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Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:54:30 2018 No.11013375 [Reply] [Original]

>“Water!”
>“Beer!”
Alright, now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like to drink?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:55:04 2018 No.11013378 >>11013375 Let me guess: Amerifat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:00:33 2018 No.11013407 >>11013375 "I would like a less autistic waiter or maybe another place to eat"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:00:40 2018 No.11013408 >>11013375 childs don't like water. i like water, i'm pushing 24.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:02:05 2018 No.11013415 File: 110 KB, 1300x1300, 000130434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013375 Pellegrino for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:04:26 2018 No.11013425 >>11013375 Give me your freshest glass of hand-squeezed Orange Juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:06:30 2018 No.11013427 one gf please

>>	OP is a faggot Sat Aug 4 14:09:10 2018 No.11013437 >>11013375 I'll have 2 vodka martinis to go, please

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:16:30 2018 No.11013464

>>11013375
Do not speak to me anymore. Go get your manager NOW. You are shit at your servant job, and the three of us can discuss it when you get back. Now, scoot.

Fucking dropout dressed as a discount penguin. You are not a comedian. You are a failure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:17:35 2018 No.11013472 a can of diet coke please

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:26:22 2018 No.11013510 >>11013427 We're out of gf, is bf alright?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:31:20 2018 No.11013539 File: 11 KB, 345x336, 1532796027540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013464 this guy. feel better now sport? Talking down to servers is like the trashy poor version of rich people bitching at the help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:31:31 2018 No.11013541 >>11013408 Manchild

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:15:27 2018 No.11014053 >>11013464 >disciunt penguin Only good part of this post tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:27:10 2018 No.11014117 Kids can order beer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:29:23 2018 No.11014134 >>11013375 J&B on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:32:49 2018 No.11014157 >>11013375 Milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:34:49 2018 No.11014167 >>11013375 yup

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:36:45 2018 No.11014181 >>11013375 OP: "I'd like a glass full of sausage gravy mixed with coca-cola."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:38:26 2018 No.11014193 For me a Bang's please, it's the only beverage that gives you the Bang for your buck, a bangin' experience in your mouth that will make you say "Bang!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:52:31 2018 No.11014261 One large serving of Barry's Red Cola

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:14:51 2018 No.11014355 >>11013510 Only if he's cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:24:35 2018 No.11014388 >>11014117 in based europe

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:02:31 2018 No.11014553 Steakmilk

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:04:06 2018 No.11014562 File: 60 KB, 190x266, rato.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11014157 CHOCOLATE milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:22:51 2018 No.11014947 >>11013464 >sorry sir, here's your Blue Moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:39:28 2018 No.11015031 >>11014947 Blue moon is amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:50:46 2018 No.11015085 What is wrong with water

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:54:35 2018 No.11015099 >>11015085 like, from the toilet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:01:03 2018 No.11015129 one ten-ounce pour of rye whiskey please

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:08:11 2018 No.11015149 >>11013375 Double Angel's Envy/widow Jane neat and a water

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:08:17 2018 No.11015150 File: 139 KB, 1200x792, suntorytime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take a glass of Suntory, on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:09:27 2018 No.11015153 File: 98 KB, 1243x559, 1533089570951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11015085 neckbeards and soi bois like to boast and brag about only drinking water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:44:28 2018 No.11015283 >>11013375 Arnold Palmer pls ^_^

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:48:36 2018 No.11015301 Give me your finest diet cola, good sir

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:53:16 2018 No.11015324 >>11014261 Ahhhh refreshing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:58:17 2018 No.11015341 >>11013375 I mean really, what posses people to be snobs about booze? It's the most pathetic shit ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:59:15 2018 No.11015345 >>11013375 One WATER please

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:01:14 2018 No.11015349 water >with a lemon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:21:46 2018 No.11015471 >>11015153 when did this happen? Last time I paid attention (admittedly, years ago) it was all about the most caffeinated things you could get, like bawls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:33:15 2018 No.11015504 French 75 if it's hot out. Black coffee after dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:35:04 2018 No.11015510 >>11015031 Amazing at giving me disgusting swamp farts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:36:08 2018 No.11015514 >>11015341 Stick to your steel reserve Cletus

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:50:31 2018 No.11015563 >>11013375 Car milk, please

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:53:08 2018 No.11015576 >>11013464 and this is how you end with the semen of 4-5 diferent men in your soup

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:59:54 2018 No.11015599 File: 1.33 MB, 200x200, eyebrows.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11015576 mmmm i love me some cream of sum yung gai lickin my moist lips just thinking about it desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 22:35:17 2018 No.11015760 >>11013375 Cinnamon toast crunch milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 06:42:04 2018 No.11017340 >>11014388 geen 18 geen druppel

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 06:42:50 2018 No.11017343 >>11013375 >Tits and Wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:07:32 2018 No.11017434 >>11013415 Love to wash down my 'za with a cool splash of 'no!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:10:33 2018 No.11017442 >>11017434 >’no this forced meme needs to stop right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:12:27 2018 No.11017450 >>11013375 >Get me a Dew. Prontissimo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:14:43 2018 No.11017455 >>11015129 tips

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:17:53 2018 No.11017464 File: 27 KB, 640x362, boomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just keep em coming, boyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:36:22 2018 No.11017521 >>11015599 >cream of sum yung gai I knowyou probably didn't come up with this yourself, but thanks, made me laugh out loud at work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:37:55 2018 No.11017524 Root beer please :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 07:59:09 2018 No.11017573 >>11014181 crystal gravy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:00:37 2018 No.11017576 >>11017524 >not drinking sarsaparilla pathetic.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:14:13 2018 No.11017627 >>11017442 'o

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:15:21 2018 No.11017631 >>11017521 wayne's world joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:17:44 2018 No.11017633 One strong alcohol please

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:38:44 2018 No.11017692 >>11015153 are we really at a point where the fundamental building block of life on our planet is considered a hipster meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:39:00 2018 No.11018101 >>11015576 Chefs don’t give a flying fuck about wait staff and laugh their asses off whenever one of those fags gets roasted by a customer

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:46:20 2018 No.11018122 >>11013375 >kid beer https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x897x

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:50:19 2018 No.11018141 >>11013464 >Fucking dropout dressed as a discount penguin heh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:51:32 2018 No.11018149 >>11013375 Double vodka and soda with two limes in a short glass please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:52:42 2018 No.11018152 >>11015349 T H I S H I S

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:53:33 2018 No.11018157 >>11013539 This is a server who's condescended to the customer just because he ordered water and beer. It's legit to respond to unprompted nastiness in kind....

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:53:34 2018 No.11018158 Give me your largest glass of beer.

Anonymous Sun Aug 5 11:00:03 2018 No.11018188

>>11018157
More than in kind. Someone never bothered to teach the waiter anything. There is blame there too. You have to go far and teach the lesson others slacked on. Get him fired. If the manager won't, get him fired too. Be logical and a problem. Help fix the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 18:41:23 2018 No.11019987 >>11015576 >Thinking chefs give a shit if you're mean to waiters Chefs only bitch if you come in 10 minutes from close and want a custom order.

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