/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11036542
>-nis

>>11036542
what the fuck does "Vers" mean?

>>11036556
Switch

someone who could be either a top or a bottom

>>11036556
versacchi

>>11036542
>something no one sa-

>>11036563
t. Dr. Penis drinker in denial

>>11036565
I'm not in denial.

I, too, consider my sexuality when deciding what soft drink to purchase.

real men drink Dr Pepper Ten

>>11036542
Imagine if somebody made an ad about men fucking women up the ass.

>>11036579
Dr pepper has made a lot of really questionable advertising choices that seem to have nothing to do with the actual drink

first the only for men ads now this? Who the hell is running the marketing over there and why have they not been fired yet?

Are you reading some sort of faggot magazine? Look at the left page.

Reminder that this is the same company that put out those 7-up television ads about white girls getting BLACKED

>>11036579
Holy cringe.

thank G*d I'm a bang's man

>>11036596
>Sir Big

>>11036542
Why not just choose Pibb

>>11036596
>Doc Popper

>>11036596
Master Perfect reporting in

>>11036596
Father perfect.
That's all I ever wanted to be.

>>11036542
I love Dr pepper and this makes me sad. Can we just have a product that isn't politicized?

>>11036596
Lord Hit

>>11036596
Skipper Hit reporting in

>>11036596
Senator Cool-fuck yeah dude!

>>11036596
Father Fizz here

>>11036596
>mfw daddy cool

>>11036596
Prince Perfect
dabbing on these haters

>>11036667
How is being queer political?

>>11036710
Ask every politician who has ever weaponized a hatred of homosexuality to gain support. Oh, that's most of them? I guess it's not political, then. Just normal, I suppose?

>>11036596
Uncle Spirit
What

>>11036542
Clever advert. I assume it's in targeted media and not a general push campaign?

>>11036596
>Go to Texas on a family reunion
>Every store possible is covered in some sort of fucking knockoff of these things
Fucking Texas.

>>11036542
Prove to me this isn't photoshopped /pol/ crap

Protip: you can't

>>11036542

>>11036558
>Switch
I can see why they changed it. "Nintendo Vers" isn't as catchy.

>>11036596
>Mister Pop
Great, not only do I sound like I could be a knockoff of literally any soda, I also call "soda" the wrong thing.

>>11036773
Reverse image search it. It's real unfortunately.

>>11036865
Speaking of soda knockoffs I've had something called Dr. Thunder that was a shameless Dr. Pepper ripoff but actually tasted better than the real thing.

>>11036542
>He drinks a beverage with a gender neutral prefix title
What were you expecting?

>>11036610
>not sipping on daddy skipper

>>11036596
Daddy Popper here

>>11036596
Don't you ever call Mr. Pibb a Dr. Pepper knockoff again

>>11036596
>Father Fizz

BASED

>>11036581
>Front Door
>Back Door
>Both Doors

>>11036578
>>11036584
All ads gotta do is prime your mind so you think of it when you need soda|car insurance|etc

>>11036586
>KRonor
>stockholm
Sweden yes!

>>11036596
Uncle Chill, sound like that one uncle that touches you at family gatherings.

>>11036596
>Baron cola
Step aside, faggots

>>11036596
>duke skipper

Not bad. I'd prefer senator spice.

>>11036596
>>11037140
>tfw Senator Spice
Nice.

>>11036596
Daddy Perfect reporting in

>>11036596
Lord Taste

>>11036596
>Master Skipper
Am I a retarded Aqua Teen Hunger Force character?

Sluta läsa bögtidningar.

>>11036542
Stuff tastes like shit anyway.

>>11036596
>Father Radical
No one's buying a soda named that

>>11036596
>Daddy Fizz
I sound cool as fuck

>>11037147
Senator spice representing.

>>11036866
No

Fuck off Dr. Gay
Wont be drinking that filth again.

>>11036596
Barron Cool

>>11036596
Lord skipper

Opinions on the vanilla float flavor? Goes pretty freakin great with whisky imo

>>11036596
Master Fizz here

>>11036596
Senator Cola, huh?

