/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11035724
>ice is frozen
>fuck me

Just Car Milk.

Kebab Remover

We make Kebab, you remove them!

>>11035724
A 'go 'za made with sushi ingredients.

>>11035724
braps

>>11035724
>tendies over done no sauce because the resturaunt couldn't decide what was a meme or not
>steak done one of two ways blue rare or well done, fries are the only option as a side
>water only because the resturaunt is cheap
>rice and chicken with a side of beans
>menu has nothing else

They give out good boy points

Non redemable anywhere else

>emu meatballs
>cultured vegetables
>home-made coconut

>>11035761
>the first real-world use case of crypto

All the wait staff should be vegan and they could question the choices made by customers that order animal products.

>>11035724
I live in San Antonio. If this place hasn't shut down like God intended, I'm visiting it tomorrow

Stupid (literal) meme food that isn't relevant anymore
>Milk steak with jelly beans
>Irish stew
>Sweet sundae ramen
Someone would probably cum in it for the bantz

brb soup

>>11035864
>not asking for cum in all of your orders

https://restaurantguru.com/Anime-Pizzeria-San-Antonio#gallery

>>11035724
Cinnamon rolls courtesy of Cinnabon®

Unless you're fucking ugly

disappointed to find out it's very generic pizza and pasta. like a sbarro.

was expecting some japanese fusion things.

>>11035917
Is that ja/ck/ working up front?

>>11035917
The food court jester has had one too many Cinnabon Stix®

>>11035958

at least i can outrun that food court jester.

the one at my local mall is able to sneak up like a jungle cat, snatch your panda express container, and smash it into your face before you have a chance to react or defend yourself.

that shit burns. the glaze is like molten lava.

shut down for health code violation

>>11035917
Imagine the smell.

Jew Pizza

>>11035940
That thing in the bottom left corner is repulsive. It it supposed to be lasagne?

>>11035852
You better post. I want to know if the owners are obese or spergs or both.

>>11036044
I'll go on Friday. I'll make a thread if this one isn't up anymore

>>11035724
Regret

https://discord.gg/A64VHj

Join ck server! We chill and cook :3

semen

>>11036010
it's just lasaga

>>11035898
Go away, moot.

The best selling appetizer would be activated almonds braised in soy milk.

>>11036044
They are simply obese, and own several restaurants in that same mall so their kids are the ones who run pizzeria anime. Really it's only worth going for some decent microwave pizza and to laugh at them.

>>11035852
Isn't that picture fucking ancient?

>>11036203
I went last year and it was still up, the main worker's side business of selling pictures went under though so this was probably next in line.

>>11035917
>>11035724
what is a n anime pizzaeria

cigarettes

Dino tendies
Sleepy chicken

>>11035724

>>11036469
this is literally illegal

>>11036498
What are you talking about? That's El Joku.

>>11035724
My university is 15 minutes from there.
Kill me.

>>11036510
Texas A&M? Let's meet up and compare dicks

All you can eat frozen-esque pizza, spaghetti, chicken noodle soup, and desserts for six bucks? How can they afford this?

>>11035724
It would be shutdown before noon due to semen in the food

>>11035724
I was gonna write some super cringe mega oc fresh pasta about dead memes like furries and mudkipz or some shit but yknow it's almost 1 am I've been awake for a while and I have things I'm looking forward to in the morning so maybe someone else can do it. Good night.

>>11036531
>Texas A&M
That's in Bryan you stupid faggot

>>11035724
>anime pizza
/pol/ would torch the place.
Weebs are paedophiles.

>>11035724
>Floor Tile Fries
>Reddit Risotto
>Sweet Sundae Ramen
>Greentext Garlic Bread
>Pocket Spaghetti
>Pepe Poppers
>Wojak waffles
>Morning, /co, what's for breakfast?
>Boomer Fuel (just a can of Monster Zero Ultra)
>Bait of the day
>Please give me cocka cola
>For birthdays, you can request Guy Fieri himself (just a minimum wage worker in a wig and a flame shirt) to serve your food
I'm going to stop coming up with any more of this autism so I don't shit out my intestines.
>mfw someone will probably do this within my lifetime

>>11036678
>oc
>pasta

>>11035724
Beef Wellington croquettes

Get on my level.
With a nice veal demi glace

>>11036728
>beef wellington
>croquette
You clearly don’t know what a croquette is.
Retard.

>>11036741
If its in puff pastry, you can make a Croquette, esp with Beef Wellington.

Jesus get the fuck out of here, you faggot.

