/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Steadily drink.

none because i'm not retarded enough to drink disgusting soy-tier macroswill shill fizzy sugar estrogen-infused water for idiot highschoolers who don't even go to a private school and will go to a sub top 10 uni

Imagine if this was a real invention by the company who brought you the Monster energy drink.

>>11015157
t. manlet

>>11015166
imagine how the farts would smell haha

>>11015157
imagine actually being this angsty

>>11015151
>monster
Who else /croixboy/

>>11015151
>not drinking the superior Bang's

>>11016045
it's Barq's

the only option for me
the taste of summer heaven and relaxation

>>11015157
Wish I were as cool as you :(

>>11016043
I'm a /polarboy/

Rehab peach tea is okay, but >>11016118 is still the best flavor.

>>11015151
None

>>11016118
My fellow boomer.

>>11015386
I worked at a convenience store for two years. Energy drinks got bought by three types of people. Lumpy, mishappened men, EBT people, and alcoholics. Also somalian but Ive never seen one not on foodstamps so we can lump them in with EBT.

>>11016995
That guy looks cool. What movies has he done?

>>11017005
Aww, poor manlet had to stand on a milk crate to bag his customer's slurpees!

>>11017005
Where? In Australia most tradies below 40 consume energy drinks.

Who else here collects one of each can to put it in a display?

>>11016072
*gluck gluck gluck* It's barry's red cola

>>11017054
New england US. They drink coffee with lots of creamer here. Except for the druggies. But theyre usually working under the table and use food stamps.

only one that doesnt taste like aBsolute rubbish besides the one you sip OP

>>11017138
>sip
>has sugar
Nope, that's not a sip.

>>11017180
That's strange, because sugar is calories which is literally energy and a sip is an ENERGY drink

>>11017186
You are retarded a sip is defined by two things
>has no sugar
>is made my monster

It is simple as that.

>>11017195
Sorry, /fit/head. Time moves on. Things change. And nobody will ever care about your routine.

>>11017201
>Things change

Fuck off retard and stop trying to bend every single word definition just so that you can be part of a culture as well. People like you ruin everything that was/is good about memes and jokes.

>>11017212
I didn't change it. The ship sailed long ago. Stop clinging to the past.

>>11017212
How does someone so obsessed with a meme not know how memes work? Are you special needs?

>>11017222
The doctor is in the building !

>>11015151
Long time ago I used to enjoy Ripper and Assault. Now just the one in OP.

>>11017195
2.50$ Has been deposited in your account by the coca cola corporation for your post. Thank you for correcting the record.

>>11017222
yes my germanon fren

'ipping on some good Mean Bean right now. Like a coffee, but better.

>>11017005
I also work in a convenience store and the lion's share of energy drink sales go to professionals or laborers. I actually literally almost never see any teenagers or poor people buy them, because they are so expensive.

You probably just live in some ghetto nigger town.

STOP
you already memed me into buying an ultra citron can with your whole scarcity meme


STOP IIIT

>>11017350
You would be correct. But I dont believe you about professionals drink it. You must live in a richer area with shit standards. Also redbull is covered under ebt so poor people buy it all the time.

>>11017357
I don't live in the US. I live in Canada; we don't have that EBT bullshit. But yes, I see professionals buy them. Not as much as laborers, but they do get them. Those or the five hour energy things.

Honestly though a lot of average joes buy them. Not frumpy old men or poors, just average dudes and women.

Lads, I have a cold and a stuffed nose. As a result everything is tasteless (including my daily sip). Anyone knows a way to unclog my nose to be able to smell/taste stuff again?

i had the white dragon tea sip today.

Can't say I'd recommend it.

>>11015151
Another shill thread by the Monster marketing department

Hey everyone! Just got into having my first few /sips/ myself! What are your favorites? Tell us in the comments! Thanks

>>11017611
when was the last time any thread in /ck/ hit a file limit? stop being retarded

>>11015151
fake sugar tastes absolutely disgusting, I'd rather just sip on some carbonated water

>>11017587
snort some salt water, and you gotta snort hard, like all up in there to give your innards a wash, or you can use a neti pot

>>11015151
Yeas hello where do u goes to buy the monster drink???

>>11017875
also make sure it's warm, unless you want to know how it feels to have your brain split open from the inside

>>11016118
it was taken off the shelves like 2-3 years ago, where I live
reeeeee

Can i have sips at room temperature?

>>11015151
For me, it's pic related. Zero ultra tastes like absolute JANK.

For me it's pizza and burger threads!

>>11017954
confirmed shit taste

>>11015157
What uni you go to feller?

I really liked monster assault but I can't find it anywhere anymore.

I drink beetus.

>>11019001
I need that in my life

>>11015151
The blue one that's always sold out.

>>11016118
peak sip

All the /sipbois/ here need to prep the bull

>>11020336
>Austrias richest man is a sipslinger

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1533409660103.webm
.

>>11017616
>filename

They recently started selling these here and its got every other monster beat for me

>>11021341
My man.

>>11017625
A sip thread hit the file limit last summer. No joke. This was back when sip generals were hitting the bump limit every week.

