/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11022511
Bad pussy. It had the texture and smell of rotten eggs.

this seems to be well over 80% fat. heating it leaves you with a pool of grease.

i like fat. i always cook my eggs in leftover bacon, hamburger, or steak grease.

but there's something very foul about mexican chorizo.

>>11022511
Al's Italian Beef sandwich. First bite was awful. Second bite was out of disbelief it could really be so awful. Then it went into the trash.

>>11023127
Stop being cheap and buy better chorizo.

>>11022545
>smells like rotten eggs
>imma just go down on this anyways

I wont go down on a girl unless im in a commited relationship, and not even theb if pussy be nasty

Horse. Ate that shit in Iceland on vacation. Country was beautiful, but shit food tbhwyf

calamari
pic related

Sheep tongue and brains.

>>11022511
Lettuce sandwich with ranch, when I used to be poor

>>11022511
Lutefish
My sister and I were made to eat it when we were kids because of "tradition"

>>11022511
going to keep making this thread huh?

>food
Bad oyster. Only food poisoning that's ever affected me to any length, and it seemed like I could taste it for days.
>beverage
Pic related.

depends what you mean by eaten
if anything goes, then rotten moldy watermelon

>>11024866
Cry harder, Reddit.

>>11024883
you do realize that calling people reddit is actually worse than somebody from reddit. Also, to know what somebody from reddit is like means you have to browse that site. Really makes you think.

>>11022511
huh?

>>11022511
what?

>>11022511
maybe?

improperly cleaned tripe from the lower part of the digestive tract. Literally smelled like cow shit, but the grandma who made it worked hard and it was a regional dish that I asked for specifically, so I ate it all and said it was delicious. The sauce was admittedly good.

>>11023277
pussy ass nigga.

if you dont trEAT your girl right someone else will.

>>11024888
t. Redditor*


*I don't genuinely believe that but I unironically agree with you

>>11024883
ooh, you're such a big boy. bet you know all the ur mum jokes too.

Honestly, American hot dogs. No amount of industrialized sauce will save plastic on a bum

Prune juice

Bought a pack of these earlier this week. They smell as bad as they taste. Gave the rest to my landlord.

>>11022511
food

>>11024883
>It's reddit to expect original posts instead of the same repeated threads, day after day after day.
sign me the fuck up then.

>>11025055
fucking this.

>>11022511
Original bk chicken sandwich

>>11024736
I mean really?

>>11024906
Atta' boy
>>11024992
BARS isn't really American, most Americans do brautwurst, but I guess its like kraft cheese slices being American to normies

Low fat mayo would have to be mine

I had badly cooked lamb at a friend's house in high school. It smelled like spiced dog shit and had the texture of hard-packed dirt.

>>11022511
a wood chip

>>11022511
your mum

Peyote

>>11023712
Definitely the worst paints I've used, as a brush licker. The old Chaos Black was great, tasted kinda sweet.

>>11022511
Seal flippers, the texture and taste is truly terrible.

>>11023127
>buy the cheapest bottom shelf chorizo on the market
>be amazed that it sucks
>hurr durr this means that all chorizo is shit

>>11022511
Had to eat horse shit for a frat initiation back in the early 2000s, was too drunk to taste it, but I threw up immediatly

>>11023127
You have to cook it forever to get it crispy, and add some potatoes to absorb some of the fat, but I love this shit. I would make chorizo, potato, egg, and bean burritos every week in college. Add some hot sauce and maybe green onion and you have some very tasty dinner. Most people undercook it, which might be why you hate it

>>11025961
But the worse thing that I remember, was some raw sushi at a sushi buffet, didn't shit solid for a week

>>11025163
>tfw used to almost be this fat

>>11025001
Never seen hot garlic shrimp chips, but the regular ones are one of my favorite chips.

>>11022511
Neapolitan pizza. Completely overrated

>>11022511
Your moms cunt comes to mind right off the top of my head. It was spoiled and nasty.

>>11025961
Serious question for everyone who's been in a fraternity/sorority: what's the most obscene hazing or ritual you've experienced or heard of? Knowing that there's a frat out there that makes pledges eat literal horse shit makes me glad I never even tried to join. Not all of them are this retarded, right?

Well, it's a tossup between 2 options that I unfortunately remember well.

