/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I saw an obese guy once have a heart attack at the counter. Pass out on the floor. He wakes up after a few second clutching his chest, orders a big mac and eats it while he waited for the ambulance. True champion.

you first op

>>11002653

>>11002652
yeah this ones mine

>>11002639
>depressing
I was in a long line and someone near the head of the line passed out while standing there in line. They just fell on the floor unconscious out of the blue. Everyone whips their phone toys out. Were they calling 911? No, I did that while I was checking her airway. They were *filming*.

If that's not depressing as fuck I don't know what is.

If anyone cares, it turns out the woman was on heart medication and accidentally double-dosed herself.

>>11002639
>be me
>16 years old
>first job is at Wendy's
>only work there because the girl I orbit works there
>manager is creepy old guy named Mike
>constantly trying to fit in with all the teenagers but is clearly autistic
>hates all the male employees, simps over all the female employees
>halloween comes
>Mike has the idea that all the boys should dress like girls and all the girls should dress like boys
>he demands that one of the girls bring him one of her shirts
>she actually does it
>no one else dressed up
>my fat middle aged manager is working while wearing a teenage girl belly shirt
>visibly has an erection throughout the entire shift
>can't believe how creepy this guy is
>25 years pass
>now i'm like Mike

>>11002682
>16 years old
>25 years pass

any 41 year old on 4chan is a walking cautionary tale

>>11002682
>41year old man on 4chan
I hope to god I don't end up like you

>>11002696
Not him, but it's great being 41 on 4chan. I went out to parties and concerts and did a bunch of drugs and fucked a lot of hippy and punk chicks when I was in my teens/ 20s, instead of pissing away the best years of my life on this shitty site. Now I can be a cranky old bastard with zero consequences online.

Checkmate, kiddo.

>>11002708
Pissing away your youth here? You'll be so much worse. This isn't 2008 anymore, when 4chan was edgy and cool. Now you're just a tool loser parroting the same boring memes.

>>11002730
that's actually a pretty good point... I'm pissing my youth away online.

I think I got red pilled

>>11002682
at least you're still breathing

i lieked the surprize ending

>mcDicks
>sitting directly behind goth landwhale highschoolers
>they start whispering
>guy asks girl from head since there's no one else around.
>"c'mon it'll be exciting"
>they both look around but can't see me because I am directly behind them and fat necks can turn that far.
>start shuffling burger wrappers and stuff so they notice me but by now she is going down and they can't hear me over their own noise.
>staring blankly at wall ahead as absolutely busted teen couple endulge in some voiarism behind me.
>complete with heavy fat people breathing
>clear my throat after what felt like a few minutes though it was probably a few seconds.
>they freeze
>I get up slowly and walk away silently without looking back at them. I have to walk right by them on the way to the exit.

Fin

>eating bk in middle of nowhere san antonio
>entire staff does not speak (fluent) english
>eat borger in car
>take bite
>feel something fuzzy and alive force self down throat
>throw burger away

>>11002730
>implying drug abuse and casual sex is a better way to spend your youth

Both are pretty shitty ways to live desu

>>11002669
Thanks for being a good person, anon

Couple of tweakers came in already fucked up. Passed out at a table and 911 was called. Apparently the died in the ambulance.

Imagine ODing on heroin in a fucking McDonald's, LMAO.

>>11002669
To be honest only one person should call 911, not 20, but they shouldn't be filming people getting medical attention. Would have told them to rethink their lives if they think filming a woman that could possibly die is fun for them.

>>11003667
>throws burger away after they felt something move down their throat
You might as well have finished it

>>11002708
there are people on this website that actually believe theyll grow out of it

if youre here now, youre just as bad as anyone, sorry. being a couple years younger is no excuse. get better grasp on time because you might severely depress yourself down the line

>>11002669
ay yo you dat pale ass cracka on worldstar shiieet

>>11004207
> life begins as single-celled organisms
> survive, become multicellular, evolve into fish
> survive, evolve to walk the earth
> survive, evolve sapience
> after unfathomable passage of time and uncountable generations of survival, die in Micky D's

w h o o p s

I don't have a single crazy story because my city is (relatively) safe and boring and nothing ever happens.
That being said there was a Tim's near my old workplace I used to go to for lunch, and there was this one woman working there who I'm convinced was literally mentally retarded.
When she was training they put her on the register and I can remember her completely failing to understand my order 5 or 6 separate times, even though it was the same order each time. Totally incapable of learning from her mistakes.
After a few months they took her off the register and had her making sandwiches. I'd say 75% of the time I ordered and she was the one putting it together she would fuck it up, usually by using the wrong sauce.
I started keeping track and at one point she fucked up my sandwich NINE TIMES IN A ROW. That's statistically unlikely even if she was putting the sauce on at random. As far as I know she still works there.

>>11004269
>putting a space after the >
absolutely not cool, /ck/, i thought you were cooler than that. guess i was wrong.

>>11004329
We had a retard whose job it was to clean the lobby, but all that fucking retard would do is annoy the customers and play dumb when told to work. She quit as a bluff because her hours weren't numerous enough and then got told to fuck off when she tried to come back. Good fucking riddance.

>>11004329
used to be that only trainable retards and teenagers would get a job at fast food, but yeah been a while since I spotted any

>>11002639
>inb4 redditfags number 15, burrger king foot lettouce

>be working at maccas in HS
>rostered for a three hour shift one night
>cool no biggie, in and out
>second hour into shift
>Meth head trying to enter drive through wrong way
>honking his horn
>comes into restaurant with his bitch
>Goes behind counter and looks likes Sagat with a shirt off and everything
>staunches manager
>bitch asks for water and then throws it on the ground
>he kick the window a couple times
>gets in car
>speeds around parking lot
>lines up car at the front double doors
>rams at full speed
>doors come down
>car is fucked an in the restaurant
>hops out on foot and runs, ditches bitch
>owners come in and get butt hurt
>retarded bitches who ordered before are mad they cant get their borgers
autism all around

>>11004361
>/ck/ isn't a cool board
I remember my first thread here too, anon.
It was an alcoholic general and the OP started raving about /pol/ being evil because someone (who definitely wasn't me) said nigger in his good Christian thread, he was so pissed the thread got 120+ posts and some nigga got quints that were left unchecked for thirty minutes after he posted.

That was two years ago.

