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*blocks your path*

>> No.11023596

>>11023317
If I took his glasses off, would he die?

>> No.11024083
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>>11023317
>But first, we'll call Air Liquide to get ourselves some liquid nitrogen for our tortillas. We want it fresh picked from the atmosphere.

>> No.11024154

>>11023596
...for you....

>> No.11024162

Bwekfest

>> No.11024320

>>11023317
>*Puts in oven*
>*Pours gas in*

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>>11023317
I love how his recipes trigger normies, they aren't even that difficult

>> No.11024608

>>11023317
What's the problem? Looks like a perfectly fine burger.
Or is it vegan or something?

>> No.11024614

>>11024320
he forgot the juice

>> No.11024621

>>11024586
as great as the foreground is here, its the background pharmacy that really sells this image for me

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>>11024586
This is a man

>> No.11024816

>>11024586
I hate this family, the father especially so god damn much. It's unbearable

>> No.11024817

>>11023317
why can't he just wear an attractive pair of glasses

>> No.11024833

>>11024586
Well this image is specially triggering to me.

>> No.11024868

>>11024793
>>11024816
>>11024833
what's funny is this man has a wife and family, and enough disposable income to equip said family with overpriced apple products. He's more successful than any of us

>> No.11024882

>>11024868
any clown can get a credit card and throw a bunch of crApple products on it.

>> No.11024887

>>11024817
It's not the glasses but his face or more accurately his ethnicity.
Their kind never looks... normal.

>> No.11024892

>>11024868
I guess, but that's a very limited definition of success. Not being the literal definition of a boomer cuck has to be worth something

>> No.11024905

>>11024892
its worth.........let me check..............Yup! nothing.

>> No.11024910

>>11024892
I would gladly become a boomer to come home to a loving wife and kids

>> No.11024938

>>11023317
Time to roast this chicken
>Takes out saucepan, tongs, ice cube tray, vacuum cleaner and hairdryer

>> No.11024971

Time to make America great again.
>breaks out racism, sexism, and Russian collusion

>> No.11024982

>>11024971
kek

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>>11024971

>> No.11025089

>>11023317
based heston poster

>> No.11025151

>>11024868
Whatever, the point is that even if you are a successful guy, you shouldn't waste your money on overpriced, lesser quality products.

>> No.11025476

>Ok, so for today's consomme, we'll need a whole dodo, hand picked himalayan snow, and our HPLC. We'll also need about half a gallon of Remy Martin Black Pearl Louis XIII to use as solvent. If you cannot get it in your local store, any brandy above 90 years will work.