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Soup is wet
>fuck me

>> No.11035783

Soup isn't wet. Similar to how an object submerged into water also isn't wet.

>> No.11035786

>>11035773
are his abs and ribs a penis or a uterus?

>> No.11035787

Do you think he ever uses that as a pickup line

Just walking around to everyone and saying "fuck me"

>> No.11035792
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>>11035773
This thread fucking sucks.

>> No.11035844

>>11035787
>fuck me
no chef thats inappropriate
>fuck me

>> No.11035890

>>11035844
> im not a chef im your wife

> fuck me

>> No.11035938
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11035938

Huh?

>> No.11035951

>>11035783
If I submerge a sponge in the water, is it wet?

>> No.11035966
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>>11035938
based and redpilled

>> No.11035976

>>11035951
No, it's a sponge.

>> No.11037322

>>11035773
>dem abs
I'M wet...

>> No.11037461

>>11035773
>fridge.jpg

>> No.11037488

>"here isu yo sushi, chefu ramsay-san"
>gordon disassembles the sushi roll with his fork, the camera zooming in dramatically
>"bloody 'ell, the fish is totally raw..."
>dramatic horror movie noise plays before the camera cuts to the owner's anxious face
>fuck me

>> No.11037686

FACT: Gordon eats Burger King twice a week

>> No.11037695

>>11037686
*eats at

>> No.11037704

>>11037695
Thanks for the correction, I'm trying to stop with the Ebonics.

>> No.11037705

>>11035773
>here's your ice, chef
>is this fookin frozen
>y-yes chef
>bloody 'ell

>> No.11037852
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>>11035938

>> No.11037882

>>11035783
When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?

>> No.11037909

>>11037882
nobody knows

>> No.11037920

>>11037704
I was more concerned about the cannibalism

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>>11037488
>>"bloody 'ell, the fish is totally raw..."

>> No.11038353

>>11037488
>gordon storms into the kitchen to confront the cook staff, holding his plate
>"which wun of yew slant-eyed clowns made this dish. Lookit this! The fuckin' tuna is fuckin' RAW!"
>To gordon's horror, he sees more raw fish waiting to be served to hungry diners
>"I've seen enof 'ere. I'm shutting this place DOWN!"
>gordon walks out to the floor and bangs the giant gong until every diner has fled the restaurant

>> No.11038367

>>11035773
>Your fish fry, Chef.
>Mmm... crunchy. Dry. Dreadful. Was this fried?
>Yes Chef. It's called a fish fry.
>Was it frozen?
>We are landlocked, Chef.
>WAS THE FUCKIN FISH FUCKIN FROZEN?
>Yes chef.
>FUCK ME.