>>11006495
most depressing post i've read in years

>>11002639
>work the graveyard shift at mcdonalds
>mc is located next to a dance club
>some guy gets kicked out of club for fighting
>comes back with a gun and shoots one of the bouncers
>I get to go home early

In maccas, kangaroo land
Fat asf woman and three piglets.
she dumps all her food into a tray and four kids eat off it like a tough.

Piglet one starts crying for no reason
Piglet two starts running around
Piglet three finishes reshaping food into fist sized balls and swallowing them.

Piglet three comes up to my table and starts starting at my fries mutely while I eat, looks at me.
then piglet three grabs my fries and runs back to his mother, hiding under her legs while gorging himself further.
Okay then. Jpg

Mother sees him "who gave you those"
piglet: no response, wiping Greasy fingers on seats

Mother tries to turn around, can't.
stands up and looks at me
"did you give him chops?"

Don't want to respond, praying she'll just die or something.

She suddenly launches into tirade, calling me amongst thing a paedophile, saying her son is on a diet and I could kill him, that she isn't a bad mom and it's hard etc etc, she breaks down crying as the manager comes, but is unable to gather her piglets, two are hiding.
manager asks her to leave.

Manager "what happened"
me "kid stole my fries and she flipped out man"
manager gets me new fries

Never again

>>11006499
its depressing because it reminds me that /ck/ once had OC instead of shills.

>>11002730
Kinda wish i was doin that now honestly, got dealt a kinda shit hand and im stuck working and dont rightly get along with most people who dont have a job, shits gay.

>>11006420
That aint tism' man, thats the downs, and mostly meth.

just two days ago I ordered some food for take out. I noticed a lot of dindus working.
when I made it to the car, I was just going to get a couple bites of burger before I set off.
All the food was really fresh. I was shocked. then a car pulls up next to me, It's a young white girl dropping here dindu boyfriend off for his shift.
they start arguing in the car, I turn down the radio to enjoy the show. roll my passenger window down too. when he gets out of the car he continues at her window, sticking his upper body in the car screaming at her. face to face.
I finished eating when they finished. when she backed up and looked at me and I mouthed a racist statement. followed her out of the plaza and cut her off with my car
this happened at wendys

>>11002639
>>10992550

>>11002708
You'll never leave, you know

>>11003694
>t. Incel

>>11006823
Nope. My idea of a better youth would be studying hard, having some serious relationships and finding a good hobby instead of either frying your brain with drugs and sex with strangers or sitting on the computer all day and not socializing. Rejecting the culture of casual sex and drugs that's peddled to youth as being okay =/= le incel

>>11006521
>Piglet three finishes reshaping food into fist sized balls and swallowing them.

>>11002639
>Ask for a cheeseburger
>Take a bit
>They forgot to put the fucking burger

>>11006831
You have literally your entire life to do that slow paced shit. Plus who says you can't have fun and have hobbies? My favorite tripping buddy is a phenomenal guitar player and has his degree already. Slow down nerd.

>>11006839
>You have literally your entire life to do that slow paced shit
>implying a 30 year old drugged out boomer can build a future for himself the same way a level-headed 18 year old with a drug-free brain can

>>11006853
>Implying you have to party until you're 30 and not just for a couple of years as an early adult
>Implying you couldn't anyway so long as you held semi decent jobs the whole time

>>11006772
Is that like Hotel California by The Eagles, once you check in you can never leave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Xqzp8NvDI
EAGLES - HOTEL CALIFORNIA

>>11002669
Everyone's a walking camera now

>>11006913
Everybody knows that reference. The way you make that reference is by simply saying "Like the Hotel California." If you have to explain a reference, don't bother with it.

(I'm only pretending to be oblivious to your intentional irony btw ;))

I worked at wendys for three years while I was in college. It was surprisingly not that disgusting to be 90% niggers. The worst things were sandwiches made with out gloves rarely, late at night the meat would be sitting in a big pot for hours to clean the grills, and only once a customers food got messed with.

>>11006929
Cheers.

New Kid in Town, Eagles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pa5nqYXEnY

>>11002682
One step to the right in the moonlight
When your moving like Mike

>>11006941
The Eagles One Of These Nights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2-7tqIlnLI

All Alone In the Night
Sheridan: Why are you here?
Kosh: We were never away. For the first time your mind is quiet enough to hear me.
Sheridan: Why am I here?
Kosh: You have always been here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
America - A Horse With No Name+Lyrics

>>11006495

It is honestly sad that you remember this

>The story about the fast food place that recycled soda dumped by customers in a bathtub in the back when a inspector forced his way inside to the complaints of the owner

I can re-tell it but it made me gag the first time I heard it.

>Me and my friends drunk, summers evening coastal town western australia.
We Walk down to local chookshed for a few wings and a group of goons jumps us right at the kfc door. We fight and win and then the kfc locks the doors so we can't get chicken dinner. Later that night we got jumped by a car full of goons. Ohh the summer time

>>11007036
I'm interested

>>11003694
It objectively is, any sperg, landwhale, or even fucking invalid can waste their life insulting autists like you online. By the time you realize this, you'll have missed any opportunity you might have had to experience this in your waste of a lifetime.

>>11006853
>level-headed 18 year old

>>11004222
But then the rest of us would be missing out on the human suffering. GTFO White Knight, you waste of trips

>>11004256
Agreed, seems like just yesterday the pool was closed due to AIDS and here we are. At least I can look up how horribly Chris Chan's life is going if I need a little pick me up.

I haven't had fast food in over a week and it feels like I'm in a real life horror movie.

>>11007068
I can only retell from my mind so bear with me here. It's from the view of the hygiene inspector.

>Get tasked with inspecting a local fast food restaurant
>Seems like the usual greasy place without enough sanitation here and there
>Eyes the outside of the place to seize it up
>Owner notices he's there
>Greets the inspector with a smile while excusing himself over the mess
>Inspector relies pleasantries and begins to walk past owner to the inside
>Owner scampers after him and keeps shooting compliments but also says this isn't the best of days and not all of the staff is present to keep it tip top
>Still nothing overly suspicious on the inside part either
>Proceeds to walk towards the door that leads into the back and the kitchen
>Owner plants himself in the way
>Rapid fire of excuses why this is a bad time and will fix everything immediately yadda yadda
>Inspector is used to this kind of behavior so he still isn't confident that something above what he usually sees awaits him
>Still, he presses past the owner into the back
>There he sees a wide eyed employee with a bucket in his hands
>Inside the bucket is soda the customers outside poured into the sink
>The contents are poured from the bucket into a strainer/filter over a dirty bathtub
>Other employees refill the soda dispensers with the contents in the bathtub
>Inspector told every customer to leave immediately and not touch their drink
>Place was shut down the same day
>The "funniest" part is how this procedure only led to an additional few cents of profit per gallon recycled

>>11006575
wtf could be the point of shilling such a slow board comprised of autists who have shit taste anyway you fucking sperglet?

