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Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:41:29 2018 No.11027947 [Reply] [Original]

THE SALAD IS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOKIN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWW

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:42:50 2018 No.11027949 >>11027947 COME 'ERE YOU! HAVE A LOOK.........JUST HAVE.....A.....LOOK! SLAM

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:43:34 2018 No.11027952 This board is forsaken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:45:04 2018 No.11027956 >>11027949 GEEEEEEEET OUT GET THE FOOK OUT, LEAVE ME ALONE >>11027952 RIGHT, WELL GIVE YOU MORE PUMPKIN, I'LL RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR FOOKIN ASS, WOULD YOU LIKE IT WHOLE OR DICED?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:48:03 2018 No.11027961 >>11027952 >this board >not this entire website don't forget, you're here FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 10:49:32 2018 No.11027964 >>11027961 FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS GET OUUUUUUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 12:08:23 2018 No.11028174 >>11027952 >I lernt a big werd 2day

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 12:34:00 2018 No.11028275 >>11027947 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE? WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 12:48:46 2018 No.11028332 [turns sauce ramikin upside down] [sauce remains in ramikin] is there ANY flour left in the BAG, donkey? or did you put it ALL in THIS SAUCE? [smash] UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 12:52:45 2018 No.11028356 >>11028275 UHHH chef we had to start it over again Stephanie burnt it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 12:57:15 2018 No.11028367 >>11028356 YOU FOKIN DONKEY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 13:01:23 2018 No.11028372 >>11028174 >Forsaken >Big word Brainlet detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 13:01:52 2018 No.11028373 >>11027947 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 of you FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE, GEEETT OUTT!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 13:07:13 2018 No.11028385 >>11028373 Thanks a lot Stephanie........you got us kicked out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:48:32 2018 No.11030248 File: 44 KB, 800x450, 1522795339436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11028275

>>	fortune Tue Aug 7 19:50:15 2018 No.11030254 >>11027947 LMFAO the salad is fucking lit did you burn this in the blast freezer!!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:10:03 2018 No.11030373 >>11027947 Genuinely curious, how would Ramsey react to (((reformed))) how2basic? https://youtu.be/B8y3SSmz4sg

>>	fortune Tue Aug 7 20:13:53 2018 No.11030390 >>11030373 Ramsey IS howtobasic, how did you not know this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:14:55 2018 No.11030398 >>11030373 >>11030390 its spelled Ramsay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:15:07 2018 No.11030400 >>11030390 Oh shit it all makes sense now. >always involving eggs. >artistic satire on modern cooking techniques.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:16:18 2018 No.11030404 >>11030398 I'll never meet him so I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:20:08 2018 No.11030419 >>11030404 Yeah, I'm sure you'll be spelling his name out for him right in front of him. You must be a real high flier at school. Or are you already on the fry station "Gettin' round to that GED some day."

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:58:46 2018 No.11030766 >>11027947 It’s so raw, it just signed a deal with “The Rizza”

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 22:35:10 2018 No.11030924 File: 12 KB, 206x213, 1387745533255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11027947

>>	fortune Wed Aug 8 01:35:14 2018 No.11031558 wonder how many times a day his kids get sent ramsay memes in texts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 03:25:22 2018 No.11031944 >>11027947 >>11027956 >>11028367 Are Americans literally deaf, or is this just a meme? Why is he always transliterated as saying a northern 'FOOK' in the meme when he clearly pronounces it like 'FUCK'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 03:28:39 2018 No.11031954 I aint no bitch chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 03:30:16 2018 No.11031957 >>11027961 FUCK OFF, WILL YOU????!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Wed Aug 8 05:50:32 2018 No.11032235

>>11030419
You must be pretty autistic to care about the spelling of someone's name who you'll never meet in your life time. I'm asking why I should care? He doesn't know, never will, and probably isn't scouring the net to see who misspelled his name. So why do you give a fuck? Is it your name that was misspelled? Are you Gaydon Ramsey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:02:19 2018 No.11032265 >>11031944 americans are braindead if you haven't noticed

Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:05:54 2018 No.11032277

>>11032235
The fact you are resisting spelling something correctly speaks volumes. You pride yourself on being ignorant?

