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Anyone else here stop drinking coffee because it makes them need to pee to much?

>> No.11008960

>>11008936
I stopped drinking coffee because it fucks with my energy levels too much
I deconditioned myself and now i only use it when i really need a boost

>> No.11009000

>>11008936
No. I live in Arizona and I drink so much liquid that I hardly notice a difference.

>> No.11009111

>>11008960
same

>> No.11009126

I stopped drinking coffee because caffeine doesn't fucking do anything to me.

>> No.11009239

Help /ck/ I love drinking coffee, but years of 3+ per day have left me addicted. Decaf is for americans, what do?

>> No.11010532
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11010532

It makes me anxious, paranoid, and lose sleep

>> No.11010539

>>11008936
no, but it does make me pee too much

>> No.11011614

>>11008936
Anyone else here stop drinking water because it makes them need to pee to much?

>> No.11011616

>>11009239
Switch to tea.

>> No.11011618

>>11008936
It gives me the runs and doesn't give me any boost of energy.

>> No.11011621

>>11009239
Wean yourself off caffeine and then learn to really savor a cup or two rather than guzzle it.

>> No.11011733

>>11008936
You kidding me? The smell of after-coffee pee is one of the reasons I drink it. That and waking up and ejecting my bowels.

>> No.11011777

I stopped because it was giving me heartburn

>> No.11011800

>>11008936
Never noticed having to pee more but I drink a lot of water already. It gives me an upset stomach and makes my skin look worse though. And I can't drink it too often because I like really strong coffee, so if I have more than a few cups every once in a while it starts giving me headaches, I don't feel the caffeine, and it just makes me tired if I don't drink it.

I'll have like one really strong cup a day for 2 or 3 days every 2 or 3 months, and it's really nice. Kind of makes me feel like I'm floating underwater but without being slowed down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjs2vPR19mQ

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11011804

It makes my piss smell like tuna in sunflower oil

>> No.11011810

I started drinking coffee regularly and my girlfriend said my cum has started to taste bitter. What do I do?

>> No.11011819

Science says this only happens when you are new to coffee. It stops dehydrating you once you get used to it.

>> No.11011824

>>11011810
Eat canned pineapples.

>> No.11011854

>>11011810
Drink lighter roasts, darker roasts are more bitter.

>> No.11011950
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>>11011616
This.
By switching to drinking tea you will earn the respect of your peers, and they will openly celebrate your refined, patrician, tastes.
I would recommend starting off with a good UK style black tea, an Assam or something, served with milk and a little sugar if you like. If you don't have a sweet tooth, Earl Grey, with perhaps a little milk or a slice of lemon would be more appropriate.
In any case, enjoy your new found elevated status in society, and rejoice at having left behind the common hordes of degenerate coffee consumers.

>> No.11012717

>>11011854
I've been drinking the Folgers Breakfast Blend which is a light roast. Maybe it's not as bad now, I'll have to see later.

>>11011824
So much sugar.