/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11012412
that's fucking retarded

>>11012412
you want a slower board? Are you slow?

>>11012412
It's a stupid idea, and it isn't going to happen.

>>11012417
Im a regular are slower boards than this one. Theyre good, fun, useful boards.

>>11012427
you are not a regular. We are regulars telling you your idea is irregular and stupid. fuck you. Have a wonderful life somewhere else.

>>11012412
>people want this board to stop being infested with frogs, sippers, and amerilards
>people also hate the one surefire way to fix it
???

>>11012433
I think ops idea is stupid. I just think your argument for why is wrong. You should calm down.

>>11012412
I say split into
>/ck/ cooking
>/veg/ vegans asking why your not vegan yet.

and also a mod should ban you out of principle

>>11012439
i'll be banned because meta-speak is forbidden

>>11012438
awww. you think your thoughts matter outside the confines of your lumpy head. Cute... like a downs kid.

>>11012412
Stupid idea

>>11012417
This board is way too fast for the amount of content being produced thanks to the fast food junkies.

>>11012448
if you think this board is too fast... well, you are slow.

>>11012443
What are you going on about? All I hear is whining.

>>11012436
Because they don't want it to get better. A large portion of 4chan users got here extremely recently and believe the only way to engage with 4chan is to post hilarious ironic shitposts in which you use the same 4 phrases and images, over and over and over, every single thread you make and participate in. We all acted like idiots for a laugh and now we're paying the price with real idiots thinking they're at home here.

>>11012450
>can only read 6 words before brainlet fills up

>>11012442
I reckon it should changed to allow metta speak and ban for stupid suggestions, either way you'd be sent off to the gulag.

>>11012456
you use the word "brainlet"

You are a retarded faggot nigger. Shut up.

Food belongs on /ck/, but fast food doesn't really qualify as food so it should have it's own containment board.

>>11012466
it goes in your mouth and gets turned into shit. Fast food is food. Your opinions should only be posted on a board for trash.

>>11012453
the virgin boomer soyboy post
sad!

>>11012439
So why aren't you vegan yet?

>>11012485
because it is an eating disorder.

>>11012490
>less deficiencies
>live longer
>better health
>less cancer
>less disease
>less obesity
>ethically and environmentally superior
>"b-but it's a eaten disorder"
Kek. Stupid meatcucks will never learn.

>>11012412
Gay

>>11012450
This board is definitely too fast. Quality content often gets hidden behind and pruned because of fast food and memes overnight. The actual content on this board is slow enough that I would like to the post rate at least halved.

>>11012461
>metta speak

>>11012510
cutters and anorexics argue for their delusions too. Get help.

>>11012412
What about segregation of the board into whites and colored.

>>11012556
what if I ever need help frying chicken? fellow whites will just tell me to get some mctendies

>>11012556
That'd at least eliminate the 'murricans, so it would be a plus.

>>11012533
Once you read beyond /pol/ you'll quickly learn the world is changing, sweetie. Here's a guide to help you on your journey-
http://www.plantbasedpower.online/2018/aug/The-complete-guide-to-a-vegan-plant-based-diet

>>11012412
nah but we should have flags

>>11012560
"fellow whites"? Nice try Clevon. If you want nigger chow, head on over to /bu/rnt for your black urban food.

>le fast is bad!! good content gets buried xd
fact: if your shitty thread was good it'd get posts. i made the same thread three times this week and it got 200+ every time

>>11012470
It's shit when it goes in your mouth, that's why it doesn't qualify as food.

>>11012571
I am not reading any of your eating disorder propaganda. You have the teeth of an omnivore and the arguments of a zealot. I do not blame you. You are unwell.

>>11012588
>muh canines

boomerscience

>>11012598
You cannot survive on plants without supplements. You will die. You have an eating disorder.

>>11012604
Prove it.
>you can't

>>11012621
you limit what you eat to the detriment of those around you and your own dietary health. You have an eating disorder.