>>11006853
Literally every 18 year old is a fucking idiot. A level headed 18 year old is about as common as a trustworthy, industrious nigger

>>11006929

>>11007183
can someone post that video of that boy making a musically while his grandmother is dying in the background?

>>11007202
>>Other employees refill the soda dispensers with the contents in the bathtub

But that's impossible you ponce. Soda dispensers don't even have a "hopper" or container you might fill with soda. Not to mention what "flavor" would you call that, since all the shit would be mixed in the sink?

It's a neat story and all if you want a laugh but it's obviously BS.

>>11006839
>guitar
brainlet-tier instrument
not even hard enough to be considered a hobby

>>11002669
Wow redit-boy, you are truly the hero we need but don't deserve!! Did the cutie behind the counter suck your dick after and now you're married happily ever after?

>>11007264
I might just remember that part wrong. It could be the place only had one type of soda so mixing it wouldn't create conflicting tastes, other than the spit and shit. The way they refill could be from over the counter from their own container. The owner was clearly cutting corners so the soda could have been mostly flat as well.

It was a /ck/ post originally so there's no link to find unless you can dig endlessly in the archives. I just found it disgusting and plausible enough.

>>11007282
Just fuck off if you have nothing interesting to say. Boring bastard.

>>11007282
>I might just remember that part wrong.
to say the least.

A soda machine, even one of a single flavor, can't even be "filled" with a liquid. It uses a connection to a pressurized water pipe, Co2 gas from a compressed tank, and a container of flavored syrup. There is simply no way to feed a bucket of "soda" into it that wouldn't cost far more money and complexity than anyone is hoping to save.

It could work in a different kind of drink dispenser, like those for non-carbonated beverages like pic related. Clearly your story has gotten highly distorted over time, assuming there was any truth to it at all.

>>11002708
>not wanting to be a comfy 70 year old shitposting geezer

>>11007227
>>11007176
Level-headed as in not doing drugs, not getting drunk, thinking about the future, doing well at school. People like that do that exist, you know.

>>11007282
The only way it's plausible is for sweet tea or lemonade or some shit that comes from a hopper. Soda is made with syrup and tap water at the fountain you fucking mong. I've never even heard the story and I understand it better than you. Please kys immediately, if not sooner.

>>11007640
Muh grades, muh DARE to keep kids off drugs. You have no life experience and it shows thus your opinions have no value. Gtfo

>>11002730
Jokes on you, I fucked a bunch of trannies

>>11007690
>hurr i may be a junkie loser with no future but i sure have a lot of life experience

Fucking depressing.

>>11006521
Bogans

>>11006495

I suddenly feel bad about having similar memories.

Around the time "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" took off, I responded to one with "If trips mum is kill anyway" and got Satan trips.
My best get, and I forgot to screenshot it.

>>11007741
Just being safe

>>11007703
liek ur life l0ser

>>11007690
this guy is coping hard because not everyone wants or approves the loser lifestyle he has. You can have a social life hedonistic values

>>11007260
https://youtu.be/qgLK0Ofa64w

>>11007703
>hurr my life is better than yours because i don't have any experience with drugs to make an informed opinion about them!
kill yourself DAREfag

>>11002669
pharmacy tech here. how dare you fool these naive cu/ck/s into thinking you saved her life. the only thing that could come from her taking 20mg of lisinopril instead of 10mg is perhaps a fainting spell from her slightly lowered blood pressure.

Years ago, we went to Wendy's and ordered two burgers and a grilled chicken sandwich (Not a burger person).
When we got home, it turned out the middle-aged drive-thru attendant somehow gave us five burgers with no chicken sandwich to be found.
My mother was like "fuck this" and went to McDonald's to get me a grilled chicken sandwich.

>22, suicidal, leave home in gulf south and start driving west
>drive for days on end
>drinking heavily the whole while
>yakked up on speed
>living off of broncaid and McDonald’s coffee
>reach PNW at some point in October, stop off in some bumfuck town near the ocean for coffee and Athsma meds
>’welcome to Aberdeen, come as you are’
>u fugn serious
>go to walmart for meds and vodka
>everyone’s tweakers and tatted up truckers
>go to McDonald’s across the parking lot
>they’re playing fucking nirvana
>there are pictures of Kurt cobain’s junkie ass all over the walls
>some fat trailer trash native girls walk in and order kids meals and stare at me while they eat them at a table three feet from mine in an empty fucking restaurant where I’m grinding my teeth and dumping BC powders into my dollar coffee

fuck

i met his family at a bbq joint and he brought his own sauce but the owner saw it and told him to leave after choke slamming him

>>11002639
This just happened yesterday

>nephew works at Wendy's
>send him a text to get me a 3/4 pounder
>comes over after work
"I couldn't find a 3 to 4 pound burger on the menu so I just asked them to put 5 patties on it"
>youwhatnigger.jpg
>have to explain to him that the line means it's a fraction
>he's a senior in high school
>decide to test him
>write down 1/4 and 1/3 on a piece of paper
>ask him which is bigger
"Well 1/4 duh"
>spend the next 30 min lecturing him on fractions

The hamburger was also terrible

>>11002708
I'm 36, been here since summer of 2006. There is no escaping this place.

>>11010086

I started browsing /b/ in 2007 when I was still an underage b&. Now I'm almost 30. We really are here forever.

>>11010073
>>nephew works at Wendy's
The only things worth ordering are the chicken sandwiches, chili, and baked potato with sour cream and chives.

>>11010104
Started around 08 and I am 27 now. You'd think one would get bored of this place

>>11002669
millennials?

>>11010104
november 2006
i was 16, scared to post until i was 18 because i might have gotten one of those super long bans. back when bans meant every page redirected you to the ban page, you couldn't browse at all

>>11010119
Thank you, I'll let him know

>>11002653
you don't know how that works,fatso.

>>11009526
>pharmacy TECH here
Way to brag about being in high school,pussy.