>>11036542
>what is targetted advertising
>OP is reading some magazine for literal faggots
>OP is a faggot

>>11036596
Lord Bold

>>11036596
>"Uncle Fizz''
Shit I'm a boomer.

>>11036554
LOL

I fucking hate all those stupid corporate LGBT commercials that always makes sex puns

haha

>>11036596

>Tfw my birthday today

I'm Lord Bold. Based. I'm some sort of DHZ villain drink.

>>11037856
god damn i hate the fucking jews

>>11037898
based

>>11037856
Why are homosexers so obsessed with sex? Don't they think about normal things like mortgages and fuel economy?

>>11036627
What’s up man what’s your first name? I’m a Master Perfect too

>>11036710
It’s called pandering

>>11037320
I too am Lord Skipper

>>11036542

>>11038346
sending it to zh tbqh

>>11036596
>Lord Skipper

>>11036542
>not including lesbians
Absolutely bigoted

>>11036596
>Lord PERFECT

Suck it Cell, you bush league perfect being. I'm the lord of all perfection

>>11036542
i keep thinking this thumbnail is a picture of a light switch.

>>11036602
Fuck you, bitch-made piece of shit

>>11036596
Sir Chill

>>11036542
I'm a power bottom so I don't drink Dr. Pepper

>>11036542
What magazine is that ad from OP?

Remember, if you see an ad, that means it's for you.

>>11038331
Thats not political

>>11036714
Yes, not being a raging fruity asspounding fagboy is normal because sexual reproduction requires a male and a female, not a pair of buttfuckers or muff divers

>>11038474
>t. faggot

>>11036596
Doc perky

>>11036596
>Daddy Yes

>>11036579
>consumer product tries to debase the abstract idea of masculinity into a very neat package of jobs/labor instead of broader positive qualities/traits
I'd wager that most marketing guys are soft, limp-wristed faggots who only attribute tools or fishing to proles with no understanding of what those actions represent to the men that do them.

>>11036716
oh shit same here

>>11036583
Most big-budget advertising has 0% to do with the product being advertised; it's more about conditioning you to associate good feelings with their products.

>>11038970
>drink dr pepper
>people think i take dicks up my ass

no thanks

>>11036542
What's the ad from? Guarantee it's from a magazine directed towards gay men so the reference would be of no surprise, but /pol/ddit retards will always dig to believe there is a global conspiracy to turn them gay. It's almost like they want it to happen at this point.

>>11038599
Advertising agents are all Don Draper man's men who make millions manipulating the egos of plebs to buy the worthless filth they push. If you seriously don't believe that you're an idiot. It must hurt to not have that kind of success, Cletus.

>>11036596
lord radical reporting in

>>11036596
Hey guys who remembers that statistics and probability example about the likelihood of sharing birthdays in a classroom? It's validated here

Dr pecker, fingered that ass tho, didn't hurt did it?
Dr pepper, figured id ask though, didn't hurt did it?
Ahh white van speakers, those were the days.

>>11036596
>Senator Strong

>>11036596
Officer duke pop reporting for duty

>>11036596
>sir go

why the fuck was i named Ulysses?

>>11036596

>lord popper

>>11036596
>Father Refreshing
Sounds more like a citrus soda to me.

>>11036596
Daddy spirit

>>11036579
mister taste

>>11036584
I wonder this about a lot of big businesses. Pic related. The corporate marketing guys are getting paid six figures and they come up with this?
>flispy
Is it supposed to come off as cute? All it's accomplishing is cringe.

>>11036860
Good thing I didn't sip my soda first

>>11037912
its about whats effective. The fact that it bothers you is why you keep seeing it. The obsession is not about sex, its about forcing you to see a thing that bothers you so that you become desensitized and stop trying to vote their rights away/ SO that they CAN just worry about mortgages and fuel economy

>>11037246
I want steve to put my ass out onto a tray.