>>11012604
>You cannot survive on plants without supplements
Even if that’s technically true. So what? My “eating disorder” is healthier than your fixation with wet sausages

>>11012641
no its not. Just because you say so does not make it so. Males in my family live until about 85 years of age. Show me some super healthy vegans at that age please?

Oh, there aren't any? No shit...

>>11012637
>white flag of no proof
You lose.

>>11012604
Why not?

>>11012604
Luckily we live in a time with the one supplement youd be lacking readily available at every gas station

>>11012651
>no its not
Yes it is, fatty

>Males in my family
Youre not a man much less human, what are you worried about?

>>11012655
Lose? I can always just beat you up.

>>11012659
Lacks shit you need to survive. Try just living off plants and die.

>>11012669
but bro its not natural!!!

>>11012670
all you got is judgements? Weak. Likely due to poor nutrition.

>>11012672
Ok? i have for twelve years. No supplements. Blood test is fine.

this thread is a perfect example of why split the board. carry on ladies.

>>11012678
>stop being mean!!
Triggered little girl is triggered. Probably some little dairy fairy filled with estrogen

>>11012683
Many with eating disorders lie about them.

>>11012684
Carniecucks need to meet the fate that unfortunately no Jew ended up having in the Holocaust

>>11012560
>implying niggers created soul food

>>11012685
if it comes down to it, I would adopt you as food before I would take on your "diet". You have a mental disorder. Seek help.

>>11012691
vegans are not humans by the way. Humans are "omnivores". Vegans are "faggots".

>>11012672
>resorting to physical threats after being brutally destroyed
No argument detected.

>>11012453
Joke's on you, faggot. I was never pretending

>>11012691
>carniecucks are repressed homosexuals from all the meat they crave
Shocker

>>11012699
it is not a threat. If a vegan gets in my face I will fuck them up. Control yourself so I do not have to. Do not make the mistake that I will put up with your plant nonsense. You are mentally unwell and I will not be influnced by your sickness.

>>11012713
Sweetie, no one has wanted to get in your banana slug shit aka face, EVER

>>11012412
I sympathize OP. But these degenerate, AIDS-ridden faggots will just start “how to cook McDonald’s” or “best ‘vark recipes” threads. The only real solution is to get the infinity gauntlet and kill them all with a snap of your fingers.

>>11012439
>>11012439
>>11012439
>talks about Veganism
>gets defensive and butthurt when vegans attack him
Welcome to the outside of your containment board, sperg.
/ck/ is where most of the vegans reside. If you bait them, they will derail your thread.
Fucking newfag MAGA shipjumper.

>>11012713
Post body, kid.

>>11012718
you are a faggot and use faggot words. Why do you think you can talk to me? Go away or I will blow a rape whistle at you. Do it in person and you will have to shit your own teeth tomorrow.

>>11012698
You know omnivores dont have to eat meat? It's just another option.

The only positive aspect i've seen from veganism is that it makes you smell nicer. Every vegan i've had sex with smelled nice, took ages to cum, and fucked like a 20 pound bag of rice glued to a footstool. Lab grown meat master race.

>>11012732
I know where I am asshole. Get material for your spank bank elsewhere.

>>11012686
Ok, cool.
https://nutritionfacts.org/2018/01/11/what-do-the-longest-living-people-eat/

>>11012735
>i will blow
We know, honey. Oh we know

>>11012754
you do not know anything. Your brain is fucked from only eating plants and aids meds.

>>11012760
I know a catty manqueen when I see one, and sugar, you are one royal bitch

>>11012735
INTER
NET
TOUGH
GUY
WOAH
STAY
BACK
HE
EDGY

Vegans aren’t human

We’re superhuman, we’re Gods, we belittle and besmirch subhuman carnie cucks. We are physically, mentally, and morally superior to you carnists in every way

Your time is up

>>11012777
BASED
REDPILLED
CHECKED

>>11012777
>777

>>11012777
>every way
Well, except punctuation.

>>11012789
and diet and general health and sustainability. Oh yeah, and mental health seeing as YOU HAVE A FUCKING EATING DISORDER.