>>11010073
>this is your brain on mutt education

>>11010287
Leave the British alone.

>>11010287
I'm not going to pretend our education system doesn't suck. That's why I want to be a teacher in prisons and get all the dindus a proper education so they (hopefully) can do something better than crime

>>11010069
What the fuck is he doing there?

>>11007215
To sell Varkmeme, fag

>>11002639
>be at Taco Mayo
>Dad, myself, and 2 cousins
>4 of us all want tacos. Order 4 each, total of 16
>Toothless redneck at the counter: "hurrr that's a lot of tacos!"
>go to use bathroom
>there's vomit all over toilet, and shit mixed with vomit still in bowl
>no soap dispenser
>salsa bar looks like shit
>none of the tables have been wiped down seemingly all day. Only a few without food debris.
>Food comes out. IT'S FUCKING ROOM TEMP; the shells, the beef, fuck I swear the cheese and lettuce weren't even cold.
>Dad too beta to complain. Same with cousins. I refuse to eat the food

The worst part is I begged us to go anywhere but there, but dad insisted "Taco Mayo is better than taco bell", even though he never eats fast food. I agree that it's normally passable, but fuck this was so awful. Never going to Mayo again.

>>11002639
Not fast-food but local grocery store
>be me at 16 years old
>first job
>lady comes in with shitton of stuff and 3 wild children
>start bagging it all and overhear her berating her children for their actions
>continue bagging and realize i've bagged 3 bottles of wine and several six packs of beer
>help her out and load into her car
>try to make small talk but she's talking to her kids like they're animals
>finish loading and hear her children crying
>go back to store and overhear her continuing to berate her children
I hope they're better off now

>>11002696
>>11002708
>tfw 27
been here since before i learned how to jerk it

>>11007380
>customer orders at drive through
>dip the cup into the bathtub
>???
>el vomitando

>>11010104

Started when I was 14.
20 now.

I don't know where a year or so turned into 6.

I can actually see the constant porn and shitposting having effects on how I look at things now.

And all because I thought the 4chan city videos were cool and wanted to see where it came from years later.

>>11010104
Just doublechecked and i've been here since 2007 Before the french catacombs skull fucker too and i'm almost 30
How do we stop?

>>11010992
33 here and been here since the start. why would you want to stop?

>>11007215
>Companies spend billions of dollars a year on marketing
>But not one penny of that is spent on a site that is primarily made up of their target audience where posts don't even need an account and where people are sometimes actively asking for products to buy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

>>11002730
This site peaked years ago, like your life

>>11007640
Yeah but they're extremely rare and definitely don't get laid. After school the path splits, and the athletes go on to be FBI agents and the fags like you become raid leaders in WoW

>>11011196
BTFO

>>11007282
No shut up faggot. A bib of soda syrup costs $55 usd and you get like five hundred drinks out of it. Nobody would even think to do this because the profit margin is already absurd.

>>11010073
It's not his fault. Obama legalized common core math so gen Z can't into fractions by default

>>11007741
here is your reply

>>11011439
So should I buy a soda machine, syrup, co2 instead of buying bottles of coke to save money?

>>11010073
>>nephew works at Wendy's
>>send him a text to get me a 3/4 pounder
>>comes over after work
>"I couldn't find a 3 to 4 pound burger on the menu so I just asked them to put 5 patties on it"
hahahahahah Ameicans not even once

>>11006612
It takes a lot of self awareness to realize you were the autist in the story, so good on you

>>11002669
isn't it illegal to film anyone (you/her) who hasn't agreed to being filmed?

>>11011654
fuck no public place you are getting filmed faggot

>>11003667
>he swallows
you'd make a good trap

>>11009526
>pharmacy tech here
really putting those 20 community college credits to work here, huh?

>>11011658
so it's legal anywhere outside unless you're in a private property?

Britbong here

>walking down highstreet
>McDonald's has been closed for a while so they can refurbish it and install those new self order kiosks
>scaffolding and door blocked off with a keypad only construction workers can access
>chav family comes down the street
>baby chav pulls at the door angrily "I WAN MCDONALDS SCREEEE"
>ok the kid doesent understand what building work is
>then the father joins in and kicks he door and starts shouting as well
>the mother screams "bloody disgraceful, they can't be closed!"
>were like this for a good 3 minutes trying to get in before a construction worker told them to fuck off

>>11002669
did you also pay for the ambulance? afaik they're quite pricey in the land of the free

>>11011633
but... he didn't

>>11009816
>gets food for free
>gets pissed

>>11003694
True

>>11009526
>Someone faints due to medication

>DUR YOU'RE LYING ALL THE MEDICATION COULD DO IS MAKE THEM FAINT

>>11002669
cest la vie

>>11004269
>atheists really believe this

>>11010752
Stroke and showing off he is working on recuperating Right arm

>>11002708
It's all how you live faggot, 25 year old Boomer here. Wake up at the crack ass of dawn and hit the rivers to fish em while driving my old Ford truck and listening to outlaw country. I just come here for the lafs
This place ain't bad for you if you balance it out with real life. Don't clock out of work only to come home and clock into 4chimp until you go to sleep and you should turn out alright.

>>11007640
>getting drunk will ruin your future
you know what, if you're too fucking stupid to handle parties and fun while also managing school, good on you buddy, you probably don't deserve the acceptance you got in whatever school you attend
I'll shitpost and get fucked up and have way more fun than you'll ever have, because shockingly education doesn't inheritly give you fufillment

Once went into Maccy's and ordered a double cheeseburger. Dumb slag behind the counter could not understand this for some reason. Kept trying to give me two cheeseburgers. I tried five times to explain the concept of a double to her before admitting defeat and taking the two. fucking idiots they employ there

>>11010104
Started at 16 now I'm 21. I thank my lucky stars every day that I'm not some virgin neet incel weirdo.

>>11011668
i think on private property, unless the property owner says its ok, its illegal.

>>11002669
big, if true

>>11010104

>>11012033
my cat did that to me once. what a gayfer

>>11002740
>This isn't 2008 anymore, when 4chan was edgy and cool.

You chanology moralfags ruined 4chan.

Asked for it to go instead so the cashier put everything in a bag but one french fry fell out onto the counter. She picked it up with her fingers and put it in the bag while staring at me smiling

>>11002652
Like. A. Boss.

>>11012091
4Chan was never cool.

>>11011994
Fucking thank you.