Your defense is pathetically weak. So because Gordon Ramsay isn't going to see your spelling, you think it's okay to be wrong? There's logic! You remind me of the kids in high school who had that same "why does it matter" attitude. Every single one went on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. I look forward to you cooking my fries and cutting my lawn some day, flunkie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:29:47 2018 No.11032341 >>11027947 I swear the only people who enjoy these shitty memes are americans who dont cook. People who enjoy cooking watch his other shows which have actual cooking in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:32:28 2018 No.11032347 >>11032341 Ultimate cookery course is quite good. I think he's got another one coming out soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:34:07 2018 No.11032353 >>11032235 who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:35:08 2018 No.11032355 >>11032341 His US shows are just screaming with dramatic music on top, served in quick cuts. It's maddening to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:07:49 2018 No.11032416 >>11032355 It is outrageous, but it's on FOX are you surprised? The UK kitchen nightmares was really good. No bullshit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:16:34 2018 No.11032439 >>11032416 'Reality' tv is a cancer. There was a nice pasta on /tv/ about the difference between US and UK (or rather the rest of the world) tv shows. I think it used a nature documentary as an example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:20:59 2018 No.11032459 >>11032416 >No bullshit... dude, stop using ellipses like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 08:00:17 2018 No.11032563 >>11032459 >dude 98% of /ck/ are girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 08:01:43 2018 No.11032569 >>11032459 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 08:01:51 2018 No.11032571 >>11027947 Why you hef to be so mad? Is just cook

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 08:04:20 2018 No.11032581 >>11027952 wut? this board is the tip of an uncircumcised penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 08:13:04 2018 No.11032607 >>11032581 Yeah. It smells bad and full of cheese threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 10:21:17 2018 No.11032963 >>11031944 >>11032265 they're exaggerating his accent, you braindead obsessed europoors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 10:24:23 2018 No.11032972 >>11028174 >forsaken >big word american education

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 10:34:45 2018 No.11032994 FACT: Ramsey eats at Burger King twice a week

Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:13:40 2018 No.11033108

>>11032439
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>no room at all for misinterpretation

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:18:31 2018 No.11033124 >>11033108 epic, I think I saw that copypasta on r/4chan too! Thanks for sharing :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:20:37 2018 No.11033130 >>11032994 *Ramsay

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:25:15 2018 No.11033140 >>11033130 >Ramsay sees your mom >LOOK AT IT, ITS DISGUSTING! >sticks his fingers in her snatch >IT SMELLS ROTTEN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:27:43 2018 No.11033148 >>11033124 Buttblasted amerilard detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:33:55 2018 No.11033166 >>11032569 ssssssssssss?

Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:36:08 2018 No.11033175

>>11033108
PBS has documentaries like you're describing but it's not commercial. Commercial tv including network "news" in the US is all about who can be the most outrageous and hold the 30 second attention span of their target audience, people with the mental and emotional level of children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:44:21 2018 No.11033194 File: 17 KB, 236x304, ramsay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11027947 THIS SUSHI IS FUKIN RAW!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:48:36 2018 No.11033205 >>11033130 he meant Bolton

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:53:47 2018 No.11033226 >>11033108 America show sounds awesome fuk you

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:54:50 2018 No.11033228 >>11033148 I saw this same post on Tumblr

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:56:53 2018 No.11033236 >>11033228 tumblrtard detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:57:23 2018 No.11033240 >>11033108 now post the video

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 11:57:49 2018 No.11033241 >>11033148 at least I'm not a dirty European redditor

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 13:01:11 2018 No.11033422 It's raw, chef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 14:09:45 2018 No.11033645 >>11032963 >they're exaggerating his accent How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 15:17:17 2018 No.11033924 >>11033645 it's pretty obvious

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 16:49:16 2018 No.11034275 >>11033924 No it really isn't

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