>>11036579
This was such a bizarre advertising angle, that website's like something out of MDE

>>11039873
Man, I can come up with shitty anagrams. Someone pay me six figures

>>11036579
Mister Clean, I wash money for the mob I guess

>>11037837
>implying you couldn't survive a crash with those seatbelts
This artist is a boomer who's never seen Jurassic Park

>>11037912
>advertisers only think about gay sex when making ads for LGBT
>therefore LGBT only think about sex
>it's not that the advertisers are out of touch with who they're targeting at all

>>11036754
Doctor Pepper is from Texas.

>>11039529
So people can tell you you're the first Ulysses they've met.

>>11036560
Underrated post

Companies do this shit all the time - I went to Boston Pride this year and the DJ was like “AY WHAT’S UP BOSTON PRIDE CHECK OUT THE NISSAN ROGUE IT’S GOT BLUETOOTH SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO YOUR FAGGOT MUSIC EASILY LMAO” but this dr pepper shit doesn’t make any sense because you wouldn’t drink it from the bottom of the can, you’re not shotgunning a beer

>>11040401
is calling a bunch of gay people faggots bad or does it work like nigger where you can use it in a positive way in good company

>>11037320
>>11038339
What up fellow Lord Skippers?

>>11036596
senator clean. fuck yo dirty ass shit nigga

>>11040415
In college I tried to spin something like that but my bisexual SJW friends were like “no you don’t have n-word rights it’s still offensive”. Even guys I date will say “the f-word” rather than fag which I think makes you way more gay than you already are

That being said, the South Park episode is spot on. Calling a homosexual a fag for being gay is not cool, and even if they’re acting like an annoying shit, you should not call them a fag, lest you be labeled a homophobe. I personally only use the word by myself, and often toward myself (“you are such a fucking retarded faggot anon”) but sometimes when talking about someone else i’ll say something like “they were being the worst faggot, they were insufferable, why are they so inconsiderate”

Hope that helps - also the guy at pride did not literally call a group of queermos “faggots” I was paraphrasing

>>11040471
Oh in addition it’s “nigga” but even black people have strong feelings about that shit, don’t use a hard R and if you’re not black you shouldn’t use it in any fucking company

>>11040401
>I went to Boston Pride
>>11040471
>Even guys I date

I think this guy is a gay

>>11036596
>uncle pop
tastes like incest

>>11036596
>Daddy Spirit

>>11036596
>Senator Popper

>>11040494
It’s a thread about how a Dr Pepper can would take dick, figured I’d throw my hat in the ring

>>11039024
>t. marketing major
Unless you're going to a top 20 school, I'll look forward to you serving me my coffee after you graduate.

what is Dr. pepper supposed taste like

>>11037881
late happy birthday anon

>>11036596
daddy strong reporting in

>>11040800
It's a cherry cola

>>11037898
Same bro

>>11036695
Fair ferries, fellow Father Fizz.

>>11036596
>baron pop
STEP ASIDE PEASANTS

>>11036542
White and based

>>11036542
-pe

>>11036542
>drinking soda
If I'm drinking anything frizzy it's either Beer, rum and coke, energy drinks, or La Croix

>>11036596
> Lord Right
i like it

>>11040415
>>11040471
>>11040480
>you are a nigger and a faggot

>>11036596
Uncle Cool

Fuck yeah.

>>11040415
>is calling a bunch of gay people faggots bad

No, never.

>>11036542
*blocks your path*

>>11036627
I too, am part of the Master Perfect race.

>>11041800
I know you are but what am I

Folks, Dr Pepper is having sex. That’s what this ad is trying to communicate, anyway. Dr Pepper is having (presumably gay) sex, and Dr Pepper is vers, and Dr Pepper is on our team. We can also surmise from the ad that either the “queer drink” has eschewed rigid sexual roles entirely, or it possesses an eldritch anatomy that houses three separate entities that all identify differently. Absolutely horrifying, but a distinct possibility.

>>11036596
Master Strong

>>11042081
>not Baja Blast
one fuckin job.