>>11010033
At least you fit in

>>11011966
Thank you. I'll catch up on Jack lore today.

>>11006933
>gloves = sanitary
Why do people believe this?

>>11012354
You're not obligated to wash your hands, the gloves are inert, at least you're only fondling food with partially-std hands rather than actual std hands.

>>11011784
Ok well at least I know I fucked up

>>11002660
OP when he posted this

>>11010156
>scared to post until i was 18
Literally me back in 2008. I finally decided to try and post when I was like 16 but I still remember deleting all of my cookies once I was actually 18 just so I could click that I was truthfully eighteen.

Not the same guy, BUT
>>11010206
I'm also a pharmacy tech RN, it's a good job to have through pharmacy school you mongoloid
>>11011665
You don't need to take classes to be a pharmacy tech, only fucking rewards go that route, just take the fucking test, its not that hard.
>>11011927
You're a fucking moron. The medication that she'd be taking for her heart at home is going to be an oral med. Oral medication once absorbed isn't all used up in an instant you fuck, the effects last multiple hours due to the structure of the molecules. There's no way in hell that would cause someone to do anything more than faint at the most. I will give two exceptions, the first being they're very old and already very frail, OR they're a fucking neonatal on fucking heart meds.

>>11012462
nice AMA faggot

>>11012476
Thanks

>>11006521
>praying she'll just die or something
kek

>>11011196
No shit.
Life peaks at 25.
If you're 25 or older and you haven't experienced satisfaction yet, it is legit time to end it.

After that it's just cruise control until you cross the 30 year old line and become a boomer.

>>11012462

>>11006853
Your brain isn't even fully developed at 18. You're closer to mental parity with a 13 year old than a full grown adult at that age.

>>11010104
2004
God help us all

>>11011031
We are one of soul fellow boomer.

>>11011050
Are you pretending marketing shills DON'T infest this board? We used to talk about recipes and such here. Now 90% of threads are thinly veiled fast food ads. Ready for some inception shit? Look at the thread you're posting in.

>>11012675
The CEO and "founder" of McDonald's was selling milkshake mixers at 51 until he started the McDonald's franchise and was worth 600 million (in the 60s)
That's almost 5 billion

He lived his final days in complete luxury.

If you seriously think you can only enjoy life as a young man, think about the amount of pressure therebis.
From 18 to 30 is where we have the least amount of power, money or time, and the most anxiety, fears and expectations for life

You post is just millenial projection. I'm 21, I know the ball busting fear to "make it" by 25, it feels like someone is going to come shoot me if I don't have my career in order. But seriously, take a fucking chill pill, we are barely in the quarter of our life.

>>11009526
>person faints
>Wow OP you should have known it was from heart meds don’t think you’re a hero dumbass
>also I’m a PHARMACY TECH
Shut up

>>11006831
This but drugs are fun in moderation as long as they don’t interfere with studies/whatever your actual goals are
t. 21 year old serial monogamist who loves weed

>>11011949
Stop making theists look dumb

>>11011543
Yes. Just don't get the Sodastream, it's shot for several reasons and there are a number of generic versions that work better and are cheaper.

>>11013194
He states in plain fucking English that she double dosed making the implication that it was due to the higher dose you fucking illiterate nigger

>>11002639
>go to taco bell after Wendy's at 1am with some friends
>find out at the window that they aren't taking cards
>oh well gotta go somewhere else then
>driving by those waiting
>car full of negros laugh as we drive by
>friend in back seat throws his frosty and perfectly hits the cunt in the front passenger seat
>hear "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>driver of the car ain't having none of that shit and guns it after us
>doesn't turn the wheel nearly enough and ramps into the car in front of him

>>11012354
>work in shitty fast food place
>clock in
>put on gloves
>gloves instantly break
why even fucking bother

>>11010073
>American doesn't flinch when someone asks him a 3 to 4 pounds meat burger
US portion...

>>11007640
Ignore them lad, they're just depressed they didn't take the time to plan for their future.

>>11013570
Why the fuck did he do that.

>>11004222
>To be honest only one person should call 911, not 20,
I have not had any EMT training, but a friend of mine has, and he told me that if you witness something like that even if you're a normal person, you're supposed to designate someone specific to call 911. Like you rush to the fallen person's side, point to someone. "YOU! CALL 911!" so it doesn't tie up lines and makes getting help quicker.

>>11007741
Rolling for devil's trips

>>11013570
You retards deserved a beatdown just blindly throwing drinks out of your car

>>11003557
I've read this like 5 times and still don't get it.

>>11010033
That cant be the end anon

>>11015639
>>11015746
Oh. Forgot to mention they were laughing as we were driving by

>>11015750
yeah, the way these fucks type out stories these days is atrocious. I will say that poorly written tales are often true as the writer fills in gaps from his/her memory and doesn't realise how it reads.

it's the elaborate tales that are often complete bullshit

>>11015778
No you mentioned that. Why did you assume it was at you though?

>>11015821
Cuz it was dead silent as we drove by then as soon as we drive by we see a black chick looking start at us with her glow in the dark teeth showing going "AH HA" a la Nelson Muntz and the rest of her friends cackling soon after

>>11015839
Thats definitely a stretch assumption. Like what do you think they would be laughing about?

Do people laugh at you a lot annon...?

>>11002682
Fuck me I'm 25

>>11006853
>30 year old
>boomer

>>11015903
It's a new meme. Boomer is a state of mind

> be me
> sitting at shitty restaurant place for a burger.
> these guys in grey makeup (think blackface, except pale-ish grey silver) come inside, all really rowdy and laughing
> probably about 5 of them altogether
> they start spitting inside some bucket and passing it around for the others to spit in. and laughing like they have brain damage.

probably the strangest thing that happened to me while dining in public

>>11015998
Are you posting from 2012

>>11016006
this was 7-8 years ago. it stuck with me because of how surreal it was. seeing these pseudo-blackfaced people spit in a bucket

>>11015839
This is advanced autism, and you say one of you threw shit at the driver, which ended in them crashing instead of catching up to you

It's either fake as shit or insanely retarded either way.

>>11002730
This is the male equivalent of riding the cock carousel before finally being ready to settle down.

>>11010073
>>send him a text to get me a 3/4 pounder
Just say a triple burger, you fucking spastic. No one but McDonalds uses the quarter pounder lingo. It's single, double, or triple, you fat fuck.

>>11006612
This happened.

