/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11014903

>>11015051
my dick thanks you

>>11015160

>>11015199
Demons to some, caterers to others. We have such brunch to show you.

>>11015204
>/mkg/ - mechanical keyboard general

>>11015212
Why do I keep seeing this picture today? who is it? some athlete?

>>11015223
Famous child actress. The pedophiles of /tv/ were infatuated with her until she turned 18. By now, she is practically built a like a fridge.
Pic is the same guy who took that food court pic.

>>11015234
guy had the tenacity and autism to take multiple pics with the flash still on.

>>11015240

>>11015212
Hey I recognize that gay blow job

>>11015246

>>11015258

>>11014903

>>11015165
best one so far

>>11015230
I have almost twenty year old Star Wars Chupa Chups. Got them for 6 bucks on ebay lol.
Do you think he'd eat them?

>>11015155
Daddy would you like some sausage?

>>11015306
backwards man, the backwards man
going backwards fast as he can

>>11015306
HAHA I understood that reference lmao!

>>11014903

>>11014903
There's something profoundly depressing about that picture.

Posting a classic

>>11015394
The unending hordes of unmotivated people who are forever stuck in Flyoverville, either due to personal or circumstantial failure, are always depressing.

>>11015212

>>11015278
For sure

>>11015204
those portion are hella small

>>11015555

>>11015539
why do people still eat gelatin?
I mean it is fucking gross even for omnis

literally the worst waste byproduct of meat production, also its not like there are no good & cheap alternatives

>>11015633

>>11015633

>>11015214

>>11015627
Gelatin? Shit's awesome.
I rarely eat it like the pics you replied to, but as a sweet dessert it's nice. However by far its most important use is in stock. The gelatin in meat-based stocks is what gives your soups, stews, and sauce awesome texture. And while there are alternative "thickeners" they certainly don't taste the same. Plus stock is free, you make it from cooking scraps.

>>11015627
>teleports behind you
Say that again, kiddo.

>>11015212

>>11015204
$53

>>11015667
KEK

>>11015627
>that same faggot who cries about what other people eat
imagine being so ineffective that all you can do is whine on 4chan about other people's dining habits

>>11015711

>>11015051

>>11015507
Awaken my masters

>>11015159
damn man

>>11015246
>It's never gonna end is it?

>>11015754
This reminds me, does anyone have that macaroni and cheese recipe the guy wrote for his bullied nephew?

>>11015165
Ruined by the gay added text at the bottom

what's her problem?

>>11015829

>>11015507
Is this photoshopped?

>>11015880
they toned down her muscles. She was too big for the cameras

>>11015902

>>11015477
I feel bad for you. I lived in NYC and Chicago for a combined 6 years and I've never been happier than living this little town of 30k about 45 minutes east of Indy in the middle of rural Indiana. I can't describe how incredible life is here.

>>11016185
not him but not all flyover towns are cute little mom and pop places and not all cities are filthy shitholes. many flyover towns are literally just run down strip malls with shitty chain businesses in them. the people work and spend their money there, sorta like those small towns that form at highway exits. I moved from flyover shithole to a medium sized city and love it. being poor in a city would suck though.

>>11015731
>he thinks calling him on his stupidity means I'm "triggered"
Sad!

>>11016239
Oh don't get me wrong, I grew up in a miserable dying little flyover town so I know many of them are meth infested pits of despair. But there are some insane hidden gems too. I live in a town of 30k and we have the highest quality craftee goods and food made here I've seen anywhere I've lived. And being on a first name basis with everyone around you is awesome. I just moved homes and a week after i got to my new one, a neighbor invited my wife and I over for a delicious elk stew and some craft growlers of beer brewed right down the street. Plus, there's this from the most recent census which raises A LOT of quality of life indicators.

>>11015240
>>11015246
>>11015258
>>11015262
Where's the animated gif?

first food related image from wikimedia commons. a previous one was of a field being mulched for a non food crop, that would border a food crop field, so it was not quite related. this is barely related. about 30 images clicked through. when i hear random, i deliver random. not weird, offbeat, or unexpected.

>>11015159
how do you eat this

another, Draba Verna, said to be edible by at least one source. from Commons.

