/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Venison carne asada with pico.

>>11008339
>venison
>that thick tortilla
Yucatan or some country in Center America?

>>11008321
BASED

No beef tounge?

>>11008425
** tounge

cilantro is not lettuce

>the only requirement for perfect tacos

Get on my level plebs

>>11008321
>>11008339
>>11008400
>>11008425
who the fuck eats only 2-3 tacos???

>>11008321
why do you beaners use 2 tortillas?

>>11008940
Food trucks and businesses use double tortillas so the ingredients don't break through one flimsy tortilla AND two fill you up more with less actual food.

>>11008939
>who the fuck eats only 2-3 tacos???
people who aren't f-f-f-f-f-f-f-atties, that's who.

>>11008985
there are a lot of authentic mexican restaurants near me and they all have 5 tacos as a standard order. fucking dumb yuppies throwing away 2 tacos

>>11008321
I went to Taco Bell last weekend, and it was a nice change...I don't have one anywhere around me so it's not as though I could go often...

>>11009002
5 tacos makes sense for an authentic mexican laborer who is busting ass working outdoors all day.

it doesn't make sense for Spergie McFatass from 4chan who spends all day sitting in front of a PC.

>double corn tortilla
>meat
>onion & cilantro
>lime
>salsa

anything else on a taco is the doings of flyovers

Just started making my own tacos. Steak fajitas, guac, shredded cheese, and diced tomatoes on flour tortillas. Fucking delicious.

>>11008939
Those are big tortilla tacos, 2 is fine, they're bigger than your whole palm. The little ones you easily can have 5 of.

>>11008937
Comida autentica

>shredded cheddar "cheese" on tacos

>>11008321
>>11008339
>>11008400
>>11008425
NOT SUPER SMALL CORN TORTILLA
NOT DOUBLE TORTILLA
NOT SUPER GREASY TORTILLA
NOT A REAL TACO

>>11008321
Don't mind me just showing off God's greatest Taco restaurant he blessed upon us

>>11008321
>He uses store brought tacos shells
>He puts Cheese on his taco
>He puts shredded lettuce on his taco
>He puts diced tomatoes on his taco
>He puts grounded beef mixed with taco seasoning on his taco

>He doesn't put carne asada on his taco
>He doesn't put cilantro on his taco
>He doesn't put onions on his taco
>He doesn't buy tortillas from his local bakery

>>11008940
My guess is that the corn torillas fall apart really easily so it takes two.

>>11009037
Flour tortillas are the only valid tortillas. Corn tortillas are gross and stupid cali 56%ers just latch to them because they are """authentic"""

>>11009131
>he buys tortillas
lmaoing at your life

>>11008321
Al pastor is best

Along with the usual onions and cilantro I usually add avocado slices and salsa verde

>>11009066

>super greasy tortilla

ew no thanks. I know what you're talking about and I'm not on board.

>>11009085
looks good m8, never heard of it.

Sometimes you just gotta get a gringo taco

>>11009164
Where's the beef?

I've never had this but soft shell crabs seem like they'd be really good in tacos.

>>11009162
Yeah it's a local LA restaurant here and they have restaurants all over both Orange and LA County, it's fucking great, it's one of the fews reasons why I don't just leave this shithole of state. It's mostly california-based for the exception of one in Las Vegas, if you have the misfortune to go to California, go here anon it's fucking magical in what they put in their tacos and burritos

>Pic related is the one I go usually

>>11008321

My Chinese GF won't eat Mexican food.....so, more for me!

>>11009216

I'll see your Taco King, and raise you a Castaneda's. Not sure if they are in LA or the OC yet, but they're all over the IE and SD.

>>11008932
You fucking burguers

>>11008339
Looks good mate!

>>11009259
What the fuck they use the exact same logo as my local flyover texmex restaurant.

>>11008400
>Chinese food style plate
>Chinese style sauce containers
>tacos

Woah

>>11009164
Ewww, it's a dirty gringo! You actually eat those?

>>11009339
Oh shit I went to one of those in Fenton, decent for what it is

>>11009216
How is California a shithole!?

>>11009540
Insane traffic congestion. Lack of parking. SJWs and fags everywhere. Broken budget. Retarded gun laws. High state income tax. Proposition 65. Do I need to continue?

>>11009401
We muck em

>>11008425
Beef tongue is great for when you want your food to taste you right back.

>>11009540
They fund all the red state budgets with their fed tax dollars, so it galls the flyover to admit he's actually more socialist than the state with a larger economy than the 5th largest economy in the world, Great Britain. Poor flyover magas, fail on even basic meme levels.