>>11015151
I hate this drink purely because of how gay the can design is. This is clearly intended to appeal to gay people

>>11016995
you dad is hot, anon i hope you don't mind if i have sex with him ;)

>>11016995
your dad is hot, anon i hope you don't mind if i have sex with him ;)

>>11015151
>Ultra White
>not the superior Ultra Red

>>11017954
this

>>11016118
these just made it to germany truly blessed

>>11017195
>>is made my monster
No

I'm with you on the 0 calories (though I am willing to accept up to 10 calories) but Monster does not hold all of Sipdom in it's hands alone

>>11022676
yes it does. its a Monster thing, the Monster way. call it something else, don't take our terms.

>>11022692
Ok, we'll call it a quaff

/QUAFF/ general

>>11022692
t. Monster employee
You sound like a massive faggot, get the can of Monster out of your ass and kill yourself

>>11022692
No one like you here or in person. Youre a miserable person.

I like all the sugary types, this one is good too.

>>11017082
are you literally me?

>tfw monsters are so rare in your country that you can only get them in exotic grocers

The new Zero Citrus is pretty dank but my favourite sugar free energy drink is still red ball light blue. The white monster can is OK too.

>>11015151

The Macbook of Sips.

>>11017587
Thank me later

>>11021341
People have gotten killed where I live for walking around with all red/blue monster energy drinks so most places stopped carrying them

THE BEST

>>11017882
It feels like that because it's actually making contact with your brain. It's a great way to get a bacterial infection.

>>11015151
>contains Niacin
>170% DV
I'm dying anons help

>>11025338
Yikes, anon. No thanks.

>>11025347
That much niacin is bad for your liver

>>11026196
No kidding anon? Any more pearls of wisdom you can share with me?

>>11019001
just picked up a 4 pack of these bad boys about 5 minutes ago.
got one in the freezer getting cold now.

monster assault and MZU are my daily go-to energy drinks.
but whenever i go for a drive in the countryside, i always get a rockstar bubbleberry and sip it while smoking cigs and listening to music with the convertible top down.

First sip ever
The only other energy drink I've had is Red Bull, someone redpill me on the difference between the two
(my phone camera is busted, forgive the shit quality)

>>11027025
okay buddy you get one pass and one pass only at this. Let me explain to you what a "sip" is. a sip must have 3 qualities.
1: 0 sugar
2: 0 calories
3: made by monster energy.
the green, putrid drink that you posted is, in fact, NOT a sip. It is loaded with unnecessarily high amounts of sugar and empty calories. I am sorry to disappoint you but that's how it is. again you get a pass this time but next time you claim that that monstrosity is a sip you better check yourself before you shrek yourself because I won't go easy on you.

>>11025338
>>11026172
completely agree with this anon. it tastes like how a candle shop smells. it is absolutely disgusting and I am thankful I only bought one when I tried it.

>>11027501
Sorry, kid. Sips proceeded far beyond the limited imagination of /fit/ a very long time ago. Commiserate with your fellow lardasses. The rest of the world doesn't care.

Hwite monster

>>11027507
woah dude be careful bro you don't want to cut yourself on all of that edge. **tips fedora**

>>11027507
No, words have meanings to express what we mean, and to bastardize words by making them mean many/multiple things just ruins it. Then, because you're not clear enough on what you mean (though you would have been before) you now have to invent a new word, but you don't, you bastardize a different, innocent word. i hate it so much

>>11027527
Yeah. That's how history works. Deal with it or die prematurely.

you guys are fucking idiots

i dont get why you are still making a general out of this, monsters are fucking disgusting, the only good energy drink is red bull. it tastes like sugary trash

>>11027538
heh look he posted it again! do you feel better about yourself now? do you want your mommy? don't post in my thread again retard.

>>11027025
ok this was pretty awful
They usually only have this in the supermarkets here so I guess I'll stick to red bull

viral marketing general

also redbulls are way better

>>11027538
I'm guessing you don't want any 'vark

>>11027531
I don't understand your post? what are you trying to say? All those words have two or more meanings, it's very vague and can be taken multiple ways

>>11027501
Kill yourself you insufferable faggot.

>>11027501
>he unironically believes he can enforce his arbitrary rules on memes
>he unironically thinks anyone gives a shit
get a load of this pathetic faggot

>>11022649
Same here in Ireland, although they're French import, they just paste over an English label. Great flavour

What's up boomers

The only Monster worth drinking

Move over bitch

>>11017954
I liked this one.

>>11027501
>>11027521
>>11027527
Fuck off you stupid cu/ck/ sips can have sugar in them too faggot. Stop trying to invalidate our sips, you have no right to do that.

>>11018988
Boomer University at Urbana-ZeroUltra here

>>11015156

I plan on trying out most of the Ultra lineup. Convince me to pick up Ultra Violet.

>>11021341
I love that shit. Just wish it were sugarfree. I like the color too. As gay as I am.

I prefer the low carb monster or the absolutely zero monster

>>11021341
I wish the UK had more flavours like this.
I very rarely drink energy drinks but it's been the same ones for several years.

>>11016043
its/lacroixboi/
ohshidwhaddap

>tfw I broke down and drank 2 monsters today
>Now I only have a total of 9 days worth of monster instead of 10 from my 10 pack
Why do the sips have to be so irresistible?