>Be me, a young'un still reliant on dad to cook
>Bros and I didn't like most vegetables we were served, but the ones we didn't like usually came from a can
>We worked around our mandatory veggie-eating by giving the veggies we wouldn't eat to one of the other two we knew would
>There's still one thing we never learned to like
>Canned, microwaved corn
>Our dad would get pissy when we'd put metric tons of cheese to mask the taste and/or gag trying to eat it, but the corn genuinely sucked
> One meal, he attempted to get us to eat it by making "corn bread"
>This was not regular cornbread, oh no, that would have been a delightful experience
>He mixed together whole corn kernels. and torn bread slices. and put it in the oven to heat it.
>The bread came out soggy and the corn still tasted of corn
>I understand the concept may sound delicious had it the bread been toasted like a crouton beforehand, but this was not the case
>It was so disgusting that dad threw it out even with 90% remaining.

Story 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Grandpa is treating us to dinner because we just left a funeral and it was obviously depressing
>Quick note that will become relevant soon: The lunch at the church it was held at was amazing, 10/10 no problems
>Back on track, we tried out a restaurant called "Farmer's Family Buffet"
>Should you be brought there, run. Run fast and run far.
>It was practically empty, and with good reason
>Aesthetically it looked like your typical country-food buffet
>HOWEVER
>The mashed potatoes were bland
>The chicken tasted.. what I can only describe as wet
>The biscuits were hard as a brick
>The catfish, along with nearly all of what I can only assume the staff called "food" was cold
>Not room temperature
>Not the familiar chill of refrigeration to be expected from leftovers
>But a cruel limbo caught in between

Comment getting too long, will be cont.

>>11026168
We made pledges get shitfaced, call home, and tell a parent/guardian/sibling of their choice that they sniffed their underwear and jerked off.

>>11026358 Continued

>In an attempt to eat something edible we foolishly ordered desert
>There were 2 options: Keylime pie and Chocolate lava cake
>As lackluster as the lava cake was when my brothers tried it, I regret not ordering it myself
>My mom and I were the only ones that ordered keylime pie because hey, keylime pie is great!
>How naive we were
>We received not a pie but a strange, lime-green perversion of cornbread
>The Twilight Zone of "deserts"
>It was heavy and only vaguely tasted of lime
>I can only guess this was on the menu because the staff knocked in a packet of lime jello into what was supposed to be a batch of cornbread, and then diluted it with more cornbread from there to earn a profit
>That night when we all returned home everyone had some form of an upset stomach
>Mostly it was the shits, but I also threw up that night in the trashcan
>My body was working overtime to purge that filth from my body
>I'll never know if it was as bad as I remembered, or the quality just contrasted so horrendously with the church lunch that it warped my perceptions of taste
>We never went there again
>The next time we passed by its previous location, it had shut down
>Thank God

>>11025995
Tell us your story anon

>>11026358
there's nothing wrong with canned corn, certainly nothing to gag over.

my friend at scout camp once forced me to eat an atomic fireball hard candy thing. I cried.

>>11026474

>>11026474

>>11022511
My roommate in college used to prepare bottom-rung, store-brand frozen hamburger patties by throwing them straight from the freezer into a dry pan until they started to sizzle, then adding a splash of water and some "secret ingredients" and letting them steam/boil until cooked through. Once, after breaking my Zombie-drinking record with 5 in a single sitting, he offered me one and I accepted, knowing that an infusion of protein in any form would help me to keep from blacking out. Even in my piss-drunk state after having consumed the combined sum of 15 oz standard proof liquor and 5 oz 151-proof rum, I STILL couldn't choke this thing down. The texture, the aroma, the taste, everything about it was screaming "this isn't food" so loud that I simply couldn't let more than two bites past my lips, and I'm a guy who's been known to swerve into the nearest McDonald's or Jack in the Box at 2 am for a pile of commodity beef covered in as much processed cheese as possible on a regular basis once the drink's been flowing long enough. This abomination of a sandwich ended up on the balcony for some reason and it was still there, in pristine condition, three days later. Even the flys didn't want it.