>>11036596
>Prince Taste
How disappointing

>>11036596
>Daddy Clean

>>11037140
duke skipper here, hell yeah my bro

>>11036542
Soda is for children and faggots anyways

>>11036596
>Mr. Strong ;)

>>11043062
Found the Uncle Bobby

>>11036596
>Baron Skipper
I'll take that name with great pride

>>11036596
>Master Strong

What kind of lame ass shit is this

>>11040471
>>11040480
Not only do I can all races niggers but I call them faggots. This makes my usage equal and not racist. Stupid nigger.

This is the final straw. I've been considering quitting soda for a while, but they associated my favorite drink with anal sex. Why? I don't even have a problem with gay people, being bi myself, but I don't want to think about literal ass when I'm eating.

>>11036596
senator peeper. BASED

>>11040401
you're supposed to buttchug it


or you could put it in backwards and open it up and pretend like your ass is overflowing with brown sticky carbonated cum

>>11040471
nigger faggot jew wop

>>11036596
>Mister Clean
Uhhhhh

>>11036542
real sugar dr pepper is dank but i do prefer pibb

honestly i just drink real sugar pepsi now. i used to drink the real sugar wild pepsi but they stopped making that. WHAT THE HECK? pissed me off once they stopped having that, i bet pepsi's stock value went down because i used to buy so much. i would drink 6 sodypop cans a day because sucrose is good but HFCS is shit. high fructose corn syrup has 4-5x as many calories as labelled! it's fucked, totally fucked that they get away with that!!!

>"Much of the current concern about the dangers of fructose is focussed on the cornstarch- derived high fructose corn syrup, HFCS. Many studies assume that its composition is nearly all fructose and glucose. However, Wahjudi, et al. (2010) analyzed samples of it before and after hydrolyzing it in acid, to break down other carbohydrates present in it. They found that the carbohydrate content was several times higher than the listed values. "The underestimation of carbohydrate content in beverages may be a contributing factor in the development of obesity in children," and it's especially interesting that so much of it is present in the form of starch-like materials." -Ray Peat, PhD

>Carbohydrate Analysis of High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) Containing Commercial Beverages
>...A new GC/MS method for the quantitation of fructose and glucose as their methoxyamine derivatives and 13C labeled recovery standards was used to determine the carbohydrate content of HFCS in 10 commercial beverages... However, THE CARBOHYDRATE CONTENTS OF BEVERAGES DETERMINED AFTER ACID HYDROLYSIS WERE SUBSTANTIALLY (4–5 FOLD) HIGHER THAN THE LISTED VALUES OF CARBOHYDRATES... With inclusion of mild acid hydrolysis, ALL SAMPLES SHOWED SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER FRUCTOSE AND GLUCOSE CONTENT THAN THE LISTED VALUES OF CARBOHYDRATES ON THE NUTRITION LABELS. THE UNDERESTIMATION OF CARBOHYDRATE CONTENT IN BEVERAGES MAY BE A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF OBESITY IN CHILDREN.

>>11044560
Sweet, but they own our whores in congress and the regulatory agencies so no matter the evidence, our whores are still going to subsidize agriculture food production with your tax dollars which kills our kids and us before our time.

>>11040415
If you need to ask if you should use a slur, the answer is usually no.

>>11036596
>Baron Cola

>>11044560
>real sugar dr pepper is dank but i do prefer pibb
Phizzicist
/thread

>>11039892
except that it causes people who otherwise wouldn't care to become annoyed and side against them as a result.

>>11036596
>Doc Perfect
feels good

>>11036596
sir perfect
:)

>>11036596
Baron Clean, lol

>>11036596
njk

>>11036596
>daddy skipper

>>11036645
Bless me father

>>11036596
mister skipper

>>11036596
daddy cool

>>11041807
Confirmed pedophile.

>>11039531
>mumbles something about falsifiability

>>11036596
>father pappy

56%

>>11046395

>>11040471
lol fuck off with your moralizing, literal faggot. No one gives a shit about faggots’ feelings

its all by the same brand anyway you moron stop drinking jewish drinks

>>11036749
Of course. It's for people who are so easily swayed they'll chop their junk off because they saw someone on TV do it.

>>11036542
This gotdang just don't make sense man.