/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11038183

>>11038183

You forgot
>best beer
All them German immigrants.

I like chicken fried steak

Dude North Dakota is on there. Pretty sure this place has no cuisine to speak of.

>>11038183
Pretty much true.
We take hipsters and feed them into wood-chippers to preserve our
>Flavor and quantity > presentation memes
lifestyle.

Best state for cuisine is no doubt Texas. Great Mexican food, steak, BBQ, burgers, seafood, Southern food, etc. No other states even come remotely close. Its why half the state is obese.

>>11038183
hahahahahahahahahaha!
>>11038221
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Fuck flyover land.

>>11038563
Lots of pheasant

>>11038183
>Go to St. Croix county to visit brother
>Have to drive 30 minutes at least to find somewhere to eat that isn't Culvers or DQ.
>Go to Mexican place in Stillwater
>Order Spicy Tacos
>Waitress says to be careful, it's a very spicy dish
>Not spicy at all

>We go to Ellsworth Creamery so I can experience famous Wisconsin cheese.
>Fried curds taste like some frozen mozzarella sticks
>The cheese we tried (white cheddar) was unremarkable and didn't even taste aged.

>Caribou coffee tastes like shit.

I will say though, Spotted Cow is pretty damn delicious, so not a total wash.

>>11039525
Whats wrong with culvers m8

>>11038584
>heaps of random canned shit from around the kitchen
>"""flavor"""

The ABSOLUTE STATE of flyovers!

>>11038183
>>This is the superior region for cuisine.
>includes states west of Wisconsin
>includes states east of Wisconsin

Why?

>>11039675
>I think we've reached another level! No need to improve from here folks!

>>11038183
Thanks for labeling the states, I had no idea where these flyover shitholes actually were besides Michigan since it's the mitten

>>11038183
Hmm, the consensus is the midwest flyover shithole is bland, insipid, tasteless food and the one overriding factor is it's whypipo food. Really makes you think.

>>11039525
Ugh, Caribou.

I lived in the midworst for a while, the good stuff is reviled by the locals because it's considered pretentious. Take Intelligentsia for example, great coffee, but "beta nu-male soyboy fag shit"

Also, there's basically no middle ground between church picnic wh*teoid slop like >>11039675
>>11039787, and ridiculous dinner theater like pic related. A wine list list, assuming you can find it anywhere, is guaranteed to be 25 years out of date, padded with overweight Napa cabs, turgid Super Tuscans, and butter bomb chardonnays. All of it wildly overpriced of course. Fresh vegetables are only found at horrid places aimed at anorexic "wealthy" women (I use scare quotes because imagine a wealthy person eating a ceaser salad at California Pizza Kitchen), all meat must be deep fried and blasted with some kind of sugar syrup, and while the beer is quite good, they take it to the same ridiculous extremes that they take the fine dining, like imagine a beer hall the size of a stadium with flames shooting out of the walls with like 14 different micro-bars each serving its own selection of beers brewed under that roof. It would be a great thing, but it's like the gastronomic equivalent of the zerg rush strategy. They blow their whole load on beer, so you end up in this bizarre food desert where all of the food and all of the drink save for beer tastes like dogshit, but the beer is phenomenal.

In many ways it explains a lot about /ck/ when you remember how many flyovers post here, extreme autism about a narrow subset of things, and total degeneracy when it comes to everything else.

>>11039899
k-kek?

>>11039899
You sound like a pretentious spoiled brat. Although, Caribou Coffee is not that great.

>>11040022
Yeah I like food that doesn't suck, so obviously I've never worked a day in my life

>>11038585
Texas BBQ is shit. Otherwise, I'm sure you're right.
t. KCMOfag

>>11038183
>best cheese in the world
Yeah I sure do love nonfat low moisture shredded mozzarella mmmmmmm

I like the Midwest more than the South, I will say that.

>>11040022
Caribou is better than Starbucks at least, this is the only market where Starbucks can't control everything.