>>11011668
Yes because there's no reasonable expectation of privacy when you're in public.

>>11012007
Once ordered a double quarter pounder and got two quarter pounders. Math is hard.

>>11006495

>>11012462

>two retard pharmacy techs that missed the point

He never implied it was anything more serious than fainting, and both of you agree doing that could cause someone to faint. The point of the story was no one in the line knew how serious the situation was yet only one person responded instead of filming.

>>11016340
Which is fine because no woman will care, but men care deeply about marrying a virgin.

>>11015746
found the black ''person''

>>11015750
bj in public, they didn't see anon

>>11015903
a stupid pic by the jidf forced meme
started as a green shitty frog with a tea cup and
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>>11010086
>>11010104
>>11010125
>>11010156
>>11010971
>>11010992
>>11012033
>>11012421
>>11012778

Mid 2007 here. Maybe it's just /ck/ but I'm surprised to see this many long time browsers are still around. Seems like most other boards I frequent are full of boomer/zoomer shitposting and hordes of posters from reddit and who knows where else.
>I used to think "you're here forever" was just a joke

>>11007741
Just being safe 'cause you might be a faggot

>>11016545
Why do we keep coming back anon

>>11017096
You can never leave in the first place

>>11002639
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?" I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>11010104
>tfw I'm 26 and I've spent over half of my life here
I seriously don't feel that there's any other site I frequent and rest of the internet has nothing to offer for me. I came here when I was 12 and lurked for 8 years with maybe 2 or 3 newfag posts in the beginning. I didn't start posting until I was 20 or over

>>11012055
This is bad and you should feel as such

>>11006420
Hahaha what a reeeeeeetard amiright? Lol

>>11006502
Did a qt hoebot at least give you a lappie?

>>11007640
>you either party and become a burnout or never enjoy anything and be successful
>these are mutually exclusive
Okay. I forgot that not a single person on earth is capable of moderation. Good thing you’re so smart, anon.

>>11017776
Someone taught you to write, and this is what you did with it? I do not blame you, as you are not right. I blame them. They should have seen this in you and not only NEVER taught you anything, they should have smothered you in your crib. It is not your fault anon, but you got to go. You know this. Be a hero and take yourself out.

>>11018087
Since when does staying away from drugs and not over-consuming alcohol equate to never enjoying anything?

>>11011949
>God creates you in his own image
>Creates being from void out of pure will
>Guides the course of civilization with his own hand
>Sacrifices his own son for our sins
>2000 years later you OD in a McDonald's
Somehow even funnier desu

>>11010104
I wanna poop.

>>11012091
I agree. I've only been here since late 2008 and saw enough of the decline.

>>11012882
Wow your reading comprehension is shit

>>11012360
It doesn't make a difference. Stds also don't live on the hands.

>>11013050
Lol bro everyone has different paths. I've been earning 70k+ (started at 6 figures when I left college) for years now. Bust your ass when you have to, but never default to working hard.

>>11019248
>Bust your ass when you have to, but never default to working hard

That's a terrible set of values. There's something inherently noble about hard work. I'd rather be a hard working, honest blue collar pauper than some easy money bug-man gaylord hipster putting his feet up on his desk all day. I have no respect for those people.

But congratulations or your money numbers. That's definitly super important and impresses strangers on the internet

>>11006521
If she gets angry then gets frustrated and sad and starts crying you know she has some issues she needs to deal with, she probably hates herself. Poor lady.

>>11015998
Homestuck cosplay. The trolls and buckets and shit.

I can't say I remember 2012 particularly fondly.

>>11017776
OP said horror stories not great experiences

>>11002682
the anecdotes of these redditors terrify me

>>11018096
>browses /ck/
>can't into pasta
Do you even cook bro?

>>11019739
Anon, literal pasta and figurative pasta are entirely different things.
Anyone knows how to cook pasta and know to brine it before serving. Copypasta doesn't have anything to do with cooking.

>>11019775
>being this serious
tsk tsk

>>11019571
So she's somebody that has no business having kids? Bringing life into existence when you as a person have self-loathing and other issues is absolutely disgusting. The whole lot of them should get hit by a garbage truck.

>>11002639
I once sat down and ate at a Pizza Pro that had a pipe bust in the bathroom and made the entire place smell like raw sewage.

>>11019806
Cooking is a serious business, dude. I mean, have you seen the laws considering hygiene standards?

>>11019828
Considering I cook without a hair net, I'm probably not the one to ask.

>>11019838
I'm gonna call the cops on you. Be ready for the FBI, since CIA is going to bust down your door and MI6 is seizing your pans and pots and going KGB on your ass. Tell the Karhuryhmä I said hello.

>>11002652
god bless USA

>>11002639
>work at Carl's Jr.
>Two obvious drug addicts walk in, they order food and go to the table in the corner, its like 6:00pm.
>I forget about them and continue taking orders
>time to clean the restrooms
>walk into restroom, one of the dudes is on the floor of the bathroom, needle in arm
>nope.jp
>tell manager who calls ambulance, the come and pick him up
>i remember his friend, who is likewise passed out on table
>ambulance has to turn around and pick up the other dude

i don't know if it was a suicide pack or just really good heroine

>>11019942
That was in Canada bud. America you would hear the same story but he couldn't afford to call the ambience

Not really fast food, work in the deli.
>cutting the cheese like normal
>a wild elderly Asian woman appears
>probably a witch of some kind, but whatever
>says in broken English that her express order was wrong
>enraged, she starts chanting an incantation and throws the product directly at us
>older black fellow, bless his soul wherever he is now, starts cussing her out
>her giant white handler- I mean husband- tries calming her down, but also taking her side
>managers come down, etc. etc.
>during the whole thing I'm just serving customers, obviously forcing a smile
>in the end she gets a free $20 dollar coupon for basically assaulting us
>he gets a stern talking to, though the other customers are WTFng about the whole situation

>>11002652
Reminds me of an old black dude I saw at a chinese takeout place on Friday.
Orders a bunch of stuff with pork, sits down for a minute then suddenly rushes out the door to throw up.
Comes back in and changes his order to broccoli beef then sits back down like nothing happened.

>>11007741
rollin for singles

>>11009335
that literally makes him more human than you though golem boy

>>11010033
you should have killed yourself you drunk druggie faggot

>>11004269
Crazy how did those tweakers live for millions of years and only died because some douchebag invented heroin.