>>11009401
It never fails to amuse me how Mexicans consider "gringo" an insult. Mexicans are short, greasy, ugly, obnoxious, stupid, and smelly. The country they overrun is a literal shithole and one of the worst places om Earth. Nobody, anywhere, would ever want to be Mexican. Gringo is an enormous compliment.

>>11008321
Only real tacos are good

>>11008339
Try later some well done iguana meat in hot sauce tomatillo tacos

ITT: White people tacos

Lmao @ your life gringos

>>11010120
>>11010089

>>11008321
fuck it, i've got some tacos in my pics folder

>>11008425
Bastard USAfag. Tacos dont need sliced tomato. The rest is fine.

>>11010126

>>11010124

Whatever you say gringo

I'll be enjoying my 6'2 height, ripped chest and authentic tacos while ur fly over state slowly dies out

>>11008937
Horrible shit fake tacos.
KYS

>>11008940
>>11008961
Stupid americans.
Double tortillas is only authentic in taquerías in MEXICO.

Go to a real Street taqueria

>>11008985
Standard order can be from 3 to 6

>>11009037
Dont forget adding extra salt

>>11009164
Kill all stupid gringos now

>>11009171
I tought those microphones were rifles

>>11009339
They dont give shit about intellectual property
Besides probably its not registered therefore anyone can do shit with the logo

>>11008339
your pico looks like red diarrhea

>>11009248
my wife doesn't have a stomach so I eat whatever the fuck I want. Disabled chicks ftw

It's all about the puffy.

>>11010451
Thats not real taco. Actually will be a kind of corn bread (gordita) fried and the just put in that shape by bending it

>>11010451
aww, they missed out on calling it Mary's puffy Taco

>>11009002
>>11010191
That's only if you're eating in a restaurant, in a stall you'll order two, and when you're on the second one you'll order two more, so you always have them hot.

>>11009066
There's other types of tacos that go with big, less greasy tortillas. Tacos de guisado for example, usually eaten during the middle of the day, unlike the small, meat only ones like pastor and cabeza, more common at night.

Does anyone know how to gracefully eat a taco? Because every time that I eat one, I spill my filling all over my plate and end up needing a fork to finish it.

>>11010505
wear gloves and pat the grease with a napkin

>>11010481
Actually it is a real taco. It's a corn tortilla fried until it puffs.

>>11010505

Nah, I just mean how do I eat one without spilling shit everywhere.

>>11010505
Lift it with three fingers, tilt it slightly so the part way from your mouth is a bit higher, and keep a plate underneath it at all times.

>>11010503
A taco with rice? Then its not a taco, sir.

>>11010505
Dont super fill oversize the taco Mr. Fatso Americano

>>11010574
Gotta use your pinky to kind of pinch the end shut

>>11010574

Alrighty, thank you!


>>11010583

Thanks, I'll try not to.

>>11010567
Dont overfill, dont overload with salsa, dont get the soggy wet tortilla, eat the taco when its fresh

>>11010616
>dont overload with salsa
Stopped reading right there

>>11010587
The pinky its a joke. The rest seems rational

>>11010154
>Mexican
>tall

Pick one

>>11010670
>when you get hit in the eye with cum

>>11010580
Two big tortillas, rice, some cooked dish ranging from hot dog sausages cooked in spicy tomato and onion, to shredded chicken in mole sauce, maybe some fries, and topped with beans, cheese and salsa, is the traditional taco de guisado meal for everyone working far away from home, eaten around 2PM, at around $1 dollar each, you usually have two or three of those.

There's just different types of tacos.

>>11010670
>t. manlet

project more shorty

>>11010729
Sorry every mexican I have worked with has been 5'8 and under.

>>11010181
Dude, Jack in the Box tacos are no joke. They are absolute trash, but are amazing.

>>11009540
Everyone is escaping CA for a reason. Honestly if California did split off of the USA it would go the way of Venezuela in 15 years.

>>11010746
those "mexicans" you speak of were probably here longer than you gringo

>>11010756
Well I assume people who use a passport from Mexico to buy beer and predominantly speak Spanish are Mexican. As for how long they have been from what they would tell me most were 5 years or less besides one who moved here when he was in high school.

>>11010715
If you are a chicano and eat that disguting americanization then you deserve to be killed

>>11010797
Just a filthy mexican, man. Those are also very common in parties, you'll cater a service with X number of stews. You cannot go more Mexican than tacos the guisado, it literally doesn't even describe the taco at all, just "taco filled with something that has been cooked". Anything. Poblano chillies in cream, cooked black sausage, a thin, breaded steak, stuffed jalapeños covered in beaten egg and fried. Anything.

>>11008321
I'm craving some good tacos de suadero

>>11009006
Some of my family lives in Texas close enough to see across the boarder. When a taco bell was built in town, the line up gridlocked the town for a day.