>>11038604
PBR is still objectively the best. Fuck your weird, overly hoppy """"craft"""" hipster beers

>>11040080
You sound like someone I know. He works his ass off (lawyer) and loves fine dining and California, but yet still manages to behave like a brat at times. These things aren't mutually exclusive

>>11040433
>he doesnt know WI cheese

Haha go eat your cheap shit brie

Wisconsin has great cheese and beer.
Illinois has Alinea.
Michigan has car milk.

>>11039899
Can confirm. Lived in Ohio for a brief period of time and your thoughts are pretty much on point.

>>11038183
you're not wrong

>>11039899
>wh*teoid
Go back to ironically shitposting on /pol/.

you betcha

>>11038183
Branson is the Food Capitol of the Midwest

>>11039525
Was the Mexican restaurant called nacho Mama's?

>>11039890
Californias state cuisine is french fries in a burrito and new yorks is shitty flimsy pizza

>>11038183
The best thing about the region is all the Hmong and Somalis in Minnesota.

>>11040453
The irony is palpable

>>11040747
California is just various things with avocados added.

>>11040453
>pbr
>not the premier choice of the coastal hipster

>>11040453
PBR is literally the most hipster beer that has ever existed. Fucking zoomers acting like they know anything that doesn't come in social media form.

>>11038183
Agreed. Plus when we have a drought we don't go bat shit selling water for $1 on the street. Best pork shipping from Minnesota represent.

In the US, sure.
Globally the food capital is hands down France.

Dish from central Illinois: The horseshoe sandwich.
Ground beef patty atop thick toast covered in cheese fries.
j-just contribyewtin

>>11040966
>food capital
>France
>66.9 million population
>food capital
Top kek

>>11040987
Unless you are in some labor intensive lifestyle/occupation, you really should not eat all that refined goody gooeyness.

>>11040989
compare the size and population of France with the states highlighted in the OP.
nigger.

>>11040996
Definitely not a food capital of the world contender.

>>11040535
Easily the best fast food in the state. They do most of the prep work in-house last time I checked.

>>11041004
Says the butt-hurt flyover.

>>11038183
>some of the best cheese

no, most of the top cheese.
https://wccc.myentries.org/contest/results/top-three?event=61#resultSub

>>11040966
I'd put Hong Kong before france

>>11038221
Yeah only the best beers come from derchland... you know like ummmmmmmm, hmm

>>11040483
>California
Lol. It seems like midwesterns such as Texans and Wisconsinites blame everything they hate on that one specific place. Despite the fact that I gave you multiple clues that I dislike California wine and California pizza kitchen, the general tone of my post upset you, so you assumed I was from there.

>Local farmer's market has homemade breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches
Every Wednesday. Sometimes Friday if I feel like a drive.
Midwest ain't bad. If you know how to cook it's all a moot point anyway, not that /ck/ has been about cooking since 2016 happened.

>>11039525
I tried to eat things that are 100% pedestrian quality.
It was unremarkable.
No kidding? And that's certainly the food's fault, not yours for making poor choices.
>Dumbass

>>11039675
>>11039787
Proud midwest Templar here. Never in my life have I seen food like this.
Only thing that even comes close to that was the schlock served by a failing single-mom of ona my middleschool friends.

Meme on, but we all know that midwest states have better food, because pretentious horseshit gets laughed out of existence here.

>>11039899
How much of your body consists of soy? And why is it 90%?

>>11041580
Actually, he likes Japanese cuisine much more than anything Californian, or anything from this continent for that matter.

>>11042129
Soy people are as proud of being soy as you hillbillies are proud of being hillbillies (you shouldn't be)

>>11039899
and my /ck/ copypasta folder grows ever stronger
thanks, based pasta creator

>>11038221
Best beer is from New England
>nb4 muh ipa
New England microbreweries started the recent grownt in the americam beer industry.
Hate it or love it, theres a lot of people who like it and will pay a premium for it.

>>11038183
I don't know or care if you're trying to bait but I actually agree. I travel all over the Midwest for work and I can tell you that these "flyover" states are brimming with fatass prime rib and old style German food. You aren't going to find a ton of hip Asian joints but you will find a lot of fresh meat, incredible cheese and often pretty damn good Greek food (in Michigan anyway)

>>11039525
Culver's is motherfucking based and caribou coffee is goat. Eat my ass

>>11039799
Michigan isn't really a flyover desu. We have a couple shit cities but our coast is incredible and the entire northern half and the thumb is Alaska tier beautiful. Plus we have a ton of Mediterranean and middle eastern joints.