>>11019526
>There's something inherently noble about hard work.
If this was true humans wouldn't use grocery stores, dish washers, microwaves, or any number of inventions. Work smarter not harder, and never fall for hard work = good work.

>>11020585
What the fuck are you talking about? This doesn't make any fucking sense. The existence of dish washers proves hard work is ignoble? Do you even understand what I was saying? Why am I not surprised

>>11016545
2008 and im 28. I only really frequent and post on /tg/ and /out/, but I browse /tv/, /ck/, /v/, /vr/ for memes

>Work at amusement park
>We sell a bunch of random food (Chicken Nuggets, Fries, Pork BBQ, Chicken Sandwiches)
>We also sell Roast Beef sandwiches
>Actual sliced decently thick beef with Provolone cheese and Beef Broth on top
>45% of the orders come back because either >A) They wanted American/Nacho cheese on it (The sign read Provolone Cheese, but they assumed since we sold cheese fries that what we used)
>B) "This isn't roast beef how I expected. I thought it would be Arby's style"
>Repeat for 10 hours a day in 110 degree heat (Building had no AC and we had a fuckhuge steam table and fryers) all summer
>Have to give refunds cause we are "America's #1 Customer Oriented Park!" (A self given title)
>Every refund needs to be documented in an archaic way
>Two summers later I become a manager and have to deal with the customers even more

>>11002639
>working back drive through late one night
>old, very old, old as dirt black guy comes through
>he pays, give him his $5 + whatever in change back
Yeah, the was when they only took cash, by the way
>he proceeds to finger fuck the bill for like, 30 seconds, feels it ALL over
>that's not a $5, he finally says
Huh? Okay...
>give him a different $5 to molest for another 30 seconds
>he drives off happy with that one
He couldn't even see the bill in his hand. Holy shit.

>>11020627
Hard work has 0 inherent value. Humans are successful because we have learned to cheat. The smartest and best humans learned to cheat so well they developed entire empires. There is nothing noble about hard work. But that does not mean you can escape it. You work hard when you have to, never any time else.

>>11002682
>now i'm like Mike
Hahaha

>>11002639
Order chicken from Popeye's watch fat nigger wipe sweat from her forehead before picking up pieces of chicken with her bare hand, gets triggered when I ask for chicken she didn't touch with her bare hand.

>>11020419
That reminds me of the times I used to go to Golden Corral as a kid and the part of the parking lot near the entrance was always covered in vomit.

Not really a horror story, but once when I ordered Burger King for my family (three whoppers and fries) we got a bag that contained nothing but, no joke, sixteen of the hotdogs that were a new item there at the time. I was a bit mad because we had wanted burgers, but we got free shit so who cares.

>>11007741
Just to be safe

>>11007278
shut the fuck up you miserable faggot

>>11020385
I had an old lady throw turkey back at me once because it was "too wet"

>>11002639
>fucked up, disgusting, ratchet, ghetto, depressing, or scary things
I once saw your mother's armpit hair in a Dairy Queen

>friends with a property manager
>has this one commercial space with an empty office on top of a Starbucks.
>owner is sketchy, has a mexican contractor of nebulous residency status working on site
>real name was mentioned but forgotten, sounded like Amichio, so it stuck
>owner lets Amichio live on-site as a favor, probably part of some other less-than-legal arrangement.
>prop manager friend isn't too thrilled but tolerates it
>Amichio apparently likes to take monster shits, and creates the mother of all clogs
>Amichio tries to fix it by flushing some more, guess Amichio isn't used to 1st world plumbing
>toilet overflows sending raw sewage everywhere
>Amichio's "eau de toilette" finds its way into the floor, down into Starbucks below, runs down light fixtures and starts dripping onto the coffee equipment
>store closed a few days for remediation

I don't think they even changed the machine. never going there again. I'm gonna avoid their "Amichio cappuccino"

>Go to McDick's
>Get in the drive-through
>Order my usual - McDouble meal, and a McChicken
>With Mac Sauce on the McDouble, of course
>"How much would you like?"
>Stunned for a moment
>Never asked such a question before
>Just say the first thing that comes to mind
>"Double"
>Pull up, pay, get my bag and my drink, head off
>Slap that bad boy on the table and get ready to put the McChicken patty inside
>Burger feels a little heavier than usual, like three times as heavy
>Open the packaging with trepidation
>It looks like Ronald McDonald McFuckled my burger himself and McCame his "special sauce" everywhere
>Mac sauce between every patty
>Mac sauce in both buns
>Mac sauce ON both buns
>At least 4 tablespoons of it just pooled around the burger and seeping into the packaging
>The entire burger is soggy with Mac sauce
>Stuff my McChicken patty in where I can
>Eat the whole fucking thing
>Scoop up giant globs of Mac sauce with fries and stuff it in my mouth as I eat
It was the most disgusting, yet most delicious and satisfying meal I've had at McD's.

>>11002696
I'm 43. I didn't waste the best years of my life here like you're doing.

>>11002708
You'll end up worse. Remember, you're here forever.

>>11021749
how fucking much do you weigh?

>>11021836
JoeyFoodReview

>>11002653
fuck off

>>11002653
but this is a good thread topic. Just leave if you're not into it. Nobody will notice or care if you leave

>>11007278
As much as I despise Reddit, being a decent human being does not signfiy credence of that wretched middle brow place. What anon did was a sweet notion.

>>11002669
this is exactly why I feel bad every time I pull out my phone to record things. I feel like a fucking millennial (which I am one). Fuck I hate my peers

>>11002730
>best years of life
>somehow intrinsically 20s
America must be the absolute worst place to live

>>11014594
3/4lb of lean ground beef is ~ 1100 calories, depending on what anon eats the rest of the day this is fine.

>>11010073
This is actually even stupider than first glance might imply. Effectively your nephew he probably does some cashier work doesnt understand percentages or ratios. How does he deal with tax?

>>11022235
The cash register takes care of the tax. He just rattles off whatever it tells him

>>11022224
I missed lunch, dinner, and supper that day so it's fine

>>11002669
Wow faith in humanity restored!! I hate this generation always on their smartphones yuck!!

