats do when they've been weaned to early

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baja blast away

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>>11047526
pat him on the head and let him have his sip

>> No.11049731

>>11049551
I saw some little kid like maybe 9 or 10 or something kick a dog while he was taking it for a walk, told him to stop or I would kick him and see how he liked it... I was 13 or something, then some other guy came up and spit on my shorts. There are a lot of fucking moronic children out there... this was in a decent area too.