>>11040776
Hmong are very nice people
Somalis on the other hand...

>>11042222
>michigan
>coast
what the fuck?

>>11042234
What the fuck do you think all that shit is around all but the southern boarder if our state? They are just short of being inland seas. Don't let the word "lake" make you think they are just some pond you can look across.

>>11042184
We don't have hillbillies here just white trash. Believe me, there is definitely a difference.

Is Utah considered a flyover state? I never see them included in these kinds of conversations but I'm living there for school and the food feckin sux there. There's not even this caribou coffee place you guys are talking about, and there's only like, one Culver's in the state I think.

I used to get offended being called flyover
but then I realized that of the coastie faggots dont think other states are worth coming to, they won't come here and shit the place up with their faggotry.

coasties not welcome here, stay in your containment zones

>>11042222
give us back are clay you faggots

-Wisconsin

>>11042234
Actually within the continental US Michigan has the longest coastline of any other state including California.

>>11042267
I've always considered this the case. Flyovers think where they live is great so they don't leave. Coasties think where they live is great and don't leave. Lets keep it that way.

>>11042269
No. Get your wrecked freighter out of our fuckin lake first you curd.

>>11042279
This isn't true, though, people are fleeing shitholes like California en masse and going to ruin other places like Texas.

>>11042288
no
let them lie in the bed they made for themselves
don't come ruin other states

>>11042222
>I wish I lived in Minnesota where it actually is beautiful. And our roads are good. And our economy is good. And our schools actually work. And the water won't kill you. And people know how to maintain a goddamn speed on the highways.
Fuck Michigan. Fuck Michiganders. In the ass. With a cactus. You people suck.

>>11042288
It's true. There's no shortage of cali faggots where I am. They are basically running away from there because California is essentially a third world country (no water security, overpopulated, extreme class disparity, education is restricted to elite, etc) but they still shit talk their adoptive state because the foods not as good or some shit like that.

>>11042320
You aren't cut out for Michigan, you have to be strong to live here. Lutefisk niggers aren't welcome.

>>11042320
excellent post
Minnesota is the patrician Midwestern state

>>11042392
>Doesn't refute any of my points.
>Resorts to name calling.
Yep, typical product of the Michigan education system.

>>11042320
Your gun laws are a fuck and your state is boring to look at. I'll give you the roads and driver's though. Also our water problem is only relevant to stupid nigs living in flint. The rest of it is fine.

>>11042406
>I know nothing about MN gun laws
It's shall issue and open carry. WTF is wrong with that?

>>11042397

>>11042402
I would refute your points if any of them were true. And not just angry babbling.

>>11042414
That's actually pretty funny. OC or am I just too sheltered to have seen it?

>>11042414
you betcha

>>11042226
I've never had a problem with either. Most of the Somalis I've worked with have been pretty chill desu. The hmong I've worked with have been hilarious tho

>>11042417
>I am retarded and will continue to provide proof of my retardation.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/200017/state-unemployment-rate-in-the-us/

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/infrastructure/transportation

https://www.edweek.org/ew/collections/quality-counts-2018-state-grades/report-card-map-rankings.html

What now, faggot?

>>11042375
a lot of them try moving to minneapolis but after 1 winter 90% of them bail for somewhere else

>>11042440
To be fair if you pull out Detroit then MI looks way better.

>>11042440
O B S E S S E D

>>11042434
being "chill" is meaningless.
if my neighbors were Hmong, I wouldn't worry if I forgot to lock my car or house. couldn't say the same for a neighborhood of Somalians.

>>11039890
Chicago dog is the best.
This is a fact and cannot be argued.

>>11042489
>go to Chicago for a 'go 'dog and a 'go 'za
>get shot

its called Shitcago for a reason

>>11042410
Not without a handgun permit.