>>11003557
Learn to speak English, you fucking retarded faggot

>>11003667
You just threw away a multi million dollar settlement with BK

>at crowded subway
>standing in line
>there's some literal homosexual faggot in line whining about how slow it is
>literally no one else is talking
>girl walks in and joins her boyfriend in line, who is a few places ahead of the fag
>fag flips out and starts crying that she cut
>they ignore him then he starts calling the guy fat, ugly, etc
>girl asks him to just calm down
>ohnoyoudidnt.fag
>gets beyond pissed and starts screaming about how her makeup is trash, her hair is dry, nails are chipped, etc etc
>boyfriend is fed up and looks at the guy and says "you know you're a fucking faggot, right?"
>everyone in the restaurant is like AW SHIT NIGGA
>fag blows his fuse and starts shoving the guy trying to start a fight
>the boyfriend is like 6' and built like a construction worker
>fag is like 5'10" and a fucking skeleton
>fag starts screaming at manager to call 911 because someone has committed a hate crime
>he scratches the boyfriend
>guy looks around like "Ive had enough of this"
>punches the fag in the face so hard he fucking crumples on the floor
>everyone is dead silent
>guy grabs his girl's hand and leaves
>our subs our done
>we pay and leave
>laugh our asses off

>>11010485
That's really nice of you. As a black person though, I begrudgingly admit it's probably a futile attempt.
Go teach in a juvenile detention center, then those kids can go out and be productive adults

>>11012508
First time I've ever fapped to food

>>11013570
Your friend is a cunt and should've gotten his ass beat

>>11019592
>Homestuck
I never want to remember that

>>11022607
I came to this post

>>11010314
that's a fukken emu you daft cunt

My fast food horror story:
>got fast food

>>11007183
>that image

>>11020182
>i don't know if it was a suicide pack or just really good heroine

kek thank you anon

>>11009526
>someone faints
>do nothing
>see guy calling 911 trying to help
>call him a faggot

amazing

>>11009335
>DUDE, You haven't LIVED until you shoot a speed ball of marijuanna between your toes.

>working in KFC at age 13/14
>just clean sit in area cause I'm not old enough to work counter
>fat bitch and her family come in and order bucket of chicken
>eat half the bucket and call me over
>ask me to get it changed for a new bucket because it's too greasy
>mfw

>Downtown San Antonio, TX
>Stopped at a Jack in the Box on my way to Corpus Christi.
>Walked into the place and immediately noticed how dirty the place was. Despite this obvious red flag, my wife and I decided to give it a go.
>Of course no one was at the register to take our order and as we looked into the kitchen, we could see a group of beaners just sitting around.
>I called out to the least fattest one and asked for them to take my order.
>"No comprende!"
>Not five seconds later, this landwhale came waddling in and screamed at the workers in spic.
>She took our order and we sat down to wait.
>A few minutes after ordering, the cashier waddled outside with a few bags in her hands. She brought the bags to a car that had been sitting outside for awhile.
>She came inside with a bag with some kind of white powder in it. It was obscured slightly by a towel.
>Wife and I decide to just leave.
San Antonio is a shithole.

>>11002696
>>11002708
>Implying you can ever leave

>>11023193
Don't go downtown, bro. Go to the northeast side with the civilized people

t. Spic Antonian

>>11006495

If there's anything I absolutely fucking hate, it's the spergs who shit up a thread with OMGAD GO BACK TO /POL/ whenever someone post an unpopular opinion or slur.

>>11023286
Have you considered that it has nothing to do with "unpopular" opinions, but rather has to do with "off-topic" ones? I was just wondering if that ever crossed your mind.

>>11006521

The misspellings only improve the story.


>>11006831

t. Underage

4chan is 18+, get out now.

>>11010086

05 here, I think. I member Dash Billions, SovietRussia and /z/omgnone. Social media is cancer, newsgroups died out, any niche is subverted and overtaken by these leftist SJW types, webforums are modded heavily and getting more redditlike by the day.

I'm turning fucking 40 later this year. I want to call 4chan a prison, but it's maybe one of the last free places on the net.

Sorry about whining OT.

>>11023359
I'm inclined to agree with this. I'd rather spend my mid-life on 4chan than Facebook with all the other boomers listlessly sifting through my coworkers pg rated commentary and buzzfeed articles.

>>11022217
maybe its not the best years, but it is definitely when you are in your prime physically

>>11002708
>>11002696
fuck off normalshits

>go in Wendy's restroom
>only two toilets and one urinal
>both toilets are clogged and full of turds
>there is piss and toilet paper on the floor
>urinal is too high to squat over
>shit in my hand and smear it all over the walls, mirror, sink, soap dispenser, paper towel holder, and door handle
>can't wash my hands now because there is shit all over the sink and soap dispenser
>wipe shitty hands on walls/windows/doors as I exit Wendy's

I hope a health inspector arrived just after I left, that would show them.

>>11023668
>sees unsanitary mess
>decides to add to it exponentially
>acts like an uncivilized ape
>makes himself filthy and disgusting in the process

Are you African?

>>11023283
We only stopped because it was on the way. Tell all your cousins and family members in that city to learn how to drive.

>>11023256
What a couple of newfags. Once you're here, you're here for life

>>11020223
And you can't afford some proper spelling apparently. Idiot.

>>11021902
Calm the fuck down. The manager would have called 911 if you hadn't. You're not a saint.

>>11023740
I see accidents on the road every day. I'm just hoping Darwinism takes care of all the bad drivers

>>11002730
Are you actually trying to brag that you're 40 and apparently your life is over? You can still be active moron.

>>11022607
Things that never happened

>>11023725
Are you retarded and think that poster is serious?

>>11010919
tfw 26 year old boomer

>>11023725
actually I was careful to only get the poopy on my hands, and then smeared most of it on the walls on my way out and immediately washed my hands at the mcdonald's across the street. I'm not a negro but I know the janitor at that Wendy's is so the joke's on her when she has to clean all that up.

>>11016435
>knowing proper "lingo" for huge burger orders to the point where you get mad that others arent clued up
>calling other people fat fucks

fat murrilard, kys

>>11010485
If they did not learn in an environment where there were teachers present to help teach them how do you think they will learn in prison,they are stupid by birth,it's why the smart ones leave the hood.

>>11002730
>you will never be a 41 year old boomer yelling at zoomers on the internet
why live

>>11024526
Shitty teachers exist and are usually employed in ghetto neighborhoods. Not only that, but terrible family situations have a negative impact on a child's educational development

Also, prisoners that want to be educated will seek out the knowledge. Statistically prisoner who are reformed are much less likely to re-enter the prison system

>>11023140
So did you?