>>11015159
Yo bruh, you can fit a silencer to that revolvar :^)

>>11015234
>>11015240
Why spread lies like that?
Those pics were taken by a professional paparazzo with a DSLR

>>11016560
3 for free? soup for me!

>>11015880
yeah

pic related is the original

>>11015834

>>11015469
That pizza looks fucking revolting

>>11017053
So does your face you fucking jackass.

>>11017053

>>11015017
racist asshole

>>11017123
That was unnecessarily rude. Apologize

>>11016047
>not eating the best part of the chicken

>>11016130
Doesn't that translate to 'Come as you are'?

Do Nirvanas lawyers know?

>>11017147
Sorry your face is so fucking revolting.

>>11017348
Yeah, that's how France translated "live long and prosper." It's too late to change that.

>>11017348
It's a common phrase to write on invitations to informal parties.
But you didn't know that for some reason.

>>11017385
Look mate, I'm British.

My 'invitations to informal parties' occurs when my mate Steve phones me up to tell me he's got some burds and a few lines of sniff on the go round at his gaff.

>>11017385
I literally did not. All my party invitations have been to weddings and funerals of relatives with the "can not attend" box on the RSVP pre-ticked.

>>11015876
THIS hurts

>>11016542
your mom

>>11015876
Oh shit. How long has it been?

>>11017143
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>11017482
>party invitation
>to a funeral
What kind of sick cunts do you associate with?

>>11015554
>A chunk of fat

>>11015450
Guy want fry

>>11015477
>ywn marry a qt in Flyoverville

>>11017849
Irishmen maybe.
I've only been to two funerals and wakes; for my two maternal grandparents. In both cases we gathered in the nice weather and had some beers and hotdogs and remembered the good times.
Not sure I'd call it a party but it wasn't the drab rainy affair with black umbrellas you see in movies.

>>11015159
Gopnik based anon.

>>11017885
I might just be too traumatized by grief, but I still think that's weird. I've been to two funerals, as well, but both fucked me up too much to even socialize, much less have beers and talk about good times. Fuck. I'm glad you were able to be more positive though.

>>11016185

Richmond?
>t. Hoosier

>>11016047
>he doesn't crunch the bone and open it up to get all the marrow

we have much to learn from the east's culinary arts

>>11017952
I can't put into words exactly why I hate this image and everything it stands for.

>>11017969
it is because you are a giant faggot.

>>11017959
Why do I wanna fuck this guy so bad?

>>11017969
why does it trigger you so

>>11017969
are you a stupid woman? No need for putting it into words. No one cares.

>>11017979
Well, yeah, but besides that.

>>11015633
>me in the back

>>11017980
more fap material ^-^

>>11018006
Just imagine slowly pushing your erect penis into the depths of this warm, jiggling pastry

>>11015240
>>11015258

>>11017952
I don't think anybody would want to drink with some tryhard hipster faggot who insists on making a damn speech every time he takes a swig.
Asshole probably has a "Kiss me I'm Irish" T-shirt that he wears as often as he can because he's so fucking proud of being like 1/256 Irish.

Is it true? Does it improve the flavor?

>>11014903

>>11018413
I've got the club if she wants to be sub

>>11015024
For the life of me I can't figure out if this is cringe or meta-satiric cringe comedy.

>>11017969
Yeah, nobody cares anyways.

>>11018457
for the life of me I cant figure out if there is a difference any more. or if there ever was

>>11015627
>also its not like there are no good & cheap alternatives
The texture of agar is completely different.

>>11015469

God I wish that was me

>>11015394
It's the fat arms on the qt, she's gonna balloon up fast in college.

>>11017881
Flyover white girls have a short shelf life. Living off hamburger helper, McDonald's, and Bud Light she'll look like the mom on the left in 15 years

>>11015876

Yup.

>>11015203
>We have such bites to show you.

>>11018625
I want to make this, but I'm too lazy.

>>11015051
Utmost thot

>>11015336
Nita, can I have that man's food?

>>11018888
maximum comfy

>>11018860
A M E R I F A T S

>>11015394
no shit that's the point

>>11015626
dude weed lmao xd

>>11015633

>>11017143
why are brazil nuts racist?