The only issue I have is I have the cilantro=soap gene.

>>11010929
>>11010929
If your born and at least raised in Mexico then you are mexican by having mexican citizenship.

There are somethings that can go in a taco, but rice is not one of them bro.

>>11010771
If they have Passport from Mexico they are mexican.

Why dont show a driver license from Mexico? Are you in Texas?

Were they 18ish kids to show ID? Why the Clerk ask ID if they were well above 18?

>>11012385

>>11010729
Average mexican male: 5'7.5"
Average american male: 5'9.5"

>>11012716
Post the cat with hat with tequila Cuervo

>>11008425
based but not redpilled since the tomatoes

>>11008932
how does this compare to field roast line?

>>11012750
we really need a wall. we have so many wetbacks it is starting to affect the height average. fucking hell.

Venezuelan that recently moved to Mexico here
Red pill me on Gringas, Sincronizadas, Huaraches and Pambazps
Are they good? I work downtown CDMX, I recently discovered a taquería named La Auténtica, pretty good pastor, but I think I'm ready to try other things
Also, why do people here eat tacos de cabeza? They smell horrible, like they just boiled meat and didn't season

>>11013438
average height for non-hispanic whites is just 5'10 so it's not much different
US whites are just manlets

What's going on ITT?

Tacos are a hard corn shell. Don't you people mean burritos or something?

>>11013574
>Tacos are a hard corn shell.
You fucking gringo

>Live in shitty part of town
>Taqeria full of mexicans with cheap delicious food
>Move to better part of town
>Only has Taco Bell and white people $3-4 tacos

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11014229
>Only has Taco Bell and white people $3-4 tacos
Welcome to the suburban bland, pasty ethno sub-state. Careful what you wish for.

>>11013453
>Gringas, Sincronizadas, Huaraches and Pambazos
Just try them, they're cheap and everywhere. Gringas and sincronizadas are meh but good if you are specifically craving wheat flour tortillas, best huaraches are carne asada and green salsa, and the pambazo is the little, crunchy blessing from god, none of that add a guisado bullshit, just have the plain potato and longaniza one.

>Cabeza
The smell isn't the most pleasant indeed but most cabeza parts have a stronger flavor than your regular meat, so steaming them with just salt let's you keep that flavor. Try lengua for sure, ask for it to be chopped well the first time, but try the big slab of lengua at some point, it's very soft and pleasant to bite into.

Also go get some legit Korean and Japanese at Zona Rosa while you're here, for the experience.

>>11012845
This one?

a neighbor down the street, by my friends house, was having a quinceanera and it was catered by taco people. we were getting plates of them. they were the best tacos I ever had. I live in Houston so I can get tacos nearly every block I go.

>>11008932
>Soy Chorizo
Hola, Chorizo ¡Mucho gusto!

>>11015515
Yes, thank you anon.
Gracias anon.

I ate tonight enchiladas (real ones). Chicken inside of rolled up tortillas covered by thick mole (the sauce ameridumbs) and cheese and onions (no cream... cream is for tards)

>>11015525
Post your taco pics.
Also its a quinceañera. Its the celebration for her XV birthday. A way used before to say: my baby is ready to be fucked and married in old New Spain (Mexico).

>>11008932
Not real chorizo.
It has soy and veggie proteins.
Fuck this shit.

>>11015545
Underrated post

>>11010354
My dog doesn't have balls so I fuck whatever the eat I want.

>>11008937
WHERES THE RANCH

>>11015652
16 is a big deal for chicks here in the states. "sweet 16"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClxXDfvtoj0
Billy Idol - Sweet Sixteen

>>11015910
In the pig pen, we use blue cheese.

>>11008932
>soy
>plastic casing not natural

>>11012665
>what is a taco placero
>what is a taco de guisado
>what are taquizas
>what are tacos de arroz con chile relleno

>>11008932

Who here likes tacos de ojo, cesos, morcilla (or moronga depending on what shit part of the world are you) or tripas?

Just had all 4 and the blood sausage one was the best holy shit

>>11010754
>t. literal retard

>>11016272
Cesos is good but I dislike the greasy film it leaves on your mouth. Tripa is godly, and I like moronga but it really depends where you're eating it, unlike all the others.

Good taste, anon.

You like your tripas crispy/crunchy or mushy?

I don't even know why the FUCK theres places serving them soft and mushy

>>11015545
i made that joke last week when that was posted and no one respodned
fuck

taco taco
burrito burrito
taco taco
taco flavored keeeesseeees

>>11016508
Mushy is indeed garbage

yup

>>11010451
speaking of puffy, ever tried vapored tacos?

I have and taste rather good.

>>11010746
nice anecdote le cringe boy