>>11042511
there are only 12 unrestricted states and most of them line up directly with the 12 least populated states, MO is the only decent state that's unrestricted

>>11042511
>don't be a criminal
>apply for handgum permit
wa la
not that hard

>>11042546
>Please may I defend myself mister sheriff man???
Lmao get fucked cuck.
Michigans handgun registry is bad enough but your dick is fucking caged torbjorn.

>>11042561
t. criminal scum

>>11042561
so you have no idea what "shall issue" means got it

>>11042505
>'go 'dog and a 'go 'za
If I heard anyone say this around me in a restaurant I should shoot them

>>11042471
You serious? I lock my shit up around anyone and everyone. The downside to the Somali neighbors would be the noise and smell. The hmong can be bad too though. It's really a toss up for me. I think the hmong are worse just because they throw garbage all over the fucking parks they fish at and keep any and every fish they catch

>>11039525
Spotted cow is the only good thing to come out of Wisconsin

>>11042587
WI has some good cheese too but it's all exported because people in-state only like stuff that tastes like salt soaked plastic, so you can get their good cheese living anywhere in the Midwest.

>>11042583
I do too.
but I'm saying if I went to work and forgot to lock my house around Hmong, I wouldn't freak out.
Somalis however fuck being late for work, I'm going back and locking that shit.

>>11042583
>muh catch and release
what's the point in going fishing if you arent gonna eat it?

>>11042592
somalis are the fucking worst, hmong are fine
I have no fucking clue how any somali woman ever is issued a drivers license the testers must be afraid of being called racist or they must also be somali

100% of the time I'm on the freeway and I come up on a minivan randomly going half the speedlimit and drifting around lanes without signaling it's a somali woman and 50% of the time she's even on the phone too

>>11042592
Yeah in that scenario I'd probably do the same i guess
>>11042595
The point is to keep the population healthy you retard.

>>11042603
its called "don't catch more than you are gonna eat"

>>11038183
In that region, I've only been to Ohio for a weekend. I was expecting to be underwhelmed at this grilled cheese restraunt but it was actually delicious. Taco place was actually also good for being so far north.

>>11042577
>Shitcagoan wants to shoot someone
not surprised

>>11042605
Which they also do. All the time. They just keep everything. Literally everything. The hmong and Mexicans both shit up rivers and lakes. Luckily they stay near Minneapolis mostly

>>11038183
What original dish is from Michigan?

>>11042754
Povertea

>>11042739
thats what DNR wardens are for
if everyone respected the daily bag limit they would be out of a job

>>11039525
>Spotted Cow

Fuck that noise. Spotted Cow is like Shiner/Yuengling/Narragansett; it's your "local" shitty beer, but it's yours. It honestly isn't good, but it's better than macros.

Marquette/Northern MI in general (I'm looking at you Blackrocks) that's something to brag about.

>>11042829
>your local shitty beer is shit but my local shitty beer is good

fuck off Shittigan

>>11038183
>ohio
Original lol

>>11038183
All of your shit is stolen from some other part of the world.

The only thing the US has that it can truly call its own is Black Soul Food which admittedly is delicious as fuck

>>11043211
"Black" soul food isn't.

>>11042426
>>11042414
>>11042320
not a single better state than minnesota

>>11043248
Objectively wrong

>>11043211
Black soul food is exactly the same as white Southern food but with a lot more offal.

>>11043211
wow fried chicken, truly the pinnacle of haute cuisine

>>11043254
excellent post

>>11043284
Blacks have no food.

>>11039525
The Stillwater in Minnesota?
If you're talking about nacho mama's, the food there is shit and there's much better places to eat. Also, it's cramped as hell.

>>11039787
>hating on green bean casserole
I'm not surprised that coastcucks have no taste desu

>>11039787
green bean casserole is amazing
you idiot

>>11043431
needs more soy for them

>>11042414
Somalia 2.0

>>11042392

>>11043448
only in Minneapolis

>>11042780
No their job just wouldn't seem so fruitless. Stop being a cunt and be responsible when you're fishing and hunting

>>11042829
The people who think this have little experience with farmhouse ales. Spotted cow is a very good beer

>>11043541
bruh I am responsible ;_;

>>11043290
Wh*te southerners were eating nothing but corn pone mush, ditchweed and possum stew until the slaves taught them how to raise livestock and cook. They were literally helpless which is why they had to import blacks to teach them agriculture and cooking. Soul food which wh*tes gladly adopted since it was superior to their muck, BBQ which wh*tes tried to duplicate but were never able to master better than blacks, Cajun/Creole a trully globalized fusion cuisine of French, black, spanish, italian and native american, and in TX and the southwest where mexicans were established long before cumskins set foot in america, mexican food. All distinctive and notable american cuisine (and art/music for that matter) arose from minorities. Then you have the midwest, lol!