>>11017981
Boiled dinner is my favorite food. :(

>>11015336
Jesus fuck, where do you even buy a tub of caviar like that?

>>11019123
>laugh at Bill watching the show as a kid
>realize I'm a younger, sadder version of him rewatching in my late 20s

>>11017934

>>11019156
Bill's not all bad though, just lonely and loves food. I think his food obsession stems from growing up in a weird family (old money, backwoods, Cajun) who mostly ignored him. It seems like he was only nurtured by "the help" who taught him pit-bbqing and the power of eating on one's emotional state.

>>11019140
That's given as a bonus to the top Russian US election meddlers.

>>11019221
And you know, all the government experimentation that messed his brain up.

>>11019352
I've gone through 2 new computers since I've had a picture of sceak saved.

>>11018457
It's both you boomer

>>11015017
>>11019074
Nigger Toes

>>11015711
>4chan
UHHH HELLO MY FELLOW 4CHANNERS

>>11017372
That doesn't make the pizza any less revolting, fatty

>>11015164
>this
>fat
standards keep falling

>>11017980
because you are a gigantic faggot

>>11019612
Except he got the placebo.

>>11015554
>dog

Yeah you can keep the dog germs that you are suffused with

>>11015172
Is that Rachel Ray?

>>11015017
I’ve never understood why people would willingly refer to these as “nigger toes”. Why would I want to be reminded of black people while I am trying to eat?

>>11017348
Yeah, it blew their minds.

>>11019858
t. Muhammad ben Gurion

>>11019907
Pepe roni

>>11015627
Gelatin is extremely good for your body.

>>11016294
greenfield, indiana

>>11016446

how does the bear know what apples is?

>>11019623
This is the US if there were an entry fee.

>>11020992

On a diet only 1/2 of a pizza and soda?

>>11016399
Absolutely hate you and others like you. Go choke on big fat nigger cock and die

>>11020992
I lost

>>11021097
I don't know what that blob on the left is holding but I hope it's neither mayo or ranch.

>>11021219
its ranch

>>11015139
The potato letters don't spell out "help me", does it?

>>11015450
Guy's all "God I wish that were me".

>>11014903

>>11015306
>>11015313
>>11015335
SAUSAGES

(seshi) Japan 4

>>11016062
ok, now this is depressing.

>>11017959
is that the chinese version of the tequila worm but times ten?

damn that was insane.

>>11020363
>he doesn't live in glorious hamilton county

>>11015394
>There's something profoundly depressing about that picture.
It is actually the same lady, but at different time points.

>>11018425
MiCuChiKen-chan for waifu

>>11021501

>>11014903
I'd kind of like to be married to a washed out beauty queen bitterly reminiscing about the decade-past pageant victory which encompasses the entire sum of her life's achievement.

>>11015829
>cleaning your window and window sil
not even once

>>11015829
Dick Smith Foods has shut down. He blames Aldi. Enjoy that sauce while you can.

>>11016062
I feel bad for that boy desu

>>11015159
Everything good but
>Weed

>>11018860
Only in NA can a fucking single serving size of ice cream be 32 fl oz

>>11015172
B00000BZ R SO EPIC XDDDDD

>>11021097
>2011
Both of them probably dead, closest one 100% dead. Guy in background maybe dead as well after an existential crises of where is life went so wrong.

>>11015152
>XXXTREEEEEEME!!!!1!

>>11021985
that's the best part idiot.

>>11015152
I wish this existed. Imagine how much energy you'd have after your ham sandwich.

>>11021917
What in god's name is on those hotdogs?
"Mayonesa" better not mean what I think it means.

>>11021917
If you've never had mayonnaise on a hot dog, then you're not living
>l i v i n

>>11022148
replied to wrong one
> s h i t

>>11015469

>>11022420
The show didn't start out big, so salaries were small for the first season. Actor Michael Richards was paid entirely in watermelons for his work as "Kramer" in season 1, and many have speculated that a year on this dreary diet is what led to his eventual burning hatred of the blacks.