>>11012789
Everyway and every way are interchangeable in every way

>>11012580
>popular always good
No it isn't you stupid faggots, the kiddies and fatties prefer fast food threads while actual cooking threads get buried becausr you kiddies only come for the memes. You are fucking stupid.

>>11012814
>punctuation
>thinks he's talking about spelling
the vegan brain, y'all.

>>11012777
>vegans thinking they are not cucks
Oh, that's a new

>>11012808
Prove it.
You haven't yet. You can't. You lose, again.

>>11012832
you prove vegans do anything but bitch in support of their eating disorder. there is no proof of any vegan claims... just a lot of skinny weak tranny looking fucks.

>>11012822
>doesnt know punctuation refers to spacing

>doesnt know the retard literally greentexted “every way”

>>11012690
>implying it wasnt the blacks that wrre fed the trsh cuts of meat and unwanted produce that is now known as soul food.
eating pigs feet, collard greens, oxtails etc were the u desired meats ol white didnt want. also the cooks in plantation houses were blacks, house slaves and later on nannies.

>>11012621
There is literally nothing wrong with pedophillia, assuming it's not forced.

>>11012808
>sustainability

a vegan diet is less sustainable than a omnivore one? are you fucking delusional?

>>11012827
>no you
Screamed the little dairy fairy

>>11012849
>carnists

>>11012848
you are correct. Blacks are most useful as farm equipment in the 1800s, and are of no use now. Great points.

>>11012850
if you fund the right scientists, they will produce findings for you stating all scientists are both wrong, and homosexuals.

Put up any stats you like. I can beat you up.

>>11012683
>being so insecure about your shitty diet you need blood work to reassure yourself you're not currently dying

>>11012862
I can actually fucking read how fat you are.

>>11012414
It makes sense to me.
It gives sippers, al/ck/s, fast food, vegans, and other similarly despised threads a place to go.

/ck/ would be slow as fuck, but it would improve the cooking content.

>>11012867
I am 6' 6" 220 and can kill you easier than not kill you. Every breath you take is a gift from me. You can think otherwise, but you are not much of a thinker, now, are you?

>>11012863
I was concerned because i bought into to the carnists chanting "WIFOUT B12 U WILL DIE"
Omnivores tend to be b12 deficient as well even though they eat meat that has gotten b12 SUPPLEMENTS.

>>11012885
you are defending your eating disorder. lots of unwell people do this. Please, seek help. I think there are recovery places that take your kind in.

>>11012868
This isn’t Reddit, Japmoot isn’t going to incur the costs of splitting a slow board because carnists get triggered at wegetables!

>>11012901
the split isn't between vegans and normal people without eating disorders, it is between boring fucks without a sense of humor and normal people.

>>11012908
Carnists arent people. Youre our soon to be fertilizer

>>11012414
No, I agree with OP.
Although as far as I'm concerned, it should be /ck/ - cooking, and /ff/ - fastfood. The fastfood posters are the garbage anyway.

>>11012848
What did the serfs from Europe do? Have cake all the time? Who taught the niggers how to cook this stuff?

>>11012911
look pipe cleaner man, you have an illness. Get help.

>>11012918
>look pipe cleaner man
Fatty can’t even string together a sentence cuz he’s so mad

>>11012412
/ck/ would be slower than /po/ if it required actual cooking.

>>11012923
poor starved vegina no longer has the strength to comprehend English. He will soon only be able to communicate through blowjobs.

>>11012932
>poor starved vegina
Fatty’s angina is kicking in. Calm down, fatty

>>11012933
6' 6" 220... not even overweight a little.

>>11012901
Its not just about the vegans alone. It's not a big deal to me.

And I don't expect it to happen. But it is a good idea in theory as a means to improve the quality of the cooking bored.

>>11012936
>not even overweight a little

>>11012412

I support this idea.

Anyone saying the board would be too slow has been here all but two hot seconds and doesn't understand the shitfest /ck/ has turned into within the last two years. Fastfoodfags can have their food board, and /ck/ can return to its true purpose of original content and cookalongs.