>>11043663
>and art/music for that matter
>mfw the blacks never could into cinema
>now we have to pretend shit like Moonlight is best pic material

>>11043472
>>11043254
>>11042426
>>11042414
Fuck you
t. Iowa

>>11043448
It's worth having them just to scare away shitters like you.

>>11043743

>>11043476
There's quite a few in some metro suburbs. Minneapolis rent is expensive.

>>11042754
Asian Corned Beef Eggroll

>>11043211
Black soul food is truly top tier
when you prepare it in a dirty sink.

>>11043663
Blacks taught whites agriculture and husbandry...
You're a special case.

>>11038183
I'm glad Ohio is in there.

>>11043669
>blacks never could into cinema
A symptom of systemic institutional disease, but who is Spike Lee?

>>11043714
Forever beneath us.

>>11043812
spike lee is asian idiot

>>11043812
An often brilliant and always uneven filmmaker. Also the fucko who never made an Inside Man 2. What the heck

>>11042117
You type like an autist.

what is it about MINNESOTA that makes it the most based state?

>>11044026
Good middle ground between lots of other options, still fairly close to lots of rural towns and sizable parks/lakes, cold keeps a lot of the riffraff and effete out.

>>11044026
The healthy balance of fiscal responsibility and progressive ideas, coupled with a strong environmental conservation effort and its golden. Theres also the embrace of old traditions as well that still get passed down instead of just straight forgotten

>>11043714
seething
enjoy having our AHL farm team because Iowa is too irrelevant to have major league sports teams

>>11044026
one of the highest average IQs out of all 50 states

>>11044150
don't even talk to me unless your state is 101 or higher

Where are my Chicago niggas at? Let's all meet up at Max's on Adams and Wabash, and then cause a ruckus at the planetarium

>>11044150
>mfw the almost entirely wh*te midwest states' avg IQ are15 points below any developed asian country
Ouch!

>>11039525
>that isn't Culvers
Uh, why? You don't like good food? Fucking faggot.

>>11044228
Jews are super smart too

>>11043211
Its fucking great

Just ate of Double Deluxe butterburger and fried cheese curds

Ask me anything

>>11042505
S E E T H I N G

>>11044330
>under 100 average IQ
oh nonononoNONONONONO

>>11042245
>there is a difference
Not to normal people

>>11043431
I've lived in the midwest for 2+ years in both Michigan and Ohio and both cuisines are exactly the same. Carbs, meat, cheese while being poorly cooked. East Detroit, Melt and Michael Syman can't defend shit outside of cocaine and butter.

>>11039899
You sound like the soyboy fag they say you are. And how can you bitch about people thinking what you drink is pretentious when you are in fact that pretentious. You know one of the signs of autism is being unaware of your social skills and this may he the base of your problems.

>>11044496
Maybe it's because they dont serve the cum you crave fag. Detroit has some damn good food if you would look for a fucking second.

>>11038604
Honestly, post your best coastie beer. I would love to know what it is.

>>11040919
Literal boomer here. I never thought I would live to see the day when PBR of all things would be co-opted by hipsters. But apparently this is exactly what has happened here.

>>11044603
>Being this mad about what some anonymous poster said about the food in your region on a Malaysian basket weaving forum

Meme-ing aside, I'm deeply sorry that your life is so meaningless that you feel compelled to defend a slop of chili on a hot dog on a Malaysian basket weaving forum. Seriously, who cares what another person thinks about your local food? Autist#1 (aka YOU) does.

Lmao-ing at your life. Go get your GED or enroll in vocational school or something.