>>11022422
The wholesomeness of the first pizza pic is completely ruined once you learn she posed for like 50 other shots like that after she learned about its popularity, like the attentionwhore she is. A real shame but maybe not a surprise.

>>11022448
>man (patriarch) makes many meme pics embracing his meme
Haha based and redpilled, he can laugh at himself
>woman (mother of life and victim of patriarchal society) embraces her meme gracefully
Omg attentionwhore, meme ruined!

>>11022455
I don't like male attentionwhores either. "Salt Bae" being the obvious example.
But maybe you think he's based and redpilled, hmm?

>>11022462
I don't think him embracing the meme ruins the (minimal) charm of the original. Especially since even the first video was made as a joke

>>11022455
Go back and stay there.

>>11022551
No you first, chauvinist

>>11015165
too soon

>>11022455
fucking off yourself, strawmanning faggot

>>11015834

Have some more Jack Salmonella Fella

>>11022462
How would it feel if I were to put my dick in that statue bust’s mouth and use it’s hand for the stroking action?

>>11020970
It's inside the clubhouse of a private golf course in Georgia.

>>11021389
McChick-Kun

>>11015554
Holy shit anon i was in that thread!

>>11022448
>like the attentionwhore she is
dude, you have serious emotional problems

>>11022422
this pizza gangbang pic is arousing

>>11022366
marketing at it's finest

>>11017015
RYYS!

>>11015567
why am I suddenly overtaken by such morbid curiosity?

>>11022905
I'm fully convinced he doesnt have teeth or gums, just lips and a tongue

>>11015560
They're actually what we're supposed to be eating.

>>11015389
no sausage 0/10

>>11023660
That doesn't mean I'm wrong.

>>11017969
reddit faggot. go back

>>11017959
eels swimming in stomach no bueno

>>11015017
I'm allergic to these only

>>11015896
>red_gold.jpg

>>11016130
>not posting the Goku one

>>11021219
>neither or

Amerifat education everyone

>>11024248
:^)

>>11024248
You missed a comma

>>11021095
God I wish that were me

>>11024189
Did you know that Brazil nut allergic reactions are sexually transmissible?

>>11024018
Have some more with teeth

>>11022448
brap bank

>>11024248
If you could not mistake me for those subhumans, I'd greatly appreciate it.

>>11015465

Extreme deportation

>>11020933
Probably just sees red and assumes it's meat, I think polar bears are completely carnivores

>>11017881
He standards are probably unbearably high because she is the prettiest thing in the entire town until she turns into the goblin on the left is replaced by the next year's version

>>11018860
Warren Buffet: 1
Jews: BTFO

>>11017909
Anon, it's all part of the sad process. My favorite uncle punched me at my grandfather's funeral. I wasn't mad even though it was a good one. Everyone deals with grief differently. Rather it was my than my slutty Aunt

>>11019352
>>11019618
who is sceak, he looks like that guy who got you into metal

>>11026129
He was a literal bi-polar leaf namefag who used to post his bachelor chow recipes (and post a comment in literally every single thread when he was on)and went full autism mode the last time he was around, posting walls of text about his ex boyfriend and cringe depression shit. Rumor is he got permabanned and an heroed.

>>11026151
Sceak's nipples look like they're too depressed to stay on his chest.

>>11026162
I'm pretty sure the first time I got a ban on /ck/ was for starting a thread about Sceak's nipples, and then suggesting that he was actually a mod.

>>11026151
>an heroed
nice. I prayed that would happen to that dirty faggot. Thank you, Jesus.

>>11026151
The oldest of old fags.

I wonder what Angie's up to these days?

>>11022366
repeat customers: none

>>11015469
there has to be an anime version of this

>>11015469
also
>tfw there are no qt scene girls anymore

>>11026194
Hearts started a commune in Southern flyover land 5 years ago and invited all the oldfags (they all had to get married because half of them are Canadian). It's funny because Borneo still hasn't been invited.

>>11024117
shoo cajun

>>11016185
Hello Shelbyville person

>>11023423
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11015017
This looks neither black nor like toes. It looks like dog shit

>>11015278
ask him and find out

>>11018419
EAT LIKE YOU HAVE A SECRET