>>11012938
you want to improve quality? Make a thread that is interesting. If you cannot, you are the problem you whine about. Not failed mc chicken jokes.

>>11012938
Its not. Its a stupid idea waste of time and resources. Go to reddit if you want private hugboxes for your fetishes

>>11012936
Cool fantasy you have there champ.

>>11012945
I do fight, but am no longer a prizefighter. Never went for champ of anything. What you try to project at me to account for your own failings is the "fantasy" you cling to. I am not overweight by any metric, and train daily. I have for most of my 43 years.

>>11012945
>I'm a 90 pound soiboi, therefore everyone else is

So is this thread just a bunch of fucking retard trolls trying to outdo each other?

>>11012970

>>11012417
>slower board
It'll only be a while, then with any luck the real cooks will join again and it'll be fast enough and also filled with good content. Many good people left because of the /b/, /pol/ and /r9k/ level retards that are shitting up this place.
And besides that quality > quantity any day.

>>11012970
There are people with dominate minds here. When two clash, there is unexpected growth out of the argument. It is rare, and like all rare things, valuable. This is what 4chan is for. I just gave you a fucking clue.

>>11012997
fucking based

>>11012997
>dominate

>>11012839
You'd make a terrible lawyer kid. You have no argument. You have no proof. You have no evidence.
You're basically just spouting the equivalent of "ur gay" over and over again.
Stay mad.

>>11013013
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them gape with that little piece of nothing you bravely call your dick. Faggot horsefucker.

>>11013013
Cut the boy some slack. Sucker was waxing poetic.

>>11013026
stay gay and vegan so you die dried your and young.

>>11012874
Post body internet badboy. I remember when I was 12.

>>11013036
I'd assume you remember last year faggot. Get pics for your spank bank elsewhere. This is 4chan.

>>11013042
>im gigantic, jacked and plz fight me but I won't post my muscles
Fat. Ass.
You type like a 12 year old and respond to every attack like an autistic, young, newfag.
Nice try though, sweetie.

>>11013033
>FUMING

>>11012777
Carnists on damage control

What we need is a sticky and generals: general poorfag thread, fast food, sips, coffee, tea, al/ck/, and vegan. That's the vast majority of the shitposting contained and if they have a general rule of not opening a new thread until de currrent one is on page ten, then we can have a slower board with more content options.

>>11013060
I am not gigantic. I am gifted and trained. You, on the other hand, have great reaction images and comments you would have to be here nearly all day to see a thousand times. Impressive. You must have no life at all as well as nothing of any value to say.

>>11013060
This is a prick waving dickfight, and you are unarmed mam. Perhaps you should fuck off and die?

>>11012732
^

>>11013082
>hurr u have no life
Reevaluate where you are and what you're doing, kid. Nobody believes you and nobody cares. All you are here is your worth in text, which in your happens to be hilarious. Unless you post a timestamp, which you won't, this you're proven to be a fatshit, nihilist-neckbeard 13 year old. Given that you keep responding, you're going to keep getting trolled. I can tell you're new.
Here's some advice: consider killing yourself for being as stupid as you are. Nobody will miss you.

>>11013099
Not one of your sentences makes sense, or applies to me. I would correct your errors, but it is shit heads like you I force to do my work, not the other way around. Sit there and simmer in your stupid anger. It is all you have earned.

>>11013136
Stay in English class, kiddo.

>>11013159
But... English is one of the degrees I already have, you shithead. I also have one in special needs education, but I will not be helping you anymore today, as I retired from working with handicapped kids such as yourself. Good luck in your "life" though buckaroo.

>>11012976
I havent seen that picture in a long fucking time. Definitely since /b/

>>11012412
Don't forget another containment board for alcohol and weed

>>11013237
Where would you put dip threads? I think they should get their own board. Should /snuff/ be a thing? Like and subscribe and dont forget to comment down below!