Reminder that Michigan is the superior state when it comes to literally anything in the Midwest. Personally i don't even think we should have to be grouped up with a bunch of flyover states and should be grouped in the eastern part of USA

>>11044617
Considering 78% of of the US' hops come from Washington State, nearly every beer is a coastie beer

>>11044879
Thats a pretty silly definition of coastie beer

>>11044874
Is Michigan better than Minnesota/Wisconsin at anything?

>>11044912
Bankrupting cities

>>11044978
Michigan people literally only ever compare themselves to Ohio

>>11044616
>Michigan boys shill this hard for grease

>>11039525
>doesn't eat oneself into a food coma at culver's
>doesn't have a concrete mixer.
>doesn't have a double-bacon-butterburger.
>doesn't have a side of cheese curds
>doesn't have a styrofoam box of onion rings.
>doesn't have an order of crinkle-fries.
>doesn't top it off with an xtra-large root beer.. followed by real beer.. followed by Vernors the next morning.

>>11040392
>KC BBQ
Hey man no need to fight. Take the best beef bbq from Texas and best pork bbq from KC then live in harmony. But fuck Kentucky BBQ. That is some gross shit.

>>11045000
ohio and indiana are both shit-tier.

>>11045202
once you are more than an hour or two south of the lower extent of the great lakes you are basically in the south

>>11045225
worse, it's "wanna be south" that fought for the Union.

Seriously, this. Midwest is good. Who else loves Skyline?

Ohio is the best.

>>11045292
>>11045298
Ohio fags on full damage control

>>11044305
culvers is legitimately the only fast food joint where you get food that looks like the ones in pictures

>>11044617
Would it give you a sense of validation that if I could only pick one it would be either an IPA or a stout?

>>11044874
fuck you nigger Ohio is the best state bitch.

>>11045722
Just admit your beer is shit and be done with it.

>>11045155
Your shit taste and redardation doesnt impact me nor the fact Detroit restraints have some good food. Coast food is just fish and stolen asian dishes.

>>11045735
Ohio and indiana are interchangeable to me and both some of the worst places I've ever been in

>>11044911
>silly
WIDF detected

>>11046440
Cleveland has a shockingly good orchestra but otherwise is without redeeming qualities

>>11038183
Wisconsin is so fucking comfy, I just want to move up there and go to a fish fry for fried perch every friday night with a bottle of leinenkugel red ale.

>>11047111
Don't sleep on the walleye too, also the real Wisconsin way would be a spotted cow rather than Leinies

>>11047111
wisconsin is the texas of the midwest. people are nice to it out of pity but it thinks we’re hitting on it. like the dumpy fat chick who says “I have a boyfriend” because you tried to help her not be alone and awkward at the party

>>11047137
Wisconsin and Minnesota are by far the two nicest states in the midwest

>>11047172
>trying to equate wisconsin with minnesota
sure and HFCS is real sugar

>>11047189
Wisconsin and Minnesota are almost the same thin, it wouldn't even be worthwhile to argue between them

>>11047189
HFCS is definitely sugar, no more or less real than sugar derived from beets or cane

>>11045292
skyline is the fucking goat

>>11047226
Skyline basically is a southern thing, you can literally see Kentucky from Cinci

>>11047205
lol, no they aren’t
wisconsin doesn’t even have an orchestra, minnesota has two very decent ones
wisconsin doesn’t even have flights to canada, minnesota has nonstop flights to europe and asia
minnesota gave us hubert h humphrey who wrote the civil rights act, wisconsin gave us paul ryan and joe mccarthy
wisconsin is basically alabama with snow

>>11047205
They're shockingly different. You definitely know when you cross into Wisconsin. Both are beautiful states, but I dislike the packers so minnesota is better

>>11047209
t. cargill internet defense force

>>11047243
>wisconsin doesn’t even have an orchestra
What an absurd thing to lead off with, also definitely not true https://www.mso.org/
>wisconsin doesn’t even have flights
Wisconsin does have an international Airport

Wisconsin's Bob Lafollette is more significant than fucking Humphrey. Also Milwaukee has had more socialist mayors than any other American city, not that thats a good thing