What? You obviously don't know a "slider" is a mini burger
You crack me up.

>>11036692
They have a south side location you silly willy

>>11036751
>deep frying beef Wellington
You don’t know much about cooking.

>>11036726
all pasta was OC once...

>>11036757
Bro. You want to start this now?

>>11036751
>I’m a culinary genius
Post some OC or fuck off then.

>>11035905
>the I is just a roatated H

>>11036766
The concept is money, the prep is retarded.
Depending on the wellington, how small do you prep the deep friend shit?
>Obviously, cut, prep, and SEAR the tenderloin
>have the puff pastry rolled out
>have the duxelles done
>have proscuitto cut and rolled around the beef
>wrap duxelles around
>wrap in cling fold
>let sit in fridge
>take it out, cut it into mini 2in' bits
>wrap pastry over
>bake at high temp (don't fry)
>serve.
yo man.

>crab legs
>go'za
>tendies
>submergible sandwich
>pink Himalayan salt
>square of baker's chocolate

>>11036834
>crab legs
>go'za
>tendies
>submergible sandwich
>pink Himalayan salt
>square of baking chocolate

>>11036840
the picture this is based on is also good

>>11036194
>decent microwave pizza

>>11036848

lul

>>11036864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ezIFgoV1jY the entire thing is very funny desu

tendies
car milk
black coffee
vard sauce
top ramen
impress-me eggs
ignorance

>>11036888
>car milk
Wasted those trips, dipshit.

>>11036892
Huh?

>>11036851
RIP

>>11035724
a swinging french fried
spinning sweer potato

>>11035755
blue rare is excellent. you can't get that texture or flavor from other meat

>>11036498
doesn't matter, had goku burgers

>>11036010
and the pizza looks okay to you in comparison?
dude

>>11035917
I like their Pikachu chalk drawing.

>>11037222
It looks generic, like a frozen pizza. Not good but not particularly offensive. The lasagna on the other hand looks disgusting.

>>11035724
>4chan menu
Chicken Tendies
Frozen Pizza
Meat Bread
Chili (without beans)
Steak, Medium Rare only
Popcorn
Crab Legs
Spaghetti, served in pockets
Boiled Eggs
Shin Ramyun Black Ramen
Bangs Rootbeer
Sriracha
Secret Aardvark
'Go 'Za

>>11035917
Wait wait. Is that the supreme gentleman on the left?!

>>11036723
al/ck/ open bar from 6 to 10 AM.
Well drinks and Natty Daddys only.

The bathroom.

>>11036723
Loli Lunch Hour-real Loki waitress will serve you tendies,Hot Pockets,and Mountain Dew.

>>11035907
>asking
It's mandatory

>>11037344
>she doesn't beg for cummies

>>11035724
>Cheese Pizza
>Chicken Tendies
>BLACKED hot dogs
>Spaghetti in Hot Pockets

Drinks
>Monster Energy
>Chocolate Milk
>Water

>no menu
>just a list of ingredients and their price
>order which ones you want
>they give to you all thrown together inside a big bucket
>do whatever you want with them and eat in whatever order
they're still cooked, you can ask for different ways of cooking for each, for example the buns can be toasted, the meat have melted cheese on it, hot or cold, etc. afterwards they're all thrown in the bucket.

you get food in a trough because we're all fat disgusting fucks

the trough has dividers in it because we dont want to associate with each other

chef comes out once every few minutes, throws food down in the trough and says

bone apple tea you fat fucks

pls chef more

god im horny

>>11035724
the only ever on the menu at 4chan. regurgitated shit.

>>11035724
Cringe

all dags. all day.

Tentacle Grape. xD

frosted butts

>>11035724
Salty coins and milk.

>>11035724
All you can eat boiled eggs

>>11035917
I know who the other 3 are trying to look like, but I can't place Emo McDarkSoul on the left.

>>11036498
>implying mexis care about trivial stuff like that.
One of those Dragon Ball places even has a sign with "our prices are lower than Yamchas powerlevel!" on it.

>>11036761
>that puny amount of pineapple
Get on my level, pleb.

>>11035905
>picking a dumbass theme for your restaurant and running with it
>not even having a real restaurant while this transpires
Alpha af

>>11037283
>supreme gentleman
>not even wearing a single fedora, let alone two
Anon pls.

>>11037339
>rightside vaguely Ranma-esque
>leftside literally who
What is this I don't even.

>>11038124
Eggs you say?

>>11035917
eliot roger in black

>>11038128
organization 13 jacket from KH2

>>11035724
Just fried potatoes