>>11013243
probably would go well in alcohol threads

>>11013248
Nah, /snuff/

>>11013251
idk why you would need 128+ threads on snuff

>>11013232
>jacked, fighter, multiple degrees, can barely stop foaming at the mouth vs vegans, illiterate
Cringy little kids should stay on reddit

>>11013254
well, they bitch about one on /ck/ rather than just skip it and add content to the 127 threads they deem valuable.

>>11013263
You just talk the same shit all day? You are a moron.

>>11013263
I am not foaming or even mildly worked up.

Do you know who uses words like "jacked" weaklings like you who never put in any work because they are too busy talking shit to vent the shit in their heads, and never actually do anything else.

>>11013279
>never posted a timestamp
Stop larping, soyboy

>>11013267
This is the reason I was shitposting about dip. Thanks anon, for understanding.

>>11013448
jerk off to something else faggot. I have a life I actually enjoy and do not post pics on fucking 4chan for shitheads like you to masturbate to.

>>11012412
>literally asking cancer to become metastatic

>muh sustainability
>think of the poor animals
See I don't give a fuck. I'm going to rape and pillage the planet until the day I die and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>11013525
they can whine and eat unhealthy diets and not use deodorant. Thats about it. All part of the same eating disorder.

Just do a fast food sticky, and every 7 days ban every device and IP that posts there. Then have a mod delete and ban every vark, sip, Barq’s, etc poster. Simple.
As a final step, give me the IPs of people who post things like “thoughts on...” and “do Americans really...” and on the weekends I’ll go to their homes, tie them up, break each of their fingers one by one, and leave them there.
Sound good?

>>11013555
The "do americans really" threads are fine tho. I usually do them on /int/ but they are universally acceptable.

>>11013555

>>11013578
Do niggers really do this?

>>11012417
Yes, I want /ck/ to be as slow as /out/ and as devoid of memeing spergs, alcoholics, and fast food junkies. Thank god we don't have 10 mountain house threads over there. The fast food threads are killing good /ck/ OC and driving away content creators. A purge would only result in a faster rate of actual /ck/ OC.

>>11012485
>animals
>someone
>implying animals are persons

>>11013770
What did al/ck/ ever do to you?

>>11013770
You realize that pretty much all of the industry people here are also alcoholics, right? Al/ck/ never should have been a general (nothing should be a general on a quality board), but /ck/ has always been an alcohol.

>>11012412
Great idea, one revision
>/ck/
>/fat/

>>11012598
Hey dumbass, you've never seen that chimpanzees actively hunt, kill, and eat monkies?
Maybe do a little research on your dumb diet before you go labelling things "frugivores."

>>11013813
make too many depressing sob threads about how they messed up their life and how they intend to mess it up worse. Go cry to /soc/ or /adv/.

>>11012939
25.4
Overweight BMI

>>11013880
But the group was born in /ck/ and they discuss booze, it's one thread why do you care?

>>11013888
If they discuss alcohol for its gastronomic qualities, fine. If it's a bunch of burnouts moaning about binge drinking and puking...
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/

>>11012724
This place didnt used to have ANY vegans until recently. Just another board getting infested by your typical reddit-tier scum.

>>11013942
you must be new

>>11013888
It was taking up valuable space. /ck/ needed more room for McDonald's threads and vegan bait.

>>11012417
>fast = good
You really just need to look at /pol/ to know that isn't true. After the reddit invasion the board went to complete crap but is now 3x faster.

>>11014599
You're right, need a couple more vark threads. Precious space wasted on the board.

>>11014699
/ck/ is a good place as it is now, fast can be really fucking lame. I like following 3-4 day threads, but discussion threads can be relatively quick.

I remember back in 2008 ck was so slow if you made a post it would stay on the first page for 24 hours and threads would stay in the catalogue for weeks without being bumped.
The content was much better quality back then.

>>11014716
vark, fastfood, vegan and alcoholism threads can all fuck off and die.

Discussing alcoholic beverages is fine, wallowing in your crippling alcohol dependancy does not belong on this board.