/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11009410
I was raped by burger king employees on the clock, and the whopper is sloppy as fuck.

>>11009438
That's another thing about BK. They treat their employees well. McDonalds would expect their employees to clock out for a rape break whereas BK gives them more flexibility. If you need a quick rape break here and there, no big deal.

>>11009448
the several employees that brutally raped me were actually punished for the rape because it's length and brutality contributed to them not selling their hourly drug quota out the drive-thru. The fries are also bad.

>>11009474
>The fries are also bad

Take that back you son of a bitch.

>>11009410

>patty is flame grilled, giving it a delicious flavor

you mean, drenched in so much artificial smoke flavor that makes the whole patty taste like a off-brand beef stick

>>11009483
I will not take that back no matter how hard you rape me. The fries are sub-par, and the whopper is often a sloppy mess when served. I am not a fan of BK, rape aside.

>>11009410
Why would the McDonald's burger be crushed if it's served in a cardboard box? Seems like the one in paper wrapping would be the crushed one. For this very reason, all fast food places where I live have been putting their large burgers in boxes for over a decade now.

>>11009410
The flame broil tastes like freaking ass and the whopper is flavorless besides the metric fuckton of raw onions they put on it

I'll eat a lettuce and mac sauce sandwich with some thin meat patties a million times before I ever try to endure a whopper again

>>11009483
He's right though.

I ejaculated into my own semen and created a fleshlight baby that tasted better than BK.

Honestly, I prefer BK just because they have sour dough buns.

I would eat burger king everyday for the rest of my life if they simply changed this.

Carl's Jr/Hardee's is what BK wishes it was. Also, at least McDonald's is cheap, fast, and reliable.

>>11010582
makes my skin itchy

>>11009410
Would a fucking mod/janitor do their job and ban this cocksucker?

>>11009410
no "ironically" buys anything. mcdonals is medium teir fast food, just like burger king. bk's fries are shit, and most of their burgers are meh. good breakfast options though, but don't pretend their shit doesn't stink.

What the hell is Burger King? You talking about Hungry Jack's?

>>11010582
What exactly am I looking at here

>>11009410
False dichotomy - both are awful.

>>11010912
ive found bk to be way more inconsistent in quality tho

>>11009490
They actually do have flame broilers. It doesn't mean they don't add extra smoke flavoring, but they really are flame broiled.

>>11010920
Meat that steamed and the protein/fat that leaks out bubbled up and congealed. It doesn't really have anything to do with the quality of the meat, but it means the heat was too low as you can see there are no sear marks.

a good BK burger > good mcD burger
a bad mcD burger > a bad BK burger

If I go to a new city I'll NEVER go to a BK

>>11011916

yes, no shit.

you can't taste that flame broiling though with all the artificial shit on the meat. and the person i responded to thought they tasted amazing from the broiling which means that they don't know what artificial smoke is and can't discern that from real grilling flavor.

>>11009410
>trying to imply or greentext in the subject line
i fucking hate non-americans

>>11012032
This usually.
Where I am I feel I'm slightly more likely to get a good BK burger than a bad one.
McD's feels about 50/50 but the worst I get is still edible, even if I have to remove a shitload of sauce from the burger cause somebody went apeshit with the sauce bottle.

Dairy Queen burger boy repping the best burgers & the best ice cream.

Plebes

>>11013715
>Dairy Queen

lol now I've heard everything.

>>11009491
expect a visit form "the king" right after you fall asleep.

>>11014376
You cannot threaten me. I have already been nearly raped to death, and tried your fries many times. THEY ARE NOT GOOD FRIES. I required blood transfusions and they were too salty and not crisp. I do appreciate that you offer onion rings, but balanced against the brutal, on the clock group rape by your employees, three stars my friend. Three stars at best.

>>11009483
This
People love ranting and raving about McDonald's fries but they're soggy, droopy pieces of shit. Burger King fries actually taste like a proper French fry instead of some lukewarm cardboard string.

Anyone here got Mac Coins?

>>11009483
a man of culture

>>11009410
Not this fucking faggot again.

>>11014453
Exactly. I think BK and Wendy's fries are so much better than McDick's soggy ass shoestring fries.

>>11009410
Huh?

Is your burger better than this burger? I don't know? I like bugers. Who likes this mediocre burger? Oh I love this mediocre burger. Is a burger a burger? I don't know but burger burger burger! I don't eat anything else but burger burger oh fries burger.

Straight up. I would rather eat a Sonic burger than a Five Guys overpriced burger.

>>11015759
Oh a burger burger is a burger burger but do you like a burger?