Golden Corral in Bumfuck, Texas in the 90's. Chicken was raw, bread rolls were still frozen in the middle, everything else tasted either of bland mush or was salted into oblivion. Didn't go back to Golden Corral for about 20 years

>>11023144
there is only one type in grocery stores and its this shit. only way to fix this shit is to cook it in the wrapping or mix with beef

>>11026369
Pretty fucking good lmao

>>11026168
That's a tough one, 90% of what pledges did was give us smokes and buy all of our beer, we never forced anyone to do anything, if you didn't like it you could drop, no hard intentions. The horseshit deal was for me to fuck one of the senior girls, we shook on it, I nibbled some, threw up, then banged her, fun night

But the absolute worse i've heard of was somewhere in Georgia in the 80-90s, they brought all the pledges out into the woods near the end of the semester and made them chop wood day and night to make a huge bonfire, made them sleep outside, then on the last day they gave them acid, nailed them into a wooden casket and asked them questions, every wrong answer they poured dirt of it. once you were done. they swung it open, gave you a beer, and branded them into the frat

Doesn't sound too bad, but apparently they chopped down A LOT of trees

Joining the frat was a weird one, on one hand I never had free time or privacy, but the parties, stories and women were worth it, I wouldn't want to go through it again, but i'm glad I did, still have a lifelong bond with some of those guys

>>11026664
Another part was leaving all your childhood back home and joining these rowdy bunch of dudes just like you and becoming one of them through the same ways they did, my frat showed a lot of love for the pledges who made it through, but back in the 00s, I went to LSU, and it was just a town for us, police didn't care too much, neither did the higher ups at the uni, the absolute freedom was weird as fuck though

But yeah, I think every person needs to experience atleast a couple frat events, it's like the social part to a sports team, without the sports

Sliced pears with mayonnaise and cheese

I thought my aunt was joking and assumed it was sliced potatoes with sour cream and cheese.

It was foul

>>11022511
Mayonnaise

>>11022511
Poutine.

Didn't actually ask for it, when to a pizza place in some US shithole, and we were told for 3 pizzas, we'd get a bonus poutine. Didn't know what it was at the time, waiter told us it was great.

Never before I had felt so much the need to throw up. The greasy fries wet with a weird sweet sauce, and to top it all, they put easy cheese on it. I realize this isn't the best poutine ever made, but shit, I doubt even "good" poutine can taste even remotely decent.

Wormwood, magic mushrooms,

>>11024925
So then some other faggot will eat rancid pussy. How is that my loss dumbfuck?

>>11024873
Ate an oyster that burnt my mouth like battery acid. Had a tummy ache but was fine after 20 minutes.

>>11025055
same

>>11022545
>Bad pussy.
You spelled Durian wrong.
Also, durian.

funeral in japan
only white person there, huge fancy funeral for a legendary botanist who had tons of commendations and katanas from the govt/emperors/etc, a big swinging dick

>served a “super formal and traditional” food
>perfect cube of jello that looks like it’s covered in hair
>100 people starinf at me as they wait for me to try it before they dig in

i can only describe it as cold, crunchy, chewy, pus-like, squishy, and rancid. it was jello made of congealed fish goo, chilled into a cube, and filled with fish bones, organs, scales, and a berry or vegetable or something seedy

absoletly awful, 2 pints and a pint and o could barey breathe

Frog Legs. Neighbor cooked them at neighborhood party and
>durrr "try one they taste like chicken anon"
Nope consistency of very greasy dark chicken with an extreme fishy taste
And do come back at me with "Have them deep fat fried they are great"
You could deep fat frya dogturd and it would probaly taste ok

Weird bovine meats aside, yam, okra, chayote and zucchini aren't veggies I'd put on my plate.
Other than that, psylocybe cubensis lol

Once I had some brussel sprouts and almost vomited. I know I'm a weak pussy.

Then my family thought it was hillarious and wanted me to have more

>>11024736
I still eat thoose but I use mayo+ a fuck ton of black pepper I enjoy them

>>11025063
You're a faggot, those sandwiches are one of the best items BK has

I don't know if the taste was really all that awful but Nattō (fermented soy beans in rice straw) had the most gross texture, appearance, and smell of even food I've ever had.

>>11029152
>even food
any food

>>11022511
Raw, unprepared bitter melon

It was a bitterness so intense that it burned my tongue. I'm not even exaggerating.

>>11024840
>>11024840
Lutefisk?
Fellow mn?

>>11028715
Found the woman