Your choice of things to complain about is actually really funny and weird so I enjoyed this post even if it was all inaccurate

>>11047262
no, just a chemist who doesn't buy marketing bullshit from the beet lobby

>>11038183
>USA
>great meats
>some of the best cheese in the world
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>11047264
>MSO
if you have to google it it’s not a real orchestra, you obviously only listen to kasey kasem tier shit

>>11043799
WE

>>11047243
>wisconsin doesn’t even have flights to canada
that's not even true in the slightest

>joe mccarthy
Of course the commie from minnesota wouldn't like him
thanks for al franken's grope adventures and being the only state that went for mondale lmao

>>11047272
>he says this while munching on moldy cheese

>>11047273
>if you have to google it it’s not a real orchestra
What? I didn't have to google it, what does not real even mean?

>only listen to kasey kasem tier shit
You got me, I am currently a teenager in the 70s, great reference. But yeah pop music is shitty, but who the fuck is gonna give a shit about orchestras so much that its their first complaint about a state? (and its not even true!)

You realize there are alternatives to shitty top 40 music that don't require you to be an elderly rich person

>>11047238
Northern Kentucky is on that weird spot where they're Northerners but not really and Southerners but not really. Louisville is pretty much a Midwestern city. The fucking Ohio valley is weird.

>>11047309
Once you get further south than Indianapolis, you are full southern, accent and everything

>>11047286
but I’m not from minnesota, I’m just helping you understand where you stand in the pecking order, WIDF-kun

>>11047312
I doubt it, Philadelphia is more south than Indianapolis by quite a bit, to get an example. That said I do make a separation between Deep South and "Northern South" and the Ohio valley just feels like a mix of the Northern South and most of the Midwest.

>>11047317
By saying factually incorrect and easily verifiable so things?

>>11047335
I meant in that region, of course I wasn't trying to apply that to the entire country

>>11045247
A shitload of the leadership of the Union during the Civil War was from Ohio, though, and they fucking kicked ass.

>>11047317
You can't even do a basic google search to see Wisconsin has flights to cities all around Canada you fucking moron.

>>11047350
From the Great Lakes part of Ohio, or the Southerner part?

>>11047346
That's fair, I'd say there's still differences and it's not really South, at least not how we think of it.

>>11047362
Grant was basically from Cincinnati, Sherman was from Fairfield County, McPherson was from the Great Lakes, Stanton was from the border on the Ohio river also makes a border with Pennsylvania, Sheridan grew up near Columbus... It's kinda all over the place.

>>11047351
absolutely based

>>11047351
the chad Barr vs the virgin Rodgers

>>11044228
High IQ has drawbacks you know.

>>11041100
Yep they do, I was responsible for cumming in the ranch when I worked there

>>11038183
Ya got me on cheese. Competes with European places that have been doing twenty times longer.

>>11039675
Coasties call it a garbage plate and still unironically eat it even though it isn't the 1950s. That's the only difference.

>>11039787
Green bean casserole is actually good. And I hate 98% of casseroles and I live in a coastal state.

>>11039839
>/ck/ - perpetually assblasted coloreds

>>11039890
Gee Bill! Why does Ohio let you have two weiners?

>>11040966
It's not 1980 anymore.

>>11042605
Pretty sure he means they aren't obeying the laws. Like taking small fish and pregnant females or whatever the local laws are. This will fuck it up for everyone in short time.

>>11043211
Self loathing idiot detected.
Fried chicken was brought over and popularized by Scottish immigrants in the south, btw.
Also, Virginia ham is distinctly american.

Food is all the midwest has really. I'm from Indiana, and all this state is good for is corn and pork tenderloins

>>11038183
>(((((("cuisine"))))))

>>11041580
I'm a Californian who thinks California wine is trash, has never been to cpk, and still thinks my state has the best food.

>>11042440
We have Robocop and you don't.
You have nothing.

>>11044150
>West Virginia isn't completely transparent
This has to be inaccurate.

>>11042320
Yoopers are basically southern hicks that wandered too far north

>>11038183
jesus christ it's been awhile since an OP made me laugh this hard

>>11040622
Checked and I like the cut of your jib.